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Joined 07-19-11, id: 3086023, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Macbeth, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Ouran High School Host Club, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Hello! I'm... not telling you my real name.


Let's make this into a list before I start rambling like crazy about pointless stuff

Name: You can call me not_you_15 until you earn the privilage of knowing my actual name.

Age: 17. I'm a senior in highschool.

Languages: French first, I learned English later. It's a long, complicated and somewhat depressing story. PM me if you want to know it.

Likes: Accents (particularly Scottish and Irish), Harry Potter, chocolate, crackers, classic Disney movies, reading, Silly Wizard (a Scottish/Irish folk band from the 70’s and 80’s), bass players, Criminal Minds, any food that you can eat with salsa, singing, the word “arbitrary”, One Direction, goofing off, fantasy novels, Doctor Who, red heads, guitar players, musicians in general, fanfiction, my iPod, Rachmaninoff, pretty much any dessert in existence, dancing (especially in the rain), Robin the Boy Wonder, hanging out with friends, my clarinet, anime/manga, The Chronicles of Narnia, purple, fuzzy/soft things, violins, guinea pigs and other small, fuzzy rodents, family get-togethers, my brother’s highly advanced vocabulary and use of sarcasm, Taylor Swift, laughing, comic books, The Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit, small children, leopard geckos, dark hair, aquamarine, the word “foliage”, bookstores, the smell of sheet music, fire, writing, Star Wars, musicals, any movie starring Harrison Ford or Liam Neeson, The Scorpions, Johann Sebastian Bach, swing sets, Charles de Lint novels, making up words, pretty much any food involving noodles (a couple small exceptions), cheese, socks, neon colours, naming inanimate objects, NASCAR (Matt Kenseth, #17), lilacs, vanilla, Pirates of the Caribbean, LEGO, baseball (National league [Atlanta Braves, San Francisco Giants especially]), kittens, my family, Psalm 91, Dr. Seuss, boys with pretty eyes, banter, acting, mythology, strange/obscure names, conventions, band trips, inside jokes, Chinese food, sleeping, Oriental people, long walks, nature, my friends, hard rock/softer metal, PA days/holidays, dressing up in costumes, hugs, the stars, slighter older men (5 years tops), sweatpants, quiets, people that think they’re cool but are really idiots (fun to laugh at), French, tea, DIAC (Durham Integrated Arts Camp), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, God, presents, cuddling, Egypt, Peanuts comics, Teen Titans and penguins.

Dislikes: Being told what to do, make-up, coconut, Twilight, loud drumming, people who think they’re cool but are really idiots (stupid bastards…), getting sick, rap, incorrect grammar, bright pink, people who like things only because it’s considered to be “cool”, dresses (especially short ones), beer, math class, overly-energetic dogs, cliques, sixteenth note runs (in the upper register), pineapple, haters, Miley Cyrus music, non-canon slash (guy/guy for those who don’t know) pairings, the media, losing people, homework, awkward silences, fighting, extreme weather, Screamo, being hit on (casual/joking flirting is okay), shoes, children’s television (a couple exceptions), overly violent video games, autotune, being coddled/sheltered, the butchering of the French language, gossip, wine, red meat, my period, Europe’s destruction of the Native American culture, people who chew loudly (or with their mouths open), being felt sorry for, corsets, stereotypes, people who apologize for EVERYTHING, analysing literature, Nazis, reality TV, people who pretend to understand, being looked down on, myself (on occasion), tight/revealing cloths, the spotlight when not playing a character, know-it-alls, people who lack common sense, people who attack my religious beliefs, scorn, the letter “r”, being used, having insomnia, geography, people who don’t say what they mean, sappy romance novels, The Lord of the Flies, fakers, hip-hop, high heels, technology, death, being lied to, doing things I finds unpleasant, hype, name calling, politics, chemistry class, passive-aggressive people, bullying, liars, people who are whishy-washy, building LEGO for so long that your fingers hurt, rum, coffee, overplayed songs, feeling stupid, spell-check, chain e-mails, nagging, feeling inferior, being compared to others, annoying popular people, Jason Todd/ Damian Wayne (Robins 2 and 5), having my picture taken without permission, green tea, The Beatles (a couple exceptions), odd numbers, loud/obnoxious people, being pushed around, guys who only want sex, sweet pickles, large parties, and perfume.

Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, One Direction, Artemis Fowl, Soul Eater, ramdom poems sometimes, Teen Titans, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Robin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars, Dr. Who (please note that I'm not up to date on this one), Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, The Lord of the Rings, Criminal Minds and Inheritance Cycle.

So yes. That is me. PM me with requests, questions, death threats (maybe not those...)! I love meeting new people and making friends!

Also, I would like to apologize for not always replying to reviews. I just don't have time guys, and I'm really sorry.

I hope you find something here that stikes your fancy! Happy Reading :D

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Brothers in Arms by asinfreedom reviews
In the weeks after getting home, Hawkeye struggles to cope with the memories of war. His father quickly realises he can't help his son alone. Post-war. PTSD.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/4/2014 - BJ H., D. Pierce, Hawkeye P., Peg H.
A Foreigner In Ouran by Fey Nim reviews
"She didn't like this school. She didn't like this country. And she certainly didn't like the uniform... she felt like a walking, talking, Christmas present that wears Doc Martins." Rated T for Language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lost Without You by Miss Light Bright reviews
After a horrible fight between Hikaru and Kaoru, Kaoru suddenly goes missing. He's been kidnapped and tortured. Will Hikaru find and save his little brother? No slash, no lemon. Just brotherly love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,430 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Adventures in a Muggle Supermarket by templeg reviews
or, One Armchair, One Jar Of Evil And Rather Too Much Feminine Hygiene. Remus and Sirius get lost in a Muggle supermarket, MWPP-era, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
White as Snow by StarKatt427 reviews
Even kings have their doubts, and King Edmund the Just has many. But maybe there's someone who can help change that...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by dead last hero reviews
Much to Hikaru's dismay, he never dropped his habit of kicking Kaoru off the bed they shared every night. Can they both ever get a good night's sleep? [Twins]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Staring at the Sun by silver-sunn101 reviews
One-shot, DMHP slash. 'In his extended hand was the green and silver scarf. Harry accepted it without a word.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Never Leave You reviews
Kaoru is kidnapped and locked in a room by a man studying twin bonds. He isn't allowed to leave, except when being experimented on. He and his roomate plan escape, but will a secret from her past tear it all apart? T for now, maybe M later due to torture
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Dreamscape reviews
And his dream, his vision of something he could swear he had seen before if only he could grasp the memory, is slipping, slipping away like sand between his fingers, no matter how hard he tries to hold on to it. "Ed! Edmund! Wake up! You're only dreaming, it's just a nightmare. Hey! Ed!"/ Brotherfic!/ Rated T for somewhat violent imagery.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Morning Glories reviews
For as long as she could remember, Lucy's favorite flowers have been morning glories. She and Edmund discuss why./A family fic!/
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
You Never Know reviews
Losing your twin is something that can't really be explained. It's like... There's an endless ache inside your chest, and it never goes away. Every time you look in the mirror, it hurts, like a knife being driven a bit deeper into your heart, and you wonder if there's even a point to living anymore. And almost nobody in the entire world understands./GEORGE'S POV UP!/ COMPLETE!/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Highwayman Story reviews
Just a short little story from Bess' point of view near the end of Alfred Noyes poem "The Highwayman".
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Open to Suggestions reviews
This is what happens when you mix me, Harry Potter, and complete exaustion at two o'clock in the morning... The Maurauders, boredom, note passing and History of Magic. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Macbeth Retold: MacBeiber reviews
MAJOR NERDINESS AHEAD! In my grade 10 English class, we had to write a modern retelling of Macbeth. My frineds Kristen, Kerry worked with me. This is the result. Note: this was made to be stupid. Nobody hate me for making fun of Macbeth, as I love it.
Macbeth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Collision of the Worlds reviews
Excerpt: Ever so softly, she brushed her fingers over the illustrated boys face, the edge of one finger touching Ravens' arm. A small golden spark escaped her finger and absorbed into the book. Then, all hell broke loose. Note: First story. Contains OC.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin, Raven