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Hi everyone, I'm garling! My name is actually that, just because the usernames I think of simply don't meet up to the names you guys create!

Anyway, some stuff about me:

Gender: Girl!

Age: 17. Well, nearly. (On the 14th August, which is only 13 days away, yay!)

Hobbys: Reading...and more reading. And movies.

My fave books: would probably take up pages, sooo just because I'm lazy, I'm not going to put them down. But, my fave series is Harry Potter:D And I am in a 'sort of like' relationship with Twilight. Jasper is hot!!!

Facts about moi:

1) I get into fazes easily. Very easily. Right now I am recovering from an obsession with The Phantom of The Opera, and am getting into reading...Fan Fiction!(I know, that was such a hard one to guess;D)

2) I have trouble socializing with people I meet. I don't know why, I just do!

3) I have a thing for bad boys in stories I read, especially if they are handsome! I am stuck on fan fic to do with Lucius Malfoy, right now! *stares dreamily into space*

4) I cannot go a day without reading for at least two hours. I just cannot.

5) I have realised that I am afraid of wasps. Seriously, I woke up this morning to a buzzing sound...and a wasp had flown in my window. I ran out of the room, and waited behind my door for around an hour until it had flown out again, before collecting my clothes!

6) I love listening to music (Basshunter, Emilie Autumn, Evanescence, Sia and Hosh Groban being my favourites) , and can get incredibly emotional over something like a poem. Or fanfic:D

7) I always have time to gush over hot boys. A reason why I have a B grade in ICT this year:(

My favourite fanfic pairings:

Hermione G./ Lucius M.- Particularly in 'Eden' by Obsessmuch!

Draco/ Hermione- I particularly recommend 'Dragons bride'!

Tom R. Jr./Hermione - 'Have you ever' is amazing. As is 'Time of our Destiny' and 'Ultima ratio'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, iheartmwpp, Garling


FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up. But it was fun!

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the HELL out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, Bitch RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT"S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Try Reading This:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

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Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Stolen by Lucy Christopher, Ty Writes Back by nora1407 reviews
This is Ty's perspective of Stolen. I have followed the book's events exactly & it's in the letter format. Review if you think I should put up the next chapter...
Stolen, Lucy Christopher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Gemma, Ty
darling, dearest, dead by Apathink reviews
"I can tell you that Penryn is precisely nine feet and six inches away from me. I can continue to tell myself that she is entirely dead." Maybe it's not what you think.
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Penryn Young, Raffe
One Timeless Choice by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Sequel to One Timeless Chance. The fabric of time is delicate, intricate and intertwined. Just how much of Time's tapestry must Hermione Evans destroy before she can can weave her own? TR/HG A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,976 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Unexpected by Ski October reviews
Will's finally crossed the line and when Tessa runs away, it's straight into the arms of Gabriel Lightwood. Literally. As she gets closer to Gabriel, Tessa starts to see that Will isn't the Right Man for her. Tessa/Gabriel. Slight Will bashing.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Tessa G., Gabriel L.
Velvet Roses by chrissytingting reviews
"I know you," he whispered silkily, his cool breath tickling her ear. "You want power. You want the forbidden knowledge. The Dark Arts... It enthralls you, it calls to your soul.. and I can give you all of that, My Dark Lady. So surrender to me." DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,770 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Hardest of Hearts by suddenlyseekingsansa reviews
"I can have everything I want," he said, "and I wanted you, just once. But you kept coming back." Hermione must live with the greatest mistake she's ever made. HG/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time of our Destiny by chrissytingting reviews
From some odd spell, Tom Riddle is sent spiraling to the future. Power hungry and handsome, he takes his spot as the Dark Lord and captures Hermione in the process. As prisoner of war, Hermione will do anything to run away... right? DARK after chapter 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,262 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy, Love God or Lucius Takes a Dip by Laurielove reviews
Like I said, Lucius takes a dip. A parody, spoof, whatever you want to call it. A good example of how not to write, but if you want to read it I suppose it's LM/HG and, yes, it has some M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Big Bad Wolf by K.Blood reviews
Julian: "I've been more things than you can imagine. And what I want you to believe is that children can go into dark places and disappear..." Some Jenny/Julian. AU
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Julian, Jenny - Complete
In The Dark by the-shiny-girl reviews
What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,567 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Swan Song by Insanity4Free reviews
Julian/Jenny WARNING This is mature for a reason, not you're usual Julian/Jenny fanfic.: "And when I win, I want you." Julian smirked coldly to himself. Oneshot.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Equilibrium by aviddaydreamer reviews
Time is a funny thing. It heals, it changes, it solidifies, it separates. And sometimes, just sometimes, it offers second chances. Canon compliant until epilogue, set in 8th year. Rated M for language and future lemons. HG/SB, HP/GW etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Image Becomes Reality by Clairavance reviews
He pulled away from her slightly to study her face. "I thought you'd choose me willingly, you know. If I'd known I had to get Tommy out the picture, I would have done it a lot sooner."
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,470 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Victim by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius muses on the matter of her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
So Close by AmicableAlien reviews
He didn't know her name...
Wind On Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Behind the Name, Beneath the Farce by Suklaamousse reviews
Young Tom Riddle's drunken and anguished quest to come up with a terrifying alias for himself after visiting Little Hangleton. Warning: mild swearing, WW bashing and generally offending human race. Drunk!Tom. Vignette. Oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Catwalk by notwolf reviews
Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Largo al Factotum by RainbowCookie318 reviews
Days in the life of flamboyant Lucius. No plot. Chapter Five is up! Lucius and Company go to the karaoke bar!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Into The Woods by juxtaposed reviews
crack!fic. The HP version of Hansel & Gretel, with Harry as Hansel and Draco as Gretel. Also featuring SeverusLucius and RemusSirius. Slash, rated R, so please be warned before clicking! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paper Faces by suddenlyseekingsansa reviews
Instead of leaving with Raoul, Christine stays with her beloved Phantom. But what happens when Christine dies and leaves poor Erik alone with their daughter?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Right Down to the Blood by Katy Cantin reviews
ONESHOT. LMHG. Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
My Uncle The Murderer by Phantom Quill reviews
My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Lucius M., N. Tonks