AppleJuiceMaster
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Joined 12-12-02, id: 308698
Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, and Dogma.
Yeah... well.. to be honest, I'm not going to write anymore. Thank you all for reading my crap, I really appreciate it, and all of your comments were so nice. Peace out, you all 3
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Parody Paradise by Ivory Tower reviews
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
Sirius on the Rum by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Oh, what a silly misprint. Of course that's supposed to be run, not rum. After all, we all know Sirius Black would never get drunk, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 44 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauder's Guide to Marauding at Hogwarts by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
Sitting innocently on a shelf in the bookstore is a small book. When you look at it, you would never guess that it was the source of misery for many Hogwarts teachers over the years. And then Harry buys it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Remus L., James P.
Harry Potter and the really long title! by Liz Swarthy reviews
the fic title is Harry Potter and the Horrible, Awful, Terrible, Atrocious, Ghastly, Repulsive, Very Bad Plot! Harry sings& Draco wears a pink tutu! Ah, and... NEW CHAPPIES AND *REVISED* CHAP ONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Draco M., Severus S.
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs by morgy reviews
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs come in all flavours, made especially for the sick minded, crazy and demented. NEW FLAVOURS !!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Malfoy doesn't cry by Cherry-Bay reviews
**SLASH** chapter 14. draco goes to hogwarts. it snows. for once he is really happy. will be SLASH!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,623 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Insanity of Draco Malfoy by Slythindor reviews
Me? In love with Harry-Oh-Look-At-Me-With-My-Stupid-Scar-And-My-Sexy-Smile-Potter! HA! // CHAPTER 6: Draco tries a sarcastic battle, partakes in animal cruelty (or does he?) and recieves more glares off of his favourite little Mudblood . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Day Everyone Was In the Great Hall by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
Hermione is staring at people. It's getting on Harry's nerves. Ron wants to get out of Harry's shadow. Pettigrew talks to Fudge, who makes fudge-like noises. Sirius tells everyone that Ron slept with a rat. Voldie is holding a CAKE STALL. Insanity reigns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare Marauder Style! by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James, Remus, Sirius, Peter and Lily are locked in the Transfiguration Classroom with Severus, Lucius,. Narcissa, Damien and Daniel. Whatever will they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare, of course! And DOES SNAPE WASH HIS HAIR?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Hey Potter! Truth Or Dare? by Miss Lupin reviews
What happens when the 6th year students play truth or dare, well you're just have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Did you ever think this could happen? by nataliefly reviews
Was this supposed to happen, could this happen? Could Harry and Draco make it work? [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's The Great Pumpkin,Severus Snape by skullfarmer reviews
I know Halloween is over. Sue me. Snape spends the night in Hagrid's pumpkin patch. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Severus S.
The tunnel by YamiLava reviews
-Discontinued until I get more reviews-Basically Harry finds this tunnel around the school and Malfoy bribes him to show him it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy by illatidandi reviews
This is draco's diary. It shows his fav moments and worst also his like for Michael Jackson. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Draco M.
What the book DOESN'T tell you about Harry Potter! by MirkwoodForest reviews
Here is what the book doesn't tell you. You should have never read the book without this information. You will be emotionally damaged if you don't read this. Yes...Read, Review, Flame and do whatever else you want!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Yummy Omelettes by Jenni Piech reviews
I have no idea why i wrote this...but if ya wanna read it : It's about Snape teaching his potions class how to make omelettes, with humourus results !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Severus S.
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Welcome to Big Brother! reviews
Well, of course we all know the Big brother shows, where strange, VERY REAL stuff happens! Now, what would happen if we put people of this lovely fandom in a big house with lots of cameras? INSANITY! I know this has been done before, but so what!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
Dumbledore's List reviews
Dumbledore gives everyone a list of questions, which they have to answer HONESTLY! Warning, there's swearing in this story and of course the usual insanity! New: Voldemort's answers! (about bloody time, too..)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Severus S.
It's not your fault reviews
Harry's at St. Mungo's, in deep depression and feeling guilty about what happened, Ron and Hermione visit him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
I wanna take you to a reviews
Draco decides Potions needs a bit of.. lightning up. So, he performs a nice show! Lots of insanity, don't sue me if you'll get mental problems after reading this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Draco M.
That ain't me son! reviews
Ginny is getting a baby, but things don't really turn out as they should.. Don't worry, it's not really romantic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
And then I wasn't lonely anymore reviews
Written from Remus' point of view. He meets Sirius and James on the Hogwarts express and they become friends. The usual stuff. Will perhaps become slash later, but nothing's sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Thong reviews
As the title says, it's a parody on the Philosopher's Stone (stating the obvious) Of course, this one is much more offensive and.. more insane. Read at own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P.
Sniffing Floopowder reviews
Harry and Ron are bored. And I mean, REALLY bored. Ron gets an idea, with insane consequentses! (Bet I spelled that wrong..)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life goes on reviews
****MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FIFTH BOOK**** Don't read this if you haven't read the book yet!!!! Set in Harry's sixth year, he is depressed because of the loss of.. well.. THAT person and is stayin' at the Weasleys for the summer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2003
Chocolate Addict reviews
This ficcy is dedicated to Nicky (Mwwp-lover) for.. uhm.. well.. just because she's cool as that, alright! Not going to say what's it about, you'll just have to read it! >:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
It ain't easy being Remus reviews
Just some dramatic stuff, written on a depressed night (I think..). Don't be too hard on my drama fics, k?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Remus L.
Making of The Metatron reviews
Gosh golly darnit, ever wondered how they made Rickman anatomically impaired? Well.. perhaps you didn't, here is my silly idea of it anyways!
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Stating The Obvious Show! reviews
A silly show that I invented myself *proud* called Stating The Obvious Show (stating the obvious!) presented by your favourite (and most hated) bagman!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Harry Potter &the Invasion Of Crazy Little Stories reviews
A few quickly made up stories. Warning: Contains insanity, random stuff and Voldemort in a pink tutu. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
The New PotionsMaster reviews
Severus has a... well.. problem, and there's a new Potions Master at Hogwarts! This story contains swearing, so don't complain to me that I didn't warn you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The REAL story of the second year at Hogwarts! reviews
Just like the title says, the REAL story of the second year at Hogwarts! Draco is just d@mn sexy!! CHAPTER 5: Draco is still sexy and he made a sexy joke, now LAUGH!!! Warning: Some swearing, and sexy overload!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
The Random Story reviews
Random things are happening with random characters. Don't ask me why, it's just the way it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003
Quidditch Match reviews
Remember the Quidditch Match in the first movie? Yeah? Well, THAT was the censored version. THIS is the uncensored version! Insanity ahoy!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Harry P.
Severus Snape: The Play reviews
The Gryffindors have a crazy show about Snape's past. That about sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Severus S.
What was THAT all about! reviews
Draco and Harry both have the same kind of *slashy* dream... WHAT'S GOING ON?!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2003
The Hogwarts Spelling Contest! reviews
There will be a Spelling Contest at Hogwarts soon, Harry finds out that his friends are not his real friends, and more things will happen soon enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Harry P.
Snape and his monkey reviews
Insane. That's all I can say! I'm not even sure where this story is going to! And I have no idea what it's about! Another insane Snape story, by your beloved AppleJuiceMaster!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
And Mr Crouch said reviews
I have NO idea what I was thinking while writing this... probably nothing! *shrugs*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Percy W.
The New sexy Shampoo reviews
Draco tries a new shampoo, and makes him realise something we already knew for a long, long time!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Draco M.
The Last Confession reviews
Draco wants to tell his secret, but doesn't know how. DM/HP Slash. Not my usual writing style, but deal with it or sod off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Do you know the cannabis man? reviews
Sirius and Remus found out a *secret* from Snape, and decide to go and tell Harry! A tiny bit slash here and there, but it's meant to be funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Sirius B.
A Marauders Story reviews
My very first NON swearing fic! Yay! For everyone to read!!! A simple story about the way the Marauders spend their time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Sirius B.
The Day Potions Went Horribily Wrong reviews
Draco and Harry became... DUTCH! Oh my God! If you're dutch, this story is PG13 rated, for SWEARING. If you don't speak Dutch, PG is enough. Insanittyyyy!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Spoon Quest reviews
Someone stole Snape's spoon! *gasps* This is just a silly poem writting at 1 AM after a long hard day!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Severus S.
Wrong Potion, Professor! reviews
Harry Ron and Hermoine have Potion class and Snape starts to act pretty strange... Lotsa swearing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S.
The Invisible Boy reviews
Harry likes 'Invisible Man' from Queen a bit too much...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P.
The Wonderful, Big, Fantastic Spoon Song reviews
Snape made a wonderful song, all about spoons! His obsession with spoons is getting waaaay to far! Some swearing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S.
I'm not as I appear to be reviews
Draco hates himself, the way he became because his father made him. *My fist dramatic story, don't be too hard on me, OK?*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M.
Spoony Snape reviews
Snape lost his spoon and Hell breaks loose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S.