Author has written 2 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Naruto.
Oh, Hallo! I'm Mai'shardstyle. :)
Now you are probably wondering what kind of person I am...Wellllllll. Lets just say I'm the 1N54N3 L33T M45T3R 0F D34TH!!!!!!
To those of you that can read that my hat's off to you. Now, lets get to know each other. :D
Name: Mai'shardstyle (if you didn't get it the first time)
Location: I Live in ALASKA! XD (Those of you that think that's an Island off the coast of the US need to buy a globe.) :( *Best friend rolls their eyes*
Interests: Reading, writing, swimming, running, jumping, hanging out with friends, playing with my cats, dancing, raving (cleanly: no drugs/alcohol), and, of course, MANGA/ANIME! XD *gasps for air while best friend facepalms in the background*
Age: Who wants to know? *glares in suspicion then gets slapped upside the head by best friend.* OWW! Fine! 23.
Gender: hmmm, male, female, tomboy, shemale...thing...Yes. *Another slap upside the head* WOULD YOU STOP THAT!!!? I'M A GIRL!! HAPPY!!??
Birthday: Hey! I don't know you well enough, Buster! *best friend is locked out of the room before they can land any more blows to my poor head.*
Personality quirks: GRAMMAR/SPELLING NAZI!!XD, also, general insanity (the good kind, I don't need meds and haven't since I was 14), ADHD/OCD/AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!, aaaaaaaaaand slight dislexia.(hence the grammar nazi. I have to catch myself.)
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I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei, LoganTheJetPyschicDuelist, Fantasy is now Non-Fiction, DarkeArcanine, I Love Uta No Prince-Sama; Mai'shardstyle.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? I think Naru/Hina.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? NO! Yaoi and yuri are just nasty.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, but I wanted to.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any. I don't feel like telling you that.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I had a crush on Gaara once.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naru/Hina.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasu/Saku.
9. Which team is your favorite? I'd have to say Itachi and Kisame
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Recent discoveries support that theory. BAH! I liked mine better.
1. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Ummm. It tells you in the manga AND anime that it's true.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. It got sorta stupid.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he has ADHD.
17. Sub or dub? Sub. I hate the english translations and I hate the voice actors for the english version
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura before she mans up and trains under Tsunade. I still wish she'd get over Sasuke though
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? More annoying than funny but he has his moments.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Supposedly, he's Obito.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither. He'd be sexy if he wasn't wearing that jumpsuit all the time.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Young Minato.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both. He has a good heart.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I think Sasuke, because then I wouldn't want him to die all the time.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yep. But I'm picky.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Kinda. I'm not very good though and I don't have many of them posted.
27. Do you like lemons? Not really.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Some of them. They don't really want to know though.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No, and I don't want to.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? I think I saw one... a loooooong time ago.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. My best friend.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, because I don't draw.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' As I said before, I don't draw.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nah. My bookworm nature does that for me.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'd read the first couple pages and then burn it.
37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. How many times do I have to say that I don't draw?
38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ummmm, Eww.
. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, a couple.
40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not really. More like anime/manga in general.
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: call you retarded for skipping through the halls in school singing "We're off to see the wizard!"
BEST FRIENDS: are skipping and singing with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you to stop drinking when you've had too much. BEST FRIENDS: Wake you up in the morning with an air horn only after they've posted the pictures on the internet.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
People who hate stereotypes (bold what you are!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.
...OK! Those of you who haven't immediately navigated away from my profile. Nice to meet you.XD
So far I have many stories in my head but they will probably never make their way onto paper. *sad face* This is because I actually kinda suck at writing. *ehehe* ;P I'm better at editing/beta reading than writing and I have virtually no experience in that field other than my friends asking me to edit their fanfics and stories.
Other than that, if anyone wants to read what I eventually put on here and will probably never update they can. If they want it to continue they can ask to adopt a story from me and I will announce who adopts it on my profile so people can follow it.
Also if anyone wants my advice or wants my spelling/grammar nazi skills then they are more than welcome to ask for my email or PM me.
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