zammieloverforever
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Joined 07-20-11, id: 3087401, Profile Updated: 12-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls.

hello people of fanfiction here are some facts about me

age:classified

location:very classified

books:anything that keeps me sitting on the edge of my seat

movies:anything accustional scary movies but not alot

i love to make people laugh and hate it when people act like my friend but go behind my back and talk about me to other people. but most of the people on fan fic our just like me only around the world and i wish to be friends and talk to them i love gallagher girls and accastional zammie fluffiness i think i spelled that right yep T-H-A-T i spelled it right ;)im in love with the idea of being in love romance is my thing but i cant seem to find mr.right *sigh*.anyways people tell me im sneaky cause you think i dont hear you but trust me im listening.

i love adventures and being random and can go a month with reading nothing but fanfiction books wise i love bringing peoples spirits up and im a bright person. one day i wish i could have a sound track to my life most songs tend to descibe what im going threw anyways thats me you can take me as i am or not at all make your choice byee:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

p.s. pm me if you think we could chat one day

always be yourself or else one day you might forget how you really are

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

To a guy it's

HOES BEFORE BROS

But to a girl it's

CHICK'S BEFORE DICKS

REPOST THIS IF YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE!!!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, Max88301, WannaBeWinged, Zachlover16, gallaghergirlheart,GallagerGirl459, neversaynevergirl, zammieloverforever

Soooo...

lost pen= no pen

no pen= no notes

no notes= no study

no study= fail

fail= no diploma

no diploma= no work

no work= no money

no m no food

no food= you get skinny

you get skinny= you get ugly

you get ugly= no love

no love= no marriage

no marriage= no children

no children= alone

al depression

depression= sickness

sickness= death

lesson: don't lose your pen

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

hate on me by glee cast

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

the show goes on by lupe fiasco

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIrl?

shake by jesse McCartney

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

crazy beautiful life by ke$ha

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

could it be you by hwood

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

shortie like mine by bow wow

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

mr.saxobeat by alexandra stan

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

niggas in paris by jay-z

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

mambo no.5 by lou beaug

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

spending all my time by araon fresh

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

you make me feel by cobra starship

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

grow a pear by ke$ha

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

dont stop belevin by glee cast

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

hello by martin solveig

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

goodbye by kristian debarge

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

moves like jagger by maroon 5

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

lil secrets by lil twist ft bow wow

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

keep your head up by andy grammer

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

cannibal by ke$ha

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

leavin by jesse mvCartney

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

lotus flower bomb by wale ft miguel

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

shake it metro station

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

domino by jessie j

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Marry you by bruno mars

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

the one that got away by katy perry

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

roses turn by glee cast

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

fuck you by lily allen

Favorite animal: penguins and puppys

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? lotus flower bomb by wale

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west:north

What is the weather? sunny and windy

What is the last thing you watched on TV? step up 2

Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:30 pm
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:17 pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday.when i was going to cheerLeading tryouts

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? the tv

What are you wearing? Wouldn't you like to know

What is the last film you saw? Step up 2

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

- Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

- What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired i put down the mirrior

- I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!

- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

- Me and my girls are so cool, we get hit by park cars.

- When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

- Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

- However long the night, the dawn will break.

- Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.

- At some point I'll finally tell you that i miss you.

- When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!

- I roll with the best and nothing less

- A friend is one who knows you but loves us anyways.

- Without my besties I'd be lost...no seriously I would be.

- I may look safe, but once i get you alone i WILL eat you.

- Don't knock on deaths door...ring the door bell and run, he hates you!

- I'm smiling cause they havn't found the bodies yet.

- They laugh at me because I'm diffrent, i laugh at them because they're all the same.

- Cheers...to another awkward moment

- I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous..


Random Sayings

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it.

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"

99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.

Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.

Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive

5 facts
1. There are more boys than girls in the world

2. People will always be human... won't they?

3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up

4. You just tried number 3

5. You are laughing at number 4

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but it seems that you have come unarmed

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a true friend is standing next to you

a scientist will always look for the truth. a madman can make up his own truth

whoever said that "words will never hurt me" never was under a bookshelf

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Things you think people would know.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? on the moon?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Duct tape is like the force, there’s a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Whoever said nothing’s impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in Mother-In-law it spells “Woman Hitler?”

When life hands you lemons, throw them right back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

When someone rains on my parade, I bust out the slip-n-slide

Dinosaurs extinction wasn’t an accident, Barney came along and the all committed suicide

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork

. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

When life gives you lemons...

a. make lemonade.

b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.

c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.

d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.

e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.

f. make root beer.

"No artist is ahead of his time. He is time; the others are just behind the times." -Martha Graham

"It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer." -Shanna La Fleur

"While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance." -Hans Bos

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

"Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good." -Edward Demby

"Either you do the pirouette or you shoot yourself. One or the other, but something must happen." -Monet Robier

Never frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

"I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me." -George C. Wolfe

What is this thing you call "normal'? Is it contagious? OMG! Stay away from me! I might catch your "normal"!

Dancing appears glamorous, easy, delightful. But the path to paradise of the achievement is not easier than any other. There is fatigue so great that the body cries, even in its sleep. There are times of complete frustration, there are daily small deaths. -Martha Graham

People tend to look at dancers like we are these little jewels, little cardboard cut-outs, and yet we have blood and guts and go through Hell. -Susan Jaffe

Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policemen, always alert, always tense, but see, policemen don't have to be beautiful at the same time. -George Balanchine

To dance is to be alive.

I tried being normal for a while, but it got boring, so I went back to being me.

Your guy side

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
() Shopping is torture
() Sad movies suck.
(x) You own and/or have owned an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.
() At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x) You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
() You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(X) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(X) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. (Blue)
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun.
() Talk with food in your mouth.
() Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
(x) You love skirts.
() Cats are better than dogs.
(x) You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Purple)

() You hate wearing the color black.
(x) You like hanging out at the shopping center.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry.
(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.
(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body perfume.
(x) You love the movies. (who doesn't)
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x) Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 21

Wow I kind of saw that coming since my friends say I can be really girly.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


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Betray Me Once by WritingForOne reviews
When Bella discovers that Edward planned to break up with her the whole time they were dating, she is livid. Can Edward confront his role in Bella's pain? Will Bella take him back, or are Edward's lies a betrayal too far? Inspired by many Midnight Sun readers' shock at Edward's premeditated plans to leave. (Dec '23: back, updating weekly)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/29/2022 - Bella, Edward
Evading a Mate by CallaRose4ever reviews
At the final battle, something happens that could end up affecting the rest of Hermione's life. So when Fenrir Greyback escapes from Azkaban Hermione and Harry decide it is time to disappear for a while. They had no idea what they were walking into when Teddy picked Forks. pairings undecided at this time but will be multi pairings. WIP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/23/2023 - Published: 5/2/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Jacob
A New Beginning by Dxgirl17 reviews
Harry Potter came into some truths after the Battle of Hogwarts. He finds out his friends betrayed him and only wanted him for fame and money. He also finds out his true parentage. His real name is Orion James Potter-Black. With the help of Edward Cullen and his newly discovered father, can Harry find his happiness once and for all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,367 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 8/3/2023 - Published: 7/26/2020 - [Harry P., Edward] Sirius B. - Complete
Vampires suck by Miss.Mystic.Falls reviews
What would happen if Caroline knew about vampires way before the Salvatore brothers come to Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,701 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/11/2023 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Caroline F., Damon S., Klaus, Stefan S.
Moonlight Shadow by TheaHaleBlack reviews
When Death told Aria Potter that she was its Master, she didn't know that unwanted title included immortality and memories from her previous life. She'd no way of knowing she would be forced to leave her friends and England behind. Or that, one day, in Mystic Falls, she would meet again with her true love, the Original Hybrid, and their family, the Original Family. Klaus/FemHP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 156,431 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 3,612 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Harry P., Klaus
Due anime torturate, una coppia perfetta by Guddu tales reviews
TWO TORTURED SOULS, A PERFECT COUPLE. This is the story of bella swan, also known as the vampire girl and christian grey, the millionaire and CEO of grey enterprising. One is a heartbroken, tortured soul with knowledge of vampires and other, is the dark, mysterious dominant with his own demons and darkness. What would happen when the two worlds collide.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/4/2023 - Published: 1/18/2021
Swan Sister by Anonymous Wandmaker reviews
Let's take a look at Gabriella Charlize Swan's life, keeping up with friendships, falling in love with ballet, becoming an imprint, keeping from the creepy Cullen guy and sibling rivalry. This Swan is all about friends and family! **Shifter Centric!** **Some Edward bashing but easily ignored** -Paul in New moon chapters-#SlowBuildFic#
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 231,416 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/1/2023 - Published: 1/20/2022 - [OC, Paul] Jacob, Bella
Who Am I? by bleachxPJ reviews
Alegria Lopez gets transmigrated into some girl's body at the exact moment when Laurent was about to attack Bella in the meadow. Would the original owner of the body ever come back, or would Alegria be stuck in this person's body permanently? What happens when the situation gets more complicated with being imprinted on by Alpha Sam? No Emily. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 71 - Words: 182,728 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 6/20/2021 - [OC, Sam]
Quelling Doubts by LeBelle reviews
Kurt grew up with the Dalton boys, he's one of them. Then it comes time to meet his dad's new family. Established Kurtbastian. (Because I couldn't help myself.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/17/2022 - Published: 8/6/2022 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] Dalton Academy Warblers
The Heretic (II) by Anonymous Wandmaker reviews
Heretic is out of prison, building her way up in the world, while straying the line between hero and villain. In the Wizarding World, the Potters soon realize their daughter has been missing and with the threat of Voldemort, they worry that she just might not be safe out in the muggle world. But as they trace Leilani's footsteps, they begin to wonder... just what has she become?
Crossover - Harry Potter & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/20/2022 - Published: 11/16/2021 - OC, Harry P.
The Rise of a New Sun by Cassie-011 reviews
With war now over, Hermione had to get away, needing a small break to recharge her battery from the Wizarding World… So, when the offer from her Uncle Charlie came – moving to the small mundane town of Forks, she jumped at it! Obviously, the witch wasn't expecting muggle Forks to be harboring a coven of vegetarian vampires and shapeshifting wolves…? Hermione/Edward REWRITE 1/23/22
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/25/2022 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D., Charlie S., Edward
Jasper’s Sunshine by Padfootette reviews
Imogen Sierra Swan has always loved her Dad and had quickly become the sunshine in his life. But when the cullens first arrive sge quickly became Jasper’s sunshine too. But a dark cloud soon hovers over them eith the arrival of Imogen’s older twin sister Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/9/2022 - Published: 10/7/2021 - [Jasper, OC] - Complete
Jasper’s Hope by Padfootette reviews
Set in fifth year. Sirius’s surprising friends come to help the Order but mainly Dahlia Emma Potter with the was as it turns out she is the mate of the God of War himself; Jasper Hale. Umbridge and ohjers wishing Dahlia harm had best watch tneir steps as the powerful witch is under Major’s protection. They step out of line and they find themselves without a head or in pieces.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/9/2022 - Published: 10/7/2021 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
Lie To Me by Readergirl37 reviews
Soulmate au where you can't lie to your soulmate. Elena just graduated college and is back in Mystic Falls for the summer and knows nothing about the supernatural. Elejah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/1/2022 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Elena G., Elijah]
True Love by toranoshi13691 reviews
AU Hermione is unhappy with how her life turned out. After the loss of her true love, Harry. She decides to try to change her past. She visits her past self, to try to make a difference. Her only hope is to convince her past self to make changes. She is desperate. Only she can save Harry. H/Hr Bashing of Dumbledore and Weasleys. Rated M to be safe. Officially on Hiatus, RL issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,837 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 8/1/2022 - Published: 1/5/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Neville L.
Once More with Feeling by NamelessGrunt reviews
There was something strange about Harry when she saw him in Diagon Alley that day, at the cusp of their third year. He was different, knew things he shouldn't, and secrets swam in those emerald eyes. She felt her shoulders quake when he looked at her, really looked at her, and took her smaller hands in his calloused own. [Harmony, HHr, TT, Fluff, Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,129 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 376 - Published: 7/21/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix Wand by Lowten reviews
My take on a 'Harry goes back to fix things' fic. When Harry accidentally breaks his wand he is engulfed in Phoenix flames and finds himself back in Ollivander's when he first bounded with his wand. armed with the knowledge of the future how can harry change things for a better tomorrow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,670 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 7/20/2022 - Published: 7/7/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Vacation by WhitestRose1 reviews
In between her sixth and seventh years, Rose Potter is forced to go on a trip with the Dursleys. But the Potter luck strikes again, and Rose doesn't know how she is going to get out of this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/2/2022 - Published: 3/21/2021 - [Harry P., Demetri]
Stop Making Me Fall So Hard by BrendaBanner reviews
Dahlia Potter left the war in pieces...literally. No longer wanting to wallow in her grief she moves to Forks, Washington for a fresh start. Along the way she makes friends with not only her human classmates, but the mysterious and vampiric Cullen family. She must now navigate not only these new teenage experiences but stop the Wizarding World from taking her back. Fem!Harry/Edward
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,490 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 6/3/2022 - Published: 8/20/2021 - [Harry P., Edward]
Dances With Wolves by Queen Capricorn reviews
After the war was over, Hermione got invited to her cousin, Bella's wedding. It's just what she needed to get her mind off of everything, but she definitely didn't expect to get imprinted on by a hot-headed wolf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 5/19/2022 - Published: 9/29/2021 - [Hermione G., Paul] [Harry P., Leah]
PERFECT EDWARD CULLEN by MULTIFANDOMGIRL2008-2 reviews
This is the version of this fanfiction you should look at because I can't edit the other two because they patently don't have chapter titles. You can still view them, but they can't be updated and I don't know how to delete them. Anyways, you know the drill: Fem Harry Potter dated Cedric, Cedric died, Cedric was brought back as Edward, he dates Bella, then Holly changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 1/4/2022 - [Edward, Harry P.] [Luna L., Neville L.]
The Magical Twilight by Clyden reviews
Being the Master of Death has its certain perks, along with its own burdens; somehow similar to being the Savior of Magical Britain. Due to being both, Harry Potter couldn't live a normal life. So, the Boy-Who-Lived decided to leave the magical world and re-enter the muggle society. Will he find himself? Or will he find something more unexpected? And what if chaos followed?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 11/2/2021 - Harry P., Edward
Etherealism by kjerstyhaleeeee reviews
After the war, Hermione and Draco traveled into an inconspicuous small town called Forks in hopes of finally living a normal and peaceful life. She only desired for a normalcy and meeting her bloody mate who turned out to be a sodding vampire and has a delusional muggle girlfriend thinking she is his one and only soul mate is so definitely out of the case! Veela Hermione – AU
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/7/2022 - Published: 2/26/2022 - Edward, Hermione G.
Ambiguous Feelings by kjerstyhaleeeee reviews
Long story short, Hermione Granger loathes her baby cousin Bella Swan with passion since child. To vent her unresolved grudges she decided to seduce the said cousin's vampire boyfriend in hope of crushing her heart in to pieces. Though seems like not everything goes within her way, not when it involves her growing affection to the said vampire. Edward x Hermione AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/23/2022 - Published: 2/17/2022 - Hermione G., Edward
Blood Moon by Rebella-Readie reviews
Hermione Granger moves to Forks, Washington after being turned into a Vampire during the Battle of Hogwarts. When she's there she finds another family of Vampires, one of which is her True Mate. How will she react? *In Progress* - *Sporadic Updates* - Rated M - *AU - Before Bella*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/13/2022 - Published: 11/20/2020 - Hermione G., Edward
The Heretic (I) by Anonymous Wandmaker reviews
"Why the hell is there a kid on the team, Waller?" "She murdered 78 men and women in one night." ****** When Leilani Potter was 8, she got put in prison for the crime of murder. But how did that happen? She sure as hell isn't planning to stay long in there. Especially since the Suicide Squad is up & running & 13 year old Heretic has been put on the team. This is her Origin Story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,717 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 9/8/2021 - Harry P., Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Amanda Waller - Complete
Black Cat by ritzmix reviews
As a little girl I always wanted to be special and I was obsessed with Witches. Every single wish I had ever made, from birthday candles to shooting stars, was always the same 'I want to be a witch'. I died but I soo didn't wish to be reborn as the most unappreciated judgy witch of the century. 'Be careful what you wish for'. OC-Self Insert as Bonnie Bennett
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,174 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 7/6/2021 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Bonnie B., Kol M.] [Caroline F., Klaus]
Hither and Thither by kittycatcacher reviews
Rewrite of On A Clear Day. Clara Swan could only remember so much of the Twilight books from her previous life after being Bella's twin sister for 17 years. But she will do almost anything it takes to keep Bella away from Edward, so Bella stays safe and mentally stable. Even if it means breaking Clara's own sanity along the way. OC/Jasper OC ADHD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/17/2021 - [Jasper, OC] [Edward, Bella]
Strangers On a Train by bonded4life reviews
Hermione Granger is the first person to meet Harry on the Hogwarts Express, not Ron Weasley. How does this change their dynamic? How does this change their relationship with Ron, with everyone? Just how much better could Harry Potter's life have been if a certain bushy-haired witch had wandered into his compartment just a few minutes earlier?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 351,923 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Still Hurting by mariana.pinguinito reviews
Rachel is hurt after what happened, and seeing him sing at Regionals triggers the emotions she had been suppressing after the breakup. Season 1. Song from the musical The Last Five Years. St. Berry
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2021 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] - Complete
Why not by burnable reviews
Who is the kid with the green eyes who suddenly shows up at Forks High, who knows way too much? Hold on to your glittery asses, people, stuff's about to change! OP!Harry. Fate's Bitch. Master of Death. Harry/Multi. Not Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 152,883 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 3,411 - Updated: 4/29/2021 - Published: 3/26/2021 - Harry P., Leah, Tanya, Kate - Complete
Taking a Stand by FMPtrumpets reviews
Fifth year. Remember that time when Harry stopped to think before speaking? When he was smart about it and didn't just sit back and watch as he and other kids were hurt because the Professors told him to keep his head down? Although, nobody would have expected him to handle it the way he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 904 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions and Puberty by Raxacori reviews
In the wizarding world, puberty is a lot different. Hermione finds this out when she wakes up to find a stunning body, book on sex and two boys drooling over her. will she keep her cool? or will she succumb to the heat?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/22/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 189 - Words: 225,571 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Inevitably Yours by TheVioletMuse reviews
A mission, method acting taken too far, and a split decision changes the lives of Jesse St. James, Rachel Berry, and the rest of the New Directions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 5/3/2020 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] Kurt H., Finn H.
The Parisian Deal by Borzoi reviews
Inconsolable over her mother's death, Caroline turns her back on Mystic Falls… and on her humanity. At their wits' end, her friends decide to seek help from the most unlikely of allies. An ally with a very personal interest in Caroline's humanity. Really just a little five-shot. Because it's Valentine's Day. ;)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,022 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Our biggest Mistakes by MysteryHeart reviews
Edward and Harry have been dating for awhile, only he hasn't shared his secret with him yet. much to Harry's disappointment. now what happens when the chiefs daughter moves to town and Edward confuses the singers call with the mating bond? will he realize his mistake. Will Harry survive the misunderstanding? will Edward be able to make it right before it's too late? who knows,.
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/13/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
After Life by FranceHufflepuff reviews
Bella and Alice went to the Volturi to save Edward. But what if, he didn't need to be saved? What if, when Bella found him, he was with his first love? Someone who was brave and fearless? Someone who, unlike her, survived even without the love of her life? (Sequel to 'My Guardian Dear')
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 108,577 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Hermione G., Cedric D., Bella, Edward
Madly in Love Sort Of by percyjacksonannabethchasefan reviews
Cammie is a nerd. Zach is a popular guy... but with a heart. She likes him. He likes her. Her brother is his best friend. His brother is her friends boyfriend. But there is another girl after Zach. Everyone in this story is NORMAL. NO SPYS. Rated T 4 l8tr
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Only One by Paigetcute reviews
Roxanne Gilbert the older sister to Elena and Jeremy who left town just before the Salvatores arrived, what everyone doesn't know is that she left harboring a big secret, one that unknowingly places her in the centre of all the supernatural drama. What happens when she returns to a supernatural infested town? How will she fair meeting the Originals? What about her secret? Elijah/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,959 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Elijah, OC] Klaus, Kol M.
Death's Master's Plan by TruckersWife reviews
Harry as the Master of Death, goes back in time with unlocked powers and abilities. While Harry is working on changing the world, he makes time for all the beautiful people he'd love to get with. Harry X Multiple Partners. Male and Female Partners. Confident!Harry Flirty!Harry Powerful!Harry Rated M for future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,249 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 12/3/2017
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,401 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
The vault case by honeyshot reviews
When Potter is assigned to catch an underground vault thief, he fails to notice how much is at stake. All Harry does notice is Draco Malfoy and his persistent flirtations. NC-17 for future chapters. ALL CHAPTERS UPDATED, 10 YEARS LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 5,610 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Another Day at the Gym by HufflepuffHeiress reviews
Sometimes the gym can be more fun than you think. Disclaimer: I do not recommend having sex in either places sexual encounters occur in this one shot. Please be smart and sanitary in your endeavors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Balancing Act by Cassie-011 reviews
Camryn Gilbert is the younger cousin to Elena and Jeremy, as well as witch in training. Like the rest of her family members, Cammi attracts the supernatural like catnip does to cats. Not only do complications arise as Klaus comes back to Mystic Falls searching for answers for his hybrid problem, but also as Cam grows into her magic and powers...Klaus/OC maybe Kol/OC REWRITE 4/30/20
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Elena G., Klaus, Kol M., OC
I want to be free by darksider82 reviews
Voldemorts done. Harry's had enough and takes a one way trip out to America destination Lima Ohio. "Welcome to the Glee Club Mr. Potter." I know nothing of glee. Will need help. Not to sure what season this is set probably end season 1 and beginning of 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,620 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/23/2020 - Published: 8/18/2016
An investigation into Rachel Berry by heather-arrows reviews
Quinn doesn't get it. Something about Rachel Berry was different, she was preoccupied, she was happy and most importantly she was in love with someone. Quinn vowed to find the reason.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/9/2020 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] Quinn F.
here, there, everywhere by The Fluff Queen reviews
short oneshots, drabbles, rewrites. My St. Berry collection. #45. Rewrite to NATIONALS. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies", Aristotle. As she struggles with a crucial decision, Rachel receives four visitors with a very important message.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,053 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.]
Means to a Mend by lenel92 reviews
Isabella Swan moved on from her teenage heartbreak by pouring herself into her studies. After finishing her Master's degree, Isabella decides to take an internship in Italy. Italy holds more than the fresh start she bargained for. Perhaps this was her fate all along. A Bella Swan and Marcus Volturi story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Bella, Marcus] Aro
The Gilbert Twin by Aleks27 reviews
Megara Gilbert is Elena Gilbert's twin sister. She has a fiery attitude and it often causes her troubles. She loves her family and friends and will stop at nothing to protect them. *Multiple love interests. Klaus or Kol as endgame.*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 178,438 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Klaus, Kol M., OC
Love and Honor by CrazyAna reviews
What would you do when you fancy yourself in love with another only to have your true mate drop in your life? Do you choose your one true love and give in to the dreams of happily ever after or do you keep your commitments and choose to honor what you can now only call friendship? AN: Timeline is obviously changed! Characters will be OOC! Story not for Bella fans! (Now Complete!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,289 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Potter In Forks by HERMIT532 reviews
Hari decides the Wizarding World can fix its own mess and leaves to live a peaceful, quiet life. So of course she ends up with wolf shifters and vegan vampires as neighbors. Then Voldemort starts corresponding with her. HP/TMR JR. Bad Dumbledore. ON HAITUS TO FINISH RIDDLE AND THE ANCIENT CONTRACT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 4/22/2019 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bad Luck And Bad Boys by NotALoveSong88 reviews
Austin Moon is cocky and annoying, everything Ally hates. But what happens when she actually starts to fall for him?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Turn Up The Heat by Lucifersdaughter reviews
Albus's family house burns down and Draco Malfoy offers to take them in while they find a new place. Albus and Scorpius have hated each other ever since they fought over the same girl. Now they are forced to live together! Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Good Reality Check by FMPtrumpets reviews
"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 545 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fate is such a bwitch! by waterflower20 reviews
Bella invites her British cousin to her wedding. Problem? Hermione is a witch, her future in laws are vampires. Bigger problem? The soon to be groom starts falling for her. No longer discontinued. *Image not mine*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,252 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Edward
Amelia Mae by TooManyBandoms reviews
Amelia doesn't want to be known as Jesse St. James' little sister. She choses to go McKinley instead. Dealing with making friends, finding her place and everyday teenage drama while she goes through her first year of high school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 9/16/2017 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] OC - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 6,603 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Someone to Love You by northstar61 reviews
Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 434,335 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Picture This by ThatPanicGirlE reviews
Bella's love for roller coasters lands her into an awkward position in none other than a photo booth. The aftermath is confusing and exciting for both Bella and Emmett. EmXB Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Masquerade by Reverie Wilde reviews
Draco Malfoy reluctantly attends the Ministry Masquerade Gala, an event designed to bring witches and wizards from both sides of the war together. With identities hidden, he meets a man with whom he shares an indiscretion, but is rejected when he removes his mask. The problem is, he doesn't know the other man's identity and is left to figure out the mystery on his own. M/M DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,092 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Best Friends Together Forever by HalfiesRule reviews
Cammie and Josh were best friends, but they drifted apart when Cammie had to move to another school. Years pass, and Cammie still hasn't moved on. What will happen when Zach comes into the picture? What happens when Cammie becomes fatally sick? Who will Cammie choose? All normal. Complete.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,572 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Cammie the Chameleon by Bunniez reviews
This the story of a girl who goes to a super hero academy school for teens with special powers. Everything is normal until the Blackthorne Boys show up. (currently undergoing editing).
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Games&fun times by Danosaur4life reviews
The four pals sit back on a Friday night with nothing better to do than to play an innocent game of truth or dare. Except it isn't so innocent! Feelings are shown, and there will be definite pairings! * I own NOTHING!* Austin M. Ally D. Dez Trish D. Rated M to be safe! Possible * I'M BACK!*
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
Hate Turns 2 Love Eventually by qveenslayer101 reviews
They've known each other forever, but they hate one another more than anything. They can barely stand next to each other without screaming. Everyone knew that behind all that anger was sexual tension and love... Starting from camp to on their way to college, you can bet their are more than a few hard challenges along the way.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,022 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
The First Time by chiquislover25 reviews
A what might have happened in "The First Time" episode if Rachel had chosen Jesse instead of Finn in New York.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7852 - Favs: 10,743 - Follows: 8,160 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Kunter by fanficfangirl13 reviews
Kurt and Blaine go to Scandals with Sebastian, and Kurt meets a handsome stranger at the bar.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Hunter C.
Keeping Alive by solka reviews
[Sequel to "Another One"] Jesse's gone to NY, while Rachel stays in Carmel. She discovers her newly acquired popularity as the lead of the most popular team in the school, tries to deal with the fact that Jesse's not there, but not without obstacles - because not everything is a fairytale! [Disclaimer - I still don't own Glee or the canon characters]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,587 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
My Dark Hunter by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Severus receives a letter which surprises him, with vengeance in his mind he goes to get the two people wronged just as much as him. Can they be what they should have been? or will they never be able to recover from the betrayals? maybe a new start was what they needed, going to America seemed like the best thing. There they meet the Cullen's. SLASH Jasper/Harry DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,441 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Edward
The Ferret and the Weasel by Phoenix Soar reviews
Draco Malfoy will do anything to win over Harry Potter's heart, even if it means having to "befriend" Ron Weasley first. Too bad his new attitude and attempts to get close to Ron keep giving the red-head constant heart attacks ... Implied Draco/fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W.
Forward Glance by Trinity Kouya Hime-sama reviews
Draco and Harry get detention together, and find an odd object that sends them into the future, a future in which they are apparently much closer than they ever would have guessed. DmHp Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Change by sunkissedaristocracy reviews
As Bella Swan's popularity skyrockets she leaves her best friend, Edward, behind to become high school royalty. So, what happens when former-outsider Ed returns senior year matured, cultured, and ridiculously gorgeous? Let's just say every dog has its day. MA for crude humor, foul language, heaps of nonsense, sheer awesomeness and panty-twisting lemons. REBOOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,371 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Fifty Shades of Christian by MiaTheFictionWriter reviews
There are approximately fifty shades to the lonely Mr. Grey. Miss Bright Spot: Isabella Swan just so happens to get stuck interviewing him. Will she be able to light his way through the darkness or will she be drowned by her own dark Demons.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Bella, Christian G.]
The Perfect Mother by slytherin-nette reviews
The final TPG/TPW installment. In which Jaimee "Harry" Potter learns, once and for all, that all Malfoys really do get what they want. Even if, sometimes, they need to make a few mistakes along the way to get it. Hilarity, madness and family fun ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,887 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
When You Were Young by RealDeal10 reviews
Time Travel Fic. Caroline, Stefan, and Elena time travel to the time when the Originals were human! The story starts at 3x10. Caroline receives a very special present from a strange guest. Not taking it seriously, she ends up accidentally being sent to the past along with Stefan and Elena. Ships: Klaroline and Elejah w/ Stebekah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,637 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Elena G., Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus - Complete
Forever Has to Start Somewhere by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Jesse and Rachel's relationship doesn't begin in a music store. It begins in the choir room when they tell each other all the secrets that have been holding them back. Or: Rachel and Jesse make up in Bad Reputation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.]
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Night in Vegas by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Bella was a co-owner of the well established bar called The Jungle. A little shy and afraid to show that she could be the naughty girl of any guy's fantasy. That is until that one night with an upcoming band playing in llab with LunarEclipse24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In Living Color by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Advertising CEO Edward Cullen has a secret, he goes to see the woman of his dreams daily. She thinks he's just there for the food. She can't imaging he could like her back. Waitress Bella Swan is hiding a secret. She's a young mom and lusts for one of her older customers. Will their age difference matter to either of them when they find out the truth? A/H HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Until You by FallingInLoveInDecember reviews
Bella has been married to Jacob for years before realizing he is turning abusive and cheating on her. Edward enters her life, causing light to re-enter. How will their relationship move forward with the ever present threat Jacob brings, a forced marriage, and learning of Edward's criminal way of life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,054 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Another one by solka reviews
AU. Rachel has been friends with Jesse for ages, supporting each other in achieving their shared dreams. What happens when Rachel joins the New Directions but still wants to keep her friendship with Jesse? [A take on Season 1, with initial Finchel and eventual St. Berry finale. Sounds boring? Come and see yourself. Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the canon characters. Enjoy!]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,805 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ., Shelby C. - Complete
Coming Clean by beautiflxoblvn reviews
SEQUEL to ROOM SERVICE - Ally and "Ross" haven't seen each other since that night in New York City. They have dreamed and fantasized about meeting the other again, but what will happen when they meet unexpectedly in Miami? Can they get past the circumstances of their NY encounter? What truths will be revealed now that they're out of that hotel room?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Twelve Months by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rachel Corcoran by sakuranomegami19 reviews
What if Shelby didn't surrogated Rachel? Rachel becomes the new female lead of Vocal Adrenaline and Jesse has his eye on her.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.]
Notoriety by AquilusNyx reviews
The trauma of Harry's past is beginning to catch up to him. With problems at McKinley and Remus becoming more unstable, he's going to need Kurt and the Glee Club more than ever. How far can you push a hero before he snaps? Anonymity sequel, some triggers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,017 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
The Tattoo by TheRedPony6677 reviews
Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 347 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Seamus F. - Complete
Send All My Loving by PhoenixPhoether reviews
Ten years after the war, Draco unexpectedly becomes a go-between for Harry and Ginny to resume their relationship. But is it really Ginny Harry wants once he reads the poetic letters Draco has written in her name? EWE. Loosely based on Cyrano de Bergerac.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Haley Potter Goes to McKinley by HaleyJamesPotter reviews
Haley James Potter gets fed up with Dumbledore and all he manipulative crap. She get emancipated and moves away. Haley enrolls in a familiar muggle school in Lima Ohio. Who knew Potter could sing? Read as Haley runs from Dumbledore, saves Sirius, learns about true friendships, and protects the people she cares about her way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,079 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
Penciled In by SweetSalt23 reviews
McGonagall has created a 'stress reliever' for the eighth years, something to take their minds off the finished war. Art class. Somehow, along the line, Harry and Draco become friends. Then much more. All because of a little thing called lead. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,680 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
GET OUT! by lovesong101 reviews
what happens when spy Cammie has to marry spy Zach. They hate each other and they just met. Then after supposed 'honey moon' they go on seperate missions, or thats what they thought. turns out their covers are husband and wife. shouldnt be that hard,righ?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,618 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
the new girl by Nicole2020 reviews
Ally's new girl at the school she was nice a sweet that was before she met Cassidy and Kira her turn her into a the bad girl of the school to get Cassidy's twin brother to stop being a player and fall in love.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Kira S., Cassidy
Dealing with Obession by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
**UPDATED**! After the war, Harry and Ginny marry, and decide to move to muggle London. Harry becomes a psychiatrist and one day Malfoy comes to him for help over his obsesion. Soon Harry realizes that this obsession goes both ways. SLASH Harry/Draco!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Betting Men by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
When Draco and Hermione get pregnant at the same time, their husbands take it upon themselves to make a small bet or five. This was Mistake Number One. (Warnings for MPREG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fingerpainting by Angelikah reviews
Klaus Mikaelson: Spilling art supplies on childhood best friends since 1995. Klaroline. AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,806 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
A Helping Handshake by AristideCauquemaire reviews
Time to tell the parents. [Short-ish sequel/follow-up/thing to "A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad". Slash; Scorpius/Albus. Dad jokes, Daddy issues, Dogma references. Complete!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What would you do for the one you love? by cammiemorganrules reviews
What happens when Cammie can’t get Zach out of her head? Bex and Solomon and Cammie are the only ones at the mansion, or so they thought. But what happens when Cammies captured; Will she ever see Zach again? Better than description.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pranks by cammiemorganrules reviews
Cammie, Bex, Liz, and Macey are at the GA in the summer when cammie realizes they have Grants number and they text Grant! Pranks and more pranks in the future. Yep. Better than summary. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Cammie M., Bex B.
Pressure by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry has been told to take two weeks off because of pain and to relax in the form of deep tissue massages. He is skeptical at first and down right shocked when he realized his personal masseuse was none other than Draco Malfoy. Who apparently has magic fingers. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Searching For the Lost by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
SEQUEL to Didn't See That Coming There will be drama, secrets will be revealed, and why does Josh seem to be remembering Cammie after his memory was modified? A new threat is emerging and the Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys will have to use all of their training to survive a cove-op gone wrong and make a daring rescue. Ally Carter owns the Gallagher Girls *NO LONGER ON HIATUS*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All Roads Lead Back To You by SpyKid18 reviews
Rachel attends Jesse's Broadway debut. ST. BERRY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Don't Fight (What You Can't Deny) by digthewriter reviews
Harry's life changes when he comes across a book that no one else can seem to read. Except for Malfoy, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Spy Chat Room by GallagherBlackthorneZammie reviews
adventure,coc,chats,running away, secrets, ON HOLD! FOR NOW *stupid homework* pretend Cammie did't leave at the end of gg4 but she is going to in the story when the coc come and she can no longer hide so she leaves on a journey to find the answers she nee
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Letters From No One by Dami Enn reviews
Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,810 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Let There Be Love by Kf103Pixie reviews
I yelled, "do you wanna know why I've been like this? It's because Ally and I broke up. I thought she loved me, but she just dumped me out of the blue. The box of condoms you see over there isn't because I'm a man whore, it's because I wanted protection while making love to Ally." I couldn't take it anymore. I miss Ally. / Auslly. Smut.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,533 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad by AristideCauquemaire reviews
Desperate measures are taken to avert a two-family-crisis, and just like that, desperate times are ahead for Scorpius Malfoy. Seriously desperate times. Lucky for him, he has a true friend who is ever ready and willing to lend a hand... [Slash, SM/AP, Next Gen, M for naughtiness. General/Romance with a pinch of crack. Sequelthingy "A Helping Handshake" now complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,193 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Mistletoe by eidheann reviews
A bit of damned magical mistletoe threatens Draco with a very interesting holiday. / Written for the 2014 HD Owlpost Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Pornography? by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry hates his picture being taken, so what will he do when Kingsley forces him to go to a photo-shoot? With none other then the magnificent Malfoy? Well he didn't think he was going to have to strip, but nothing does go as planned. Now does it? WARNING MALE ON MALE SEX! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Here Comes the Spy, All Dressed in White by the7thflockmember reviews
Sequel to the Crossword Puzzle from Jared's Place. Tons of Zammie. All about their wedding but with a lot of flashbacks! T possibly M.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
What the? by ZammieFan reviews
A little continuation from GG4. What happens when Cammie is gone? when she comes back? if she comes back? will Zach do anything? Everything for her? even steal her innocence? Will they accept her back?Even if she gets... Rated T just in case. OOC **BEING CLEANED UP**
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 44,086 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Once Bitten by astridfire reviews
Sirius's feelings for James were wrong, so wrong, and they only got worse when James started ambushing him with sex. Slash, Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Identity Thief by SweetSalt23 reviews
Someone is polyjuicing as Malfoy, much to their dismay. So Kingsley orders them to find the culprit and stop him from...whatever he is doing because they don't know. Anyways, while Draco and his partner Harry chase this wicked felon, an undeniable attraction forms. Wonder how they'll take it? WARNING MALE X MALE SEX. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Wild Ones by LesMustaches reviews
What happens when Tori decides to show her wild side at a party where Beck and her are the only ones there from their circle. Bori. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tori V., Beck O.
Insults by SweetSalt23 reviews
Draco has a very hard...problem to deal with. Whenever the famous Harry Potter insults him, he gets hard and wants to shag the beautiful man. He doesn't know how to fix it so he goes to his friend Blaise. Of course, Dracos friend turns around and tells Harry about his 'situation'. I wonder what Draco will do when faced with a harsh tongued Gryffindor? WARNING MALE ON MALE. CUSSING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Sun Will Come Out by Momatu reviews
Scorpius needs a teacher before he goes to Hogwarts. Several teachers/tutors with the best credentials and impeccable background have been hired, then rapidly fired. Enter Harry Potter, who immediately hits it off with Scorpius. It takes a while longer for the Lord of the Manor to come around. (H/D Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,543 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Cover by Amira Devant reviews
When everything for a photo-shoot goes wrong, leaving an irate Anna Wintour and a diva photographer Seo Joon, Isabelle Wright needs her best to fix the problem. Kurt Hummel, part time PA, has to save the day. When Kurt agreed to model, he had no idea how things would change. AU-ish Klaine. Kurt-centric.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,602 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Santana L., Isabelle K.
Bodies Reaction by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Twisted Fascinations by MissLizziebeth reviews
Incest, Lemons, AH, OOC! It's natural to feel attracted to someone. It is not natural to feel attracted to your sister or brother. Bella/Emmett *Collaboration by myself and fanpire.x*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Bella, Emmett]
DayDreaming by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry is alone in his and Malfoys office, when he becomes...distracted. Of course, in the middle of his pleasure induced orgasm, Malfoy decides to come in and ruin it. Or does he? WARNING MALE ON MALE SEX! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4406 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by Tessa Crowley reviews
Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,521 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Eventful by SweetSalt23 reviews
Auror partners Harry and Draco are fighting a gang of Death Eaters. In a moment of confusion, Draco is captured and whisked away. Harry loses control and kills the attackers. After he looks for Draco, only to find him in the clutches of another man. WARNING male on male sex. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter. MATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Can You Look At Me Now? by Mrs.JWhitlock-Hale reviews
Three years after Bella's horrible break up with Edward the Cullens come back and things are not how they used to be and wont be the same again. Alot of things have changed. Life, Love, and Lemons to come.JasxBella,EmmxRose,Alicex?,Edwardx? (Character death within this story)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Expose by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry and Draco are potion partners. An unfortunate event happens, in which Harry is shirtless and Draco is hard. WARNING sex with two males. boy x boy. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Jumeaux by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Draco and Blaise own and operate a luxury spa resort together, and the Ministry's Auror department has scheduled a full service three-day retreat. Guess who's on the guest list?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always too Goode by Bebe17 reviews
Cammie and Zach were best friends as kids. Then they had to leave each other bacause they both thought the other was a civillian. Then, years later, they meet again during a CovOps mission...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,724 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Cammie M., Zach G.] [Macey M., OC]
The Very Thought of You by Savannahbobanna reviews
When Jasper can't control the thoughts that escape from his head, Edward notices that they aren't at all normal. When they discuss it, Jasper and Edward do the impossible: they cheat on their lovers... with each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Kindred in Courage by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco, whose own virginity is his source of private humiliation, is stunned to read that Harry Potter has just confessed to his own virginity. In public. Under Veritaserum. Eventually, he has to speak to Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
deficiency by Nylex reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Rewriting My Destiny by Xo Bella Italiana oX reviews
Bella has had flashbacks of another lifetime ever since she could remember. After her mother sends her to live with her father in Forks, she starts at a new school where she meets Jasper; the man that her flashbacks are about. She doesn't make the connection at first, but Jasper seems to recognize her right away and helps her understand what they mean & who they were together J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Peter
The Bet by allyaustin reviews
Austin and Ally are assigned their last project of senior year right before graduation. The topic? Could the opposite sex last longer without any sexual interaction of any kind. Were girls more vulnerable than boys? Or were boys? Both begged to differ. What happens when they decide to mix a little pleasure with business in this war persay battle of the sexes? Let the games began.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
JD spy by ViolinistOfTheNight reviews
Cammie is your regular jail bird, right? wrong. she has all the skills and knowledge of a spy, but she doesn't know about spies. After her getting put in jail for gang violence her mother decides to send her to Gallagher. what would happen if she got sent there the same time as the exchange? read on! this is my first fanfiction gets funnier as the story goes on!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Baby Sweetheart by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
It's been three months since we last seen the dynamic duo but sadly everything has changed. A sequel to America Sweethearts.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
The Birds and the Tease by FirewormPrincess reviews
Ally's dad doesn't seem to understand the concept of a normal wedding present for his daughter and her fiancé: He gives them gift certificates to a rather...peculiar class on "the birds and the bees." Rather peculiar, indeed. / In which Ally's a tease and Austin loves-hates it. Rewritten, smutty three-shot. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Something There by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
When Cammie, a confident New Yorker, moves to Roseville, Virginia, she's just about sure her life is over. Even when she meets Zach- the cliched, popular boy, it's hardly love at first sight. But is everything in Roseville as perfect as it seems? All normal, no spies!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pretty Girls Have It Bad Too by LoveBooks14 reviews
AU story! This story is about relation ships, high school, and drama! Please give it a try and I hope you enjoy it! Zach, Grant, Nick, Jonas, Josh, Cammie, Macey, Bex, Liz! 3
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,735 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Josh A.
America sweethearts by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin is America bad boy and Ally is America sweet heart one day when Austin ban boy image get out of control his manger makes him meet Ally in hope that she can bring that she can help change his image but when the go to mr.star office he has an great idea for them to become America sweethearts
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
you've got a pretty kind of dirty face by stargirl interlude reviews
And now he's sitting in the passenger seat of a stolen van with Florida's most notorious thief in his lap, and he has to admit, it doesn't suck. AU. AustinAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
The Exchange trip to Blackthorne by iLoveLindor0108 reviews
Cammie, Liz, Bex and Macey and 10 other girls from Gallagher Academy go on an exchange trip to Blackthorne where they meet up with Zach, Jonas, Grant and Nick. Full of surprises, romances, pranks, hot outfits and strip truth or dare. Major twist halfway through. Not a fluffy story. a/n: I know its been done before but give it a chance!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,827 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G., Grant, Bex B. - Complete
Class Marriage by randomwriterandreader reviews
Ally Dawson and Austin Moon despise each other, but when a certain project that they are paired together on determines whether or not they graduate, will they be able to pull of the married couple scene? OOC **Rated M for sexual content/language**
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
A Bump In The Road by VanillaAshes reviews
What would happen if Rachel got injured at school causing her to tell her Dads that she's getting bullied at the same time one of Rachel's Dads got a job offer. This is my take on it. Rachel transfers to Camel High School. St. Berry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Rachel B., Jesse sJ.] - Complete
How Not to Discover Your Son's Sexuality by mywordismystery reviews
Harry and Draco discuss how to come out to their children. Humor. Established Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Time & Time Again by lostinmysticfalls reviews
When Caroline makes an innocent wish into a magical well, she never imagines the consequences that will follow. Now she's stuck in a never-ending time loop and forced to relive events she thought were in the past. Rated M for future chapter.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,876 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Heads or Tails by H.dollz reviews
Ally finds herself having to resort to unspeakable things to pay the rent. "You think you can just waltz in here and demand I have sex with you?" Austin shook his head. "I wasn't demanding, Ally," he began, "It was more of a... suggestion." Auslly fic. AU. OOC.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
High School Fever by Jenn Jean Cullen reviews
Bella finds her boyfriend of 5 years cheating on her, whos arms does she turn to? The hot new teacher at the high school she teaches at, perhaps? m for future lemons and language. **I do not own anything**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House by H.dollz reviews
When Ally has a one night stand in another state , she expects it to end there. She expects to never see Austin Moon again. She definitely doesn't expect the guy she's slept with to end up living in the same house as her. Rated M for all most chapters. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Stages of Moon by StarsInMe reviews
Austin Moon Successful, Strong, Secretive comes across Sweet, Innocent Ally Dawson. What will happen? (50 shades of grey kinda thing)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
The Invisible Cloak of Invisibilty by JackieBrenton reviews
What happens when one day Harry Potter's cloak goes missing? Who would steal, and more importantly, why? Someone's been really naughty, and Harry Potter is going to pay for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Feels So Right by happyghost reviews
When Edward becomes obsessed with a human, Rosalie calls her long lost brother Jasper up for a favor. A labor of love for my pal GeezerWench! The prompt: Jasper. Sex. Blue jeans. Boots. Dominant. Could he steal Bella from Edward? My Reply: Sure (AU)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Life Of Burlesque by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's father owns a chain of hotels called 'The Dawson'. Austin's family own a burlesque club. What happens when the pair meet? Will things get steamy? Will there be trouble in paradise? Only time will tell. *Edited summary* There will be some rated M stuff. OOC-Ally & Trish
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
The Slut of the Century by TaraJo reviews
Draco plans to have a go at Potter, the slut of the wizarding world. If everyone else could have Potter, he sure as hell was going to have him too. First time, rimming, experienced "sex tutor" Draco, virgin!Harry, top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Law of Averages: The Sequelets by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
This is a series of ficlet sequels to Law of Averages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.]
Better Than Jam by Doodleflip reviews
Sirius gets excited about breakfast, and Lily and James discover a new use for the invisibility cloak.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
There's So Much More to Find by Vedge reviews
After Finn breaks up with Rachel, Jesse St. James transfers to McKinley from a successful California show choir. While being accepted by the rest of New Directions, he finds himself receiving the cold shoulder from the stunning young ingenue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
Don't Mess With Me by the-name'sTrisGarcia reviews
Zachary Goode is a man who likes to be in control. But when he meets a new assistant after the last one tried to seduce him, he starts doubting his own decisions. Much to his surprise, new feelings start to arise and he isn't the only one who changes.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Don't Tell Anyone by spnsherlocked reviews
"This was mad, Harry thought. He knew that this was mad. He and Draco were enemies. That was, if people actually had enemies in real life. He knew it was mad but he couldn't stop and neither could Draco. Harry was lying beneath Draco, getting harder by the second and moaning softly. In one swift moment, Draco straddled Harry's hips and pressed his own down."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Rebel, Devil, Cameron by Jommie Obsessed Zammie Lover reviews
Cam is a bad girl. She goes to juvenile hall, detention facilities and reform schools. She is constantly being suspended or kicked out of school. Up to that point, it's fine with her mom, but when she gets arrested, Solomon and Abby put their foot down. Time to call in Cam to go to Gallagher, to become a spy, and live with her mother, twin sister, aunt, godfather and best friend.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,564 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Cammie M.
Tentacles in the Fog: Hermione Granger's Wild Adventures by Betty More Fishe reviews
Hermione couldn't stop thinking about the plant that Harry had told her about, the one that had grabbed him and Draco up in the forest and had made them cum like they never had before. She knew it was silly, but she couldn't stop herself! This Tentacle was going to open up a whole new side of Hermione, and Ron Weasley is definitely not complaining! NOT Slash! Smut! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G.
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Dirty Exhibitionist by eidheann reviews
The ten times they almost got caught and one time they did. / Written for HD-Remix 2014 on livejournal, remixing Beer Boyfriends & Bedroom Talk by Sophia-Clark (11 parts total)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bros Down and Dirty by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase's first plan on getting Adam back on the team, after he quit. One-Shot which I will continue into more of a story, but overall very smutty and just a little bit of fluff. Set during the episode "Bro Down". Boy x Boy Slash.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Adam, Chase
Everything Is Goode by misa9953 reviews
Many years after graduation zach is being flown back into cammies life and cammie is stressing because she doesn't have a boyfriend and her life is a mess so she asks josh her best guy friend to act the part but when zach gets there she realizes just how much trouble she is in. A plot where there will be jealousy , seduction and love …
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Josh A.
Change Is Always Good by nowinwonderland reviews
Ally decides she doesn't want to be the shy geek anymore so with the help of her friend, Trish, she gets a full makeover. AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
My Only Hate by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,867 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Austin Moon by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally-neighbors, populars and enemies. Will they learn to get along? Will their relationship change when one of them has a new love interest? Who knows. I'm rubbish at summaries give it a go.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Room Service by beautiflxoblvn reviews
THREE SHOT. AU. Ally is spending the weekend in New York, away from her friends and family. She's lonely, and… frustrated, until a tall, gorgeous, blonde man steps into her life… and her hotel room. PREQUEL to COMING CLEAN.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,936 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Connections: Two-shot by AusllyStoriesWeekly reviews
Austin and Ally finally take their relationship to the next level, but does Austin think Ally is ready to go even further? Two-shot. Rated M for Smut
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.]
All Kinds of Boys by Assassin117 reviews
More chaps ahead. Mostly Cammie's POV. Cammie falls for two guys. One of them is Zach but the other one is a secret!Not Josh!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Myth Busting for M-Rated Fics by FirewormPrincess reviews
Please take a few minutes to read this if you're considering writing an M-rated fic involving smut. / I'm not intending to offend anyone by correcting them, just dispelling some myths for the sake of accuracy.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Grounded by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
What happens when Austin and Ally got to sonic boom for a late night music session only to see a crazy party being held by their best friends and only for them to get grounded for it. Ally then decides to make it up to Austin by having a kick off movie night will something happen between the two. TWO- SHOT :D
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
Life Goes On by Pieces Of My Heart reviews
Zach Goode made the worst mistake of his life in his senior year of high school. He let the love of his life walk away from him. Now 10 years later he's on a mission to get her back, but he may just get the surprise of a lifetime while he's at it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Prom by H.dollz reviews
Austin likes Ally's dress. Too bad he's not too great at telling her this. Oh, well. He can always show her. Auslly/Oneshot
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
150 Reasons I Received Detention by Cheyla reviews
You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 95,016 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - OC - Complete
Your First Everything by writermeAL reviews
(Co-Written with Daddysgirl11) Austin wants to be Ally's first. He wants to be her first friend, kiss, boyfriend; everything! So far it has come true. But a challenging high school year lays ahead. Will he succeed? Or fall through? Will Ally let him, without even knowing his intentions?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,943 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Ice by Llmav reviews
Ally needs some help to cool down.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Complete
My Step Brother Is Now My Fiance by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Sequel to I love my step brother. Austin and Ally are touring across Miami and still trying to finish senior year but what will happen when everyone keeps getting in the way of their relationship will Austin and Ally end up together or just end their relationship.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Happy Newyear by Ninchuser11 reviews
What happens during New year when the tension is running high? Read to find out. LEMON. It's my first time though, so it probably isn't that good.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
Going Under by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie had never met, but they went on a mission later in life? Zammie! Multiple POVs
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,479 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Zach G., Cammie M.] - Complete
Confession of a Drunk by Sprout2012 reviews
NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. Al sneaks over to Scorpius' house and bumps into a drunk Mr Malfoy, he hears an unnerving confession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
bad girl by lastsummerwemet reviews
Austin can't stand to see Ally with Dallas. Maybe he punishes her, but that goes wrong. Maybe it's more than that. Things get steamy...
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Triles For Miles reviews
She had no idea how or why it happened. She didn't feel a thing and nothing seemed out of sorts. But the puddles on the sheets and blanket surrounding her and the wet pajama shorts clinging to her ass didn't lie - Ally Dawson had wet herself. If that wasn't already bad enough, she wasn't alone when it happened. How will Austin react? Smut! Lemon! Aussly. (Complete)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Kitty, Kitty by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Switches and Subs by Lykosdracos reviews
Bella Swan is introduced to the dark realm of BDSM by her roommate Rosalie. While attending a private play party, she is introduced to Jasper and Edward, two experienced Dominants. With their help and friendship, she learns what Dominance and submission truly mean. 18 ONLY. M/F pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Rosalie
Persuading Slytherins: Tease by Shadow YukiAngel reviews
Harry wants to tell his friends about his boyfriend, but his boyfriend doesn't seem receptive to the idea. Harry comes up with an idea to persuade him. DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want You Bad by kkequestrian reviews
This is not right...I should not have these feelings for my best friend...especially considering she's my other best friend's girlfriend...and I most certainly should NOT be doing what I'm doing with her...But I just can't help it. I want her too bad.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,633 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Aching by thewandcrafter reviews
Harry has a fantasy involving Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Way: Songs by lucydavies9815 reviews
My dirty and erotic ideas based on songs for Austin and Ally. Not necessarily Austin & Ally songs though, in fact most will not be. Auslly! Smut!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Ten Points for Gryffindor by VivacissimoVoce reviews
It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,572 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Merry Malfoy Christmas by TaraJo reviews
Draco invites his boyfriend to spend the holidays at Malfoy Manor. If only he had told his parents in advance who his boyfriend was. Add Sirius and Remus into the mix, and there you have a very interesting Christmas at the Malfoys. AU. Sirius & Remus lives. Secrets. Voyeur/drunk Lucius. Humor. Bottom!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Next To Me by SpyKid18 reviews
At the Funny Girl callback Rachel finds herself introduced to the production's Nicky Arnstein. Three guesses as to who that is. ST. BERRY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B., Kurt H.
Advantages Taken by Sprout2012 reviews
Harry seeks aid in his coming out to the wizarding world. He hires Draco Malfoy, disguised as someone else to play his boyfriend. Harry doesn't know it is Draco. Will Draco take advantage of the situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Thanking Austin by H.dollz reviews
When Austin saves a drunken Ally from public embarrassment, and the clutches of drunken, horny boys and whatnot, Ally decides to show him how grateful she is. In an... unorthodox way. Auslly twoshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
My Step Cousin by Never-Give-Up-On-Auslly reviews
My uncle just got married. They are going on a cruise for 2 months so my parent agree to watch my new auntie daughter. Did i mention she my age? Two teen age kids sharing a room. What could happen? Not that good at summary but HEY! Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
You Ordered a Large Cheese, Not Me by Kf103Pixie reviews
Standing up and walking up towards the door, she said, "Look, if you want me to shut up, give me someone who's hot―" but she stopped short once she opened the door. "Um…hi," she trailed off, coming face to face with a hot, blond man standing at her door with a box of pizza, "sorry about the yelling." Two-shot. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Freaks & Geeks by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. "It's 'come as you aren't night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions." Halloween PWP.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Kf103Pixie reviews
Just a cute little one-shot that popped into my head. It's set in the latter life of Austin and Ally when they are married and have a cute seven-year-old named Brenna Lee. The family is at the supermarket and they have some memorable moments that they can laugh about when they're bored.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
I Love My Step Brother by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin and Ally are in their senior year of high school their about to get signed by the best record company known and finally admit they love each other. The only problem is that there family. My first fanfic hope you enjoy
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Potterella by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry's friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry's Prince Not-So-Charming. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Body Party by thebossherself reviews
Ally has a dream about Austin that gives her a little inspiration for a new song, but what happens when Austin asks her to sing it for him? ONESHOT! Based on the song Body Party by Ciara.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Red Lolly by H.dollz reviews
Austin watches Ally eat an ice lolly, during one especially hot day at the Sonic Boom. Sexual tension ensues.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Fallen and Risen by Plush reviews
Harry Potter died. As his friends mourned his death, a new student is transfered to Hogwarts. But why does she look so striking like the late Harry Potter? FemHarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,013 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bet by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Ally moves down to Miami and when she's at the mall she makes a Bet with Cassidy to get bad boy Austin moon, Cassidy is positive that she's going to win. But what she doesn't know Ally actually a bad girl ( Sucky summary sorry DEFINITELY some lemons in some chapters)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Trish dlR., Dez
One Night Stand & One Girl Man by PurpleDoves reviews
Ally always believed in love. She had the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect job. But when she finds out that her boyfriend of 5 years cheated on her, her whole world came tumbling down. So to clear her mind, she has a one night stand. But soon she finds America's Bad Boy trying to win her heart. Will this rebound and this dare lead to more? AU and mature content.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Tough by Little.Miss.Sarcastic-Tomboy reviews
What happenes when you have a bad-girl Cammie, a devious Bex, a sunburned Liz, a pissed Macey, a cocky Zach, a Hungry, stupid Grant, a blushing Jonas, and a evil genius Solomon. You get my version of Cross My Heart.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,367 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Enemies Turned Co-Stars by shipper727 reviews
Ally Dawson wants to share her music with the world. Unfortunately, getting her music out there is going to take quite a bit of money. So for now, she's a porn star. A strange job, but not a bad one, until her old high school bully becomes her new co-star.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
New Business Guy by gjficfan reviews
Bella Swan surprises herself by loving her new job at a small technology firm, especially when she makes an ally in the New Business Director, Emmett McCarty. Will they succeed in keeping their burgeoning friendship on a strictly professional level? Rated M for language and situations. Non-canon pairing: B/Em. AH, AU, OOC. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 333,975 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Drarry Halloween by Kelslyn reviews
Harry convinced Draco to wear quite the costume, now he has to pay the price when he's forced to deal with the teasing from his fiancé and the advances of others toward Draco. Was it worth it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dirty Nights by dirtymind1001 reviews
A smutty outtake from the story "Project Love" by It's not necessary to read that story before this one, but I highly recommend After a dramatic evening, popstar Austin Moon, who has been dating lawyer Ally Dawson for a few months, brings Ally back to his apartment for some One-shot! NOW WITH A SEQUAL AND SMUT IN BOTH CHAPTERS!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Perfect Chemistry by pirates.booty reviews
Ally Dawson has just transferred into chemistry by the request of her counselor, only to find that her teacher Mr. Moon is a little too hands on. Needing help with her lab experiments, Mr. Moon offers to be her tutor. Instead of helping her with her science, he helps her in an all too different area.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ally's precious gift to Austin Chpt 2 by LikeButterWouldn'tMelt reviews
The gift is left to unwrap in the bedroom ;) Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Ally's precious gift to Austin by LikeButterWouldn'tMelt reviews
Its Austin's 16th and he gets a gift he never expected. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Swimmer Boy by lezonne reviews
Rose discovers that Scorpius likes to take naked swims in the lake. After all of his teasing and humiliating actions, she decides it's time for a bit of payback. Fluff. Written for the "Your Favorite Hogwarts House Boot Camp Challenge". M for light nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Bad Boy, Naughty Girl by dirtymind1001 reviews
Ally just moved to Miami, and she is quickly dubbed a nerd. But only her best friend Trish knows that she has a major dirty side...and that includes dreaming about fucking Austin Moon, the school's bad boy and hottie extraordinaire. Will that dream ever become a reality?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Need by Ivoryyy reviews
Zach and Cammie, two lovers who have one thing in common. They are absolutely crazy for eachother. In this one-shot, that shred of self-control snaps and things get steamy. Need I say more? LEMON.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Going Once, Going Twice by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Can Learn by dellaterra reviews
What happens when a gorgeous man brings his daughter to see a hot young Santa at the mall? Will it be a Merry Christmas for all, and for all a good night? AH, rated M for M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Jealousy by dirtymind1001 reviews
Ally and her boyfriend go out to a club one night and Ally gets cozy with another guy. What happens when her boyfriend gets mad? Rated M for extreme smut and hot jealous Austin! :D
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A sick cat, a gorgeous step brother, and a ruined date by shipper727 reviews
Austin and Ally are stepsiblings. Even though, Austin is annoying as hell Ally can't help but be attracted by the older boy. And one night she is going to find out just how much Austin is into her. Just some fluffy stuff. Probably a two shot. OOC
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Goode life by xInfinitely-Fallingx reviews
It is the start of zach and cammies life together, once zach pops the question its the start of a life full of surprises. a funny, romantic and sweet story including the cute couple and all the gang. Chapter numbers sort of messed up now so just kind of work from chapter 1 then it will make sense from the plot. Sorry for confusion! COMPLETE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Falling Into Place by Kristina-Rose-Ivashkov reviews
Cammie meets Zach Goode a NASCAR driver who thinks Cammie is an actor but she is really an actuary he thought she was the actor who was attending his ex wifes wedding with him and then it all fell in place. Rated T for language and other things
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Macey M., Preston W.
Discovered by GallagherGirl4ever11 reviews
Cammie Morgan is a spy. Her death was faked years ago to keep her safe from the COC and now very few people know of her existence. She now lives under the name of Isabella Cameron and attends Roseville High. What happens when a new boy shows up? What if he's not all he seems to be? What happens when Cammie's discovered? Is she still safe? plz read&review xxxx
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
National Anthem by StarsInMe reviews
In where Ally seduces Austin with a racy song. ( One-Shot )
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dream or Reality? by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Fever by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 216 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daydreams by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen, heir and CEO of the family corporation, is screwed… Literally, because the only way he can have his new PA seems to be in his dreams… But sometimes daydreams come true! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Periodic Table by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,444 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CampingWith The Parents by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Austin and Ally go camping...with Austin's parents. Will they find a way through their inability to do anything? Built up sexual tension. Non descriptive sexual activity. One-shot. I'm rubbish at summaries just give it a go. You might love it.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
I Do by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
Austin and Ally have been dating for three years, what do you think will happen on three year anniversary. After the wedding it's time for there honeymoon but will it be perfect like they plan or will it be a total disaster cause of a pregnant Trish. A little bit of trez to :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 425 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 264 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want by H.dollz reviews
Ally Dawson is a bad-ass, spoilt, rich girl who is used to getting everything she wants. And Austin Moon is no exception. AU fic, OOC. AustinxAlly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Up & Away by beautiflxoblvn reviews
RAURA with a hint of AUSLLY. What happens when, on Ross & Laura's private plane ride home from promoting the show in Australia, Laura is sent a link to a naughty fan fic by a fan? What's more, what happens when she finds the guts to read it and her body reacts in such a way that she just can't control herself? A fan fic about a fan fic. Wut? TWO SHOT. Guest Starring thebossherself!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Stuck In A Situation by PurplePancakesLover reviews
Austin and Ally gets stuck in an elevator, And things get hot Rather quickly... (I deleted It and posted it again)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Having your Cake, and Eating Him Too by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Draco is rubbish at cooking, and his attempt at making a birthday cake for his boyfriend is a total disaster. Harry doesn't seem to mind too much. Adult content. Written to celebrate Harry Potter's 33rd birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meant To Be by preunka reviews
cammie is a 19 year old girl , one day she comes home and finds out that she is getting married to the goode's son. ZAMMIE. NO SPIES pls read it!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Let Your Fingers Do the Talking by busymommy reviews
A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On The Edge Of Losing It by allyaustin reviews
Austin adds a little more fun to him and Ally's video game and things get a little crazier than they should. PWP. Two shot. I suck at summaries, okay.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
You Have the Right to Remain Dirty by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 247 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pulled Over by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dare That Lead To Love by AmazinglyGeeky reviews
They only dated them as a dare but when Ally and Cassidy find out they leave Miami and moved to California what will happen when they return four years later and find out there going on a four month vacation with the Moons. Will this dare that happen four years ago eventually lead to love, sexy scene in some chapters. CO WRITTEN WITH MY BOF R5AUSLLY
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,135 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Cassidy, Dallas
Jealousy by H.dollz reviews
When Austin is told that Dallas - the guy who has lusted after Ally, his wife for years - has contacted Ally... Well, Austin makes sure that Ally knows that she is his and his only. So much smutty goodness in this fic. Aussly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Won't Back Down by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase turns into Spike by accident but Mr. Davenport says it may last an entire year. But instead of getting angry and destroying things, Spike seems more interested in Bree, who now has to deal with him... A REQUESTED FIC! (Lollipop). A Bree x Spike Fic BRIKE!
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,867 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bree, Spike
Don't Mess with the Shoes by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Gallagher Adventures by Juliette-Tiggy reviews
My first fan fic, Basically a mix of all the typical Gallagher Fics you read. Definately Zammie! Note: Rating changed :)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28: I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leapard, tasmanian devil or pirahna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Casual by H.dollz reviews
"We just kind of casually had sex. It's not love. Psh, no. Of course not. It's just that we're both teens, and we both get... hormonal every once in a while, and we need some kind of release. It'll never happen again. I promise." Trish scoffed. "Never happen again, huh? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that." AustinxAlly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Enjoyable Torture by H.dollz reviews
Ally!" I begged, jiggling the doorknob furiously. "Yes?" She replied me. I watched her on my computer screen as she trailed a finger slowly up her thigh, and I cursed her for video-chatting me in the first place. I usually wouldn't mind her touching herself like that, but, today, I did, because of the simple fact that she was behind a locked door and was refusing to let me in.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Wrong That Feels Right by H.dollz reviews
Desire. Pure and utter desire, and want and need. Those were to only words to describe what both Austin and Ally felt when they thought about each other. If only they weren't step-siblings. If only their parents hand't gotten married. AU fic. OOC. Austin/Ally Lemons-a-plenty, kids. Read at your own risk.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Mile High In The Sky by H.dollz reviews
"I looked all over the plane, but I can't find the form," she said innocently, like that was all the explanation I would require, and I wouldn't for a second question the fact that she was naked, and sitting in the cockpit and wearing my pilot hat. I swallowed. "The form for what?" "To induct me into the Mile High Club," She purred. Auslly twoshot. Includes sexual stuff. AU. OOC
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Incentive by H.dollz reviews
Incentive: Dictionary definition; something that motivates an individual to perform an action. When Austin's music career causes him to start failing at school, Ally offers to start studying with him. To stop him from losing interest, Ally gives him an offer he can't refuse... But first he has to get his grades up. AllyxAustin
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Numbers 247 and 248 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 247: I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another Houses uniform, messily drunk. Hogwart's Rule Number 248: - Even if my Prefect did it too. Rated for underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Happens In Nebraska Stays In Nebraska by XJamesBondX reviews
Sequel to Into the Night. Zach spends the Christmas with Cammie and her family, along with Kate and Melanie. What could possibly happen in two weeks? When your a spy...a lot can. Rate T for safety. ZxC. Point of view may vary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,786 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight by curly-sue-not-sue reviews
Small moments between almost-lovers. (Don't read if you haven't read GG5. Also, adult content.)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Summer at Blackthorne by Operative CG16 reviews
When Cammie can't go to Nebraska because of the COC and goes to Blackthorne instead, what will happen during her exciting summer with a certain green eyed boy?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Peppermint by Aidan's Eyebrows reviews
If there was one thing from the muggle world Draco had grown accustomed to, it was peppermint and now he smelled like it. How sexy, Toothpaste Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbreak Girl by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's been broken so many times before. Austin is undeniably in love with her. How will he tell her, if he even does. One shot based on the 5 Seconds of Summer song Heartbreak Girl.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Phone Fantasies by Majinkoz reviews
Hermione convinces Harry to call a 1-800 number. Little does Harry know that it's a romantic dating phone service and the person that answers is none other than Draco Malfoy. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Expecting the Unexpected by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant? Warnings for mPreg, non-explicit slash, and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,703 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeker, Chaser, Keeper by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,416 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Austin and Ally: New girl in town by cookies989 reviews
Austin meets the new girl and wants to know more. RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
Running Away by 808icegirl reviews
Hermione is just a tease.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chips and Dip by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
A night of mixed up texts, midnight rendezvous and steaming lemons will leave you laughing wriggling as you enjoy a night with all of your favorite couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice - Complete
Hey, Potter by SunseticMonster reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Bitch by TaraJo reviews
Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 437 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 11,423 - Follows: 10,166 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The M&M Game by wittykittylizzie reviews
M&Ms. The Chameleon's kryptonite. Zach knows this… so he uses it to his advantage. "Zach! Give me back my M&Ms!" "Never!" Thus, Zach and Cammie played a little game… But Zach has to know that Cammie takes her sweets seriously. *FLUFF*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Consequences of Lost Love by BuckNC reviews
He lived his life without her and as he prepared to attend his retirement party from Quidditch. He thought of his past and present. This is a very realistic H/Hr story from the point of view of Ron. (Written Pre-Book 6)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
1 plus 1 Isn't 3 by Seth Hoult reviews
Chase and Bree's relationship is now going through changes for the better and can't help but think where this could go, including many reprecussions. If they really want their love to survive they have to go through many challenges... (Continuation of 1 plus 1). Warnings for story are inside please Read & Review.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bree, Chase
We Broke Up 20 Minutes After We Met by kurtaveclarcenciel reviews
Kurt was the one Sebastian broke up 20 minutes after they met in Scandals. What happen when Sebastian came beck to Lima?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4186 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 3,452 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
And Twice On Sundays by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moving Forwards - 'When Kurt met Harry' by slayer of destiny reviews
While at Scandles with Dave trying to get over Blaine cheating on him, Kurt meets a man that fits tall, dark and handsome to a T. And he seems to be interested in Kurt. Is this just a one off or could it be more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 786 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ShinyAnn reviews
In which Draco refuses to talk dirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
P&T Muggle Adventures by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pottermore Problem by phoenixstrike reviews
H/D slash, crack!fic. Harry Potter was very excited to read about his life online, with his biographer's new official site dedicated to his life. However, the Sorting threw up a nasty surprise that he wasn't expecting. Silliness, smut and OOC-ness in this crack!fic oneshot. Don't expect a serious plot. 'Cause there isn't one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 17,190 - Follows: 8,679 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Nerves by MoreThanTonight reviews
Kurt is nervous for Midnight Madness and Adam offers to calm him down with a massage that turns into something more. Bascially smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Adam - Complete
Responsible by Lokifan reviews
Draco wants to play. He isn't expecting Harry to bring out a potion for him to take - one to inspire mindless, desperate desire. Warnings: D/s, mild consensual humiliation, complicated consent: Draco gives his complete consent... to being unable to meaningfully consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor Rules by Lokifan reviews
Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Mirror's Edge by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beck The Tease by Beckford reviews
Beck is a tease and Jade hates it. Need I say more. { Rated M for basically being all smut }
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Beck O., Jade W.
Weekend Bedroom (OS) by Emma Ro reviews
Jasper comes home to find Bella and Edward in the weekend bedroom. BDSM themes. All-human. Lemon. REPOST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
To Serve Malfoy by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry loses a wager with Draco, which means he must spend the summer at Malfoy Manor as Draco's personal servant. Contains mature language and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,407 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toys by Poetrygirl98 reviews
Bella is playing with her toys, when in comes Emmett... Chock full of lemony goodness! Rated 'M' for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Emmett
Liquid Lust by Lunesence reviews
What happens when luck leads you down a path you didn't quite expect. Harry x Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brotherly Secrets by KreachersintheNight reviews
Blaine never mentioned his family. Harry didn't either. Seperated for almost 14 years, Lima, Ohio, is about to get a wake up call from the Potter Brothers. A series of one-shots spanning from the UK to McKinely high school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Blaine A.
Becoming Us (Part 2) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry and Draco have discovered their feelings for each other. Now they must decide whether to keep their relationship a secret or share it with the world. Starts 20 minutes after the conclusion of Part 1 and takes them through the end of their 8th year at Hogwarts. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,239 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Becoming Us (Part 1) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Following the war, Harry Potter and friends return to Hogwarts to repeat their interrupted final year. To everyone's surprise Draco Malfoy returns as well, but something has changed. Harry learns the weighty consequences of being marked as a Death Eater and must decide whether to help Draco escape his past. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Witchcraft and Wizardry by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Draco gets taken to a Burlesque Club by Blaise and Theo for his 21st birthday. The club's named "Witchcraft and Wizardry" and has a very intriguing main attraction. Draco meets the man of his dreams and the star courtier of the club finds his angel. Need I say more? ...AU, slash. rated M because I'm still paranoid and it has mentions of stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 12,775 - Follows: 4,003 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Cammie's life by jellomello143 reviews
Cammie and Zach have been best friends since birth but what happens when a new boy tries to take Cammie from Zach? This is war between the two boys. Who will win her heart? The best part is there all spies...even the new boy...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Let the games begin by WeirdAndAwesome reviews
(For the love of J.K. Rowling, do not read this! It's in a terrible state. Don't say I didn't warn you..) When Voldemort is defeated, the famous trio returns to Hogwarts to finish their 7th year. Without all the excitement and adrenaline they've experienced.. won't they be bored? Certainly not when they see what Ginny and Hermione have planned for them. Slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Absence Makes the Spy Grow Stronger by CookieJar Raider reviews
Have you ever got that feeling that you're being watched? That someones following you? For Cammie Morgan that's been the case since she was six. So with Senior Year starting and the COC becoming more suspicious, Cammie must battle her biggest battle in order to stop the evil that is threatening her school. Fighting, mysteries, secrets and spies. And I'm only just getting started.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,022 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cammie M.
Parseltongue and Firewhiskey by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Again by kkequestrian reviews
Austin and Ally are the best of friends, but they both are hiding their true feelings from each other, for fear of ruining their friendship. But when Ally's long-time crush breaks her heart, will they finally reveal their feelings for each other? My first fanfiction story. Give it a shot, and let me know what you think! :)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Pleasant Ride by Goode-Lover reviews
When the Blackthorne Boys come to Gallagher Academy on an exchange, boy are they in for a surprise.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Unfortunate Consequences by BregoMellonNin reviews
Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Should Have Come Out Earlier by 0idontknow0 reviews
Draco and Harry finally reveal their relationship a bit impromptu. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Party drinkers by R5RossLynchFan23 reviews
Team Austin throwing a party to celabrate Austin winning the artist of the year award! Austin and Ally have a few drinks and have there own celebration! Warning: smut, language! Might add more if asked to! Ik summary and title sucks!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Of Tales and Foes by WrittenCamera396 reviews
Cammie comes back after her few months away from Gallagher with info on the C.O.C. and a new boyfriend! What does Zach think? What dangers have caught up with her? And what dangers have yet to be faced? Read this if you have Only the Good Spy Young. Story used to be "Only Smart People Spy"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Plan Jealousy by xiheartyoux reviews
I sat through my classes for the rest of the day and ran out of the school screaming "I'm freeee!" When people started to stare, I blushed and walked normally. Disclaimer: Ally Carter owns the Gallagher Girls, NOT ME!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Best Friend Became A Hot Mess by celistial luna reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends.Edwards the nerd and Bella is the popular girl.They both have feelings for each other but won't say anything,to afraid of the outcome of it.Edward disappears without a good-bye.When he comes back they're both different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Summer time fun by gerbilluv1 reviews
The girls and boys from Blackthorne spend the summer together Along with Cammies mom and Joe Cammie and Zachs relationship is progressing, but how does mom and Joe feel about that? Rated M for... well A REASON! from the very start
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
It Started On The Road ! by xoILoveMexo reviews
Another Break-Up for Beck and Jade but this one is the real deal. Is Beck falling for soomebody else on the gang's Spring Break? Is Tori falling for someone unexpectedly? Haven't wrote in a while, please Enjoy and Review for future chapters :
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,279 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Tori V., Beck O.
Sweat by RZZMG reviews
When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,373 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Temptation by S. Rune reviews
"You don't think I have had temptations?" It was just one temptation. Spoilers for the Break Up. Slight Blaine bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Choices by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt tells Finn the truth about Beth before Rachel can, opening a door to possibilities and choices Finn never considered. Season One, AU. Kinn friendship/pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,786 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Kurt H., Finn H.] Carole H.
Friends With Benefits by BeTheWorld reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy are best mates. But they also have a secret. Do these relationships ever really work out? Albus/Scorpius; Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
East of Eden by WriteSprite reviews
When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drink to That! by MisaPummelman reviews
Kurt is at Scandals after breaking it off with Blaine, and of course meets Sebastian. Kind of AU, M, Slash, Klaine/Blaine!bashing... Read the warnings inside, people...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Punishment by ravenmaniac reviews
An unapologetically smutty short story about Spankward and Slutella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams & Jealousy by InsaneProcrastinator007 reviews
"Jeez Austin! What's wrong with you! Ally is your friend!" Austin paced around on the sand muttering to himself. Many people passing by gave him strange glances but he didn't seem to notice. He was too riled up by the fact he was checking Ally out. "She's just wearing a bikini. It's the bikini's fault. If she wasn't wearing that- GOD! Why am I thinking about her naked! Bad Austin!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
the guilty ones by grim grace reviews
An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,743 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Time travel by katclutz reviews
LIz makes a black hole that eats cammie up then spits her out only at a completly different ages. so its a normal day
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Cammie M.
Not So Long Ago by Silverspear reviews
"Stop it!" the little girl shouted as she reached out to swat away the tiny hand that belong to mischievous boy who sat behind her. She turned her tiny body around to glare at the boy, who sat in his desk with his arms crossed out in front of him innocent
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,138 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears, And Trusting by A Runner At Heart reviews
After a tragic event, Cammie moves back to Virginia from California, where she meets a certain Green-Eyed-Boy. The past comes back, and love sparks up. But soon, the truth come out, and Cammie and the gang are out searching for answers, answers she may or may not like. ZAMMIE! No spies! All normal! Full summary inside!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,232 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Seduction of Rose Weasley by MissWriter4Ever reviews
Where Scorpius seduces Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by H.dollz reviews
When a blizzard forces Cece, Rocky and the gang to stay for a few weeks at the school's annual lock-in, feelings will be discovered, feelings that weren't there before - Were they? A Total Gece fic. *Complete*
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,879 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
New Rooms by WritersWayOfLife reviews
The Lab Rats are finally getting their own rooms! But what happens when Bree wants Chase's room because her room isn't good enough in comparison? Well when she barges in unannounced will Chase finally snap?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
A Twist of Fate by keelhaulrose reviews
Hermione had just broken up with Ron. Jacob was just about ready to concede defeat to Edward. Then a work assignment brings Hermione to La Push. What will happen when a rouge vampire, a bad injury, and fate throws them together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,383 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
A to Z on Goode Babies by Daysi5 reviews
Twenty-six chapters on how Cammie and Zach will deal with their children and every day life. Read and review! Rated T, cause I can.I don't own this series. New characters collide with the old ones. Ch.9: Induced Memories
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Blackthorne? by ShmemilyShmoring reviews
The Gallagher Girls go to Blackthorne. The COC never existed so this is a fluffy, happy, Zammie story: Read and Review! I hope you like it! Warning: Characters may be a bit OOC as in, a little bit girlier than usual. Rated T, just cause: COMPLETE:
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Because of Love by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
Jasper answers the phone. I'm naked. I'm as hard as a rock. I have blue balls. Fuck me…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horrid Red Socks by PyroLyfe13 reviews
Harry accidentally ruins Draco's favorite jumper when he washes it with his favorite red socks. The savior of the wizarding world has to find a way to make it up to his lover. Draco/Harry slash. Rimming, spanking, oral, anal. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Night by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry, Luna, and Draco escape the wizarding world assumed to be dead After defeating Voldemort with no one after them and finally finding the freedom to be whom they want to be. Moving to the little town of Forks, Washington with Sirius, Remus and Teddy comes later. EC/HP LL/SC DM/AW RHC/EC AC/JWC Severus soon joins them and the fun begins. COMPLETED. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
How Kurt Hummel got to New York after all by LunaLoveklaine reviews
Carmen Tibideaux does not like to be disagreed with. Especially when it's about performing. So when she finds our that her secret favorite from her audition tour somehow not got accepted to her school, she's furious … And will change it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Boy's Club by RZZMG reviews
Shy, insecure Albus Potter has been tasked by his dad to infiltrate the secret club, "Skull & Serpent" led by Scorpius Malfoy, his long-time crush. Can he betray the boy he loves for familial duty? A coming of age story with HOT SLASH. 2012 HPNextGenFest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
No Hands by blacktastic77 reviews
what happens when leo throws another party but with alchohol involved. and then when no hands comes on and bree wants to dance with chase. first story, song fic, and oh yeah SMUT;
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bree, Chase
Best Friends with Benefits by they're not puppies reviews
Cameron Ann Morgan is starting her first year in college with her best friend since 7th, Zachary Goode. Basically, her life is stressful. What more to make her life more complicated other than sleeping with said best friend.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Duratura storia d'amore by XxGallagherGirlxX reviews
Cammie hates Zach. Zach loves Cammie. What does Zach have to do to make Cammie fall in love with him? It's hopeless. But when something unexpected happens, nothing is impossible.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Far from Home by macoolist reviews
Cammie spends the summer away from everything she loves: the Gallagher school, her mom, her friends, and being a spy. Just when she thinks she'll have to endure another dull summer...she gets a surprise. Cammie/Zach all the way!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Son of a Dark Lord by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Gallagher Girls Go To Blackthorn by BumbleBee51 reviews
What happens when Liz, Macey, Bex and Cammie go to Blackthorn for the summer after sophomore year. Set after Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy, but before Don't Judge A Girl By Her Cover. Please read review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
You Can Have Your Dreams by Kosu reviews
AU: In which Sebastian goes to support his boyfriend at his NYADA audition and is in for a little surprise. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Roleplay by BoriLover45 reviews
Beck really wants to roleplay.. Rated M for Sex,Langauge, and Roleplay...
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Beck O., Tori V.
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU Zach pulled on a mask and flippers before thinking about how his life had gotten so weird. He was spending time with a girl, without physical contact. Then he thought, It's time for something new, and Cammie was definitely something new. COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,209 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
A True Friendship by 3ricaRissaJaz reviews
All normal. Cammie is moving. TO Gallagher or FROM Gallagher? Read to find out. Disclaimer: I do not own anything except a few charaters. By:Rissa . A lil bit OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Blindfolded by you drive me crazy s-r cologne reviews
Blaise decides to make a fantasy of his come true. Draco/Hermione/Blaise. Three chapters of pure smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Stuck on Cloud Nine by you drive me crazy s-r cologne reviews
What was so dirty about feeling good?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cinderella Spy Story by neversaynevergirl reviews
Cammie grew up as a servant to her stepmother and sisters. Then when she starts texting a mysterious guy, who helps her show the real her. But when an oppurtunity comes when she gets to meet him. Will she find out who she is? Based on A Cinderella Story
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Venus' Nipples by Heather68 reviews
When Private Investigator Harry Potter is hired to investigate the strange behaviour of his client's wife, he stumbles into the last person he expected to find.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Galagher goes to Blackthorne with a twist by frizzy-wizzy-oringina reviews
Galagher Academy goes to Blackthorne Insitute, the Coc never existed.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth by Goode Foreva reviews
Cammie has been on the run now, for the whole of Winter break. Its now time for her to return to Gallagher. She has finally found out what she wanted to know and more. But now she is fed up of running and wants to fight back. R&R first fanfict. zammie :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MINE! by BlackMoon29 reviews
A single Emmett and his mated siblings meet a human Bella during their first day of College together. However, they all quickly learn that things are not always as they seem. Rated M for Lots of Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,118 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Bella, Emmett
The Bathroom by WritersWayOfLife reviews
So it turns out Bree, Adam and I aren't related. That's great...apart from the fact that my feelings for Bree have gotten way out of control. Sharing a bathroom doesn't help either... especially when she always forgets her clothes.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
What Happens in New York by sadtomato reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupt Me by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Do Not by they're not puppies reviews
So, Cammie has finally come back four years later from hiding from the Circle. Everything is well. Well, I mean if you count your 'best friend' getting married to the guy you're in love with. Sure I guess.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
On Your Knees by beckybrit reviews
Draco gets Harry just where he wants him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Roundabout Way by kellegirl reviews
Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot & Ready by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Bella orders, Emmett delivers... They both enjoy more than just pizza. Drabble-fic, short and sweet. PWP, basically...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Interrogate Me by beckybrit reviews
Harry questions Draco using some rather unconventional methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flipped by AlmostGolden reviews
What would happen if Zach and Cammie switched bodies during an exchange? Remember, if you like it; review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Play a Little Game by irishchick93 reviews
Major smut warning. HPDM Some anal play, D/s, rimming, and fluff at the end. Please rate and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
247 by 101fabgirl reviews
Having Zach as your body guard...that to 24/7 isn't what Cammie expected when she came back from summer break. Its the start of her Junior year, and she and her friends become closer to Zach as the year goes by LOTS OF ZAMMIE Rated T for language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,598 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Honest Truth by blk0912 reviews
A different take on the conversation between Rachel and Quinn in the Michael episode. Faberry friendship, with a Klaine and St. Berry Ending. Now with a 2nd chapter featuring more Jesse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
After Summer by Code.Chameleon reviews
After an announcement that the Gallagher girls will be able to see the Blackthorne boys, masked men fly down from the ceiling without causing a code black. Cammie and her friends will try to get their perfect junior year along with the help of a few Blackthorne boys. INCOMPLETED
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Inevitability by Cris reviews
My St. Berry "fix" for the Nationals episode. Starts at the unscripted kiss and then veers heavily AU. Smut and fluff warning! *I had so much fun with this, I'm adding more "fixes" and missing scenes, all oneshots.*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 217,259 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
New life old love by loveurlife reviews
It's been two years since Cammie ran away. Everythings doing great for her until a certain someone comes back into her life. Rated T just to be safe.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Schooled by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Fifth fic in the Eighth Year Professors series, sequel to Teacher by Example. Harry knew Draco was going to have a reaction. He just didn't think it was going to come in front of the entire Great Hall. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Soul by xXJustSomeRandomKidXx reviews
When Cammie moves to Roseville, she finds out that maybe, just maybe, love can last longer than a lifetime... Read and Review! No spies. Some mystery! I was formerly known as zammie4ever... XD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Snowstorms and Interventions by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Harry by TheApathyImp reviews
Harry's evil, Draco's sexy. It's just one of those things. Rated M for profanity and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spend A Little Time With The Goodes by Pieces Of My Heart reviews
Come and hang out with the Goode family while the go through both happy and sad times. A bunch of related one-shots. This used to be 'Holidays With The Goodes.' Rated T instead of K because I am cautious.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,897 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Tale about horny teachers by papuruakuma reviews
Draco wants Harry. Like half of the male population on Hogwarts... Draco's horny and Harry's clueless. Put three plotting ex-students in the mix and you get a new hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I didn't fall! I was pushed! by evil-hazel-18 reviews
Cam doesn't run away. She stays and trains. Solomon wants her to go to Blackthorne over the summer and show them what shes made of and get extra training. When she gets there she's in for a huge surprise and isn't sure what to do to get out of it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Untouchable by Perfect Malfunction reviews
Jade is sick and Beck offers to tutor Tori. What will happen? FULL OF LEMONS :
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Beck O., Tori V.
Santa's Coming by GamerKuro reviews
What will Santa do when he finds out he's on someone's wishlist? A Christmas PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Arranged marriage by Helly4Jelly reviews
When two companies merge Zach and Cammie are forced to get married. They hate each other with a passion but when they start playing games will they fall for each other? rated M because i'm paranoid...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter Fairy Tales by Galadriell reviews
What would the Harry Potter characters do in the situation of, say, Little Red Riding Hood or Snow White? Give me prompts! One-shots. Contains everything from slash, AU, crack, fluff, smut, happily ever afters. Remus/Sirius, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
First Beach Fiasco by LadyofSpain reviews
Jake takes Bells cliff diving. She wears a bikini, sending him into orbit. She loses her top and he has to take her to his home. He complains to Charlie, who lectures Bella. She goes ballistic, and poor Jake gets fried-at first. Nommed best Jake at Eclipse and Torch Awards 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Kisses, Pranks, and True Loves by evil-hazel-18 reviews
I'm taking over this story for Italian.BettyBoop, and this is her amazing plot, not mine! Pranks are everywhere! Can they take what each gender dishes out? Will each couple survive? CxZ, BxG, MxT, LxJ! Will they turn against eachother? M for later chapte
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Make it Good by Fr333bird reviews
Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Santa Baby by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gallagher Girls 4 by klandish reviews
Blackthorne and Gallagher schools need to combine, AGAIN, but this time in Roseville high until they seek out the honey-potting child of an enemy agent. Please excuse any mistakes, this is my first story! Thanks!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by jonathangroff reviews
When Jesse's away at California during his Spring Break, Rachel decides to surprise him by sending him a sext.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Relief by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
Rachel and Jesse make it to Broadway playing Melchior and Wendla on Spring Awakening. Even after all these years, nothing can stop their feelings from coming to a head.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
What's Better Than Blackthorne Boys? by theatrefreak72 reviews
Cammie's escaped the clutches of the COC yet again. Gallagher is doing another exchange with Blackthorne, this time it's at Blackthorne. Cammie thinks this will be the best year yet, until a familiar face shows up. Story's better than summary!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Happy Birthday by Alexandra Shinai reviews
One of the things Bella is best at is giving birthday presents to Jasper Whitlock. Rated M for delicious lemons. Bella/Jasper. AU, I suppose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reading Cameron Ann Morgan: LYKY by xXJustSomeRandomKidXx reviews
It's the day before school and Bex just found Cammie's CoveOps report. They begin to read. What happens when things get out of control? Rated T because I'm not sure how far this will go. R and R please! Has some Drama as well.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cammie M.
Draco Malfoy is too HOT to be Human! by Betty More Fishe reviews
Harry was just sitting down to talk to the headmaster when Pansy stormed in with Draco's will, Draco's got magical creature blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
On the Edge by sadtomato reviews
From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
Beauty and the Spy by Sherbet123 reviews
Zach is a cocky spy, Cammie is your average girl. When Zach gets fired he has to change normal Cammie to super spy Cammie by the end of the month. But can he make it work? Better than it sounds. Run off on Beauty and the Beast
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Those Who Can by northstar61 reviews
Life's path is often rife with unexpected detours – even for people as ambitious and talented as Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James. Written in response to bandtogetherandfight's Change the World challenge.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Gallagher Academy by x-DiehardDelena-x reviews
Zach : Player, ladies man, complete jerk. Cammie : Grant's badass sister, new in town. Typical love story? Probably not. This is Gallagher Academy - School for the Performing Arts. AU/OOC/No spies.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Gallagher Girls go to Blackthorne by Emily-Goode reviews
It's senior year and the Gallagher girls are going to Blackthorne. But what happens when the COC shows up? Is Zach good or bad? And who's Mark?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Smells Like Love by iwritee reviews
Ever since Senior Year started, Cammie's been receiving scented love notes in her locker. Could it be her long time crush or her worst enemy?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Secret Longings by MissLizziebeth reviews
Emmett and Bella fool around behind the Cullens' back. Collection of one-shots and two-shots! Lots of smut! Human!B/Vampire!Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Bella, Emmett] - Complete
A Chatroom with a side of Civilians by BrookeGoode reviews
When Liz and Jonas make a chatroom for Gallagher will Cammie's Civilian friends find out what really goes on in Gallagher Academey? Please review! Trailer First Chapter is up! Story is going to better than the Summery oh and story is a litte but OOC THIS STORY IS UP FOR ADOPTION STILL IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT IT!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Ms Dally: Cupid's Flame by MissLizziebeth reviews
The term 'friends with benefits' just didn't quite cover it. AH, AU, OOC, Femslash, Slash, Poly, Multi, Lemony Goodness, Confident!Sexy!Bella/Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Carlisle and more
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Bella, Emmett, Alice, Jasper]
Summer Lovin' Had Me a Blast by bandtogetherandfight reviews
Rachel is eleven, Jesse is on the cusp of thirteen. They meet at summer camp. Written for the St. Berry Change the World challenge.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The greatest plot you'll ever know by TeaSippinSpirit reviews
Complete and utter Drarry porn. Absolutely no plot, just down dirty porn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FRIENDS! or not by evil-hazel-18 reviews
Zach and Cammie are friends. Cammie wants to keep it that way. She has seen what Bex and Grant have gone through and can't bare to think of her and Zach ruining their friendship that way. Cammie gets back from a mission and Zach doesn't seem to agree.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Summer on AIM by suchasasshole reviews
This is my first story on ! What happens when things start heating up between spies during the summer? Please read & review! Disclaimer: I don't own Gallagher Girls! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010
Itchy and Scratchy by Fr333bird reviews
One of Fred and George's pranks results in Draco discovering a kink he didn't knew he had. Established relationship ficlet. Fluffy and smutty. Warnings for adult content, extreme silliness and abuse of knitted items.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Swan Heart by Lilith Duvare reviews
Harry despised Dalton and the stuck up, snobbish brats going there, but he sucked it up and concentrated on getting into Bolshoi Ballet Academy with all his power. Until one late afternoon he bumped into Kurt Hummel, the newest addition to the Warblers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,328 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Breakfast, Harry and Draco Style by ArsenicAngel reviews
Draco surprises Harry with doughnuts, and Harry knows the perfect way to indulge in them. Warnings for: Crossdressing, foodplay, daddy!kink, lots of dirty talk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Is He Worth Fighting For? by SnixX321 reviews
'It's been 8 years, 5 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 8 seconds since I last saw her.' After graduation, Cammie became a top spy and never saw Zach agian but now he's back. Is it too late to save what they had or will it crumble? **Character Death
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 234 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Declaration of War by slytherin-nette reviews
All Harriet Potter wanted was a quiet life. She never wanted to attend Salazar Slytherin's Pureblood Academy of Magic and anger the S-4. She ESPECIALLY never wanted the attention of its leader, Draco Malfoy. A Hana Yori Dango adaptation. DM/femHP. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,456 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Master of Death by Tiro reviews
Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 394 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Trust by ninjaspyassassin1 reviews
cammie and her friends are picked to go to blackthorne for a whole year! Cammie and zach havent seen eachother since the kiss! what will happen when lies come out? Better than summary! Used to be called Why didn't you tell me? Zammie... Kind of! R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
CIMMIM Chat Email by sb221 reviews
Gallagher now has a website for spies to chat and email each other. Liz and Jonas are in charge of security, of course. But someone has been sending death threats. Is there a spy within the two schools? Danger is in every email. And at every corner.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,786 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bound to Work by Secret Koko reviews
Draco is in his first year of Auror training and is currently residing in a cramped dormitory with a hot but seemingly straight roommate that he's been secretly lusting after. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Encounters by alleyofdarkclouds reviews
"So, have you brought me a present?" he asked while he trapped her between himself and the closed door."Present? Are you mad? I'm here to kick your ass. You could call that a present."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught by lostinwonderland96 reviews
Set during the Yule Ball. And what if with the carriages at the Yule Ball, Snape caught Harry and Draco snogging and doing...maybe more? And surely he wouldn't take points from Slytherin. Would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rule Numbers 397 and 398 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's rule number 397: Coming up behind Harry while he ad Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny. Hogwart's rule number 398: - Even if Luna Lovegood does say "Yes, I thought so too".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Numbers 81 and 82 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule 81: I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present. Hogwart's rule 82: - Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 379 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's rule number 379: I cannot lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Morning Glory by sleepless.writer.mad reviews
Bella decides Edward has slept enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rules Numbers 447 and 448 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwarts rule number 447: I am not allowed to spank others. Hogwarts rule number 448: - Even if Draco Malfoy liked it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practically Family by DropsxofxJupiter reviews
Someone is flirting with Harry. Draco doesn't like it. Keep in mind - this is pure smut. Warnings: Possessive!Top!Draco Submissive!Bottom!Harry, Spanking, Toys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets and Spies:GG5 by ilovepie2012 reviews
Cammie ran away from the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Will Zach find her? Will Cammie find the answers she's looking for? Please read and review. P.S. This is my first FanFic. Much better than the summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011
Revenge is Sweet Original by Missing Missy reviews
It's junior year and the Gallagher girls are going to Blackthorne on another exchange. But what happens when there is a war going on between the girls and boys. Here's a hint, tons and tons of pranks. But what happens when a prank goes to far. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
The Art of Wanking by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM NC-17 SLASH, Continuation of "The Art of Seduction". Draco notices Harry watching him in the great hall and chooses to respond in a way the raven never saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Prince-Malice reviews
HPDM SLASH NC-17, Hormones are raging, making it impossible for Harry NOT to notice how skillfully Draco eats his dinner. Sequel NOW POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Next To You by iwritee reviews
Cammie and Zach are childhood best friends. But the summer before Senior Year changes it all...whether they like it or not.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
The Perfect Tantrum by slytherin-nette reviews
In which Garrett Malfoy throws a tantrum, storms out on his mother and winds up getting lost smack in the middle of Diagon Alley. What's a miniature, 5-year-old little Malfoy son supposed to do! A short & sweet family oneshot. TPG/TPW Universe. HP&GM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Remember Me by jellomello143 reviews
Sequel to Please Don't Hurt Me. When all their memories are erased from that horrible night they all get a fresh start…except for Cammie. With her back and alive will she be able to go through the pain again? PLEASE DON'T READ TILL YOU'VE READ BOOK ONE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
A Change In Daily Routine by jellyloveselijahandclare reviews
What happens when four Gallagher Girls and four Blackthorne Boys are sent to public school! Will they be able to fit in? Z/C G/B J/L P/M/N
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
One simple message by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
"Everyone thinks your dead" "She didn't have the guts to kill me"... what happens when blackthorne comes back to gallagher, who will cammie meet? OK this is my first fan fic... if it sucks please tell me!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8297 - Favs: 8,719 - Follows: 8,687 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gold Girls: Gallagher Girls by applecheryl reviews
A group of cheerleaders at Roseville Academy also turns out to be spies.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2011
The Dirt by NatahlieWhitlock reviews
Bella is tired of all these ordinary Fork's boys and Jasper is the only one she can go to to get what she wants. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Remember Cinderella? by gallaghergirl23 reviews
Cammie lives with Joe and has never met her parents or been to Gallagher. Joe sends Zach to kidnap Cammie from her normal life and bring her to Blackthorne. SEQUEL COMING SOON! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Towel Thief by Whatchoofelloverfor reviews
James has to deal with the consequences when he steals Lily's towel. Again. LJ ONESHOT! A bit racy, not too smutty, rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wasp's Sting by chronically radioactive reviews
Scorpius/Rose - Rose is bothered - in more ways than one - by Scorpius's choice of words. Parody of a scene in Taming of the Shrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cuffed To You by ping-pongplayer reviews
Emmett & Bella hate each other, more than anything. When a new t.v. show Cuffed puts them together, cuffing them, things don't go as they seem. They have to be stuck together for a month. How will they feel when the month ends? AH Em/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,335 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Lips Of An Angel by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU ZXC. No one can ever really forget their first love, especailly when it hadn't been their choice to lose them in the first place. Ten years later and nothing really had changed, besides the fact that Cammie in on the brink of getting engaged.3shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Draco and Daddy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Draco and his "daddy" have some fun. CROSS-DRESSING. EXTREME MALE ON MALE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sexy as hell by misseeweasley reviews
Harry's a tease, Draco's delectable, Remus and Sirius are doing god knows what, Hermione and Ron are cute. Just read it, hopefully it'll give you a laugh. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A New Forever by HPFangirl71 reviews
Sex on the Beach... what more can you ask for? Contains slash pairings and sexual content! Do Not Flame!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Secret by shadea3 reviews
Cammie and Zach are secretly dating. None of their friends know, but will they find out when Zach and Cammie act like a couple in public. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fitting Lover by nia-ox reviews
The customer's always right, as Bella's about to find out. Lemon, OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Spy by Peppermintrina reviews
What is more boring then spending your whole life as a lonely billionaire? Hale sure doesn't know. A Kat-Meets-Hale Shot.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Gallagher High School by Katie741 reviews
All of the charachters from the series-except Gallagher High School is a normal, public, high school. No spies. Everyone is like Josh. What happens when Cammie's the new girl and Macey and Zach are most pop. ppl in school? Story is LOTS better than sum.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,011 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Masculine Click Of Designer Boots by BruisedSmile reviews
"Epicness" gets a new definition. An alternate twist on the "New York" finale.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kill Cammie Morgan by x-DiehardDelena-x reviews
Top spy Cammie Morgan and her three best friends travel to Hawaii for the summer. Top assassin Zach Goode is sent on a mission by the COC : Kill Cammie Morgan. Or at least that's the original plan… until he meets her. **ZAMMIE** A little OOC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Prank Wars by BritishGallagherGirl reviews
Blackthorne come back to Gallagher for a full year, and the girls decide to pull a prank. The guys prank back and everything turns into a game for "The Greatest Pranksters at Gallathorne!" "No Grant, that's just stupid."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Afternoon Delights by babylopez2008 reviews
Emmett receives a raunchy picture at work from his wife, Bella. Of course, Emmett can't do anything to give into his desire at work. What happens when he goes home for some afternoon delight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
He Was That Good by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
After Brittany reveals how wonderful Kurt is at oral sex, Rachel is painfully turned on. Brit makes a deal with Kurt that if he "helps out" Rachel, she'll give his future boyfriend tips on great blowjobs. Hummelberry -ish. Sequel to "It Was This Big." M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Red Mist by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has feelings for his auror partner but keeps them to himself, until one day he loses his temper when someone hurts Harry and Draco gives away his secret by over-reacting. Fluffy little one shot, explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Red Dress by thegreatstoryteller reviews
CeCe and her boyfriend Gunther decide to have a little fun.
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H. - Complete
Zach Goode Must Die 2 by Sherbet123 reviews
Alley Goode just enrolled at Gallagher Academy along with her sister and two best friends. Do they not realize they're falling for the same boy? Will things ever be the same? Sequel to Zach Goode Must Die read that first Please Read its pretty good. :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
The Perfect Little Spy Couple by Gallagirl15 reviews
What if Cammie and Zach grew up together as friends? What if Zach's parents and Cammie's dad was still alive? Written in Cammie's dad POV. Set when Cammie and Zach are twelve years old, and not at their schools yet. Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Next Tuesday by That's Classified reviews
Kinda cute Zammie fluffy flick. One-shot only. Hope you like, but can't blame you if you don't. Anyways, PLEASE READ! ZAMMIE ALERT! FLUFF ALERT! Rated 'T'. Thx. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fearless by iwritee reviews
Gallagher Academy and Blackthorne Institute are no school for spies. Just normal private school for normal teenagers. Cammie is the most popular girl at Gallagher, Zach is the most popular at Blackthorne. And Cammie hates him. Zach doesn't. He wants her.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 58,086 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Naughty Time With the Major by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Winner of the first ever Jasper's Spank Bank hosted by the Jaspers Darlins: A peek into Jasper and Bella love life. won't be finished
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Infront of a Screen by Peppermintrina reviews
IM Chat. Give it a chance?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Gallagher Girls Adventure! by JustARandomShortStory reviews
The girls sneak out to see the boys. NOTE: to avoid me spilling spoilers, I based this off of the second book. Thanks for reading!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Gallagher Girls IM chat by JustARandomShortStory reviews
This is an IM chat. Note: not all characters are in all of the chapters.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Behind Computer Screens by Keep Dreaming reviews
Zach and Cammie were co-workers who hated each other. But online they were falling for each other. Each didn't know the others identity, but secrets have a way of coming out. Would they continue to fall or crash and burn? Rated T for Language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
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Gallagher girls and Blackthorne boys iming reviews
ok so I adopted this story from Shelbysaysohai please read I dont own anything
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Best Friends or Soulmates reviews
Cammie has had a crush on zach sense the beginning of high school but he doesnt know it. Zach feels the same way but they wont admit it to each other will they get togther or just be friends? BETTER THEN IT SOUNDS NO SPIES
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
burlesque gallagher girls edition reviews
What if zach never meet cammie when cammie gets a mission to spy on zach goode and get info on the circle will she stick to it or fall hard in love with zach WAY BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
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