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Name: Mockingbird Accomplice(Although my character is always called Allison)
Home: Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in an under sea lab YAY!
Thrax: Allison shut up I'm trying to sleep!
Me: Make me!
Thrax: *grabs me and opens up a hatch. Throws me into hatch, closes door, and smirks at me as I swim widly away from a giant shark*
Me: JAWS NOOOOO!!!!
Favorite movie/book characters: Thrax(Virus from Osmosis Jones), Maximum Ride(Maximum Ride), V(V For Vendetta), Terminator(The Terminator), Freddy Krueger(Nightmare on Elm Street), Almost all the other horror movie slashers, except Jigsaw, and Jason.
Favorite movies: Osmosis Jones, Nightmare on Elm Street, V For Vendetta, Terminator 1, 2, and 3, The Matrix, Halloween, Psycho, Jeepers Creepers, Aladin, Swan Princess, Hercules, Road to El Dorado, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Patriot, Courage Under Fire, Titanic, Eragon, Iron Giant, The Dark Knight, Hellboy, Apollo 13, X-Men 1&2, True Grit, Secret Window, I-Robot, Kung Fu Panda, Ghostbusters, Spiderman 1,2,&3, The Sixth Sense, Up, The Golden Compass, Harvey, Holes, Happy Feet, Big Fat Liar, The Sword in the Stone, and Pirates of the Caribbean 1.
Favorite books: The Hot Zone, Harry Potter series, Maximum Ride novels, Everlost series, The Messenger, Plague Maker, Crank, Glass, Fallout, Impulse, Burned, Identicals, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Middle School the Worst Years of My Life, Cirque Du Freak series, Mutation, Goosebumps, Skeleton Creek, Nightmare Hour, Crusade, and Lockdown.
Favorite songs: Disturbia by Rhianna, Just a job to do by Genisis, Original Sin by INXS, Home by the Sea by Genesis, any song by Evanescence, Out of My Way by Seether, Pop by NSYNC, E.T. by Katy Perry, tons of songs by Eminem, We Takin' Over by Dj Khaled, Promiscous by Nelly Fertardo, I'm Still a Rockstar by P!NK, Push It by Salt N' Pepa, any song by Lady Ga Ga, Hey Baby and Hotel Room Service by Pitbull, Riding On the Metro by Berlin, Englishman in New York and Straight to My Heart by Sting, She Wolf and My Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, any song by Cascada, Any song by Ke$ha, In the City by Kevin Rudolf, Fever by Peggy Lee, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen, Fire Burning by Sean Kingston, any song by Three Days Grace, Sexyback by Justin Timberlake, Instigator by Kaci Brown, More and Dj Got Us Falling In Love Again by Usher, Poison by Groove Coverage, tons of songs by Britney Spears, Addicted by Kelly Clarkson, Train Train by Blackfoot, and Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.
Favorite activities: swimming/ running through park/ making fanfictions/ reading/ drawing/ hanging out with my friends
Loves: Cold weather, reading, artwork, chocolate chip cookies, my iPod Touch, Thraxy, music, gym class, original stories, science, eagles, kids, discussing books, Halloween, and pulling pranks.
Hates: Abusive people, spiders, hot weather, flames, Jason Voorhees(Most of the time) Ghostface, because everyone hates Ghosty(kidding, I love him), arch enemy, cruel reality, and writer's block.
OC Backgrounds...Incase Anyone Cares To Know.
Allison aka Mockingbird Accomplice: Allison, or Aj as Thrax calls her sometimes is a very highly unstable 13 year old. Not mentally, but with her powers. Her hair is black, only her bangs are brown, she has blue eyes, a pale complexion, and often dresses in black or grey colors. Her usual outfit is a grey short sleeve turtleneck, black jeans, and black stilettos. If she's in more of a fancy mood she'll throw on a belted black trench coat. (yes that is how fancy I get...) Allison can pretty much do anything, even fly with her super powerful white wings, unless there is a storm. The high amount electromagnetic energy can cause her powers not to work. She's been on the run from the government since a very young age, and has no family members that she knows about. Allie met up with the her slashers and virus friend by bringing them to life, and even though the villains will never admit it, they have a soft spot for the teen.
I'll work on more, but I'm just too lazy at the moment...zzz.
X You have a short temper.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
X You are physically strong.
You have a free spirit.
X You spend most of your time alone.
x You are very polite.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat filled?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: Are you single?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great.
Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.
I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?
If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it.
And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD
The guy who discovered milk, what the heck was he doing with the cow?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Orlando Bloom or another actor no longer hugely popular, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an obsessive fangirl who would kill to protect your obsession copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Thrax should have so totally won, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about dating a movie/book character copy and paste this into your profile
If you think slashers are awesome copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever broken both your wrists at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever met your obsession and would be completely calm on the outside and screaming on the inside copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't trust popular people (well most) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an awesome author copy and paste this into your profile! (this should be everyone)
If you love the fact that you are different copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love how adorably stupid Ghostface is copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are not afraid to express yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
Your friend does something hilariously stupid even when they thought it was the smartest thing in the world. If you have ever just gave them a thumbs up and smiled like an idiot copy and paste this into your profile. XD
Many teens do drugs and have sex...if you like chocolate chip cookies copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you think Freddy krueger should have one in all the NOES movies and Freddy vs. Jason, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If Justin Bieber or Edward Cullan were about to jump off a skyscraper, and you are the sane percent who would sit there eating popcorn saying 'Do a flip you sparkly b*tch, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever annoyed someone to the point where they tell you to 'Shut up and get away from me you freak' copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)
If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you LOVE to go on the scariest of all rollercaosters, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your file
If you are tomboy, enjoy being a tomboy, and think that tomboys will dominate preps and those snobs and pops, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If math should DIE copy and paste this into your profile!
If homework should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.
If school altogether should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get shy copy and paste this into you profile.
If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.
98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can tell the difference to coke and diet coke, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I HATE it when that happens!!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
Remember, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just make sure its not a train.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!
I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face. :)
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too!"? Why would you get a cake if you can't eat it?!
Tell the truth and run.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be making s'mores and hitting on the firemen.
50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!
-If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile
-99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.
-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and flip them off
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
101 things to do in Walmart.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (I only pretended! It still counts though!)
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick him in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick)
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry!
If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you!
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy thinking copy and paste this into your profile
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
I hear voices and they don't like you
I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to
"What happens when we get to scared half to death Twice?"
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor
There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.
I say we shoot cupid.
Welcome to the world where being you is never enough.
Live your life crazy and love every minute of it.
Turn that ipod up way loud and block out that world like nothing is wrong.
I'd rather die than let you control me.
My friends are CRAZY, but I still love them. Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow.
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane and you're okay with that...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If Math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what it is people find so fascinating about being "normal" copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
If you are a CHOCAHOLIC TALKAHOLIC OR A-SHOPAHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you love animals, copy and paste.
If you hate people who are backseat-drivers, copy and paste.
If it annoys you when the person sitting in the passenger seat can't seam to just PICK A STATION ALREADY, copy and paste.
If your one true love is an Anime, Book, or Movie character, copy and paste.
If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste.
If you knew what I mean above, copy and paste.
If you have ever fallen so deeply in love with someone who doesn't exist that people now go out of their way to avoid you, copy and paste.
GOOD Friends and BEST Friends
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A good friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
I am currently working on a horror movie crossover, but it is under Osmosis Jones, which is a movie. Rated T for violence, some language, and Ghostface being stupid. Please check it out and give it a chance. Thanks.
Imporatant Information About Other Stories:
1. I will review every chapter (most of the time)
2. I do not flame.
3. I love good, original ideas.
4. I always hope that you continue with your story.
5. If I like your story a lot, I will add it to my favorites and possibly private message you about how epic it is. :)
6. If I like a bunch of your stories, you will be added to my favorite authors list and I will private message you soon. :DD
Important information about my stories: I will always(Unless there is some important thing that delays)
1. Give important information in the first chapter about the stories characters etc. So DON'T skip.
2. Try to give the dates that I will update my story again(AlSO LOCATED IN THE THE FIRST CHAPTER)
3. Appreciate any reviews.
4. If you don't understand something, please private message me and I will explain it.
5. I usually write my stories down first before I type them.
6. Have fun reading!!
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