Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.
Hey, My name is Maebh (pronounced Maeve. My name is Irish.) I live in Ireland and I love Harry Potter! :D Really and seriously I am only going to be writing about Harry Potter! I could come up with some crazy solutions so please check them out if you love Harry Potter! That's about it! :P
I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.
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If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz, Crowfeather's girl, K8yandhammie, Lunarox67.
THE REVIEW REVOLUTION
I, Lunarox67, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution!
Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!
If you support the review revolution, copy & paste this into your profile.
The Rules of Hogwarts:
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
I Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"
If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
Opening Credits: Little Dreams - Ellie Goulding
Waking up: Higher - The Saturdays ft. Flo Rida
First day at school: Kicking and Screaming - Miley Cyrus
Making new best friend: Song 2 - Blur
Falling in love: Go Your Own Way - Glee
Breaking up: Like A Prayer - Glee
Prom: Jumping Into Rivers - Diana Vickers
Graduation: Jigsaw - Ryan Sheridan
Life's okay: Love That Lets Go - Hannah Montana
Death of a close friend: Drunk - Ed Sheeran
Mental Breakdown: I Like To Move It Move It - Madagascar Version
Driving: Loser Like Me - Glee
Flashback: Just Smile - Olly Murs
Getting back together: Somebody To Love - Glee (Cover of Justin Bieber)
Car accident: The Fame - Lady Gaga
Wedding scene: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King
Final Battle: I'm OK - Olly Murs
Birth of a child: I Kissed A Girl - Glee
Death scene: Just Dance - Lady Gaga
Funeral Song: Need A Little Love - Hannah Montana
End Credits: Change - Taylor Swift
Deleted Scenes: Fix You - Coldplay
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
List your 12 fav. Harry Potter Characters
1. Fred Weasley
2. George Weasley
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Sirius Black
6. Remus Lupin
7. Nymphadora Tonks
8. Arthur Weasley
9. Albus Dumbeldore
10. Rubeus Hagrid
11. Fang XD
What if One and Two dated?
GROSS GROSS GROOOOOSSSS!
Would you read a fanfic about Nine and Seven?
Depend's on the genre ...
Would you write a fanfic about Four and Eight? What would the title be?
What if 9 got 10 pregnant?
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are
Harry Potter Favorites:
Favorite overall character?
Favorite female character?
Favorite male character?
Group of characters?
Chocolate Frogs for the win! :D
Favorite Weasley twin?
Favorite Weasley Wizard Wheeze's product?
Harry Potter Least Favorites:
Least favorite Weasley?
Least favorite overall character?
Dolores Umbridge ... has to be stupid Toad -_-
Least favorite male character?
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Least favorite adult?
Least favorite student?
Least favorite spell?
Least favorite book?
Least favorite ship?