RiddikulusWaterbender
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Joined 07-19-11, id: 3085664, Profile Updated: 07-30-14
Author has written 14 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Bleach, and Phineas and Ferb.

Hello people! I'm RiddikulusWaterbender, but I'm also known as TsubakiExplosion on other sites! I'm not really much of a writer but I wanted to try out fanfiction ever since my friends inspired me by showing me their stories.

I write Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, X-Men Evolution, and Bleach fics. My first fanfiction stories are Maximum Ride so most of them that are published first are from middle school, like "Fang In Charge" and "Fang Loves His Long Hair". I'm recently trying to do Harry Potter fanfics but I usually do stuff from the Marauders' time. Recently this year I finished the whole X-Men Evolution series so I had a few ideas. I dunno if people watch it anymore, so I don't expect many reviews on them. I would still like them though! Hope you like! I don't mind people telling me how to make my stories better.

About me:
-I'm quite shy but I act goofy to really close friends and family, or when I'm writing. Usually I act more like myself if people don't know it's me. If they did, they'll be like: "Whaaaat? (My name inserted here) is like this?!"
-I play bassoon in concert band, and trombone in marching band. The bassoon is my starting instrument, and in my opinion, the BEST!!!
-I LOVE BAND!!!
-When I grow up, I want to either preform in a famous band or orchestra, become a manga artist, or make my own cartoon show.
-I am obsessed with Harry Potter and anime!
-I love J-Rock and K-Pop.
-I am more into classical music than what they call music these days.
-I'm one of those people who watches something and sometimes pays more attention to the soundtrack than the actual movie.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series!!!, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Cirque du Freak, Maximum Ride (only the first 3 books)

Favorite Movies: All Harry Potter movies!!!, Avatar (Not the Last Airbender, but the one with the blue guys), The Incredibles, All X-Men movies

Favorite TV Shows: Bleach, Hetalia, Ao no Exorcist, Fruits Basket, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Avatar the Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Proud Family, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's So Raven, and a lot more (mostly old) series. Not rubbish like the new shows they come up with these days.

Favorite Types of Fanfiction Stories: I usually read humor fics but I also like action and adventure. I will read other types if they seem interesting. I despise romance so I rarely read that type of stuff. Even though I don't really like kissy kissy goo goo nonsense, I still have favorite pairings.

Favorite Pairings:
The underlined ones are not canon, and the others are the canon favorites.
Harry Potter: Remus L./Nymphadora T., Lily P./James P.
Avatar the Last Airbender: Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki
Ouran Highschool Host Club: Haruhi F./Hikaru H.
Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Matsumoto/Hisagi, Ukitake/Unohana, Byakuya/Hisana
Hetalia: Germany/N.Italy, Greece/Japan, Spain/Romano, Austria/Hungary, Lithuania/Poland, Sweden/Finland

The thing is, I don't like reading about pairings and romance junk. I usually just think that they look good together. For example: For Zuko and Katara, I don't read fanfiction about romance between them. I would just say: "Well, It looks better than Katara and Aang."

Then again, even if there is a pairing I would prefer, it doesn't mean that I will read it. Probably the only pairings that I wouldn't mind reading romance fics are Remus L./Nymphadora T. ('cause, ya know, they're married), and maybe a little bit of Ukitake/Unohana.

Finished Stories That I didn't Submit:

St. Patrick's Day (Maximum Ride)
Pictures and Obsessions (Harry Potter)

I might post these soon. I've already written them down.

My Thoughts on Things: I update my profile randomly so look here If you want to know what I think about my stories and other stuff!

I have completely stopped writing. :( I'm sorry everyone. Maybe one day I'll try to write something again, but I'm more of a drawer now. If you're curious about my drawings, look at the links below! :)

I have a deviantart! :D If you're interested in my drawings (anime), you can find me at rt.com/

I have a tumblr! :D If you're interested in keeping up with my blogs, you can find me at

I also have a collab blog with CodenameOokami! You can find our blog at

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Forever and a Day by SpoonyLupin reviews
AU. After losing Tonks in the final battle, Remus is left to raise Teddy on his own. Even after ten years, Remus still struggles with the thought that he isn't providing Teddy with everything that he needs. Can anything change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi
Lessons In Happiness by Beatles-McLennon reviews
"May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter." A 15 year old Teddy Lupin finds a letter addressed to him from his deceased father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
A Father's Fears by CNGB reviews
Lyall Lupin loved few people and hated many, but that didn't stop him from being afraid. Afraid of what Remus' transformations did to him, afraid of the full moon, afraid of the magical society's intolerance, and afraid of his son's tears. It is difficult to ease someone's fears when you are also terrified, but he liked to think managed okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Remus L., Lyall L. - Complete
The Last Tomorrow by ReillyJade reviews
Baby Teddy is restless on a clear, starry night. Remus, unable to sleep either, takes his son out for some fresh air. In an attempt to help him fall asleep, Remus tells him a story about the things he's learned about life since meeting Tonks. A tender father/son moment. {Written for Liza.}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Teddy L. - Complete
Gobeithio by solochan2014 reviews
Remus takes his wife and son to see his mother. Late DH. Remus/Tonks. "Gobeithio" means Hope in Welsh. Don't ask me how to pronounce it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L., Hope L. - Complete
A Kind of Illumination by solochan2014 reviews
Years too late, a father and a son reconcile. Set late DH. Inspired by JK's Pottermore Insight into Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Remus L., Lyall L. - Complete
Stains by TheChasm reviews
Remus likes to draw, and he doesn't really mind what he uses for ink. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Oblivion, Complete Oblivion by CodenameOokami reviews
Revenge is a thousand times sweeter than love. Even if it requires cross-dressing, becoming a shinigami, and joining Division 9…no matter what my fukutaichou says.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Shuuhei H.
The Unspeakable Girl by SweetDeamon reviews
"She makes me feel so on top of this world that I wish I'd never been born into it in the first place! So I can't stand to talk about her, Dad! I simply can't!" In which Remus Lupin visits his father and confesses something quite extraordinary. Based on information from POTTERMORE. Consider yourselves warned. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Meet the Teacher by SweetDeamon reviews
In which Remus and Dora receive word from Hogwarts that their son's homework has been completed in a far from satisfactory manner. The subject? Defence Against the Dark Arts. The topic? Werewolves. They've been expecting trouble since the beginning of term...but who feels less prepared? Teddy's parents or Teddy's teacher? Neville has a hunch... AU. RLNT. Rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
The Visit by winky's wand
short one shot. A hurt and confused Teddy lupin says things he soon regrets and is soon made to see his mistake by some unexpected visitors
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
Marauder Moments by scarletnight72 reviews
Moments in the lives of the Marauders: '..Not able to deal with this level of stupidity, Remus calmly closed his book and took off for the library.'/'Sirius scooped up baby Harry.."Don't cha wish your Daddy was cool like me? Don't cha wish he wasn't a four-eyed freak!"/"Moony...Moony...MOONY!...I'VE KILLED REMUS!...Wait...Does anyone have some chocolate?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Marauders
The First Time He Saw It by shewolf2000 reviews
He was four the first time he saw it. Teddy Lupin, shocked awake by a nightmare and finding his parents bedroom empty, goes down to the sitting room where he finds his mummy sleeping curled up next to a gigantic wolf. How will he react? Three-shot, Remus and Tonks alive. Lupin family drama/fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sleeping Dogs by Razgriz Ace reviews
"Standing before her frazzled and covered in blue patches was one Remus Lupin. Sitting at the kitchen table behind him was Sirius, who looked rather frightened and was sporting a thick ten meter mustache." It's Boxing Day and Tonks finds herself up to no good with Moony and Padfoot. Fred and George really should have been more careful about who they tested their products on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
A Bumpy Ride by Official Space Teen reviews
The story of Tonks and Lupin's journey from the pregnancy of Teddy to his birth, and the hiccups they faced along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Lupin Can't Lie by Quicquidlibet reviews
He only reads books and he cannot lie, even if he's reading a how-to-lie book. Because, really, if you're going to lie, you should at least remember it. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
The Day Lupin Saved the Wizarding World by HappyHufflepuff-RebelRavenclaw reviews
AU, one-shot. Remus Lupin wolfs out, with unexpected yet lucky results! NOT LUPIN/VOLDY SLASH. THAT WOULD BE CREEPY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Catnip by Iris Musicia reviews
Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
To Be a Captain by Dragon Silhouette reviews
"To be a true captain, you need to have a certain attribute that all of the captains have always possessed. It is this trait that separates the captains from everyone else in the Gotei 13..."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
A Mother's Love by Avery-Lou reviews
Even after so many years, Remus couldn't say he was used to the transformation. Oh, sure, he knew what to expect, and he accepted it with quiet resignation. But even now, on the last full moon before he was due to start at Hogwarts, the only thing that got him through the nightmare was his mother's love. ONESHOT Voted BEST Marauder Oneshot, 2012 Couture Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Transformation by Quill To Parchment reviews
"He needs to hurt something. Himself. Drown the pain. Stupid bloody masochist," James closed his eyes and leaned against the wall. Sirius ran a hand over his tired face. A masochist was exactly what Remus was. Twisted. Maimed. And they couldn't fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Build to Last by BookOfXcentric reviews
It's visitation day and everyone's parents have come to Hogwarts. The Marauders are in charge of dinner entertainment. Bad idea! They put up a muggle play. Contains Profound Swearing, mild SB/RL. Bad Sum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Punch Day by AADale reviews
Yamamoto chews out the captains when the shinigami misbehave
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Tick Tock Incident by Sasparilla123 reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold, irritating and in the middle of the night. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011
712, Give or Take by Sasparilla123 reviews
How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Ukitake's Christmas Delivery Service by UNseated4TH reviews
Christmas is near and everyone is celebrating! Even Aizen is getting into the spirit of the season. But when Ichigo is dragged into a Seretei xmas delivery service with Ukitake, the quiet holiday he wanted with family and friends wont be so..NOW COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Aizen gets killed by Don Kanonji by UNseated4TH reviews
A series of oneshots in which Aizen gets killed by some of the least likely characters. Chapter 8: Lieutenant Sasakibe, Lieutenant Aizen, a bottle of sake and a darwin award nominee. What could go wrong?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Aizen, Chojiro S.
Let the Great Axe Fall by teacandles reviews
December 27, 1966. A night that should be spent sipping eggnog and nibbling on cookies warm from the oven, not listening to the screams and howls of pain ripped from the mouth of your six-year-old son as he transformed into a monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8225 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by incandescens reviews
In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kaien S., J. Ukitake - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Gin Sin by UNseated4TH reviews
And poor Aizen thought that one Gin was more than enough…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Advice by KeeperOfComics reviews
When werewolves don't want to love you, what do you do? Get advice of course! A very strange valentienes day with Tonks, molly, hagrid, ginny, hermoinie, and...snape. What will happen? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/23/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
First Time by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
Kyouraku sees Ukitake have an attack of TB for the first time. Now he has to decide how to react. One-shot. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Snapshot by swirlheart reviews
Hitsugaya takes a nap on a couch and Rangiku comes in with a camera. But Hitsugaya is acting very strangely in his sleep. Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Life is a Ball by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
-AU- After the car crash that killed his parents, Hitsugaya has to come to terms with their death while dealing with a whole new life and a whole new school. -Chapter fic. Ukitake and Hitsugaya centric. NO pedophile!Ukitake. Pairings later on.-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Meifu's Gate ::Prequel:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Ukitake and Kyouraku come from opposite sides of the social spectrum, yet both have their own challenges to overcome on their way to becoming Shinigami. A 'prequel' of chapters depicting how their childhoods might have been and how they got to the Academy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,023 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood by SweetDeamon reviews
It's the blood in his veins that causes him so much trouble. But Teddy Lupin is proud of his blood, even when it comes spilling out of his broken nose. Can Remus and Tonks help their son through his Hogwarts years or will his personal war rage on? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
By a Thread by shimotsuki11 reviews
After the final battle, Remus Lupin has a choice to make - with a little help from some old friends. Remus/Tonks, Lily/James, Sirius, Andromeda, Poppy Pomfrey, Dumbledore. DH spoilers; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
March of the Captains by puts foot in mouth reviews
Oneshot. There is nothing Gin likes more than teasing the other captains: this time it's Hitsugaya.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Memos, Hair, Bubblegum, Rap, and Wands by EleanoraGrace reviews
Tonks has discoverd the fun of sending memos, changing her hair, bubblegum, muggle rap, and tapping. Kingsley does not find as much enjoyment in any of these.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - N. Tonks, Kingsley S. - Complete
Overtones by jwg676 reviews
Matsumoto, Ukitake and innocent comments taken out of context
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
Bitter and Sweet by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Hitsugaya. In a candy store. It was all so very bitter and mortifying for him but so much sweeter for his audience.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Catching Up by InFabula reviews
Set immediately after the end of Goblet of Fire, Sirius follows Dumbledore's instructions to lie low at Lupin's. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Hidden Addiction by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Ukitake's chocolate is gone. But where? Without his midmorning sugar fix, will he survive? The chocolate rests in the hands, or stomach, of an unlikely person...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
Perspective by oony reviews
An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge by oony reviews
Remus and Sirius meet over an old piano and an empty classroom on the third floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth and Consequences by InFabula reviews
The Marauders, the Prank and Snape's revenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The One Hundredth Way by raykoRavenclaw reviews
Tonks may have managed to get a first kiss out of Lupin, but will she find it as easy to get a first date? Hmm…she’ll just have to consult her book, “99 ways to get a wizard out on a date.” Sequel to Third Time's a Charm. please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Varying Shades of Red by Neurotica reviews
One-Shot. Revised. AU. Truths Universe. Voldemort, the prophecy, the wizarding world's impending doom... Anything but this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Oblivious by Jess Pallas reviews
What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,462 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
S'mores by Crystallic Rain reviews
The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed - Remus ate him -, a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, Peter likes chicken, & Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet - yay inbred purebloods! J/L, SB/OC, RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 4,708 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pointless Phone Insanity Reigns by Red Witch reviews
I decided to make this a series: Next up Todd vs. Kurt!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
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The Valentine's Dance reviews
Valentine's Day is coming, and Slughorn is holding a dance party. Lily finds herself asking Remus to be her dance partner. How will James react when he finds them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Kiyone's Shikai reviews
Everyone knows about Kiyone's obsession of Captain Ukitake. How will Soul Society handle her when she attains her... "special" shikai? Takes place before Kaien dies and before Rukia is in the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kiyone K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Shinigami no Hanayame reviews
Rukia reads Ichigo an adventure story about Hitsugaya and Momo. My first "Bleach-ified" version of a movie. The story Rukia reads is an 'Alternate Universe' type of story. Features canon characters and a small amount of unimportant OCs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Help Me With This Gum! reviews
Matsumoto managed to get gum stuck in her 'mountains! Is she able to get it out, or will she need the help of someone else?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Kurt's Halloween reviews
Kurt failed to get a costume, so Kitty convinces him to go as his regular fuzzy self. No one will notice, right?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Sailor Mouth reviews
A short story about the time Angel stubbed her toe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Max, Angel - Complete
An Awkward Situation reviews
Remus is left in an awkward situation and a friend saves the day! NO SLASH! Reviews would be nice, but I won't beg for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bullies In School reviews
Each flock member encounter bullies or tormentors in school. Learn how they cope! Stupid summary, yeah I know. Set in "School's Out-Forever". Rated for fighting.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The James Song reviews
Lily asks if James was ever annoying to Remus. Sirius answers her... IN SONG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
The Werewolf Essay reviews
Lily's essay helps her become close friends with Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Eat My Pants! reviews
During a field trip to Germany, Kurt plays a prank on Kitty that involves pants, salad, and cheese! Enjoy!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Fang Loves His Long Hair reviews
What's Fang doing with his hair? Based on the MANGA books! Please Review! I do not own Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang In Charge reviews
Set in "School's Out-Forever" after Max leaves Anne's house. Fang is left in charge while Max is away and he has to get them to bed, but Gazzy isn't ready to bathe yet. Review! Please-ness?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Kurt the Nightcrawler reviews
Kurt has to stop an evil villain's plan before it is too late! Dun dun duuuunnn!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete