I love to write fiction. But mostly I've grown to have a great liking of the movie 'Hellboy: The Golden Army' and I'm mostly gonna write about them. Mainly Prince Nuada, an OC paired up with him and his sister, Princess Nuala.
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
How to annoy your parents.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
 I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
this is this cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you can't pronounce it, split the word up, that always helps me.)
8 Things I Find Annoying:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire Room to find the TV remote because they refuse to get up and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, 'It's always the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film, 'Did you see that?' No, I came to the cinema to stare at the bloody floor.
6. People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya Sunshine?
7. When something is 'New and Improved.' Which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can't be new.
8. When people say, 'Life is too short.' What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
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25 Reasons I owe my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about weather.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
" You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
" You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP. (Extrasensory Perception.)
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people asking questions.
- Scott Adams
About 93% of the female population would die if the Miley Cyrus decided to jump off a building. Post this on your page if you are the 7 that would yell "Jump Bitch!"
"The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." -- Nicholas Flamel, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel
!!How wrong is this!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
!!!Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong!!!
If you are crazy and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile!
If you believe that vampires are walking among us, copy this onto your profile!
OH, AND HERE IS A BUNCH OF LINKS TO SOME OF MY FAVOURITE STORIES:
One of my favourite Fav's : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8109647/1/Big_Brother
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6116800/1/Esme_and_The_Riding_Crop A very naughty one, this is!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5719751/1/Fit_to_Be_Tied Ezio and Rosa From Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
AND THE BEST STORY I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF READING( AND ALSO MY FAVOURITE) IS!:
AND HERE IS A BUNCH OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS: