Tessa Honeybee
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Joined 07-20-11, id: 3089070, Profile Updated: 10-04-14
Author has written 17 stories for Transformers, and Animaniacs.

Hi, I'm Tessa Honeybee. This is an announcement to my friends. I have Aspergers. I don't understand people, but I understand Transformers. I can't tell you anything about politics, but I can tell you everything about energon. I can't explain Geometry, but I can explain the creation of the planet Cybertron. I love Transformers because the characters (even though they're not real), set examples for me and help me cope with my disability.

Optimus Prime is noble and selfless.
Ironhide is tough but gentle.
Ratchet is wise and bold.
Jazz is upbeat and positive.
Bumblebee is benevolent.
Wheeljack is helpful.
Sideswipe is a joker.
Sunstreaker is creative and clever.
Mirage is a diamond in a rock.
Hound is considerate.
Bluestreak is mentally strong.
Arcee is reliable.
Chromia is courageous.
Elita One is loving.


My Stories in Chronological Order:
1)Sparkling Trafficking
2)Friends To The Spark
3)Guardian
4)Thunder
5)Burning Desire
6)Brother My Brother
7)Who's Side Are You On
8)Twin Trauma
9)Blind Faith
10)Abduction
11)In the Dog House
12)Sentience
13)If We Hold On Together
14)A Life Saved
15)What Never Dies

My Parodies (which are not part of the story series):
*Automaniacs (now containing multiple chapters of Animaniacs song parodies)
*Bumblebee's Dirt Road Prayer


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Evanescence by keacdragon reviews
Starts right in the middle of the battle of Chicago after the prologue,where Sentinel, Megatron, and Optimus get their powers taken away and have to survive together and get along, or all three will die...R&R please!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
We're All A Bunch Of Good Chaps by John H. Everdene reviews
Oneshot - Movies. My take on what happened to Wheeljack's "Que's" Spark between leaving his body and ascending to the All-Spark.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Que/Wheeljack - Complete
Can't Keep Me Down by keacdragon reviews
TF G1 Optimus Prime/Roller/OC most of the Bots love having Spike and Sparkplug around but the downside is Bee is Spike's guardian making the other Bots a bit jealous Ratchet has an idea get the Bots out in public and meet people! Oh not good R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Optimus Prime
All About Us by Juzu reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots featuring Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and the mechs and femmes they come in contact with. Topics from fanfic100 table. Mainly G1, but will probably have some movieverse thrown in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
20 Moments by musiclovr16 reviews
Ok, so these are little moments between Wheelie and Mikaela. Review if you would like longer one-shots of these. Sorry, I kind of suck at summaries.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Wheelie, Mikaela B.
Reach Out by Jalaperilo reviews
As soon as Ratchet saw them, he knew they were going to be the bane of his existance. A story about the twin's growing up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Iridescent by moonlightsonata97 reviews
songfic, Dark of the Moon storyline. Optimus reflects the events of the final battle and cant help but feel responsible. maybe Ratchet can help him see his true iridescence. Happy Canada Day! SPOILERS FOR DARK OF THE MOON non-slash
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Being there for someone by hidden stranger reviews
Filmmaking is not always as entertaining for the ones who give to us the wonderful shows we enjoy, for one Desert Canine it has become something he doesn't even wish to participate in any longer. Can one bird change his mind about that?
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Your Silence Will Not Save You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
When Bluestreak speaks, it is not because he likes to talk, but because he can't stand the sound of silence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bluestreak - Complete
Alone by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is a story of two brothers,Optimus and Megatron.We see them start off as two loving brothers.But through a series of events that are beyond their control we see them drift further and further apart.ch11Megs is in for a shock when sparring withhis bro
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Payback Time by LittleMewLugia reviews
Barricade decides he’s going to get his own back on Bumblebee for the aftwhupping he was given when he first menaced Sam. He intends to hurt Bumblebee by hurting Sam. To get close to Sam, he needs a new alt form. The same one as Bumblebee....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Looney Songbook by Korora reviews
Some LTthemed song parodies. First, Roadrunner Pie
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007
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Sparkling Trafficking reviews
Long before the war, young Optimus and Megatron are kidnapped and sold for their worth of being Sentinel Prime's heirs. While in captivity, they meet other valued younglings such as the Prince of Vos, the Lord High Protector's creation, and the future Magnus. Together, these five will risk it all to make it home with their friendship and their lives.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave
Automaniacs reviews
A collection of Animaniacs songs sung by/about The Transformers. Currently contains Automaniacs, Wheelie and The Brain, Ballad of Megatron, There's Only One Of You, and A Meticulous Analysis of History.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/11/2012
Bumblebee's Dirt Road Prayer reviews
A prayer from Bumblebee to Primus, to bless the Autobots in their time of need and to keep Sam's spirits high. Based off of Lauren Alaina's song Dirt Road Prayer.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
If We Hold On Together reviews
Optimus reflects on his past, and the family he's lost in the war. Some ghosts from his past resurface. One asks for forgiveness, one seeks revenge, and another gives protection and love.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Who's Side Are You On reviews
What will it take for Sunstreaker to join the Decepticons? What are the consequences for Sideswipe and Sunstreaker?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Guardian reviews
Bumblebee is rescued by the Autobots as a sparkling. But young Bumblebee doesn't understand what's happened to his family. If he is to survive, he must accept the Autobots as his new family, and accept a different parental figure/guardian.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ironhide, Bumblebee - Complete
Thunder reviews
Bumblebee emotionally breaks down late one night and he needs help from Sam, to cope with a fear that originates from a traumatic incident from Bumblebee's past. Re-uploaded.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
What Never Dies reviews
Annabelle is reunited with Ironhide after his death. Re-uploaded
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Burning Desire reviews
Sideswipe is stranded in a snow storm after surviving an avalanche. He meets an unlikely ally. Sideswipe accepts his new ally's hospitality. At the same time he knows he must deny it, or become more vulnerable to the Decepticons.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Friends To The Spark reviews
Jazz meets a life long friend when he's a youngling. After the younglings grow t o be Autobot officers, a miricle saves t heir friendship, even in death.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Sentience reviews
Brains meets Roller and helps Optimus Prime's drone gain sentience.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Brains - Complete
A Life Saved
Ratchet is determined to repair Ironhide so he can be revived by the Matrix. Sideswipe tries to reason with Ratchet that while he tries so hard to bring Ironhide back, he's taking the risk of losing another Autobot's life. Prequel to What Never Dies.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Blind Faith reviews
Skids and Mudflap learn the true meaning of "More than meets the eye." from Leo and his girlfriend.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Mudflap, Skids - Complete
Abduction reviews
Wheelie is in way over his head in trouble this time. And he's sure he's on his own in getting out of it. After all, nobody's ever come back to save a drone before. Edited and extended!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Wheelie - Complete
Brother My Brother reviews
Bumblebee is reunited with his long lost brother. But Bumblebee is in denial. His brother is an outcast to Autobots and Decepticons and every Autobot seems to be giving him a second chance, except for Bumblebee. Bee and Wasp fic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
In The Dog House reviews
Autobots investigate an illeagal dog fight arena in search of hidden energon. The Autobots disguise themselves as dogs to enter the arena and find the energon. But there's a Decepticon or human trap waiting for them. WARNINGS for animal cruelty.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Twin Trauma reviews
Skids & Mudflap are run off the road & over a cliff by a couple of sports cars. When Skids doesn't transform in time, he hits his legs on some rocks & is suvearly injured. Mudflap has to get help fast! ROTF twins v.s G1 twins!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete