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Joined 07-19-11, id: 3085148, Profile Updated: 10-04-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harvest Moon, and Twilight.

likes: Read,writing and going out side

dislikes: dishes

favorite books: Lord of the rings, Eragon, Dragon of the mist series, stuff like that ect. AND I'M A TWILIGHT FAN ESPECIALLY THE WEREWOLVES

Favorite Games: Harvest moon, Legend of Zelda, and Sly Cooper ect


Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you think that writer's block is the toe-jam of a writer's brain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think High School Musical should die (the movie, not the actors), copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered how on earth morning people are ... well peppy in the morning? If so copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you thought love was overrated and fell for someone anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your youth group, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have or ever have had an imaginary friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have been baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile as a fellow servant of God!!

If you're a God-loving, God-fearing, born-again Christian that believes in equal marriage for all, copy and paste this into your profile!

ANTI-TWILGHTERS UNITE!!

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your significant other have different religious beliefs but still love each other aside from your differences, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are proud to be pro-life and are not afraid to stand up and give a voice to the voiceless, copy and paste this into your profile.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno your pofirle.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Big Daddy Kaname's Household by Kizee reviews
Under extremely parculiar circumstances... Aidou has fallen into the possession of Kaname Kuran. Both the Kurans really. Yuuki likes to play mommy while, on the other side of the bed, Kaname is playing the role of a perverted slave owner.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K.
A PureBlood Gets What A Pureblood Wants by Majestic Masters reviews
When Kanames cryptic lifestyle gets him in trouble he has no choice but to leave his mark in the heart and stomach of his spouse Zero Kiryuu, yet the couple doesn't see eye to eye on the solution to Kaname's problem. YAOILEMONMPREG
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Once In A Blue Moon by ShadowsOfPenAndPaper reviews
It is said that every blue moon, a change happens to the one who deserves it most. This change will alter the vampire race forever.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,676 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Humanoid by Slaughter Daughter reviews
It's been months since Connor's attempt at suicide, things seem to be getting better but things aren't always as they seem, for when Connor's alone his heart takes a dark turn. Will Angel find out what his son is doing to himself before it's too late?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,243 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Connor, Angel
Raw by jacobluver113 reviews
"I couldn't deny this incredible, insatiable want for all three of them. It felt so...raw." Emmett, Edward, Jasper, and Paul are vying for Jacob's attention. Jake seems to have a big problem. Who is he going to choose? SOME SMEXY SEX BETWEEN FOUR SMEXY GUYS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,740 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jacob, Paul, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tales of Vesperia: High School by SmexxiAnime115 reviews
Warning: This a shounen-ai boy X boy love without sexual content. Yuri Lowell is the main character. Yuri and his childhood friend, Flynn, grew up like brothers but will Yuri Lowell let it become something more than that and risk their friendship?
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,992 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Yuri L., Flynn S.
Destiny by SakurArashi reviews
What happens when Inuyasha encounters his youkai brother on the moonless night? One heck of an adventure.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
The Glorious Misadventures of Prince Zero Kiryu by Scioneeris reviews
Lately, Zero's royal life has turned upside down in ways he can't even begin to keep together. Especially when he finds himself married to a handsome pureblood! Have his silver spoon years come to an end? Yaoi. ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,198 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
The Distance Between by 68luvcarter reviews
When Tim is in an accident both he and the team realize just how important he is to them.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Family Portrait by Standing On The Edge of 4ever reviews
Tim McGee is proven to be Director Shepards child she gave up nineteen years ago. Not only has Tim been lying about his age, he is also about to find out who his real mother and father are. Is he ready to know his two bosses that way? Set season 3.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I Should Have Gone to Rehab by selfproclaimedbeauty05 reviews
Pre-Twilight Edward and Jacob have been secretly dating for a year. Then Bella comes into town and we all know the story of Edward falling head over heels in love with her.But where does that leave Jacob and what if 2yrs later Edward wants him Back? Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Weirdness Through the Well by Demitria Miriam reviews
When he'd fallen down the well, he'd been expecting to end up in Kagome's time, 500 years in the future, but instead what he got was one hell of a shock when he'd found he actually had traveled 500 years into the feudal era's past! InuT. x Inu. AU/AR.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Inutaisho, Inuyasha
Alice is Mine by Vesper Rose reviews
The Queen orders the White Rabbit to lure Zero into Wonderland, but Zero found his way out. There's just one thing the Wonderlanders failed to mention to him. Things are never good when the Queen has to leave Wonderland.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,544 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
My Father's an Alien by iris129 reviews
What if Elfangor never left Earth? What if another andalite landed in his place? Alternate Universe.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Tobias, Elfangor
Unlikely Brotherhood by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
After the events of OoT, Link is living a normal life, until he stumbles upon something that takes him back in time. Meeting up with a younger Ganondorf, will he take the chance to destroy him before he becomes evil? Or will something unexpected happen?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
The Well and the Lighthouse by Grey Fallout reviews
He won't believe me when I say that it has to be him who pieces me back together. That I don't want a stranger with wise words—I need him. I know that it has to be him... Because no one's ever breathed life into me like that before. ChaseXGale -angstfest-
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Chase, Wizard
Lifetime of Lies by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
After his mother makes a surprise visit, McGee learns that he has been lied to for his whole life, and that he has a surprsing connection to Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 76,736 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Capture by ObsessedwithDannyPhantom reviews
Danny's parents discover his secret. How will they react to learning their son's true identity?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Little Wolf by bluenewmoon reviews
Jacob finally turns, and then imprints on none other then Sam Uley! Not only is he a wolf but he's a submissive, can he deal with, wolves, vampires, and suspicious friends all while falling in love with a guy he hates? Sam/Jacob SLASH! AUish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,770 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jacob, Sam
The coin of dreams by Memma546 reviews
Emma is obsessed with harvest moon games and best of all Phantom Skye. But when she finds a strange coin in her friend’s attic he comes to life! A dream come true...or a nightmare? Find out! DISCOUTINUED
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Claire, Skye
A New Life by DanniHavok reviews
Edward is given a chance for a new life which he's not sure if he wants or not. What happens when he starts to get a unwanted attention from his brother and nice but strange attention from a certain werewolf. SLASH! Ed/Jas and Ed/Jac with some Al/Jess
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Smoke and Mirrors by Phantom Thief Zel reviews
A death forces Trent to examine not only his abilities as a doctor, but also his true purpose of existence. Meanwhile, his obsession with a certain silver-haired thief grows stronger by the day... SLASH, Skye x Trent
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Skye, Doctor Trent/Tim
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Life before and after I died
My heart started pounding as Carlsle, Emmett, and Jasper came to the Hospital to get me. I looked over to the open window all of a sudden the door knob started turning and the door started to open.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edward, Carlisle
Stealing My Heart Away reviews
Hi my names Claire and I came to the country in hopes of adventure and boy did I get one, when rumors started going around about a Phantom Theif... First fanfiction
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Claire, Skye