zammieloverforever
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Joined 07-20-11, id: 3087401, Profile Updated: 12-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls.

hello people of fanfiction here are some facts about me

age:classified

location:very classified

books:anything that keeps me sitting on the edge of my seat

movies:anything accustional scary movies but not alot

i love to make people laugh and hate it when people act like my friend but go behind my back and talk about me to other people. but most of the people on fan fic our just like me only around the world and i wish to be friends and talk to them i love gallagher girls and accastional zammie fluffiness i think i spelled that right yep T-H-A-T i spelled it right ;)im in love with the idea of being in love romance is my thing but i cant seem to find mr.right *sigh*.anyways people tell me im sneaky cause you think i dont hear you but trust me im listening.

i love adventures and being random and can go a month with reading nothing but fanfiction books wise i love bringing peoples spirits up and im a bright person. one day i wish i could have a sound track to my life most songs tend to descibe what im going threw anyways thats me you can take me as i am or not at all make your choice byee:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

p.s. pm me if you think we could chat one day

always be yourself or else one day you might forget how you really are

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

To a guy it's

HOES BEFORE BROS

But to a girl it's

CHICK'S BEFORE DICKS

REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, Max88301, WannaBeWinged, Zachlover16, gallaghergirlheart,GallagerGirl459, neversaynevergirl, zammieloverforever

Soooo...

lost pen= no pen

no pen= no notes

no notes= no study

no study= fail

fail= no diploma

no diploma= no work

no work= no money

no money= no food

no food= you get skinny

you get skinny= you get ugly

you get ugly= no love

no love= no marriage

no marriage= no children

no children= alone

alone= depression

depression= sickness

sickness= death

lesson: don't lose your pen

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

hate on me by glee cast

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

the show goes on by lupe fiasco

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIrl?

shake by jesse McCartney

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

crazy beautiful life by ke$ha

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

could it be you by hwood

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

shortie like mine by bow wow

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

mr.saxobeat by alexandra stan

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

niggas in paris by jay-z

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

mambo no.5 by lou beaug

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

spending all my time by araon fresh

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

you make me feel by cobra starship

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

grow a pear by ke$ha

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

dont stop belevin by glee cast

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

hello by martin solveig

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

goodbye by kristian debarge

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

moves like jagger by maroon 5

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

lil secrets by lil twist ft bow wow

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

keep your head up by andy grammer

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

cannibal by ke$ha

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

leavin by jesse mvCartney

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

lotus flower bomb by wale ft miguel

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

shake it metro station

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

domino by jessie j

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Marry you by bruno mars

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

the one that got away by katy perry

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

roses turn by glee cast

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

fuck you by lily allen

Favorite animal: penguins and puppys

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? lotus flower bomb by wale

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west:north

What is the weather? sunny and windy

What is the last thing you watched on TV? step up 2

Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:30 pm
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:17 pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday.when i was going to cheerLeading tryouts

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? the tv

What are you wearing? Wouldn't you like to know

What is the last film you saw? Step up 2

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

- Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

- What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired i put down the mirrior

- I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!

- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

- Me and my girls are so cool, we get hit by park cars.

- When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

- Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

- However long the night, the dawn will break.

- Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.

- At some point I'll finally tell you that i miss you.

- When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!

- I roll with the best and nothing less

- A friend is one who knows you but loves us anyways.

- Without my besties I'd be lost...no seriously I would be.

- I may look safe, but once i get you alone i WILL eat you.

- Don't knock on deaths door...ring the door bell and run, he hates you!

- I'm smiling cause they havn't found the bodies yet.

- They laugh at me because I'm diffrent, i laugh at them because they're all the same.

- Cheers...to another awkward moment

- I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous..


Random Sayings

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it.

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"

99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.

Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.

Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive

5 facts
1. There are more boys than girls in the world

2. People will always be human... won't they?

3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up

4. You just tried number 3

5. You are laughing at number 4

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but it seems that you have come unarmed

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a true friend is standing next to you

a scientist will always look for the truth. a madman can make up his own truth

whoever said that "words will never hurt me" never was under a bookshelf

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Things you think people would know.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? on the moon?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Duct tape is like the force, there’s a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in Mother-In-law it spells “Woman Hitler?”

When life hands you lemons, throw them right back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

When someone rains on my parade, I bust out the slip-n-slide

Dinosaurs extinction wasn’t an accident, Barney came along and the all committed suicide

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork

. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

When life gives you lemons...

a. make lemonade.

b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.

c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.

d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.

e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.

f. make root beer.

"No artist is ahead of his time. He is time; the others are just behind the times." -Martha Graham

"It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer." -Shanna La Fleur

"While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance." -Hans Bos

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

"Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good." -Edward Demby

"Either you do the pirouette or you shoot yourself. One or the other, but something must happen." -Monet Robier

Never frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

"I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me." -George C. Wolfe

What is this thing you call "normal'? Is it contagious? OMG! Stay away from me! I might catch your "normal"!

Dancing appears glamorous, easy, delightful. But the path to paradise of the achievement is not easier than any other. There is fatigue so great that the body cries, even in its sleep. There are times of complete frustration, there are daily small deaths. -Martha Graham

People tend to look at dancers like we are these little jewels, little cardboard cut-outs, and yet we have blood and guts and go through Hell. -Susan Jaffe

Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policemen, always alert, always tense, but see, policemen don't have to be beautiful at the same time. -George Balanchine

To dance is to be alive.

I tried being normal for a while, but it got boring, so I went back to being me.

Your guy side

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
() Shopping is torture
() Sad movies suck.
(x) You own and/or have owned an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.
() At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x) You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
() You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(X) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(X) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. (Blue)
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun.
() Talk with food in your mouth.
() Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
(x) You love skirts.
() Cats are better than dogs.
(x) You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Purple)

() You hate wearing the color black.
(x) You like hanging out at the shopping center.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry.
(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.
(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body perfume.
(x) You love the movies. (who doesn't)
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x) Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 21

Wow I kind of saw that coming since my friends say I can be really girly.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


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Hate Turns 2 Love Eventually by desdes98 reviews
They've known each other forever, but they hate one another more than anything. They can barely stand next to each other without screaming. Everyone knew that behind all that anger was sexual tension and love... Starting from camp to on their way to college, you can bet their are more than a few hard challenges along the way.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,228 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Penciled In by SweetSalt23 reviews
McGonagall has created a 'stress reliever' for the eighth years, something to take their minds off the finished war. Art class. Somehow, along the line, Harry and Draco become friends. Then much more. All because of a little thing called lead. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,680 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/10 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
We Started Enemies by RayRayofCali reviews
Rose and Scorpius are enemies and never talk to each other besides insults. So what happens after Rose sees him in all his glory, moaning HER name? Rated M for a reason. Read and Review please. This is my first smut story so go easy on me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Harry, Rearranged by amorettehd reviews
It all started when Charlie casually mentioned he was taking Draco out on a date. Harry wasn't jealous, not in the least, just concerned. For Charlie, that is, definitely not for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Dirty Hobbies, Filthy Minds by amorettehd reviews
Spying on someone isn't all bad; not when they are doing something dastardly and it's up to Harry to stop it. It's not his fault said person decides to get naked every time he's up to his evil plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
GET OUT! by lovesong101 reviews
what happens when spy Cammie has to marry spy Zach. They hate each other and they just met. Then after supposed 'honey moon' they go on seperate missions, or thats what they thought. turns out their covers are husband and wife. shouldnt be that hard,righ?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,618 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
the new girl by lovergirl016 reviews
Ally's new girl at the school she was nice a sweet that was before she met Cassidy and Kira her turn her into a the bad girl of the school to get Cassidy's twin brother to stop being a player and fall in love.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Kira S., Cassidy
Dealing with Obession by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
**UPDATED**! After the war, Harry and Ginny marry, and decide to move to muggle London. Harry becomes a psychiatrist and one day Malfoy comes to him for help over his obsesion. Soon Harry realizes that this obsession goes both ways. SLASH Harry/Draco!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loving E by DreamofRob10 reviews
Some people believe in fate, others don't. This is a story about what happens when it's staring you in the face, and how a flat tire can change everything. AH/ExB/MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,151 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Helping Handshake by AristideCauquemaire reviews
Time to tell the parents. [Short-ish sequel/follow-up/thing to "A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad". Slash; Scorpius/Albus. Dad jokes, Daddy issues, Dogma references. Complete!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/24 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What would you do for the one you love? by cammiemorganrules reviews
What happens when Cammie can’t get Zach out of her head? Bex and Solomon and Cammie are the only ones at the mansion, or so they thought. But what happens when Cammies captured; Will she ever see Zach again? Better than description.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pranks by cammiemorganrules reviews
Cammie, Bex, Liz, and Macey are at the GA in the summer when cammie realizes they have Grants number and they text Grant! Pranks and more pranks in the future. Yep. Better than summary. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Cammie M., Bex B.
Hidden Behind the Scenes by Joi of my life reviews
In my stories, which are rated T, the sex scenes are cut off. So here are the extended versions. This will have all of the sex scenes from all of my Shake It Up! Fan fiction stories. Fang It Up! and Remember Me? sex scenes are posted. Enjoy!
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ty B.
Pressure by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry has been told to take two weeks off because of pain and to relax in the form of deep tissue massages. He is skeptical at first and down right shocked when he realized his personal masseuse was none other than Draco Malfoy. Who apparently has magic fingers. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/16 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Searching For the Lost by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
SEQUEL to Didn't See That Coming There will be drama, secrets will be revealed, and why does Josh seem to be remembering Cammie after his memory was modified? A new threat is emerging and the Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys will have to use all of their training to survive a cove-op gone wrong and make a daring rescue. Ally Carter owns the Gallagher Girls *NO LONGER ON HIATUS*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Bad Luck And Bad Boys by NotALoveSong88 reviews
Austin Moon is cocky and annoying, everything Ally hates. But what happens when she actually starts to fall for him?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Don't Fight (What You Can't Deny) by digthewriter reviews
Harry's life changes when he comes across a book that no one else can seem to read. Except for Malfoy, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Games&fun times by Danosaur4life reviews
The four pals sit back on a Friday night with nothing better to do than to play an innocent game of truth or dare. Except it isn't so innocent! Feelings are shown, and there will be definite pairings! * I own NOTHING!* Austin M. Ally D. Dez Trish D. Rated M to be safe! Possible *lemons in chapters 1, and 2 coming soon!*
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Spy Chat Room by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
adventure,coc,chats,running away, secrets, ON HOLD! FOR NOW *stupid homework* pretend Cammie did't leave at the end of gg4 but she is going to in the story when the coc come and she can no longer hide so she leaves on a journey to find the answers she nee
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Coming Clean by beautiflxoblvn reviews
SEQUEL to ROOM SERVICE - Ally and "Ross" haven't seen each other since that night in New York City. They have dreamed and fantasized about meeting the other again, but what will happen when they meet unexpectedly in Miami? Can they get past the circumstances of their NY encounter? What truths will be revealed now that they're out of that hotel room?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,268 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Letters From No One by Dami Enn reviews
Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,810 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Let There Be Love by Kf103Pixie reviews
I yelled, "do you wanna know why I've been like this? It's because Ally and I broke up. I thought she loved me, but she just dumped me out of the blue. The box of condoms you see over there isn't because I'm a man whore, it's because I wanted protection while making love to Ally." I couldn't take it anymore. I miss Ally. / Auslly. Smut.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,533 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad by AristideCauquemaire reviews
Desperate measures are taken to avert a two-family-crisis, and just like that, desperate times are ahead for Scorpius Malfoy. Seriously desperate times. Lucky for him, he has a true friend who is ever ready and willing to lend a hand... [Slash, SM/AP, Next Gen, M for naughtiness. General/Romance with a pinch of crack. Sequelthingy "A Helping Handshake" now complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/9 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Mistletoe by eidheann reviews
A bit of damned magical mistletoe threatens Draco with a very interesting holiday. / Written for the 2014 HD Owlpost Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/16 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Pornography? by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry hates his picture being taken, so what will he do when Kingsley forces him to go to a photo-shoot? With none other then the magnificent Malfoy? Well he didn't think he was going to have to strip, but nothing does go as planned. Now does it? WARNING MALE ON MALE SEX! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/10 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Turn Up The Heat by Lucifersdaughter reviews
Albus's family house burns down and Draco Malfoy offers to take them in while they find a new place. Albus and Scorpius have hated each other ever since they fought over the same girl. Now they are forced to live together! Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Surprise by toritwilight504 reviews
What happens when Austin gets home from work one day? What will he find out about Ally that brings a smile to his face? ONE-SHOT
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Here Comes the Spy, All Dressed in White by the7thflockmember reviews
Sequel to the Crossword Puzzle from Jared's Place. Tons of Zammie. All about their wedding but with a lot of flashbacks! T possibly M.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
What the? by ZammieFan reviews
A little continuation from GG4. What happens when Cammie is gone? when she comes back? if she comes back? will Zach do anything? Everything for her? even steal her innocence? Will they accept her back?Even if she gets... Rated T just in case. OOC **BEING CLEANED UP**
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 44,086 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Identity Thief by SweetSalt23 reviews
Someone is polyjuicing as Malfoy, much to their dismay. So Kingsley orders them to find the culprit and stop him from...whatever he is doing because they don't know. Anyways, while Draco and his partner Harry chase this wicked felon, an undeniable attraction forms. Wonder how they'll take it? WARNING MALE X MALE SEX. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Wild Ones by LesMustaches reviews
What happens when Tori decides to show her wild side at a party where Beck and her are the only ones there from their circle. Bori. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tori V., Beck O.
Insults by SweetSalt23 reviews
Draco has a very hard...problem to deal with. Whenever the famous Harry Potter insults him, he gets hard and wants to shag the beautiful man. He doesn't know how to fix it so he goes to his friend Blaise. Of course, Dracos friend turns around and tells Harry about his 'situation'. I wonder what Draco will do when faced with a harsh tongued Gryffindor? WARNING MALE ON MALE. CUSSING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Bodies Reaction by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Twisted Fascinations by MissLizziebeth reviews
Incest, Lemons, AH, OOC! It's natural to feel attracted to someone. It is not natural to feel attracted to your sister or brother. Bella/Emmett *Collaboration by myself and fanpire.x*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Bella, Emmett]
DayDreaming by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry is alone in his and Malfoys office, when he becomes...distracted. Of course, in the middle of his pleasure induced orgasm, Malfoy decides to come in and ruin it. Or does he? WARNING MALE ON MALE SEX! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Afternoon Tea by amorettehd reviews
Draco's mother insisted on setting him up with Harry Potter, just because they both came out at the same time. He sometimes hated her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eventful by SweetSalt23 reviews
Auror partners Harry and Draco are fighting a gang of Death Eaters. In a moment of confusion, Draco is captured and whisked away. Harry loses control and kills the attackers. After he looks for Draco, only to find him in the clutches of another man. WARNING male on male sex. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter. MATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Can You Look At Me Now? by Mrs.JWhitlock-Hale reviews
Three years after Bella's horrible break up with Edward the Cullens come back and things are not how they used to be and wont be the same again. Alot of things have changed. Life, Love, and Lemons to come.JasxBella,EmmxRose,Alicex?,Edwardx? (Character death within this story)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Expose by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry and Draco are potion partners. An unfortunate event happens, in which Harry is shirtless and Draco is hard. WARNING sex with two males. boy x boy. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Jumeaux by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Draco and Blaise own and operate a luxury spa resort together, and the Ministry's Auror department has scheduled a full service three-day retreat. Guess who's on the guest list?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,046 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always too Goode by Bebe17 reviews
Cammie and Zach were best friends as kids. Then they had to leave each other bacause they both thought the other was a civillian. Then, years later, they meet again during a CovOps mission...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,724 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] [Macey M., OC]
The Very Thought of You by Savannahbobanna reviews
When Jasper can't control the thoughts that escape from his head, Edward notices that they aren't at all normal. When they discuss it, Jasper and Edward do the impossible: they cheat on their lovers... with each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jasper
The Marriage Project by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
When one of the health teachers decides to partner up students to be in a 'pretend marriage', Ally Dawson gets partnered up with flirtatious popular boy, Austin Moon. Oh, what could go wrong? Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,013 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
deficiency by Nylex reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Rewriting My Destiny by Xo Bella Italiana oX reviews
Bella has had flashbacks of another lifetime ever since she could remember. After her mother sends her to live with her father in Forks, she starts at a new school where she meets Jasper; the man that her flashbacks are about. She doesn't make the connection at first, but Jasper seems to recognize her right away and helps her understand what they mean & who they were together J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Peter
The Bet by allyaustin reviews
Austin and Ally are assigned their last project of senior year right before graduation. The topic? Could the opposite sex last longer without any sexual interaction of any kind. Were girls more vulnerable than boys? Or were boys? Both begged to differ. What happens when they decide to mix a little pleasure with business in this war persay battle of the sexes? Let the games began.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
JD spy by ViolinistOfTheNight reviews
Cammie is your regular jail bird, right? wrong. she has all the skills and knowledge of a spy, but she doesn't know about spies. After her getting put in jail for gang violence her mother decides to send her to Gallagher. what would happen if she got sent there the same time as the exchange? read on! this is my first fanfiction gets funnier as the story goes on!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Baby Sweetheart by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
It's been three months since we last seen the dynamic duo but sadly everything has changed. A sequel to America Sweethearts.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
The Birds and the Tease by PrincessVenture reviews
Ally's dad doesn't seem to understand the concept of a normal wedding present for his daughter and her fiancé: He gives them gift certificates to a rather...peculiar class on "the birds and the bees." Rather peculiar, indeed. / In which Ally's a tease and Austin loves-hates it. Rewritten, smutty three-shot. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Something There by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
When Cammie, a confident New Yorker, moves to Roseville, Virginia, she's just about sure her life is over. Even when she meets Zach- the cliched, popular boy, it's hardly love at first sight. But is everything in Roseville as perfect as it seems? All normal, no spies!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pretty Girls Have It Bad Too by LoveBooks14 reviews
AU story! This story is about relation ships, high school, and drama! Please give it a try and I hope you enjoy it! Zach, Grant, Nick, Jonas, Josh, Cammie, Macey, Bex, Liz! 3
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,735 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Josh A.
America sweethearts by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin is America bad boy and Ally is America sweet heart one day when Austin ban boy image get out of control his manger makes him meet Ally in hope that she can bring that she can help change his image but when the go to mr.star office he has an great idea for them to become America sweethearts
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
you've got a pretty kind of dirty face by honeymoons reviews
And now he's sitting in the passenger seat of a stolen van with Florida's most notorious thief in his lap, and he has to admit, it doesn't suck. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
The Exchange trip to Blackthorne by iLoveLindor0108 reviews
Cammie, Liz, Bex and Macey and 10 other girls from Gallagher Academy go on an exchange trip to Blackthorne where they meet up with Zach, Jonas, Grant and Nick. Full of surprises, romances, pranks, hot outfits and strip truth or dare. Major twist halfway through. Not a fluffy story. a/n: I know its been done before but give it a chance!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,827 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G., Grant, Bex B. - Complete
Class Marriage by randomwriterandreader reviews
Ally Dawson and Austin Moon despise each other, but when a certain project that they are paired together on determines whether or not they graduate, will they be able to pull of the married couple scene? OOC **Rated M for sexual content/language**
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
How Not to Discover Your Son's Sexuality by mywordismystery reviews
Harry and Draco discuss how to come out to their children. Humor. Established Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Theres No Way I Can Do It Without You by R5easylover reviews
Austin and Ally were high school sweethearts but that ended when Ally went off to college for 4 years while Austin pursued his career. When Ally returns to Miami 4 years later with a little girl that looks a lot like Austin Moon?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Heads or Tails by H.dollz reviews
Ally finds herself having to resort to unspeakable things to pay the rent. "You think you can just waltz in here and demand I have sex with you?" Austin shook his head. "I wasn't demanding, Ally," he began, "It was more of a... suggestion." Auslly fic. AU. OOC.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
High School Fever by Jenn Jean Cullen reviews
Bella finds her boyfriend of 5 years cheating on her, whos arms does she turn to? The hot new teacher at the high school she teaches at, perhaps? m for future lemons and language. **I do not own anything**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House by H.dollz reviews
When Ally has a one night stand in another state , she expects it to end there. She expects to never see Austin Moon again. She definitely doesn't expect the guy she's slept with to end up living in the same house as her. Rated M for all most chapters. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Stages of Moon by StarsInMe reviews
Austin Moon Successful, Strong, Secretive comes across Sweet, Innocent Ally Dawson. What will happen? (50 shades of grey kinda thing)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
The Invisible Cloak of Invisibilty by JackieBrenton reviews
What happens when one day Harry Potter's cloak goes missing? Who would steal, and more importantly, why? Someone's been really naughty, and Harry Potter is going to pay for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Feels So Right by happyghost reviews
When Edward becomes obsessed with a human, Rosalie calls her long lost brother Jasper up for a favor. A labor of love for my pal GeezerWench! The prompt: Jasper. Sex. Blue jeans. Boots. Dominant. Could he steal Bella from Edward? My Reply: Sure (AU)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Life Of Burlesque by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's father owns a chain of hotels called 'The Dawson'. Austin's family own a burlesque club. What happens when the pair meet? Will things get steamy? Will there be trouble in paradise? Only time will tell. *Edited summary* There will be some rated M stuff. OOC-Ally & Trish
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Better Than Jam by Doodleflip reviews
Sirius gets excited about breakfast, and Lily and James discover a new use for the invisibility cloak.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Mess With Me by the-name'sTrisGarcia reviews
Zachary Goode is a man who likes to be in control. But when he meets a new assistant after the last one tried to seduce him, he starts doubting his own decisions. Much to his surprise, new feelings start to arise and he isn't the only one who changes.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Don't Tell Anyone by spnsherlocked reviews
"This was mad, Harry thought. He knew that this was mad. He and Draco were enemies. That was, if people actually had enemies in real life. He knew it was mad but he couldn't stop and neither could Draco. Harry was lying beneath Draco, getting harder by the second and moaning softly. In one swift moment, Draco straddled Harry's hips and pressed his own down."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Rebel, Devil, Cameron by Jommie Obsessed Zammie Lover reviews
Cam is a bad girl. She goes to juvenile hall, detention facilities and reform schools. She is constantly being suspended or kicked out of school. Up to that point, it's fine with her mom, but when she gets arrested, Solomon and Abby put their foot down. Time to call in Cam to go to Gallagher, to become a spy, and live with her mother, twin sister, aunt, godfather and best friend.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,564 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Cammie M.
Tentacles in the Fog: Hermione Granger's Wild Adventures by Betty More Fishe reviews
Hermione couldn't stop thinking about the plant that Harry had told her about, the one that had grabbed him and Draco up in the forest and had made them cum like they never had before. She knew it was silly, but she couldn't stop herself! This Tentacle was going to open up a whole new side of Hermione, and Ron Weasley is definitely not complaining! NOT Slash! Smut! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G.
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Dirty Exhibitionist by eidheann reviews
The ten times they almost got caught and one time they did. / Written for HD-Remix 2014 on livejournal, remixing Beer Boyfriends & Bedroom Talk by Sophia-Clark (11 parts total)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bros Down and Dirty by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase's first plan on getting Adam back on the team, after he quit. One-Shot which I will continue into more of a story, but overall very smutty and just a little bit of fluff. Set during the episode "Bro Down". Boy x Boy Slash.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Adam, Chase
Prurience by feverfudges reviews
In the wake of his divorce, Harry finds himself and a certain Draco Malfoy in the back room of Diagon Alley's most popular pet shop. What happens when Harry strikes up a conversation in that soft, sensual language of the snakes? Parseltongue!kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything Is Goode by misa9953 reviews
Many years after graduation zach is being flown back into cammies life and cammie is stressing because she doesn't have a boyfriend and her life is a mess so she asks josh her best guy friend to act the part but when zach gets there she realizes just how much trouble she is in. A plot where there will be jealousy , seduction and love …
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Josh A.
Change Is Always Good by nowinwonderland reviews
Ally decides she doesn't want to be the shy geek anymore so with the help of her friend, Trish, she gets a full makeover. AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Beautiful-Not-Hot reviews
Twenty-First Century Teenagers. Zachary Goode. Cameron Morgan. 8 Phases. That were meant to hurt one boy, but that changed when they fell in love. Now they have to fight off the bullies, her "best friends". Through the tears, trusting each other and the fights, will they last? Because we are all just pieces in a game, we play in a game called "Life."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Only Hate by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Austin Moon by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally-neighbors, populars and enemies. Will they learn to get along? Will their relationship change when one of them has a new love interest? Who knows. I'm rubbish at summaries give it a go.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Change by sunkissedaristocracy reviews
As Bella Swan's popularity skyrockets, she leaves her best friend, Edward, in the dust. So, what happens when former outcast Ed returns Senior year ridiculously hot and becomes the big man on campus? Things change— that's for sure— which makes for one hell of a playing field. MA for crude humor, foul language, sheer awesomeness, & sinful, panty-twisting lemons. REBOOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,378 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
A Mishap With A Towel by Shipshipship reviews
Scorpius has to stay at the Burrow with the Potters for a week. While rooming with Albus, Scorpius realizes that it won't be as easy as he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,798 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Room Service by beautiflxoblvn reviews
THREE SHOT. AU. Ally is spending the weekend in New York, away from her friends and family. She's lonely, and… frustrated, until a tall, gorgeous, blonde man steps into her life… and her hotel room.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,936 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Connections: Two-shot by AusllyStoriesWeekly reviews
Austin and Ally finally take their relationship to the next level, but does Austin think Ally is ready to go even further? Two-shot. Rated M for Smut
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.]
Late Night Swim by happyghost reviews
A spring break vacation begins with a pool side encounter. Human Bella / Vampire Jasper Pure smut / One-shot for the "Wet Jasper Challenge"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All Kinds of Boys by Assassin117 reviews
More chaps ahead. Mostly Cammie's POV. Cammie falls for two guys. One of them is Zach but the other one is a secret!Not Josh!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Myth Busting for M-Rated Fics by PrincessVenture reviews
Please take a few minutes to read this if you're considering writing an M-rated fic involving smut. / I'm not intending to offend anyone by correcting them, just dispelling some myths for the sake of accuracy.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Grounded by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
What happens when Austin and Ally got to sonic boom for a late night music session only to see a crazy party being held by their best friends and only for them to get grounded for it. Ally then decides to make it up to Austin by having a kick off movie night will something happen between the two. TWO- SHOT :D
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
Life Goes On by Pieces Of My Heart reviews
Zach Goode made the worst mistake of his life in his senior year of high school. He let the love of his life walk away from him. Now 10 years later he's on a mission to get her back, but he may just get the surprise of a lifetime while he's at it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Prom by H.dollz reviews
Austin likes Ally's dress. Too bad he's not too great at telling her this. Oh, well. He can always show her. Auslly/Oneshot
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
150 Reasons I Received Detention by Cheyla reviews
You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 95,016 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - OC - Complete
Your First Everything by writermeAL reviews
(Co-Written with Daddysgirl11) Austin wants to be Ally's first. He wants to be her first friend, kiss, boyfriend; everything! So far it has come true. But a challenging high school year lays ahead. Will he succeed? Or fall through? Will Ally let him, without even knowing his intentions?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,943 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Madly in Love Sort Of by percyjacksonannabethchasefan reviews
Cammie is a nerd. Zach is a popular guy... but with a heart. She likes him. He likes her. Her brother is his best friend. His brother is her friends boyfriend. But there is another girl after Zach. Everyone in this story is NORMAL. NO SPYS. Rated T 4 l8tr
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Ice by Llmav reviews
Ally needs some help to cool down.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Complete
My Step Brother Is Now My Fiance by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Sequel to I love my step brother. Austin and Ally are touring across Miami and still trying to finish senior year but what will happen when everyone keeps getting in the way of their relationship will Austin and Ally end up together or just end their relationship.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Happy Newyear by Ninchuser11 reviews
What happens during New year when the tension is running high? Read to find out. LEMON. It's my first time though, so it probably isn't that good.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
Going Under by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie had never met, but they went on a mission later in life? Zammie! Multiple POVs
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,479 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Zach G., Cammie M.] - Complete
Confession of a Drunk by Sprout2012 reviews
NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. Al sneaks over to Scorpius' house and bumps into a drunk Mr Malfoy, he hears an unnerving confession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
bad girl by lastsummerwemet reviews
Austin can't stand to see Ally with Dallas. Maybe he punishes her, but that goes wrong. Maybe it's more than that. Things get steamy...
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Triles For Miles reviews
She had no idea how or why it happened. She didn't feel a thing and nothing seemed out of sorts. But the puddles on the sheets and blanket surrounding her and the wet pajama shorts clinging to her ass didn't lie - Ally Dawson had wet herself. If that wasn't already bad enough, she wasn't alone when it happened. How will Austin react? Smut! Lemon! Aussly. (Complete)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Switches and Subs by Lykosdracos reviews
Bella Swan is introduced to the dark realm of BDSM by her roommate Rosalie. While attending a private play party, she is introduced to Jasper and Edward, two experienced Dominants. With their help and friendship, she learns what Dominance and submission truly mean. 18 ONLY. M/F pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Rosalie
Persuading Slytherins: Tease by Shadow YukiAngel reviews
Harry wants to tell his friends about his boyfriend, but his boyfriend doesn't seem receptive to the idea. Harry comes up with an idea to persuade him. DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want You Bad by kkequestrian reviews
This is not right...I should not have these feelings for my best friend...especially considering she's my other best friend's girlfriend...and I most certainly should NOT be doing what I'm doing with her...But I just can't help it. I want her too bad.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,633 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Aching by thewandcrafter reviews
Harry has a fantasy involving Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Way: Songs by lucydavies9815 reviews
My dirty and erotic ideas based on songs for Austin and Ally. Not necessarily Austin & Ally songs though, in fact most will not be. Auslly! Smut!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Draco's Last Important Task by amorettehd reviews
Being a virgin in Eighth Year is just not okay. But finding someone to have sex with is harder than Draco had imagined. Credit to g bowneyes for plotting it out with me! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Gregory G. - Complete
Spanking Malfoy by amorettehd reviews
Of course, nothing is simple with Draco Malfoy, and Harry wonders why he ever thought it would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Scorpius Malfoy by amorettehd reviews
Santa Claus is a sneaky old wizard, and Scorpius is out to prove it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Primal Urges by amorettehd reviews
An eighth year fic… er... or should I say, a prehistoric fic?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce reviews
It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,572 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Advantages Taken by Sprout2012 reviews
Harry seeks aid in his coming out to the wizarding world. He hires Draco Malfoy, disguised as someone else to play his boyfriend. Harry doesn't know it is Draco. Will Draco take advantage of the situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,235 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Gallagher Girls 5: Cammie and Zach! by pottergirl28 reviews
Its my version of book 5 in the Gallagher girl series and Cammie comes back from her search on the CIRCLE OF CANVAN - and her relationship with ZACH continues... we also see JOSH again! I do not own any of the Gallagher girl characters. PLEASE READ!
310 series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011
Thanking Austin by H.dollz reviews
When Austin saves a drunken Ally from public embarrassment, and the clutches of drunken, horny boys and whatnot, Ally decides to show him how grateful she is. In an... unorthodox way. Auslly twoshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
My Step Cousin by Never-Give-Up-On-Auslly reviews
My uncle just got married. They are going on a cruise for 2 months so my parent agree to watch my new auntie daughter. Did i mention she my age? Two teen age kids sharing a room. What could happen? Not that good at summary but HEY! Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
You Ordered a Large Cheese, Not Me by Kf103Pixie reviews
Standing up and walking up towards the door, she said, "Look, if you want me to shut up, give me someone who's hot―" but she stopped short once she opened the door. "Um…hi," she trailed off, coming face to face with a hot, blond man standing at her door with a box of pizza, "sorry about the yelling." Two-shot. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
When The Truth Comes Out by Tasha-1798-x reviews
Liz and Jonas set up a IM chat system for Gallagher and Blackthorne over the summer holidays... after a daring game of truth or dare will things ever be the same again? R&R please my first fanfic!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Freaks & Geeks by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. "It's 'come as you aren't night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions." Halloween PWP.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Kf103Pixie reviews
Just a cute little one-shot that popped into my head. It's set in the latter life of Austin and Ally when they are married and have a cute seven-year-old named Brenna Lee. The family is at the supermarket and they have some memorable moments that they can laugh about when they're bored.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
I Love My Step Brother by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin and Ally are in their senior year of high school their about to get signed by the best record company known and finally admit they love each other. The only problem is that there family. My first fanfic hope you enjoy
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Potterella by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry's friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry's Prince Not-So-Charming. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Body Party by thebossherself reviews
Ally has a dream about Austin that gives her a little inspiration for a new song, but what happens when Austin asks her to sing it for him? ONESHOT! Based on the song Body Party by Ciara.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Red Lolly by H.dollz reviews
Austin watches Ally eat an ice lolly, during one especially hot day at the Sonic Boom. Sexual tension ensues.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Bad Kitty by kkequestrian reviews
Ally in her Wicked Kitty costume drives Austin over the edge. Very smutty result. Feelings and dominant sides revealed. Rated M. You've been warned.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Bet by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Ally moves down to Miami and when she's at the mall she makes a Bet with Cassidy to get bad boy Austin moon, Cassidy is positive that she's going to win. But what she doesn't know Ally actually a bad girl ( Sucky summary sorry DEFINITELY some lemons in some chapters)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Trish dlR., Dez
One Night Stand & One Girl Man by PurpleDoves reviews
Ally always believed in love. She had the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect job. But when she finds out that her boyfriend of 5 years cheated on her, her whole world came tumbling down. So to clear her mind, she has a one night stand. But soon she finds America's Bad Boy trying to win her heart. Will this rebound and this dare lead to more? AU and mature content.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Tough by Little.Miss.Sarcastic-Tomboy reviews
What happenes when you have a bad-girl Cammie, a devious Bex, a sunburned Liz, a pissed Macey, a cocky Zach, a Hungry, stupid Grant, a blushing Jonas, and a evil genius Solomon. You get my version of Cross My Heart.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,367 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Enemies Turned Co-Stars by shipper727 reviews
Ally Dawson wants to share her music with the world. Unfortunately, getting her music out there is going to take quite a bit of money. So for now, she's a porn star. A strange job, but not a bad one, until her old high school bully becomes her new co-star.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
New Business Guy by gjficfan reviews
Bella Swan surprises herself by loving her new job at a small technology firm, especially when she makes an ally in the New Business Director, Emmett McCarty. Will they succeed in keeping their burgeoning friendship on a strictly professional level? Rated M for language and situations. Non-canon pairing: B/Em. AH, AU, OOC. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 333,975 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Drarry Halloween by Kelslyn reviews
Harry convinced Draco to wear quite the costume, now he has to pay the price when he's forced to deal with the teasing from his fiancé and the advances of others toward Draco. Was it worth it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dirty Nights by dirtymind1001 reviews
A smutty outtake from the story "Project Love" by It's not necessary to read that story before this one, but I highly recommend After a dramatic evening, popstar Austin Moon, who has been dating lawyer Ally Dawson for a few months, brings Ally back to his apartment for some One-shot! NOW WITH A SEQUAL AND SMUT IN BOTH CHAPTERS!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Perfect Chemistry by pirates.booty reviews
Ally Dawson has just transferred into chemistry by the request of her counselor, only to find that her teacher Mr. Moon is a little too hands on. Needing help with her lab experiments, Mr. Moon offers to be her tutor. Instead of helping her with her science, he helps her in an all too different area.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ally's precious gift to Austin Chpt 2 by LikeButterWouldn'tMelt reviews
The gift is left to unwrap in the bedroom ;) Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Ally's precious gift to Austin by LikeButterWouldn'tMelt reviews
Its Austin's 16th and he gets a gift he never expected. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Swimmer Boy by lezonne reviews
Rose discovers that Scorpius likes to take naked swims in the lake. After all of his teasing and humiliating actions, she decides it's time for a bit of payback. Fluff. Written for the "Your Favorite Hogwarts House Boot Camp Challenge". M for light nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Bad Boy, Naughty Girl by dirtymind1001 reviews
Ally just moved to Miami, and she is quickly dubbed a nerd. But only her best friend Trish knows that she has a major dirty side...and that includes dreaming about fucking Austin Moon, the school's bad boy and hottie extraordinaire. Will that dream ever become a reality?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Need by Ivoryyy reviews
Zach and Cammie, two lovers who have one thing in common. They are absolutely crazy for eachother. In this one-shot, that shred of self-control snaps and things get steamy. Need I say more? LEMON.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Going Once, Going Twice by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blurred Lines (teaser) by sparklymeg reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred?THIS IS ONLY A TEASER. FULL STORY POSTED ON SPARKLYLADIES ACCOUNT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
Jealousy by dirtymind1001 reviews
Ally and her boyfriend go out to a club one night and Ally gets cozy with another guy. What happens when her boyfriend gets mad? Rated M for extreme smut and hot jealous Austin! :D
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A sick cat, a gorgeous step brother, and a ruined date by shipper727 reviews
Austin and Ally are stepsiblings. Even though, Austin is annoying as hell Ally can't help but be attracted by the older boy. And one night she is going to find out just how much Austin is into her. Just some fluffy stuff. Probably a two shot. OOC
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Goode life by xInfinitely-Fallingx reviews
It is the start of zach and cammies life together, once zach pops the question its the start of a life full of surprises. a funny, romantic and sweet story including the cute couple and all the gang. Chapter numbers sort of messed up now so just kind of work from chapter 1 then it will make sense from the plot. Sorry for confusion! COMPLETE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Falling Into Place by Kristina-Rose-Ivashkov reviews
Cammie meets Zach Goode a NASCAR driver who thinks Cammie is an actor but she is really an actuary he thought she was the actor who was attending his ex wifes wedding with him and then it all fell in place. Rated T for language and other things
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Macey M., Preston W.
Discovered by GallagherGirl4ever11 reviews
Cammie Morgan is a spy. Her death was faked years ago to keep her safe from the COC and now very few people know of her existence. She now lives under the name of Isabella Cameron and attends Roseville High. What happens when a new boy shows up? What if he's not all he seems to be? What happens when Cammie's discovered? Is she still safe? plz read&review xxxx
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
National Anthem by StarsInMe reviews
In where Ally seduces Austin with a racy song. ( One-Shot )
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dream or Reality? by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Fever by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daydreams by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen, heir and CEO of the family corporation, is screwed… Literally, because the only way he can have his new PA seems to be in his dreams… But sometimes daydreams come true! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Periodic Table by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,444 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CampingWith The Parents by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally go camping...with Austin's parents. Will they find a way through their inability to do anything? Built up sexual tension. Non descriptive sexual activity. One-shot. I'm rubbish at summaries just give it a go. You might love it.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
I Do by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin and Ally have been dating for three years, what do you think will happen on three year anniversary. After the wedding it's time for there honeymoon but will it be perfect like they plan or will it be a total disaster cause of a pregnant Trish. A little bit of trez to :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 208 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want by H.dollz reviews
Ally Dawson is a bad-ass, spoilt, rich girl who is used to getting everything she wants. And Austin Moon is no exception. AU fic, OOC. AustinxAlly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Up & Away by beautiflxoblvn reviews
RAURA with a hint of AUSLLY. What happens when, on Ross & Laura's private plane ride home from promoting the show in Australia, Laura is sent a link to a naughty fan fic by a fan? What's more, what happens when she finds the guts to read it and her body reacts in such a way that she just can't control herself? A fan fic about a fan fic. Wut? TWO SHOT. Guest Starring thebossherself!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Stuck In A Situation by PurplePancakesLover reviews
Austin and Ally gets stuck in an elevator, And things get hot Rather quickly... (I deleted It and posted it again)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Having your Cake, and Eating Him Too by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Draco is rubbish at cooking, and his attempt at making a birthday cake for his boyfriend is a total disaster. Harry doesn't seem to mind too much. Adult content. Written to celebrate Harry Potter's 33rd birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meant To Be by preunka reviews
cammie is a 19 year old girl , one day she comes home and finds out that she is getting married to the goode's son. ZAMMIE. NO SPIES pls read it!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Let Your Fingers Do the Talking by busymommy reviews
A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On The Edge Of Losing It by allyaustin reviews
Austin adds a little more fun to him and Ally's video game and things get a little crazier than they should. PWP. Two shot. I suck at summaries, okay.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
You Have the Right to Remain Dirty by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pulled Over by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dare That Lead To Love by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
They only dated them as a dare but when Ally and Cassidy find out they leave Miami and moved to California what will happen when they return four years later and find out there going on a four month vacation with the Moons. Will this dare that happen four years ago eventually lead to love, sexy scene in some chapters. CO WRITTEN WITH MY BOF R5AUSLLY
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,135 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Cassidy, Dallas
Jealousy by H.dollz reviews
When Austin is told that Dallas - the guy who has lusted after Ally, his wife for years - has contacted Ally... Well, Austin makes sure that Ally knows that she is his and his only. So much smutty goodness in this fic. Aussly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Won't Back Down by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase turns into Spike by accident but Mr. Davenport says it may last an entire year. But instead of getting angry and destroying things, Spike seems more interested in Bree, who now has to deal with him... A REQUESTED FIC! (Lollipop). A Bree x Spike Fic BRIKE!
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,867 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bree, Spike
The Boy In My Spanish Class by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
"I turned my head, only to find a handsome blonde boy staring at me from the other side of class." I asked my bestfriend Trish what it meant if a boy stared at you. "It means they're interested in you."
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,217 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Happy Anniversary by Zammie.Forever reviews
Cammie wakes up one morning to see nothing but black and her wrists are bond. What happens when she realizes someone is in the room with her? Oh, and did i forget to mention she's completely naked? Zammie! One shot
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Gallagher Adventures by Juliette-Tiggy reviews
My first fan fic, Basically a mix of all the typical Gallagher Fics you read. Definately Zammie! Note: Rating changed :)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Zach G., Cammie M.
tutor me? by 808HAWAIIAN reviews
cy one shot
Shake It Up! - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - CeCe J., Ty B.
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28: I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leapard, tasmanian devil or pirahna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Casual by H.dollz reviews
"We just kind of casually had sex. It's not love. Psh, no. Of course not. It's just that we're both teens, and we both get... hormonal every once in a while, and we need some kind of release. It'll never happen again. I promise." Trish scoffed. "Never happen again, huh? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that." AustinxAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Enjoyable Torture by H.dollz reviews
Ally!" I begged, jiggling the doorknob furiously. "Yes?" She replied me. I watched her on my computer screen as she trailed a finger slowly up her thigh, and I cursed her for video-chatting me in the first place. I usually wouldn't mind her touching herself like that, but, today, I did, because of the simple fact that she was behind a locked door and was refusing to let me in.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Wrong That Feels Right by H.dollz reviews
Desire. Pure and utter desire, and want and need. Those were to only words to describe what both Austin and Ally felt when they thought about each other. If only they weren't step-siblings. If only their parents hand't gotten married. AU fic. OOC. Austin/Ally Lemons-a-plenty, kids. Read at your own risk.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Mile High In The Sky by H.dollz reviews
"I looked all over the plane, but I can't find the form," she said innocently, like that was all the explanation I would require, and I wouldn't for a second question the fact that she was naked, and sitting in the cockpit and wearing my pilot hat. I swallowed. "The form for what?" "To induct me into the Mile High Club," She purred. Auslly twoshot. Includes sexual stuff. AU. OOC
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Incentive by H.dollz reviews
Incentive: Dictionary definition; something that motivates an individual to perform an action. When Austin's music career causes him to start failing at school, Ally offers to start studying with him. To stop him from losing interest, Ally gives him an offer he can't refuse... But first he has to get his grades up. AllyxAustin
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Numbers 247 and 248 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 247: I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another Houses uniform, messily drunk. Hogwart's Rule Number 248: - Even if my Prefect did it too. Rated for underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Happens In Nebraska Stays In Nebraska by XJamesBondX reviews
Sequel to Into the Night. Zach spends the Christmas with Cammie and her family, along with Kate and Melanie. What could possibly happen in two weeks? When your a spy...a lot can. Rate T for safety. ZxC. Point of view may vary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,786 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight by curly-sue-not-sue reviews
Small moments between almost-lovers. (Don't read if you haven't read GG5. Also, adult content.)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Summer at Blackthorne by Operative CG16 reviews
When Cammie can't go to Nebraska because of the COC and goes to Blackthorne instead, what will happen during her exciting summer with a certain green eyed boy?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Peppermint by Aidan's Eyebrows reviews
If there was one thing from the muggle world Draco had grown accustomed to, it was peppermint and now he smelled like it. How sexy, Toothpaste Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbreak Girl by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's been broken so many times before. Austin is undeniably in love with her. How will he tell her, if he even does. One shot based on the 5 Seconds of Summer song Heartbreak Girl.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Phone Fantasies by Majinkoz reviews
Hermione convinces Harry to call a 1-800 number. Little does Harry know that it's a romantic dating phone service and the person that answers is none other than Draco Malfoy. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Expecting the Unexpected by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant? Warnings for mPreg, non-explicit slash, and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,703 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeker, Chaser, Keeper by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Austin and Ally: New girl in town by cookies989 reviews
Austin meets the new girl and wants to know more. RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
Running Away by 808icegirl reviews
Hermione is just a tease.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cutest Couple by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
Austin and Ally get voted cutest couple for the yearbook at Marino High. Auslly fluff.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Chips and Dip by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
A night of mixed up texts, midnight rendezvous and steaming lemons will leave you laughing wriggling as you enjoy a night with all of your favorite couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice - Complete
In Living Color by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Advertising CEO Edward Cullen has a secret, he goes to see the woman of his dreams daily. She thinks he's just there for the food. She can't imaging he could like her back. Waitress Bella Swan is hiding a secret. She's a young mom and lusts for one of her older customers. Will their age difference matter to either of them when they find out the truth? A/H HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,290 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hey, Potter by SunseticMonster reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The M&M Game by wittykittylizzie reviews
M&Ms. The Chameleon's kryptonite. Zach knows this… so he uses it to his advantage. "Zach! Give me back my M&Ms!" "Never!" Thus, Zach and Cammie played a little game… But Zach has to know that Cammie takes her sweets seriously. *FLUFF*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
1 plus 1 Isn't 3 by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase and Bree's relationship is now going through changes for the better and can't help but think where this could go, including many reprecussions. If they really want their love to survive they have to go through many challenges... (Continuation of 1 plus 1). Warnings for story are inside please Read & Review.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bree, Chase
Really, Really Naked by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco didn't know that there was more than one definition for the word 'naked.'" Posted from KINKFEST 2012. Warnings for specific kink (detailed inside at the top) and mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate You Beck Oliver by H.dollz reviews
Cat Valentine and Beck Oliver have been at war with each other since they were fourteen. They've exchanged the words 'I hate you' on a daily basis. They've teased each other for as long as they can remember. So, the tension builds. Sexually and otherwise. AU fic. OOC. CatxBeck *ON HIATUS*
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
And Twice On Sundays by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's The Catch? by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
Austin needs help on his grades. So, he decides to ask Thomas Lumpkin for help. But, there's a catch. Thomas gets to make-out with Austin's girlfriend, and can you guess who that is? It makes a certain blonde, very angry. *One-Shot* **Complete**
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ShinyAnn reviews
In which Draco refuses to talk dirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
P&T Muggle Adventures by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pottermore Problem by phoenixstrike reviews
H/D slash, crack!fic. Harry Potter was very excited to read about his life online, with his biographer's new official site dedicated to his life. However, the Sorting threw up a nasty surprise that he wasn't expecting. Silliness, smut and OOC-ness in this crack!fic oneshot. Don't expect a serious plot. 'Cause there isn't one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beck and Cat Get Kinky Yes This Is The Title by TheQueenOfShebaSays reviews
this is where all of my kinky fic ideas will go, I have my other "Tales of Beck and Cat" but it will never be M rated, only fluff, angst and drama. this is where the gutter of my mind lives... enjoy!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Beck O., Cat V.
The Dare by H.dollz reviews
A No Emotion Involved outtake. Gunther convinces CeCe to accept Deuce's dare - a dare that says that Gunther and CeCe, a couple who can barely even keep their hands off of each other, cannot have sex for a week. When Rocky and Deuce get in on the dare too, things start to get interesting... *Complete*
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Gunther H., CeCe J. - Complete
Responsible by Lokifan reviews
Draco wants to play. He isn't expecting Harry to bring out a potion for him to take - one to inspire mindless, desperate desire. Warnings: D/s, mild consensual humiliation, complicated consent: Draco gives his complete consent... to being unable to meaningfully consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleep Walker by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
When Austin 'falls' asleep at Sonic Boom before an all nighter he 'sleepwalks' and a few interesting events happen. For, Marquita! Kind of Fluffy.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Gryffindor Rules by Lokifan reviews
Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Mirror's Edge by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beck The Tease by Beckford reviews
Beck is a tease and Jade hates it. Need I say more. { Rated M for basically being all smut }
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Beck O., Jade W.
The Agent Provocateur by Sinclairum reviews
"You can't just go to the Ministry and holler about missing underwear!" HPDM Drarry Post Deathly Hallows disregarding epilogue. Sneaky Slytherins and shenanigans. Rated M for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tease by dirtymind1001 reviews
Kim teases Jack and they go back to her house for some fun.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Weekend Bedroom (OS) by Emma Ro reviews
Jasper comes home to find Bella and Edward in the weekend bedroom. BDSM themes. All-human. Lemon. REPOST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
To Serve Malfoy by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry loses a wager with Draco, which means he must spend the summer at Malfoy Manor as Draco's personal servant. Contains mature language and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,407 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Birthday by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Pansy, Theo and Blaise are looking for something to give Draco for his birthday. What will they find? D/H Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Toys by Poetrygirl98 reviews
Bella is playing with her toys, when in comes Emmett... Chock full of lemony goodness! Rated 'M' for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Emmett
Call Him Anything by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
In which, Austin Moon does not like it when boys stare, touch or talk to his girlfriend. There will be a JEALOUS Austin... *Auslly* **Complete** One-Shot!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
When Jack Comes Back by dirtymind1001 reviews
Jack had just been gone on a three day business trip, and he came back home to his sexy wife, Kim. They have some fun. *wink* WARNING: Rated M for intense sexual scenes, swearing, and pure smut!
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Liquid Lust by Lunesence reviews
What happens when luck leads you down a path you didn't quite expect. Harry x Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kim's Dirty Side by dirtymind1001 reviews
Kim seems like a nice, innocent girl, but she has a dirty, slutty dark side. Jack figures that out! Majorly OOC and MA, very sexual, not for anyone who can't handle it. I haven't seen anything like this on th, e Kickin' It archive yet. WARNING: BDSM, spanking, sluttyness, sex slave, etc.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Don't Wait Up by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. Nightclub naughtiness.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Becoming Us (Part 2) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry and Draco have discovered their feelings for each other. Now they must decide whether to keep their relationship a secret or share it with the world. Starts 20 minutes after the conclusion of Part 1 and takes them through the end of their 8th year at Hogwarts. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,239 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Kissing Bet by xxsimplyxadorkablexx reviews
Austin and Ally make a bet to see who can go longer without kissing each other. *COMPLETED*
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Becoming Us (Part 1) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Following the war, Harry Potter and friends return to Hogwarts to repeat their interrupted final year. To everyone's surprise Draco Malfoy returns as well, but something has changed. Harry learns the weighty consequences of being marked as a Death Eater and must decide whether to help Draco escape his past. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. See Becoming Us (Part 2) for the rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Witchcraft and Wizardry by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Draco gets taken to a Burlesque Club by Blaise and Theo for his 21st birthday. The club's named "Witchcraft and Wizardry" and has a very intriguing main attraction. Draco meets the man of his dreams and the star courtier of the club finds his angel. Need I say more? ...AU, slash. rated M because I'm still paranoid and it has mentions of stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Night in Vegas by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Bella was a co-owner of the well established bar called The Jungle. A little shy and afraid to show that she could be the naughty girl of any guy's fantasy. That is until that one night with an upcoming band playing in llab with LunarEclipse24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 108,088 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
BadAss At BlackThorne by Goode4EvR reviews
What happens when bad ass Cammie and her sisterhood decide to bombard Blackthorne as a surprise? And then are their hosts for a whole semester...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Cammie's life by jellomello143 reviews
Cammie and Zach have been best friends since birth but what happens when a new boy tries to take Cammie from Zach? This is war between the two boys. Who will win her heart? The best part is there all spies...even the new boy...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Let the games begin by WeirdAndAwesome reviews
When Voldemort is defeated, the famous trio returns to Hogwarts to finish their 7th year. Without all the excitement and adrenaline they've experienced.. won't they be bored? Certainly not when they see what Ginny and Hermione have planned for them. Slash warning. **Abandoned fic! Check out Chapter 7 for more details**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Absence Makes the Spy Grow Stronger by CookieJar Raider reviews
Have you ever got that feeling that you're being watched? That someones following you? For Cammie Morgan that's been the case since she was six. So with Senior Year starting and the COC becoming more suspicious, Cammie must battle her biggest battle in order to stop the evil that is threatening her school. Fighting, mysteries, secrets and spies. And I'm only just getting started.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,022 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cammie M.
Parseltongue and Firewhiskey by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Again by kkequestrian reviews
Austin and Ally are the best of friends, but they both are hiding their true feelings from each other, for fear of ruining their friendship. But when Ally's long-time crush breaks her heart, will they finally reveal their feelings for each other? My first fanfiction story. Give it a shot, and let me know what you think! :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Pleasant Ride by Goode-Lover reviews
When the Blackthorne Boys come to Gallagher Academy on an exchange, boy are they in for a surprise.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Should Have Come Out Earlier by 0idontknow0 reviews
Draco and Harry finally reveal their relationship a bit impromptu. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Party drinkers by R5RossLynchFan23 reviews
Team Austin throwing a party to celabrate Austin winning the artist of the year award! Austin and Ally have a few drinks and have there own celebration! Warning: smut, language! Might add more if asked to! Ik summary and title sucks!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
No Emotion Involved by H.dollz reviews
"Hey, Cece? Wanna have sex with me? You know, just as friends." When Cece and Gunther both agree to something risky, they both know one thing - It's JUST sex. They don't like each other, they DEFINITELY don't love each other. GeCe, Reuce, Tynka. *Complete*
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
Best Friends Together Forever by HalfiesRule reviews
Cammie and Josh were best friends, but they drifted apart when Cammie had to move to another school. Years pass, and Cammie still hasn't moved on. What will happen when Zach comes into the picture? What happens when Cammie becomes fatally sick? Who will Cammie choose? All normal. Complete.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,732 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Of Tales and Foes by WrittenCamera396 reviews
Cammie comes back after her few months away from Gallagher with info on the C.O.C. and a new boyfriend! What does Zach think? What dangers have caught up with her? And what dangers have yet to be faced? Read this if you have Only the Good Spy Young. Story used to be "Only Smart People Spy"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Plan Jealousy by xiheartyoux reviews
I sat through my classes for the rest of the day and ran out of the school screaming "I'm freeee!" When people started to stare, I blushed and walked normally. Disclaimer: Ally Carter owns the Gallagher Girls, NOT ME!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Best Friend Became A Hot Mess by BellaLuna2369 reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends.Edwards the nerd and Bella is the popular girl.They both have feelings for each other but won't say anything,to afraid of the outcome of it.Edward disappears without a good-bye.When he comes back they're both different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Summer time fun by gerbilluv1 reviews
The girls and boys from Blackthorne spend the summer together Along with Cammies mom and Joe Cammie and Zachs relationship is progressing, but how does mom and Joe feel about that? Rated M for... well A REASON! from the very start
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
It Started On The Road ! by xoILoveMexo reviews
Another Break-Up for Beck and Jade but this one is the real deal. Is Beck falling for soomebody else on the gang's Spring Break? Is Tori falling for someone unexpectedly? Haven't wrote in a while, please Enjoy and Review for future chapters :
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,279 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Tori V., Beck O.
Fighting For Love by KCLutz4475 reviews
Jasper and Bella meet their first day of kindergarten. In high school Bella realizes that she has feelings for him, but does Jasper feel the same way? Come along for the ride and see if these two will get a Happily Ever After together or if life has something different planned for them. adopted from Nikki Whitlock, but not the exact same story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Happy birthday by lundqvist
it's Roses birthday and Scorpious has a present Lemons at the end. its my first lemons and fanfic be nice please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by BeTheWorld reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy are best mates. But they also have a secret. Do these relationships ever really work out? Albus/Scorpius; Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
East of Eden by WriteSprite reviews
When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by ravenmaniac reviews
An unapologetically smutty short story about Spankward and Slutella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams & Jealousy by InsaneProcrastinator007 reviews
"Jeez Austin! What's wrong with you! Ally is your friend!" Austin paced around on the sand muttering to himself. Many people passing by gave him strange glances but he didn't seem to notice. He was too riled up by the fact he was checking Ally out. "She's just wearing a bikini. It's the bikini's fault. If she wasn't wearing that- GOD! Why am I thinking about her naked! Bad Austin!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
To Get Our Rematch by necromancer girl reviews
when the girls go on a pop quiz and trail the blackthorne boys for revenge but they don't know that they are going to find out something thhats been a secret between sisters and families.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Crossing Enemy Lines II by Sinclairum reviews
Sequel to Crossing Enemy Lines by popular demand PWP/AU Draco Malfoy wasn't going to sit around just waiting for Potter to come and get him first, if anything, Malfoy would be doing the hunting this time. But when one is dealing with a character as volatile as Harry, who's really doing the hunting? Drarry HPDM Rated M for course language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time travel by katclutz reviews
LIz makes a black hole that eats cammie up then spits her out only at a completly different ages. so its a normal day
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Cammie M.
Starstruck by HolaitsCiara reviews
Au: It's spring break and the girls are off to the city of angels. New and old faces are seen and teen heartthrobs are chased. -"Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"- Just remember one thing, nothing is ever as they seem.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,196 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Not So Long Ago by Silverspear reviews
"Stop it!" the little girl shouted as she reached out to swat away the tiny hand that belong to mischievous boy who sat behind her. She turned her tiny body around to glare at the boy, who sat in his desk with his arms crossed out in front of him innocent
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,138 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears, And Trusting by A Runner At Heart reviews
After a tragic event, Cammie moves back to Virginia from California, where she meets a certain Green-Eyed-Boy. The past comes back, and love sparks up. But soon, the truth come out, and Cammie and the gang are out searching for answers, answers she may or may not like. ZAMMIE! No spies! All normal! Full summary inside!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,232 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Seduction of Rose Weasley by MissWriter4Ever reviews
Where Scorpius seduces Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by H.dollz reviews
When a blizzard forces Cece, Rocky and the gang to stay for a few weeks at the school's annual lock-in, feelings will be discovered, feelings that weren't there before - Were they? A Total Gece fic. *Complete*
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,879 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Luluwritter.097 reviews
The Gallagher Girls take a trip to Naples, FL. What happens when a few familiar guests arrive...looking hotter than ever. Story is much better than summary. Rated M to be safe.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Water Tower Town by Luluwritter.097 reviews
Cammie and Grant are siblings live in a small town in Georgia. They spend their days hanging out with their five best friends...what happens when Zach returns after being gone for seven years? Read to find out! zammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
New Rooms by WritersWayOfLife reviews
The Lab Rats are finally getting their own rooms! But what happens when Bree wants Chase's room because her room isn't good enough in comparison? Well when she barges in unannounced will Chase finally snap?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
Why Me? by Tasha-1798-x reviews
Cammie looks forward to her new life with her brother and the dad she doesn't know. Then, the cocky neighbor boy sets his sights on her. How much do we really know about him? Adopted from I'm-Not-Good-I'm-Better
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
A to Z on Goode Babies by Daysi5 reviews
Twenty-six chapters on how Cammie and Zach will deal with their children and every day life. Read and review! Rated T, cause I can.I don't own this series. New characters collide with the old ones. Ch.9: Induced Memories
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Blackthorne? by ShmemilyShmoring reviews
The Gallagher Girls go to Blackthorne. The COC never existed so this is a fluffy, happy, Zammie story: Read and Review! I hope you like it! Warning: Characters may be a bit OOC as in, a little bit girlier than usual. Rated T, just cause: COMPLETE:
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Back and Better Than Ever by GGirll reviews
Cammie leaves her freshmen year in Gallagher because of the constant bullying. After two years Cammie is sent back to Gallagher. Within weeks of her return Cammie learns of evils threatening to take the lives of not only of her family but also the lives of those who tormented her. Will she help them or leave them to perish? Full summary inside. Under Construction.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,944 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Because of Love by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
Jasper answers the phone. I'm naked. I'm as hard as a rock. I have blue balls. Fuck me…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horrid Red Socks by PyroLyfe13 reviews
Harry accidentally ruins Draco's favorite jumper when he washes it with his favorite red socks. The savior of the wizarding world has to find a way to make it up to his lover. Draco/Harry slash. Rimming, spanking, oral, anal. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Hands by blacktastic77 reviews
what happens when leo throws another party but with alchohol involved. and then when no hands comes on and bree wants to dance with chase. first story, song fic, and oh yeah SMUT;
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bree, Chase
A race against time by YOLO-TheTruthHurts reviews
Cammie and the rest of the gang are back. But instead they are doing an exchange with Blackthorne,during the exchange Cammie and Peyton are kidnapped. Zach,Jason and the rest of the gang have to hurry to save them. Sequel to BB meet GG R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Best Friends with Benefits by they're not puppies reviews
Cameron Ann Morgan is starting her first year in college with her best friend since 7th, Zachary Goode. Basically, her life is stressful. What more to make her life more complicated other than sleeping with said best friend.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Missing Piece by Vaala reviews
Zachary Goode and Joseph Solomon have a problem; They're broke. So when they hear about a very rewarding and hectic search for a forgotten princess and stumble upon a lost girl, what do they do? Trick her into pretending to be the lost princess of course. AU. ZxC. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Duratura storia d'amore by XxGallagherGirlxX reviews
Cammie hates Zach. Zach loves Cammie. What does Zach have to do to make Cammie fall in love with him? It's hopeless. But when something unexpected happens, nothing is impossible.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Far from Home by macoolist reviews
Cammie spends the summer away from everything she loves: the Gallagher school, her mom, her friends, and being a spy. Just when she thinks she'll have to endure another dull summer...she gets a surprise. Cammie/Zach all the way!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I'm Not That Little Girl You Used To See by igotsaflobbit reviews
Zach and Cammie have known each other for years, but haven't seen each other in ages. So when Blackthorne does an exchange with Gallagher, what will happen to their friendship?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
If at First You Don't Succeed by HarleyD reviews
Blaise doses Draco with a love potion and he of course is all over Harry, and after Harry fixes it Blaise does it again. And again. Eventually Draco should get the point, right? Unapologetic fluff here. And maybe a little OOCness, enjoy! m/m
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Gallagher Girls Go To Blackthorn by BumbleBee51 reviews
What happens when Liz, Macey, Bex and Cammie go to Blackthorn for the summer after sophomore year. Set after Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy, but before Don't Judge A Girl By Her Cover. Please read review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Roleplay by BoriLover45 reviews
Beck really wants to roleplay.. Rated M for Sex,Langauge, and Roleplay...
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Beck O., Tori V.
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU. Cammie was the kind of girl that could do no wrong and had an addiction to water.Zach was the new kid with a shady past determined to crack her and her innocence.She was perfect he was an ass, but she trusted him anyway. COMPLETE.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,459 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
A True Friendship by 3ricaRissaJaz reviews
All normal. Cammie is moving. TO Gallagher or FROM Gallagher? Read to find out. Disclaimer: I do not own anything except a few charaters. By:Rissa . A lil bit OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Blindfolded by you drive me crazy s-r cologne reviews
Blaise decides to make a fantasy of his come true. Draco/Hermione/Blaise. Three chapters of pure smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Stuck on Cloud Nine by you drive me crazy s-r cologne reviews
What was so dirty about feeling good?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cinderella Spy Story by neversaynevergirl reviews
Cammie grew up as a servant to her stepmother and sisters. Then when she starts texting a mysterious guy, who helps her show the real her. But when an oppurtunity comes when she gets to meet him. Will she find out who she is? Based on A Cinderella Story
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Venus' Nipples by Heather68 reviews
When Private Investigator Harry Potter is hired to investigate the strange behaviour of his client's wife, he stumbles into the last person he expected to find.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Galagher goes to Blackthorne with a twist by frizzy-wizzy-oringina reviews
Galagher Academy goes to Blackthorne Insitute, the Coc never existed.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth by Goode Foreva reviews
Cammie has been on the run now, for the whole of Winter break. Its now time for her to return to Gallagher. She has finally found out what she wanted to know and more. But now she is fed up of running and wants to fight back. R&R first fanfict. zammie :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MINE! by BlackMoon29 reviews
A single Emmett and his mated siblings meet a human Bella during their first day of College together. However, they all quickly learn that things are not always as they seem. Rated M for Lots of Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,118 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Bella, Emmett
The Bathroom by WritersWayOfLife reviews
So it turns out Bree, Adam and I aren't related. That's great...apart from the fact that my feelings for Bree have gotten way out of control. Sharing a bathroom doesn't help either... especially when she always forgets her clothes.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
Corrupt Me by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Do Not by they're not puppies reviews
So, Cammie has finally come back four years later from hiding from the Circle. Everything is well. Well, I mean if you count your 'best friend' getting married to the guy you're in love with. Sure I guess.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
On Your Knees by beckybrit reviews
Draco gets Harry just where he wants him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Roundabout Way by kellegirl reviews
Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You're The Reason Why I Stay by inhereuphoriceyes reviews
Eddie&Patricia. Moments of them when they're dating. Love and lust. Kisses and cheesy moments together. What happens if one fight leads Eddie to moving back to America? You wouldn't believe how fluffy..review pretty please?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
Hot & Ready by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Bella orders, Emmett delivers... They both enjoy more than just pizza. Drabble-fic, short and sweet. PWP, basically...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Interrogate Me by beckybrit reviews
Harry questions Draco using some rather unconventional methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flipped by AlmostGolden reviews
What would happen if Zach and Cammie switched bodies during an exchange? Remember, if you like it; review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Play a Little Game by irishchick93 reviews
Major smut warning. HPDM Some anal play, D/s, rimming, and fluff at the end. Please rate and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
247 by 101fabgirl reviews
Having Zach as your body guard...that to 24/7 isn't what Cammie expected when she came back from summer break. Its the start of her Junior year, and she and her friends become closer to Zach as the year goes by LOTS OF ZAMMIE Rated T for language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,598 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
First Impressions by inhereuphoriceyes reviews
A series of one-shots about Patricia and Eddie's "moments" together during Season 2. R&R!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
After Summer by Code.Chameleon reviews
After an announcement that the Gallagher girls will be able to see the Blackthorne boys, masked men fly down from the ceiling without causing a code black. Cammie and her friends will try to get their perfect junior year along with the help of a few Blackthorne boys. INCOMPLETED
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Double Trouble by HellionKyou reviews
Segueal to Secrets. Hard core Lemons, love, how their life is now from fve years into the future, read secrets first. R/R Please therewll be more chapters
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Gunther H., CeCe J.
New life old love by loveurlife reviews
It's been two years since Cammie ran away. Everythings doing great for her until a certain someone comes back into her life. Rated T just to be safe.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Secrets of the Soul by xXJustSomeRandomKidXx reviews
When Cammie moves to Roseville, she finds out that maybe, just maybe, love can last longer than a lifetime... Read and Review! No spies. Some mystery! I was formerly known as zammie4ever... XD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Snowstorms and Interventions by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Harry by TheApathyImp reviews
Harry's evil, Draco's sexy. It's just one of those things. Rated M for profanity and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spend A Little Time With The Goodes by Pieces Of My Heart reviews
Come and hang out with the Goode family while the go through both happy and sad times. A bunch of related one-shots. This used to be 'Holidays With The Goodes.' Rated T instead of K because I am cautious.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Tale about horny teachers by papuruakuma reviews
Draco wants Harry. Like half of the male population on Hogwarts... Draco's horny and Harry's clueless. Put three plotting ex-students in the mix and you get a new hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Around the World by Foreverdawn95 reviews
Cammie and Zach both 21 are moving in together when Cammie recieves a mysterious note that may lead them on a crazy chase around the globe. Rated M for lemons later on.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I didn't fall! I was pushed! by evil-hazel-18 reviews
Cam doesn't run away. She stays and trains. Solomon wants her to go to Blackthorne over the summer and show them what shes made of and get extra training. When she gets there she's in for a huge surprise and isn't sure what to do to get out of it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Untouchable by Perfect Malfunction reviews
Jade is sick and Beck offers to tutor Tori. What will happen? FULL OF LEMONS :
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Beck O., Tori V.
Santa's Coming by GamerKuro reviews
What will Santa do when he finds out he's on someone's wishlist? A Christmas PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arranged marriage by jazzaJ reviews
When two companies merge Zach and Cammie are forced to get married. They hate each other with a passion but when they start playing games will they fall for each other? rated M because i'm paranoid...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter Fairy Tales by Galadriell reviews
What would the Harry Potter characters do in the situation of, say, Little Red Riding Hood or Snow White? Give me prompts! One-shots. Contains everything from slash, AU, crack, fluff, smut, happily ever afters. Remus/Sirius, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
First Beach Fiasco by LadyofSpain reviews
Jake takes Bells cliff diving. She wears a bikini, sending him into orbit. She loses her top and he has to take her to his home. He complains to Charlie, who lectures Bella. She goes ballistic, and poor Jake gets fried-at first. Nommed best Jake at Eclipse and Torch Awards 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Kisses, Pranks, and True Loves by evil-hazel-18 reviews
I'm taking over this story for Italian.BettyBoop, and this is her amazing plot, not mine! Pranks are everywhere! Can they take what each gender dishes out? Will each couple survive? CxZ, BxG, MxT, LxJ! Will they turn against eachother? M for later chapte
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Make it Good by Fr333bird reviews
Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Santa Baby by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gallagher Girls 4 by klandish reviews
Blackthorne and Gallagher schools need to combine, AGAIN, but this time in Roseville high until they seek out the honey-potting child of an enemy agent. Please excuse any mistakes, this is my first story! Thanks!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Daddy! by Purely Fake Innocence reviews
ok, Im reuploading these stories. Better spacing hopefully! Again, reviwe and enjoy. warning- daddy!kink, crossdress, spanking
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's Better Than Blackthorne Boys? by theatrefreak72 reviews
Cammie's escaped the clutches of the COC yet again. Gallagher is doing another exchange with Blackthorne, this time it's at Blackthorne. Cammie thinks this will be the best year yet, until a familiar face shows up. Story's better than summary!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Happy Birthday by Alexandra Shinai reviews
One of the things Bella is best at is giving birthday presents to Jasper Whitlock. Rated M for delicious lemons. Bella/Jasper. AU, I suppose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reading Cameron Ann Morgan: LYKY by xXJustSomeRandomKidXx reviews
It's the day before school and Bex just found Cammie's CoveOps report. They begin to read. What happens when things get out of control? Rated T because I'm not sure how far this will go. R and R please! Has some Drama as well.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cammie M.
Draco Malfoy is too HOT to be Human! by Betty More Fishe reviews
Harry was just sitting down to talk to the headmaster when Pansy stormed in with Draco's will, Draco's got magical creature blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Beauty and the Spy by Sherbet123 reviews
Zach is a cocky spy, Cammie is your average girl. When Zach gets fired he has to change normal Cammie to super spy Cammie by the end of the month. But can he make it work? Better than it sounds. Run off on Beauty and the Beast
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Of Autumn and Apples by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gallagher Academy by x-DiehardDelena-x reviews
Zach : Player, ladies man, complete jerk. Cammie : Grant's badass sister, new in town. Typical love story? Probably not. This is Gallagher Academy - School for the Performing Arts. AU/OOC/No spies.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Gallagher Girls go to Blackthorne by Emily-Goode reviews
It's senior year and the Gallagher girls are going to Blackthorne. But what happens when the COC shows up? Is Zach good or bad? And who's Mark?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Smells Like Love by iwritee reviews
Ever since Senior Year started, Cammie's been receiving scented love notes in her locker. Could it be her long time crush or her worst enemy?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Secret Longings by MissLizziebeth reviews
Emmett and Bella fool around behind the Cullens' back. Collection of one-shots and two-shots! Lots of smut! Human!B/Vampire!Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Bella, Emmett] - Complete
A Chatroom with a side of Civilians by BrookeGoode reviews
When Liz and Jonas make a chatroom for Gallagher will Cammie's Civilian friends find out what really goes on in Gallagher Academey? Please review! Trailer First Chapter is up! Story is going to better than the Summery oh and story is a litte but OOC THIS STORY IS UP FOR ADOPTION STILL IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT IT!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Ms Dally: Cupid's Flame by MissLizziebeth reviews
The term 'friends with benefits' just didn't quite cover it. AH, AU, OOC, Femslash, Slash, Poly, Multi, Lemony Goodness, Confident!Sexy!Bella/Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Carlisle and more
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Bella, Emmett, Alice, Jasper]
The greatest plot you'll ever know by robin2389 reviews
Complete and utter Drarry porn. Absolutely no plot, just down dirty porn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FRIENDS! or not by evil-hazel-18 reviews
Zach and Cammie are friends. Cammie wants to keep it that way. She has seen what Bex and Grant have gone through and can't bare to think of her and Zach ruining their friendship that way. Cammie gets back from a mission and Zach doesn't seem to agree.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Summer on AIM by suchasasshole reviews
This is my first story on ! What happens when things start heating up between spies during the summer? Please read & review! Disclaimer: I don't own Gallagher Girls! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010
Itchy and Scratchy by Fr333bird reviews
One of Fred and George's pranks results in Draco discovering a kink he didn't knew he had. Established relationship ficlet. Fluffy and smutty. Warnings for adult content, extreme silliness and abuse of knitted items.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Nothing underneath by ask1000 reviews
Ty and Cece always thought of each other as siblings but when Ty and Rocky walk in on a naked Cece, will feelings change? And were does Deuce fit into all of this? TYCE lemon its full of smut. Rated M for mature content. YOu know, naughty stuff ;
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/3/2011 - CeCe J., Ty B.
Breakfast, Harry and Draco Style by ArsenicAngel reviews
Draco surprises Harry with doughnuts, and Harry knows the perfect way to indulge in them. Warnings for: Crossdressing, foodplay, daddy!kink, lots of dirty talk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Is He Worth Fighting For? by SnixX321 reviews
'It's been 8 years, 5 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 8 seconds since I last saw her.' After graduation, Cammie became a top spy and never saw Zach agian but now he's back. Is it too late to save what they had or will it crumble? **Character Death
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trust by ninjaspyassassin1 reviews
cammie and her friends are picked to go to blackthorne for a whole year! Cammie and zach havent seen eachother since the kiss! what will happen when lies come out? Better than summary! Used to be called Why didn't you tell me? Zammie... Kind of! R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
CIMMIM Chat Email by sb221 reviews
Gallagher now has a website for spies to chat and email each other. Liz and Jonas are in charge of security, of course. But someone has been sending death threats. Is there a spy within the two schools? Danger is in every email. And at every corner.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,786 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
when will they realise by rock-it 97 reviews
Cece likes Ty. and Ty likes Cece they are both just to oblivious to what is in front of their eyes... my frost fanfic read and review
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - CeCe J., Ty B.
Bound to Work by Secret Koko reviews
Draco is in his first year of Auror training and is currently residing in a cramped dormitory with a hot but seemingly straight roommate that he's been secretly lusting after. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Encounters by alleyofdarkclouds reviews
"So, have you brought me a present?" he asked while he trapped her between himself and the closed door."Present? Are you mad? I'm here to kick your ass. You could call that a present."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught by xUnicornBloodx reviews
Set during the Yule Ball. And what if with the carriages at the Yule Ball, Snape caught Harry and Draco snogging and doing...maybe more? And surely he wouldnt take points from Slytherin. Would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rule Numbers 397 and 398 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's rule number 397: Coming up behind Harry while he ad Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny. Hogwart's rule number 398: - Even if Luna Lovegood does say "Yes, I thought so too".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Numbers 81 and 82 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule 81: I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present. Hogwart's rule 82: - Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 379 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's rule number 379: I cannot lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Morning Glory by sleepless.writer.mad reviews
Bella decides Edward has slept enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rules Numbers 447 and 448 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts rule number 447: I am not allowed to spank others. Hogwarts rule number 448: - Even if Draco Malfoy liked it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practically Family by DropsxofxJupiter reviews
Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets and Spies:GG5 by ilovepie2012 reviews
Cammie ran away from the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Will Zach find her? Will Cammie find the answers she's looking for? Please read and review. P.S. This is my first FanFic. Much better than the summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011
Revenge is Sweet Original by Missing Missy reviews
It's junior year and the Gallagher girls are going to Blackthorne on another exchange. But what happens when there is a war going on between the girls and boys. Here's a hint, tons and tons of pranks. But what happens when a prank goes to far. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
The Art of Wanking by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM NC-17 SLASH, Continuation of "The Art of Seduction". Draco notices Harry watching him in the great hall and chooses to respond in a way the raven never saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM SLASH NC-17, Hormones are raging, making it impossible for Harry NOT to notice how skillfully Draco eats his dinner. Sequel NOW POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Next To You by iwritee reviews
Cammie and Zach are childhood best friends. But the summer before Senior Year changes it all...whether they like it or not.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
The Perfect Tantrum by slytherin-nette reviews
In which Garrett Malfoy throws a tantrum, storms out on his mother and winds up getting lost smack in the middle of Diagon Alley. What's a miniature, 5-year-old little Malfoy son supposed to do! A short & sweet family oneshot. TPG/TPW Universe. HP&GM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A New End by SmurfZXC714 reviews
Sequel to A New Beginning. The school is out, summer is over and Cammie Morgan has a lot of fessing up to do. Her arch enemy dies but another one rises from her ashes, even more dangerous than the first. COMPLETE.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Remember Me by jellomello143 reviews
Sequel to Please Don't Hurt Me. When all their memories are erased from that horrible night they all get a fresh start…except for Cammie. With her back and alive will she be able to go through the pain again? PLEASE DON'T READ TILL YOU'VE READ BOOK ONE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
A Change In Daily Routine by jellyloveselijahandclare reviews
What happens when four Gallagher Girls and four Blackthorne Boys are sent to public school! Will they be able to fit in? Z/C G/B J/L P/M/N
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
One simple message by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
"Everyone thinks your dead" "She didn't have the guts to kill me"... what happens when blackthorne comes back to gallagher, who will cammie meet? OK this is my first fan fic... if it sucks please tell me!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweet surrender by Rory Ace Huntzberger reviews
"Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?" not BDSM - AU EdwardxBella ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Gallapher girls meet Blackthorne boys by YOLO-TheTruthHurts reviews
MY names Peyton and I go to all girl school for spies. This year we are doing a surprise exchange with Blackthorne Academy for boys.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Gold Girls: Gallagher Girls by applecheryl reviews
A group of cheerleaders at Roseville Academy also turns out to be spies.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011
The Dirt by NatahlieWhitlock reviews
Bella is tired of all these ordinary Fork's boys and Jasper is the only one she can go to to get what she wants. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Remember Cinderella? by gallaghergirl23 reviews
Cammie lives with Joe and has never met her parents or been to Gallagher. Joe sends Zach to kidnap Cammie from her normal life and bring her to Blackthorne. SEQUEL COMING SOON! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Perfect Mother by slytherin-nette reviews
The final TPG/TPW installment. In which Jaimee "Harry" Potter learns, once and for all, that all Malfoys really do get what they want. Even if, sometimes, they need to make a few mistakes along the way to get it. Hilarity, madness and family fun ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,573 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Towel Thief by Whatchoofelloverfor reviews
James has to deal with the consequences when he steals Lily's towel. Again. LJ ONESHOT! A bit racy, not too smutty, rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wasp's Sting by chronically radioactive reviews
Scorpius/Rose - Rose is bothered - in more ways than one - by Scorpius's choice of words. Parody of a scene in Taming of the Shrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cuffed To You by ping-pongplayer reviews
Emmett & Bella hate each other, more than anything. When a new t.v. show Cuffed puts them together, cuffing them, things don't go as they seem. They have to be stuck together for a month. How will they feel when the month ends? AH Em/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,335 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Lips Of An Angel by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU ZXC. No one can ever really forget their first love, especailly when it hadn't been their choice to lose them in the first place. Ten years later and nothing really had changed, besides the fact that Cammie in on the brink of getting engaged.3shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Draco and Daddy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Draco and his "daddy" have some fun. CROSS-DRESSING. EXTREME MALE ON MALE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sexy as hell by misseeweasley reviews
Harry's a tease, Draco's delectable, Remus and Sirius are doing god knows what, Hermione and Ron are cute. Just read it, hopefully it'll give you a laugh. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A New Forever by HPFangirl71 reviews
Sex on the Beach... what more can you ask for? Contains slash pairings and sexual content! Do Not Flame!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Secret by shadea3 reviews
Cammie and Zach are secretly dating. None of their friends know, but will they find out when Zach and Cammie act like a couple in public. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fitting Lover by nia-ox reviews
The customer's always right, as Bella's about to find out. Lemon, OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Spy by Peppermintrina reviews
What is more boring then spending your whole life as a lonely billionaire? Hale sure doesn't know. A Kat-Meets-Hale Shot.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Gallagher High School by Katie741 reviews
All of the charachters from the series-except Gallagher High School is a normal, public, high school. No spies. Everyone is like Josh. What happens when Cammie's the new girl and Macey and Zach are most pop. ppl in school? Story is LOTS better than sum.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,011 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
This love by gatorlover123 reviews
Before GG2 Cammie hasnt met Zach yet and instead of them coming Gallagher they go to Blackthorne! Better than summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shut up and kiss me 9 by Dean-and-Sam's-Dreamgirl reviews
Finally another installment! Draco and Harry take a swim in the lake and soon find themselves in a very odd situation. Read to find out. Rated M! for smutty, smutty, smut, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kill Cammie Morgan by x-DiehardDelena-x reviews
Top spy Cammie Morgan and her three best friends travel to Hawaii for the summer. Top assassin Zach Goode is sent on a mission by the COC : Kill Cammie Morgan. Or at least that's the original plan… until he meets her. **ZAMMIE** A little OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Prank Wars by BritishGallagherGirl reviews
Blackthorne come back to Gallagher for a full year, and the girls decide to pull a prank. The guys prank back and everything turns into a game for "The Greatest Pranksters at Gallathorne!" "No Grant, that's just stupid."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Afternoon Delights by babylopez2008 reviews
Emmett receives a raunchy picture at work from his wife, Bella. Of course, Emmett can't do anything to give into his desire at work. What happens when he goes home for some afternoon delight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Killer Reactivate by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
I adopted this story from a2zm so hope you like it.R&R In the story its after cmh and the schools have converged together for another exchange but what happens when mysterious people crash throgh the window and say 2 words Cammie hoped to never hear again
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Red Mist by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has feelings for his auror partner but keeps them to himself, until one day he loses his temper when someone hurts Harry and Draco gives away his secret by over-reacting. Fluffy little one shot, explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Red Dress by thegreatstoryteller reviews
CeCe and her boyfriend Gunther decide to have a little fun.
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
Zach Goode Must Die 2 by Sherbet123 reviews
Alley Goode just enrolled at Gallagher Academy along with her sister and two best friends. Do they not realize they're falling for the same boy? Will things ever be the same? Sequel to Zach Goode Must Die read that first Please Read its pretty good. :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
The Perfect Little Spy Couple by Gallagirl15 reviews
What if Cammie and Zach grew up together as friends? What if Zach's parents and Cammie's dad was still alive? Written in Cammie's dad POV. Set when Cammie and Zach are twelve years old, and not at their schools yet. Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Next Tuesday by That's Classified reviews
Kinda cute Zammie fluffy flick. One-shot only. Hope you like, but can't blame you if you don't. Anyways, PLEASE READ! ZAMMIE ALERT! FLUFF ALERT! Rated 'T'. Thx. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fearless by iwritee reviews
Gallagher Academy and Blackthorne Institute are no school for spies. Just normal private school for normal teenagers. Cammie is the most popular girl at Gallagher, Zach is the most popular at Blackthorne. And Cammie hates him. Zach doesn't. He wants her.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 58,086 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Naughty Time With the Major by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Winner of the first ever Jasper's Spank Bank hosted by the Jaspers Darlins: A peek into Jasper and Bella love life. won't be finished
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Infront of a Screen by Peppermintrina reviews
IM Chat. Give it a chance?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Gallagher Girls Adventure! by JustARandomShortStory reviews
The girls sneak out to see the boys. NOTE: to avoid me spilling spoilers, I based this off of the second book. Thanks for reading!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Until Next Time, Gallagher Girl by Katherine Julia reviews
C's bra is falling off and she escapes to the deserted hallway. Unfortunately, Z follows her there. But what happens next? Takes place in CMHAHTS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Gallagher Girls IM chat by JustARandomShortStory reviews
This is an IM chat. Note: not all characters are in all of the chapters.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind Computer Screens by Keep Dreaming reviews
Zach and Cammie were co-workers who hated each other. But online they were falling for each other. Each didn't know the others identity, but secrets have a way of coming out. Would they continue to fall or crash and burn? Rated T for Language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Engorgia by Fr333bird reviews
Draco is left with an embarrassing and painful problem after an accident in his potions lab. Harry is the mediwizard who takes the case. Lots of adult content, fluff and slashy smut. Definitely a feel good fic, no angst here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decisions by ZammieFan reviews
all normal. What happens when Zach is new, but Cammie is already happy with Josh? Will her perfect life go to ruins?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Wish Fulfillment by Fr333bird reviews
Harry makes one of Draco's wishes come true. Fluff/established relationship ficlet, mostly PWP. Contains explicit adult content and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day at Gallagher Gates by browneyedgirl71 reviews
Cammie is a normal girl. She never went to spy school and neither did any of her friends. Zach is the new kid. Will Zach and Cammie be together especially with every girl at school throwing themselves at him. Story is way better than the summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
A Splash, a Scream, a Girl's Wet Dream by beckybrit reviews
When Bella's spring break plans fall apart, she escapes to her mother's house in sunny Florida. While there she meets a very handsome next door neighbor that might just give her the break she was looking for. My entry for the Spring Fever contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
Forever In Love by NatahlieWhitlock reviews
My first fanfiction. A story about Bella and Jasper finding each other, something I thought about when reading Twilight at first. Rated M because things are going to get heavier later on. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,678 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Mind Games and Biological Warfare by Fr333bird reviews
Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest. Jasper uses his gift to get revenge on Edward by torturing him in public, sexually of course... Contains explicit adult content and slash. AU, Vampslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
BlindFold by xxxBookWormxxx reviews
one-shot, lemon;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WHEN I GET BACK by GGGirlADDICT reviews
GOOD STORY ABOUT CAMMIE COMING BACK AND THE THINGS SHE DOES WHEN SHE COMES BACK. CHAPTER 7 UP!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
What Draco Wants by Draco's Danny reviews
What Draco wants he always gets. When he finds a magical object that allows him to spy on Potter what he finds out is more than he bargained for. Drama, H/C, Slash, solo, tease,UST, Harry/Draco My first HP fanfic, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,458 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Life of a College Man by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bored, wealthy Bella stumbles upon struggling college student Edward Cullen; the sexual tension is immediate. When Bella learns that Edward is having financial problems, she gives him a sinfully sexual and lucrative offer that he can't refuse. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,432 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Crossing Enemy Lines by Sinclairum reviews
"Fraternizing with the enemy has never been used in such appropriate context, Draco thought idly." DMHP/HPDM SLASH Rated M for language and sexual themes. Complete AU. Modern day with guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wet Shower by potterhard reviews
Harry is dirty and needs a hand in the shower. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Cocky Girlfriend by sadtomato reviews
Edward shares a sexy fantasy with new girlfriend Rose, and then worries that he's scared her away. Will she shut him down or surprise him with her enthusiasm? AH, lemony. Prompt: Roseward. Pegging. Red corset. Necktie. Boston Cream PIe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
One of the Invisibility Cloak's Many Purposes by ricetard reviews
There's only one reason why Draco wants to borrow the Invisibility Cloak... Harry isn't too sure if it's a good idea. Draco/Harry, mostly pwp. Oneshot, 8th year, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teasing Release by Jacksonsmonkey reviews
"It's unfair to be teased this way, to have to sit and watch while he does this; yet, in the same breath, I love it." Jasper & Bella. My entry for the "quickie contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Personal Assistant by Evalunna reviews
Fashion fiend Bella Swan takes the challenge of becoming Emmett Cullen's personal assistant and surviving his demon girlfriend, but things get complicated when she breaks the stipulations on their contract and falls for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Cashews by Pulele Hua reviews
A jar of cashews and a naked Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Caught Off Guard by iwritee reviews
Cammie still can't adjust with the Gallagher and Blackthorne's recent merging, Zach's been bothering her ever since The Merge, but one fateful night, Cammie finds out Josh's already part of Blackthorne. "Who does she choose?" is now the biggest question
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Peppermintrina reviews
Cammie is just a normal girl who has recently moved to Roseville, Verginia. Coincidentally, its the same town her best friend and former crush, Zachary Goode, moved to. Does he still remember her? Get ready for a great, big scoop of the 'ol cliche fluff!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There Is No Such Thing As Wrong by SouthernConstellations reviews
Bella has been having some very inapropriate fantasies and is afraid to indulge in them with her boyfriend, Edward, afraid that he'll think she's a freak. So she hires Jasper to help her out. JasperxBella EdwardxBella All human Lemons BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Phantom by Nimunezen reviews
Harry Has been Having dreams, Erotic Dreams that are consuming his nights, and leaving him exhausted in the mornings, But when the dreams start effecting his work, and worse, his very magic... could something more sinister be happening? YAOI male/male sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
I have a Taser by Hungarymama reviews
Zach and Cammie text while they should be doing homework. Sexual tension and romance, not to mention meddling friends. I own nothing.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Wicked Little Spies by Tunarh reviews
HIATUS. ZC:AU. When Liz went missing in her junior year, the students at Gallagher Academy were at a loss for words. But when the girls start receiving letters from a mysterious source, things start to get nasty. Based off Pretty Little Liars.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Liz S.
All I Do is Win by 2lazy2b clever reviews
Zach is a player. He's never met Cammie. He is warned to stay away from her from everyone but that makes him want her more. Will she fall for his 'charm' or is she the one girl he'll never have? The one that he's interested in the most.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Closer Than Ever Before by rockinruler88 reviews
Blackthorne has come to Gallagher because it isn't safe anymore will Zach and Cammie be closer. Are they all in danger and is Josh really over Cammie. Mostly ZxC Also BxG, JxL, and Macey has a BF.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
One Wicked Night by SymphonicPanda94 reviews
A twoshot of a one night stand between Ty and Ramona. Rated M for mature content. I'm not entirely sure if this would be considered smut but atm whatever. If you're under the age of 16 i guess I recommend you don't mentally scar yourself with this okay?
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ty B.
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tonight's Entertainment by grrlinterrupted reviews
"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blackthorne and Gallagher Spin the Bottle by GoodeGirl reviews
Set after graduation. Bex, Cammie, Liz and Macey are roommates and Grant, Zach, Jonas and Nick Macey's Boyfriend are their next door neighbors. The guys wake the girls up with a prank and macey suggests Strip Spin the Bottle, with sexy results...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blackthorne at Gallagher by PurpleBerryChoco reviews
My take on what happened after Cammie froze in GG2.Of course... ZAMMIE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Dreams by acciopigfarts reviews
Having returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, Harry Potter is trying to sort out his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. What could happen when he hears a certain blonde Slytherin moaning his name one night? H/D. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT-YAY :D *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by EnglishRebelRose reviews
Carlisle punishes Rosalie. A punishment that leads to naughtiness. Rated M for pure smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete
Gallagher GirlsBlackthorne Boys by JediPrincess-Knight reviews
GG girls and Blackthorne boys and JOSH IM whilst living it up in NY and Vegas. hilariousness guaranteed
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Cammie M., Macey M.
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gallagher and Blackthorne msn and email by ashleycakez06 reviews
Cammie is in Nebraska and her, the Gallagher girls and the Blackthorne boys have e-mail and msn. What happens when when Josh, DeeDee and Dillon are added to everyone's contact lists? 7 friends,3 civilions and one summer. My first fanfic, sorry if it sucks
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Worst Day by riverswan reviews
What the hell happened to Bella yesterday? And why does she feel so guilty for leaving a naked Edward in bed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Big Time Gallagher Girls by xJunainaxAzharax reviews
The girls finish their all grades manditory CoveOps final, and the school suprises the freshmen through senoirs with a trip to LA! What happens when Gustavo gets them to be his newest band, but no one knows their real names? I dont own either catagories!
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Baby Morgan by fictionlover94 reviews
I don't own the gallagher girls, but I really want to! Zach and Cammie bring there first child into the world, T for safetly.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
infect me with your loving by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
In which Chase and Zoey finally have phone sex, which is what they really should have done in the first place. Chase/Zoey
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Chase M., Zoey B. - Complete
Simple Complications by Furtive.Dalliance reviews
Jasper & Bella are best friends... Until new kids move into town and mess everything up right as it was starting.. LEMONS soon. AWKWARD funny situations...Teen hilarity & Colorful Charachters... JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Cammie the Chameleon by Bunniez reviews
This the story of a girl who goes to a super hero academy school for teens with special powers. Everything is normal, but will the Blackthorne Boys change everything, including the Gallagher Girls? COC WILL COME! not too much Zammie :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
End of a Long Week by vbfb1 reviews
This is a little Lemon Drizzle I wrote for Jasper's Naughty Girls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sonny and Chad: The Ultimate Story by channyfan1 reviews
Sonny and Chad's first kiss, first make-out, first hook-up, etc. Great plot-line, and a very romantic, funny, sexy, ULTIMATE Sonny Chad story
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,939 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Truth or Dare at Gallagher! by Zammielover reviews
It is the middle of the summer and Cammie's mom is on a mission. Cammie did not go to Nebraska, instead her, Bex, Liz, and Macey are staying at Gallagher. The boys show up and they decide to play truth or dare. What happens? Read and find out!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
When the Walls Come Tumbling Down by rmhale reviews
Edward is hired to tutor a troubled student, but Edward's own troubles start when that student awakens feelings he had long since buried. My Fandom Gives Back Piece for robownsme, Nerdward and Cockysper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Howl by bleedforyou reviews
Draco drags Harry to the Manor on Christmas Day. Harry retaliates... slash. sex. parselsmut. ewe. slight rim. angry/violent!sex. fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hot Doc by tiffaninichole reviews
Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy IMing by always-hiding reviews
This is just an IM of the main Gallagher girls and Blackthorne boys, over a random summer.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
IM Mayhem by Moondapple-or-Moonpelt reviews
It's summer, and four best frinds and their 'half-bfs' find a way to stay in contact... ZAMMIE some playful liz/jonas later, bex/grant Macey/New Guy who I won't give away... R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Through Snowstorms by Cassis Luna reviews
In which there's a snowstorm, and Draco is cold, waiting for Harry and is generally whipped with him even though Draco tries not to show it too much by regularly making fun of him in person and when Harry is unavailable in his head. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Spy by Shazza-Girl reviews
It’s a new year at the Gallagher Academy.And the girls are in for a big surprise.Are the C of C coming back for Cammie?Does Zach know them?Should Cammie trust him? Full Summ inside. Disclaimer: I don't own Gallagher girls, just this plot line & any xtras.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,358 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Til Murder Do Us Part by blackroxduh17 reviews
Add the following: An arranged marriage, a playboy husband, a badass wife, and an- you know what? Never mind. This is not going to end well. Jasper/Bella, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by Chicklette reviews
A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Mission That Started It All by GallagherGoode1113 reviews
What happens when 4 Blackthorne boys go to Galllagher over christmas break with 4 Gallagher Girls?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Thin Air Attacks by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Harry snuck into Hogsmeade under his invisibility cloak, he wasn't expecting to get an opportunity to molest a certain blond Slytherin. How will Draco react to an invisible someone showing interest in him? DM/HP HP/DM Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Christmas Spirit by Miss Charz reviews
A Christmas-y one-shot with Hale and Kat and the crew
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Katarina B./Kat, W.W. Hale
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Short Wands by Darlingpai reviews
Rose has a small wand. Rose tells Scorpius he has a small wand. Cute drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Just being me by SuperSpyGirl61197 reviews
Cammie is just a Normal girl. She goes to a school were she meets a cute guy, but her new friend Bex tells her not to get to interested, cuz he has a girlfriend. Cammie is determind and nothing will stop her from liking Zach.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Home, A JasperBella Story by steph2009 reviews
Jasper comes home from college with some confessions for Bella..Rated M for suggestive situations and language. Offically complete..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Day Break by sunfleur reviews
He pulls me closer for one more, strong hug and motions toward the bedroom. "Take off your clothes." He directs. The rush drops from my head to my heart to my girlie bits. YES! "You are mine, Isabella. Do you submit to me?" His reminder is firm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gallagher Girls DO Get Surprised! by Jezabel Harman reviews
Cammie and her friends get a HUGE suprise when some special guests come to Gallagher Academy to ask for help on a mission. Zammie, Brant, Gacey, and Lonas! edited sorry my computer was acting up : please read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Cammie M.
Covert Messaging by milliondollarsmile reviews
Liz and Jonas collaborate their efforts to set up a new G/B chat room! My story will be alternating between IM and the real world... During summer vacation. Bored spies, maybe civillians?, a new chat room, and cute farm boys... R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,342 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Gallagher girls in Hawaii by hmdchickadee reviews
the gang go to Hawaii with Zach, Jonas, Grant, and their new roommate, Sam. but as always, something went wrong. rated t. disclaimer: i don't own the Gallagher girls, only Sam/Tyler and Matt.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Strip Quidditch by Neo444 reviews
Harry and Draco play a game. First one naked loses... Pointless Harry and Draco dribble. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divination of a Different Kind by xB2UTY reviews
Divination is a load of bullocks, but with Remus breathing down their necks, James and Sirius decide to pursue the subject in a different way which results in them having to look after Malfoy's spawn and James's own Harry. Time-travel, AU, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Something Like Belonging by Cassis Luna reviews
Tomorrow the world will know that Draco's taken and kept, but what they won't know is that Harry is as well. HPDM, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Discoveries by Moondapple-or-Moonpelt reviews
Zach and Cammie find themselves roaming the halls together and hear some quite interesting opinions about their "relationship." ZAMMIE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The puppet Master by The Black Rose Writer reviews
Bella is the vampire servant,Edward is the vampire.He has the power to read minds and seduce ANY female,except Bella.He will stop at nothing to make Bella want him!What if he falls in love?This is the story of the puppet master and his finest puppet yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Shower by Kiertorata reviews
Draco's innocent fun in the shower. Slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Wet dreams by NekoSey reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have always been fighting, but when they try out a new spell, what happens to the two when they try a spell a bit too reckless for the both of them? Yaoi! That's what! Sex. Lotsa sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Provocative Bella by temptingbella reviews
O/S. Bella's been naughty. Can the nerdy IT Tech that works in her office teach her a lesson?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Surprise for Blackthorne Boys by LovingNoOneButYou reviews
This is what I think would have or should have happened if the Gallagher Girls went to Blackthorne instead of the Blackthorne Boys going to Gallagher. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Life as I Know It A Gallagher Girls Story! GG5 by lenabug reviews
Starts after Gallagher Girls 4! It's Cammie and Zach running away with each other!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Yes Sir by DaniBanani78 reviews
Bella is a school teacher, Jasper is the principle. What happens when an angry parent goes to Jasper complaining about a letter find sent home by Mrs.Bella? Read to find out OS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Secrets Behind Closed Doors by Keep Dreaming reviews
Welcome to the beautiful town of Roseville, home to eight very naughty friends. Each one carries their dirty little secrets and one by one the truth comes out. All the gossip-worthy scandals come out in this average American town.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moving on by reading addict 101 reviews
Cammie leaves her old life for a new one. Her mom gets a job as the principal of Gallagher academy, a private school for girls. Now she has to leave everything she loved behind-her family, friends and the sweetest boy in the world, Josh.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
Summer Sex by Salaphina reviews
Harry is living in Knockturn Alley to avoid being caught by the Order after running away from his relatives. But he is caught, by Draco Malfoy, in multiple ways. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gallagher Girls & Blackthorne Boys by 20love2read reviews
okay so this is the same story but i had to upload it again because i accidentally deleted it... Zach shows up at Gallagher Academy unexpectedly and surprises Cammie. C&Z, B&G, L&J, M and ?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Wanted To by xoSallypiaxo reviews
Zach and Cammie have graduated,and they haven't seen each other since sophomore year.They meet again at the CIA,and go on a mission together. Old feelings come back,and the mission is way more complicated than anyone expected.ZAMMIE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
IM: The Spy Way by Elesary reviews
Online Chat Room, Gone Gallagher and Blackthorn.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2010
It's A Question of Lust by Esmi76 reviews
Edward is a Technology Science teacher at a small high school in Texas. Bella Swan is a new student who is hot for teacher. Can they hold out until graduation? Originally written for Ninapolitan's "I'm a tease" Twilight story Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,245 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Semester Of Secrets by XxSkyler CrossxX reviews
All of the Blackthorne Boys and Gallagher Girls are getting back together for a heck of a semester, things are going good until the coc cause problems in paradise. Cannon Pairings but MaceyXOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Ain't Nothin' but Sex by LoveHGSS reviews
Jasper is Bella's sex-dummy… and he does not mind in the least. Shameless Jasper/Bella smut and proud of it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wonderland You Say? by perfect deceiver reviews
Bella stumbled upon a dark mansion. Being lost and cold from the rain, she seeks shelter within only to find another world filled with amazing creatures and people. Is this real? And why the hell is that hatter keep winking at her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Down Under by AirJordan10 reviews
The Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys go to Australia! Takes place after the 3rd book.Zammie, Brant, Jiz and Drew/Macey! Trust me the story is wayy better than the summary! :P
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Prude Turned Porn Star by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella Swan is a 22 college prude. One night, a stranger asks her for help. And that green-eyed stranger asks Bella to be his porn partner. "You mind posing nude with me?" Hilarity ensues! Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Italy by GoodtimeGirl16 reviews
BEck and Jade break up. The gang goes to Italy. What will happen? I dont own victorious.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
collection of my Harry Potter favorites by Edward222 reviews
this is a collection of my favorite harry potter fanfics, and NONE ARE MINE! these are all written by other authors and i give them complete credit! hope you enjoy these ; please give suggestions if you have any! **last update: 7/26/10**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 163,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Gallagher girls 5 by dancergirl247 reviews
this is set after only the good spy young. Zach and Cammie, along with their friends, have many adventures. With the COC after Cammie, her friends and family will go to great heights to keeo her safe.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2010
Draco's Dirty Dream by JuustSmile reviews
Draco is tired and worn out...but does that explain why he has a sex dream about Harry? DracoxHarriet Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. WARNING: GENDER CHANGE. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dream Sweet Dreams by animeperfect reviews
my first Drarry fanfic. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Innocence Bound by rmhale reviews
Jasper's desire for his geeky lab partner comes to a head and he gets the shock of his life when he attempts to blow off steam. J/E smutty fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
IM the Spy Way by emmettluvrXD reviews
This is about a spy IM site over summer break. But what happens when things get bad in real life? MAJOR ZAMMIE! i dont own any of the stuff in it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Forgotten Phones and Chess Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I sighed. It was a Friday, and I was obviously not having any luck with the whole masturbating thing. The thing was, I did it way too often… I used that stupid vibrator way too much." Will Edward Cullen, King of all Nerds come to her rescue? hell yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Friends Like That by Xana Belle reviews
Draco is a changed man, enjoying a second chance. Pansy and Blaise know that Draco is gay and they love to tease him. Obligatory potions disaster, bit cliche and OOC, some unintended revenge and a bonus. It's fluffy, Drarry, '8th year', M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Day, Another Night by Silvrr reviews
Sequel to Another Year, Another Mission! Cammie and her friends along with the Blackthorne Boys are heading on a mission, and it's just the eight of them. Alone...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Cullen by Sirius.Is.Not.Dead1989 reviews
Bella is a student. Edward a cruel teacher. Of course they get kinky. SMUT eventually, you have been warned. Allhuman. E/B. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Broken Hand Works, But Not a Broken Heart by xoSallypiaxo reviews
Zach and Cammie are spending the summer together and Zammie is stronger than ever.But when enemies of the Goode familyare out for Zach, it puts a strain on their relationship, and Cammie ends up with a borken heart.Will their love survive?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Life is SO Complicated! by Katie741 reviews
Blackthorne Boys are back! But this time with a new boy. The new boy has his eyes on Cammie. What will happen because of this? Will Cammie and Zach be together? Takes place after CMH. Rated Teen just in case.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010
How Friday Changed my Life by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has wanted Edward Cullen for years, and now that she can get her hands on him on Friday, she's all too excited. What happens when she finds out he's gay? He switches teams in the most delicious way.- Big fat lemon, crazy plot one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Temp by jbeezysoeasy reviews
A little after hours fun at Cullen Pharmaceuticals... *Lemons!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's My Life, It's Now or Never by OnlyTheGoodeSpyYoung reviews
Gallagher and Blackthorne go on an undercover mission at Roseville High School. Cammie makes a new friend, But there's something odd about him. Could he be working for the COC undercover? R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zach is Back by lindsayxkate reviews
What will happen when the Blackthorne Boys plus Josh come back to GA? Who will get Cammie? What'll happen when they go on a mission...to Paris? Set in Junior year! Rated T for saftey. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Vicious Little Tease In This Relationship by Lokifan reviews
Harry’s learnt a new spell, and he’s driving Draco mad. A set of drabbles written for the "teasing" prompt at Kink Bingo. Warnings: teasing, orgasm delay, bondage, mild D/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Last Summer by Summer McCarty-Cullen reviews
Bella and her sister Alice have been vacationing at Amore island with the Hales and the Cullens every summer since they were born. During the final summer before the gang goes to collage, they try to work out relationhips that are 18 years in the making.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Lokifan reviews
Harry's feeling nostalgic, and makes a Hogwarts breakfast. Eventually Draco is persuaded to play that they're schoolboys too. This was written for the prompts 'windchime', 'snowglobe' and 'porridge oats', with a 1.5k wordlimit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Opened Up My Eyes by HeyJewel reviews
Chad and Sonny are the best of friends. Now, he is beginning to see her in a different light. Can he handle maintaining a friendship with the girl he's falling for? Lemons. RECENTLY UPDATED! NEW EPILOGUE!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Who I Really Am by Don'tstopDANCING reviews
The Blackthorne boys join schools with the Gallagher Academy. Three new students arrive, and Cammie's world unravels, what secrets are she hiding? After GG3. Zammie. Disclamer: I do not own Gallagher girls.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex Education At Hogwarts by TwinsOfMischief reviews
To finally get to his nemises, Lord Voldermort comes up with a plan. To return to Hogwarts at his Seventeen your old body and to become the Sex Education Teacher. There he has to teach the sixt and seventh years sex ed and to get closer to Harry Potter, w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Three's Company by tiffaninichole reviews
Won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Picture This by ThatPanicGirlE reviews
CONTEST ENTRY FOR PUBLIC LOVIN O/S CONTEST: Bella's love for roller coasters lands her into an awkward position in none other than a photo booth. EmXB Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Our Little Secret by EmiY-chan reviews
Draco and Harry have a little secret that they are hiding from the rest of the world, but something is about to happen that threatens that and now their secret just isn't as secret as they thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11411 - Favs: 11,122 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rediscovery by Secret Koko reviews
After the death of Uncle Vernon, Harry goes to Muggle London to pay his last respects. On his way there Harry thought he saw the oddest thing, postwar recluse Draco Malfoy singing and gyrating sensually in skin tight leather pants on muggle TV. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Year, Another Mission by Silvrr reviews
It's junior year for Cammie and her 3 best friends. What happens when the boys from Blackthorne come back again? They go to Roseville because their school isn't safe anymore. Will Josh be jealous or not?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal by Secret Koko reviews
Headboy Harry is sure that Malfoy is up to something. He eventually catches the blonde red-handed. He expected a curse, a hex, even a punch or two but what he got instead were the words- “I’ll do anything you want, Potter. Just don't report me." SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whipped Cream by Ray by Another Name reviews
Bobby Bishop employs Hale to keep his daughter away from a heist, and Hale gets rather creative with his job... Hale/Kat, Kat's POV, and M for reason!
Heist Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Katarina B./Kat, W.W. Hale - Complete
Fear of Crying by Jazzii23 reviews
The Blackthorne Boys are coming to Gallagher for another semester. The girls could have a rematch with the guys of what happened in Washington except at a real mall. Click the title for the full summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superman Pants by Ray by Another Name reviews
Based on the book Heist Society by Ally Carter. When Kat returns from Paris and breaks into Hale's room, what could have happened between them? Here's what I thought could have. M for lemon, language, etcetera... R&R please!
Heist Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2010 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fantasy by xB2UTY reviews
Hermione returns to their seventh year at Hogwarts with a new fascination of yaoi manga. Soon though, she begins to have fantasies about Harry and, unfortunately, Malfoy. Slash DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Daddy's Little Girl by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,588 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aftereffect by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Edward had been together since the first day of school. Jasper also had his sights set on Bella since he first laid eyes on her in 7th grade. Constant flirtation has brought Jasper to a climax. Is Bella going to feel the Aftereffect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Dressing Room by rmhale reviews
Edward's trip to the mall turns out to be a lot better than he ever bargained for. E/J slash. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Jasper by Jazz1843XD reviews
Jasper is losing hope in his existance, his lack of control is greating at his nerves. Almost all of his hope is gone, but will a six year old girl named Bella change that? Pairings: ExA EmXR EsXC Eventual JXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella
The Best Friend by the inc pot reviews
She breaks the seventh commandment with his best friend. R&R. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Closet by Ray by Another Name reviews
The prequel to "The Bet" is here! This is "The Closet" and is a Scorpius/Rose fic. Rated M for language, suggestions, and actions that the characters perform. Rose and Scorpius have to patrol the castle together, and not everything goes as planned. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Me, Harry, and the handle of my broomstick by theglitterglam reviews
Draco's secret crush on Harry has always made playing quidditch uncomfortable... lots of cute, smutty goodness including strawberries, quidditch fantasies, all resulting in one very hot and bothered Draco. WARNING: slash DM/HP, lemon, pretty graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broom Cupboard Kisses by Sitting Pretty Still reviews
Rose and Scorpius, dating. Rose, in class. Scorpius, in a... broom cupboard? Rated M for almost sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Snowflakes and Cashmere by Veritas03 reviews
Summary: Harry and Draco return for 8th year at Hogwarts, but spend most of their time studying each other. Will one of them work up the courage to approach the other instead of just playing the watching game? The answer is yes. Beware - Sexual Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Showers by Edward222 reviews
Harry takes a hot shower in the locker room after winning the Quidditch match. He's completely relaxed when he senses someone watching him...a very peculiar someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heat by the Hot Tub by Edward222 reviews
Funny things happen when Harry hates Draco for ruining his carpet with water from a hot tub.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ankles by Edward222 reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck for god knows what reason...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Eggnogs and Mistletoes by Secret Koko reviews
H/D Slash. Crack-ish, SLASH. Harry thinks Draco has had enough festive eggnogs at the Ministry Christmas party, naturally Draco thinks otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stutter Now by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
Stuttering band-geek Edward Masen has always liked Bella Swan--this year, it will take a final showing of musical talent, the help of a few popular kids, and a bit of courage on Edward's part for him to finally get the girl. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Secure Entrance by elusivetwilight reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing You by Ray by Another Name reviews
Victoire is back for Winter Break, and Teddy is under pressure from not seeing her. Rated M for a reason! Next Generation Fic. Teddy/Victoire. Teddy's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Mind Readers Potion by Ray by Another Name reviews
Mauraders generation, James/Lily, and it all started with a potion's book in the wrong hands... Rated M for language and obvious suggestion of lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parseltongue and Potions by MissGuidedLove reviews
Harry hurts himself during potions, bursting out with something unexpected. This acts as a lovely catalyst for some lemony goodness between H/D. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pandemonium in a Bottle by LunaParvulus reviews
Lack of communication led to one grand adventure for Harry, Draco, and last but not least, Snape. A potion incident and Snape found himself hands full with a six month old and a seven month old baby. A pure and simple de-aging story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Window of Opportunity by unknown.path reviews
Bella broke up with superstar Edward Cullen four years ago so that he could be the next big thing, so how did she wake up with his arm draped across her and in his bed...naked? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night in Vegas:The Beginning by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
What was left out in One Night in Vegas. The meeting and the wedding. Hope this answer all your questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
All In A Dream by gothickkitten reviews
Harry has a hot and sexy dream about Draco and decides to make it come true WARNIG: SLASH boy/boy relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Some Things Just Come Easy by Evalunna reviews
Bella and Jasper have known each other since they can remember. What happens when their playful banter and sexy teasing starts turning into something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Lifeguard by Jmaxlemon reviews
Edward, Bella, and Emmett have a steamy summer evening. LEMONS ALERTxxx AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Childhood Sweethearts by Ally Mikayla reviews
What If? What if Zach and Cammie met when they were younger? What if they were childhood sweethearts? What if both of their sets of parent's were still alive...What If?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
My Brothers Wife CONTEST STORY! by Rosalina Marcel reviews
Story for a Contest by Catriona Faolan, RATED "M" FOR MINOR LEMON! ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hello Teddy by Ray by Another Name reviews
Teddy distracts Victoire from her chores. Victoire/Teddy. Victoire's POV, Rated M for lime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Just Friends by RustySpoons92 reviews
Bella and Jasper are best friends.Bella loves Jasper.Jasper loves Bella. Neither will tell their true feelings.Will they open their hearts and take their relationships further? OOC, Jasper/Bella lemony smut/rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Greenland Ranch by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
Draco Malfoy is hiding something and his son, Scorpius, is determined to find out what it is. Or who it is, rather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Not Just a Normal Girl Anymore by Future Mrs. Scorpious Malfoy reviews
Sequel to Just a Normal Girl. What happens when Cammie and her friends go to the real Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women? And finds out more about her parents pasts? Read and review to find out! A little OOC
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Bookshop by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
There and Back again by turkeysub806 reviews
It is now Junior year and the girls have just gotten back to school, they know it is going to be an interesting year but they never expected what was about to come. Boys, Girls, missions and pranks. Cammie/Zach
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,414 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Draco's first gay experience by Coreyyy reviews
Draco has his first gay experience with the golden boy, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Coming Out by hoshi'lite reviews
Draco's coming out and freaking out. What does it take to calm his nerves? Harry of course! Male/Male relationship dont like it dont read it - its that simple - Belated birthday Present for cheryldyson
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love You More by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Oneshot – Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have never been friends. What happens when they land in detention together, with overseers Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger? EWE. M for SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Punishment by loonymoonyy reviews
Draco needs to punish Harry, warning slash don't like don't read. enjoy : one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fun with Malfoy in the restricted section by Coreyyy reviews
Draco finds Harry wandering around in the restricted section, Draco takes this time to use his advantages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lion and the Snake by Dean-and-Sam's-Dreamgirl reviews
Harry and Draco "confess" their love for one another in a very naughty way. rated M because it gets kinda kinky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Spy Wedding by DreamsInColor8 reviews
The Gallagher girls have graduated and now one of them is getting married. It's two months until the wedding and they have to go on a mission. Will the mission get in the way? Or will old flames? Reading my other GG fics before this one is recommended.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spin the Bottle, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of Edward and Bella’s first kiss during a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ at Eric Yorkie’s eleventh birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The naked duel by Coreyyy reviews
I need at least a few reviews on this thanks, otherwise I'm gonna think you people are harder to please then i thought. There's a few mistakes in there, but i didnt have time to fix them, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Before You by courthale reviews
ON HOLD! The prequel to Fast and Hard. Ever wonder how Miss Bella and her boss Mr. Cullen got to where they were that day in his office? Well, this is the story. Emmett is Bella's boss. Let's see how they deal with a mutual attraction. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
When the family's away, Jasper and Bella will play by The Lady J reviews
Alice left Jasper, Bella is unhappy with Edward. When the family goes on a hunt leaving Jasper to watch Bella, what kind of trouble will they find themselves in and who will fall. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Bet by Ray by Another Name reviews
Scorpius and Rose made a bet: Whoever seduces the other first wins. The reward being rather...naughty. Rated M. Scorpius/Rose. Rose's POV. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Get Back Home by LaViePastiche reviews
After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strip Search by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Gallagher Girl 4: Last Year by DreamsInColor8 reviews
Sequeal to GG3&Summer of Spies. It's another year at Gallagher, their last. Blackthorne boys are still there learning with the girls. But there is one boy missing. Cammie wants to find him. And her and her friends will break as many rules to find him.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Another Day at the Gym by SoNotNaive reviews
Edward and Bella in a hot tub! in public! need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Reason to Go to the Library by Ray by Another Name reviews
Scorpius Malfoy explains why exactly he spends so much time in the library. Rose/Scorpius. Lemon. Scorpius' POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Distractions by Ray by Another Name reviews
Rose missed dinner last night with the family, and her distraction has ideas for breakfast too. Rose/Scorpius. Rated M for sexual behavior. Rose's POV. Previously called Missing Dinner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Muggles Studies Assignment by Ray by Another Name reviews
Next Generation of Harry Potter. Scorpius and Rose. Majority of it is in Rose's POV, some is in third person though. Sexual Content Warning, don't read if not prepared. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Collapsable Bed by Ray by Another Name reviews
Well, just a one shot based loosely on the scene between Zach and Cammie in the 19th Chapter of 'Don't Judge a girl by Her Cover.' Cammie's POV and rated M for a reason!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Boss by MissCullen90 reviews
Bella has been secretly in love with her boss for a year. Will one night change everything? One-shot, M for language and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sprinkles on Top by NariNari reviews
Harry knows just how he likes his Malfoys'-with sprinkles on top. Draco birthday fic, DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alexithymia by TheSantiSuicide reviews
Based on the movie “The Quiet”, Bella gets a new foster brother who doesn’t seem to talk…and has mysterious markings all over his otherwise flawless body. An attraction sparks as she attempts to figure out who exactly Jasper Hale is. And what he's hiding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Road To Wonder by His Spectacles reviews
The roads they take in life may differ and diverge, but at the end they will always find a common destination: each other. A collection of drabbles about Harry and Draco. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Clandestine Relations by Ray by Another Name reviews
The finally of my 'Midnight Encounter' trilogy is finally finished. Set in Zach's POV and contains sexual content as well as swearing. R&R please.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
A Rivals Comfort by Loyal-Phoenix reviews
After Harry blotches a De-Ageing potion he is turned into an infant and a certain blonde Slytherin must play the role of his baby-sitter. How will Draco handle a mini Harry Potter? And will Severus help out with the adorable Harry? Cuteness ensures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Road Trip by Eryn Galen reviews
AU,Slash,het,OOCness.Sirius is getting married in Italy so Harry,Hermione,Ron,Blaise,Pansy and Draco decide to drive over there.it will take a week, and a lot can happen in a week.BETTER SUMMERY INSIDE HPDM, RWPP, BZHG. Chapter 13, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,033 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss by the poolside by radicalchickster reviews
Sonny has just come home to Chad Dylan Cooper's house to spend the weekend with him.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Rough Return by His Spectacles reviews
Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Undone by His Spectacles reviews
All Draco wanted was proof of Harry's affection. Somehow things escalated out of his expectation. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Hogwarts Just Had To Move by jpottermalfoy reviews
Harry is crushing on Draco, and Draco is crushing on Harry. Harry makes a desperate wish, and Hogwarts pays for it. Small swimwear and sexual innuendo ensues. Craziness occurs from the least-likely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19474 - Favs: 12,268 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
High School Really Sucks For A Spy by goodeytwoshoes reviews
Zach comes back, but he's not the only one back in Cammie's life. When she is told that the Gallagher Girls and the Blackthorne Boys will be attending Roseville High for the semester, one name pops back into her mind- Josh. High school, ugh.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,677 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Hot For Teacher by luckybear101 reviews
one-shot: Bella finds out that her feelings for her new teacher are not one sided.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
wet dreams by vampirebitme08 reviews
takes place after nm, bella is no longer in love with edward. she has wet dreams about someone else. what happens when her daydreams become reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Boarding School by Shoshonee.Shakeup reviews
Emmett and Bella. Lemons promised in every chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Bella
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
To Dream by ExploitingReality reviews
Jasper’s stuck watching over Bella while Edward is away. He discovers there is more to the human girl than he’d anticipated. Jasper x Bella one shot. Rated: M for adult themes and situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Closet by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco get locked in a closet together? :D Warnings: Detailed humping :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Many Phases of Love by His Spectacles reviews
Love is never easy and it's no different for Harry and Draco who have to overcome friends, rivalry, House traditions, a Dark Lord, war, betrayal, secrets, their families and ultimately each other. SEMI-PERMANENT HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
What's A Hero To Do? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lightning by Shallie-wa reviews
.One-Shot. Zach notices Cammie's childhood fear and just like a knight in shining armor, he comes to her rescue. Nominated for Gallagher Awards Best Lemon/Lime!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gimme by His Spectacles reviews
Draco’s sworn off chocolate as part of his New Year’s Resolutions. But unfortunately for the blond, Harry hasn’t. HPDM SLASH, NC17, and LONG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Phone Call by Emo-Pirate reviews
Draco's horny and Harry's on call for the minister... Hmmm I wonder! warning! BJ and slash! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You sink into me by TheSilverWolfisBack reviews
Alice takes Jasper's pain away. *Lemon*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Game by Kelsey Goode reviews
Zach is back, and Cammie and him are playing a game. Who will win? Can Cammie send Zach over the edge?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One Time Offer by OnceWereGreen reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated with Edward, so when Bella receives a one time offer when Edward is hunting she takes it. One-shot! Lemony fun! Check it out please, I think you'll enjoy. BxEm, Bella human, Em vampire OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Stolen And Glorious by His Spectacles reviews
For two lives full of turmoil and hate deserve a moment of nothing but pure joy. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Infatuation by comeasyouare7292 reviews
Harry is infatuated with Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Burlesque X by AprilAnne reviews
Edward is entranced by a mysterious, sexy, burlesque dancer who knows just how to tease him to push him over the edge....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gumption by Roozette reviews
In which there are biscuits, poisonous snakes, nefarious ploys, and, oh yes, Harry is slightly mental and the heir of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tosses Out On Their Asses by ManhattanWitch reviews
itsy-bitsy crack fic-first of it's kind from me. Title says it all. Warnings-cursing, slight slash, Drarry, HPDM, not mine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Talking Edward by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is bored and tries to talk Edward into dirty talking with her through notes in Biology----This Does! first FanFic please don't clober me. Lemons, be warned!one-shot....maybe, not sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dreamer, I am Dreaming by His Spectacles reviews
Harry/Draco. Despite what happened the last time, Draco goes to another celebration party and gets more than he bargained for. SEQUEL TO STRIP, DANCE, STRIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Dressed in Drag by Raindust34 reviews
Draco Malfoy is forced by pansy to dress and look like a girl for one day. No one can recognize him... not even Harry Potter. Who starts to fall in love. DM/HP. others: DM/BZ HP/GW. M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Like a Shag on a Rock by jamie2109 reviews
Despite traveling all the way across the world, sometimes you just cannot escape your past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by kelseymetro reviews
A muffled sound suddenly echoed from a door to Harry’s left. He nearly jumped out of his skin before approaching the door warily. The noise sounded again and it oddly seemed like...moaning' HarryDraco Slash. Finished! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprise Visit by Ray by Another Name reviews
Cammie's mother makes a surprise visit to Cammie's apartment, and she finds more then she bargains for. Lemon/Lime Warning! Rewritten in Cammie's POV.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
A Sinful Conversation by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fool or The Many Good Deeds of Draco Malfoy by AvocadoLove reviews
You haven’t done one brave or noble thing in your life, Malfoy. Then you come into my house and ask me why I won’t do the right thing for you? What have you ever done for anyone? Slash Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Awkward Encounter by Sherrri reviews
Harry runs into a very naked Draco Malfoy in a dungeon corridor and feels compelled to help him out. HxD Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sex Change of Hogwarts by Caspre reviews
Thanks to Malfoy, Harry's been cursed into a girl! His revenge..seducing him--but there are other things to consider..like Malfoy's sex-appeal that he just cannot ignore..and of course the guys' reaction in his dorm when he wants to get changed! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Claiming by wanderlustlights reviews
Draco and Harry tell the story of how they got together. All because of Seamus' matchmaker antics. DMHP Slash. Oneshot, complete. Review! Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chicken by WiseHeart reviews
One word. One conversation. And things change. Last piece of the Chicken Noodle Soup series...enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Noodles by WiseHeart reviews
It's dark. They're drunk. And tangled on a bed like noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Curfew by ManhattanWitch reviews
what happens when your in a delicate position after curfew? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Firewhiskey by ManhattanWitch reviews
alcohol and parties and slytherins and gryffindors equals fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Improper Imperius by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Lemon Oneshot DMHP Draco takes his writing farther than he ever has before, and Harry gets him back for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Great Hall by BloodyWolf10 reviews
Draco and Harry have a sexual encounter in the Great Hall ... Third in the Conquest series, written by BloodyMarry and Yellowwolf
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Claiming of a One Harry Potter by wanderlustlights reviews
Harry gets a hickey on his neck, and Ron isn't as imperceptive as he seems. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He's such a DICK! by Slytherins Kick ASS reviews
But damn, is he fine... Nice, smutty crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Animagus Problems by Arawna reviews
Harry's out after curfew when he's caught in a compromising position. No, not that kind of compromising position, you perv...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Tackon Potion Incident by ManhattanWitch reviews
That evil Snape is making his students test their potions again! What will happen? Slash, MM, HPDM. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only In Dreams by Cleo Burton reviews
Draco's dream soon becomes reality due to an innocent blush and a severe case of Sexual Tension
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Stubborn Mind, or, Maybe Ron Was Right by Slytherins Kick ASS reviews
Malfoy's a git. That's all there is to it. He can trick and tease and charm his way into the hearts of millions, but Harry knows the truth. Malfoy's a git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tube Sock by Miss Nikki reviews
After countless warning Harry has finally had it. He packs all his things and leaves his blond haired lover behind. Well almost everything. How will Draco ever cope with Harry? Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nargles by smarter reviews
Draco keeps having dreams about Luna. It must be the nargles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
A Sticky Situation by Miss Nikki reviews
Draco invites Harry over for dinner, which he 'intends' to do the muggle way. Licking and teasing the lips with his teeth he spoke between nips, “Chocolate.” Desert proves to becaome a very sticky affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 526 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
SuperVixen by Acid Burn Blush reviews
AU Potions Project! Pansy and Ron team up and and try to bring their very proud friends, HPDM, and very shy nerdy friends, HGBZ, together.See what this SexObsessedSlytherin and GoldenGryffindor can do.Avoids HBP,7th year.slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.