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Joined 07-20-11, id: 3089145, Profile Updated: 04-10-13
Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Pokémon, Teen Titans, and Young Justice.

Yo. The name is Goldeath. Although I've never tried online writing before, I'm tired of saying I should do this and not do it, so here I am. So for all of y'all who don't like to read over a story twice to get it (like me), are really bored people looking for some spice to add to their lives (like me), or even just love to read good shit (not literally, and like me), I hope my stories actually seem good to you. Soooooo, let me just jump right into this.

I'm New York all the way, and I love this city more than almost anything (except for chocolate, cinammon, and candy, among other things). I've been writing stories and poems for a long time, and for all you people who think that writing poems is a girly thing to do, y'all better grow a pair and try it sometime- it's actually quite fun. I am very athletic, often running or playing football when I'm not writing. (Sigh)-finally. Put one up for done!

I AM BACK!!! Call me idiotic, but I refuse to upload without my computer, which was... incapacitated for some time. But that's in the past now. I know that y'all missed me, but never fear. Goldeath is here.

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5 "Yo Mama" Jokes You Should Remember (and excuse me if I'm sometimes rascist or offensive. It's a habit.)
1) Yo mama so fat that I had to take two buses and three trains just to get on her good side!
2)Yo mama so fat, she fell into love and broke it...
3)Yo mama so fat that when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
4) Yo mama so fat that when she had a nightmare, she fell off both sides of the bed! 5)Yo mama so stupid, to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus two times!

Back to back these kill. Take your time, they scar pride for life (add your own. Rarely, these aren't enough).=)
P.S.You can find these jokes in Kyuubi16's Naruto fanfic "The Misadventures of the Akatsuki:Redux". Story is as funny as shit, so ya better go read it.

Favorite Quotes of All Time

Black Canary: Good block, but did anyone see what he did wrong?
Robin: Ooh! Ooh! He hit on the teacher and got served?
Kid Flash: Dude!
-Young Justice

Superboy: So now we take out your trash?
Batman: You had something better to do?
-Young Justice

Superboy: No cape. No tights. No offense.
-Young Justice

Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Okay. It's not, though.
-Archer

Llama #1: How did you even do this?!
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust.
Llama #1: Carl!
Carl: (intensely) I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Llama #1: CARL!!
-Llamas With Hats

Sam: Dean, there is TEN TIMES as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: Hey, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam: Wait... there's no such things as unicorns?
Dean: (opens and closes mouth)...That's cute.
-Supernatural

Shawn: It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I'm a prevailer of surveillarism.
-Psych

Shawn: Hello, I am Shawn Spencer and this is Imhotep, or 'he cometh in peace'. (turns to Gus) Show her your 'cometh in peace' face.
Gus: (tilts his head, smiling creepily)
-Psych

Silva: MARSHALL!!!
Robin: (sigh) What did you do to him now?
Marshall: Glued him to his bed in a very awkward position.
Robin: (high-fives him) Swag.
-Versus (my upcoming story)

Marshall: Well, someone's looking thetic today.
Superboy: Thetic?
Marshall: You know. There's apathtic, sympathetic, pathetic. Sometimes people are just chill and laid-back, a.k.a thetic.
Superboy: (sigh) Now we know where Robin got it from.
-Versus

Lagoon Boy: I don't know what the hell you're so happy about! We just got our asses kicked!
Royce: Ya know, you're the brightest ray of sunshine- in hell. Didn't your mother ever teach you to see the fucking bright side?
-Versus


My OC's for Pokemon, Avatar, and Teen Titans (upcoming)

Pokemon
1) Jack Logan

Height: 6'0
Weight: 162 lbs.
Age: 21
Pokemon Type Preference: Dark
Description: Jack was born in Unova, but moved to Orre when he was five. He then moved to Kanto when he was eleven, meeting Ash on the way. He has a brother, Seth (from the game Pokemon Colosseum), who he left back in Orre and a sister, Iris, who lives with their father, Drayden. Jack and his brother are Arena Masters, and are two of the thirteen most powerful trainers in the Orre region. While his mischievious aura usually marks him as odd, he is a very loyal friend who would battle to the death for his loved ones. He strives to be the World Champion, though he is deemed as "not qualified".

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Avatar: The Last Airbender
1) Loki Zyet
Height: 5'11
Weight: 155 lbs.
Age: 15
Bending Art(s): Shadowbending, Bonebending, Airbending, Waterbending (so far)
Description: A trickster from the Zyet Clan who went to live with Air Nomads when his clan was annihilated at age thirteen. He has an affliction called Bonathiane, or more commonly known as Bone Skin, which allows him to Bonebend, but has also made him shunned by many people in his clan. Some had even gone so far as to pour acid on his eyes, making him blind from age five to eight. Loki has always had to fight for respect, and usually got it because of his superior strength and speed, as well as his mastery of Shadowbending. He was one of the eight Commanders of the Combat Forces in The Zyet Clan, starting when he was eight, a testament to his determination and strength. He has similar capabilities to the Avatar, and can learn all Bending Arts.

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Teen Titans

Heroes
1) Marshall Rhodes
Codename: (former) Blackjack, (current) Apollo
Height: 5'11
Weight: 149 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Is a powerful sorcerer in the world, most notable as a master of illusion, and has psychic powers similar to Raven. Is trained in many martial arts and is also a master archer and swordsman. IQ is genius level but, like Wisel, refuses to show it. Marshall and the rest of the Reapers also have above-average strength. He is the "essence" of Death and Robin's close friend.

2) Wisel Rhodes
Codename: The Emperor
Height: 5'11
Weight: 144 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: He is able to shapeshift into anything (living or nonliving), albeit in a metal form, can control electricity, and, even though it isn't one of his powers, has a Level-12 intelligence. His skin is a pale gray, like Raven's, and instead of being gold like his contacts suggest, his irises are radioactive symbols. He is Marshall's and Silva's "brother".

3) Brooklyn Cain
Codename: (former) Maverick, (current) Heat

Height: 5'11
Weight: 115 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: Alabama
Powers: Won a deal with Beezlebub, thus was granted control over the ever-burning flames of Hell and demonic powers in general. Used to wield a five-foot long blade called Punisher, two handguns called Heart and Soul, and larger-than-average revolver called Maverick, but when Dante (yes, from Devil May Cry) took over her job as demon hunter, she devoted her time to honing her control over fire to a razor edge. Is a master swordswoman and sharpshooter. Normally, the flames she produces are red-orange, but when enraged, they turn black.

4) Silva LaRuth
Codename: Typhon

Height: 6'2
Weight: 155 lbs.
Status; Hero
Age: 17
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Has complete mastery over the element of water, to the extent that he can pull water out of the air for his attacks. He is part-shark, so he is able to breathe underwater, and has sharp, pointed teeth. His gills are visible at all times, but due to his dominant human nature, they are just slits in his skin. Has super-stength, but it is enhanced when he is in water.

5) Stein
Codename: Frankenstein
Height: 6'1
Weight: 160 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 18
Base: San Francisco, California
Powers: Has psychic powers. Stein has super-strength matching Silva's, and has an I.Q of 231 due to experiments he performed on himself. Is an expert at wielding a scythe, as that is his main weapon. Has a huge screw in his head, which he turns when he is agitated or nervous. He is an expert mechanic and often works with Wisel to make inventions for the team. Basically a younger version of Franken Stein from Soul Eater.

6) Royce Lightstriker
Codename: (former) Quantum, (current) Apache
Height: 5'10
Weight: 140 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 15
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Control over sound waves (can take and/or mimic the voice of someone, can perform what is known as the "War Cry", and can initiate shockwaves in the ground, among other things). Has super speed and, at certain times, can run at "hyperspeed", which surpasses even the Flash's "Speed Force". He dubs this as "Going Quantum" or "Q-Force", a reference to his old name.

7) Wren Xiaolin
Codename: Xiaolin
Height: 6'1
Weight: 168 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Superstrength; controls the yin & yang-like energy known as Mehta-Sua. He, along with the other Reapers are Marshall's surrogate family.

8) Zarias Marsa-Rho
Codename: Kodiak
Height: 6'4
Weight: 189 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 17
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Bear-human hybrid, like the rest of his clan; superstrength, superspeed, animal-like agility; enhanced senses & high bone density.

9) Blaine Hill
Codename: Deadeye
Height: 5'10
Weight: 144 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Mobile and Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Is a Hunter (one who hunts the supernatural), along with two of his brothers; has inhuman reflexes; unerring accuracy. His eyes are Omnioptic, the label that the military gave to all of the children who participated in the "Avenger" program. The eyes have a variety of uses, including scoping, optical laser, thermal vision, and night vision.

10) Raphael Wells
Codename: Ink
Height: 5'10
Weight: 139 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: Mobile
Powers: Has the ability to trail mystical ink from his fingertips, which he can then use to bring whatever he "draws" to life. This ability can be augmented by a magic-infused pen gifted to him from the wizard Shazam, making the ink flow from the pen rather than Ink's fingers. A byproduct of his power is the almost god-like speed his hands can move at while drawing, bringing simple things such as shields to life in less than a second.

Teen Titans/ Young Justice- Teams

1) The Reapers
The Reapers are a team of teenage superhumans. Led by Marshall (Apollo), they specialize in achieving what seems to be impossible, no matter how high the odds are stacked against them.
Members: Marshall Rhodes (Apollo)
Wisel
Silva LaRuth (Typhon)
Brooklyn Cain (Heat)
Stein
...and others yet to be announced.

I will add more OC's and OC teams as I see fit, because I don't want you knowing all of the characters beforehand.

New Story Ideas


The Outlawed
Blue Baron and Paradox: two villains-turned-heroes currently without a purpose in life. However, things are never meant to stay the same forever. When Batman recruits them to lead a new team of covert operatives on missions that require a certain lack of morality, they jump at the chance to finally do something. But can the two get through the day without killing each other first?

Terrastorm
Terra returns home to Russia to be at her sister Dominika's side as she is administered a cure that could save her life. It was all going according to plan... until the bomb detonated, killing her sister and half of the hospital's patients. Standing in the rubble, Terra vows to get revenge and, gathering up three of the most powerful geomancers and earth-based superheroes in the world, declares war on the terrorists who murdered hundreds of her people.

Ink'd-Paint it Black
Ink is a wandering artist and superhero, traveling the world and helping out people and heroes who need it. But, while in Tokyo, he accidentally awakens an old villain that now is not just bent on Japan's destruction, but he wants the whole world to be painted black! Can Ink stop this seemingly invulnerable foe from sparking a one-sided war or will his artistic imagination fall short?

Young Justice:Inception
Artemis Crock- The Point Woman, Megan Morse- The Architect, Conner Kent- The Forger, Wally West- The Tourist, Richard Grayson - The Extractor. When four professionals come together to do a job for an ambitious businessman, they have no idea what they're getting into... or what risks they're taking. Face it guys, the name says it all...

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The Ivory Tower by Liym Enello reviews
AU. Rukia has spent the last five years in the Seiretei Asylum, dreaming of escaping the bleached white walls. The only thing she needs is a plan. Can the new, crazy, orange-headed patient give her that plan? Or is he a psychopath just like her? Love in the asylum ensues. Update 12/18/14: NEW CHAPTERS!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,334 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Misadventures of the Akatsuki:Redux by Kyuubi16 reviews
Akatsuki: A group of perverted, psychotic, weed smoking, and drinking individuals. Between telling your Mama Jokes, killing people, being arrested, and dying every other week they always manege to end up on an insane misadventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,349 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Konan - Complete
Pokemon: Chance of a Life Time by Krieger Aurelius reviews
After completing another League Tournament, Ash returns home with his friends. It is there that he is told he is being given a chance to fulfill his dream. Will Ash be able to fulfill what he has been setting out to do since he was 10? Also, what happens to him once he realizes that he is no longer a kid and starts thinking about a certain bluette?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 173,501 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari]
Insanity by Jncera reviews
Crack!fic drabble dump. Ch 7 - Artemis and Wally go a little crazy after a few all-nighters in college...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011
Young Goodfellas by WyldElyn reviews
Six young teenagers are being trained to take over for "The League", the largest mobster families in American history, but find their once easy lives thrown into chaos when ancient grudges are resurrected. 1930's Mafia AU. Rated T! Fill for the YJ Anon Meme and all chapters revised.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis
To Catch A Robin by Schnickledooger reviews
Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Teen Reaper: Rising Utopia by AVP5 reviews
War is coming and the choices everyone makes will decide the future of the world. The final battle has arrived will the titans stop Talsein from creatng his new world or will everything the titans hold dear fall. Raven/OC
Crossover - Teen Titans & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,785 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [Raven, OC] - Complete
The Teen Reaper: New Day by AVP5 reviews
Sequel to Teen Reaper. A new day has come and with it comes a dark cloud of destruction, will the titans be able to stop this incoming threat. And will one titan betray all that she knows to protect the ones she loves from death. Raven/OC
Crossover - Teen Titans & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [Raven, OC] - Complete
The Teen Reaper: Beginnings by AVP5 reviews
Still no good with the summary but here goes nothing. A new hero comes to town, why is he here, who is he, can the titans trust him. And can he help stop an old evil from destroying the world. Raven & OC
Crossover - Teen Titans & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,076 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Raven, OC] - Complete
Wings of the Butterfly by Leeko reviews
Based on the premise that the flutter of a butterfly's wings can ultimately create a typhoon. AU, first two chapters are fairly canon, push past those and the real story begins. If you aren't a fan of Kalulu, give me the chance to change your mind.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,725 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Honeythief by Xaphrin reviews
When Robin is turned into the darkest being imaginable, a vampire, he fears the other Titans' rejection of him. Now, there is only one team member who can understand and accept what he has become. Only one other who is almost as dark as he is. Raven/Robin
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,487 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Rooting Acacia by Rionarch reviews
Post Lust Las Noches is big, they are alone, and, truly, no one cares to look for them. Ichigo, Neliel, Grimmjow, and Ulquiorra live with the fact that they do not matter anymore. No one really cares when monsters are abandoned.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,371 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Aftermath Reborn by Brim Wraith reviews
What would happen if Terra after joining Slade killed Robin during their fight. Robin is sent to hell and given another chance at life but can he deal with everything that will happen? RobinxRaven StarfirexOC, this story has been revived again.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,849 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Raven, Robin
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The Shadowbender reviews
Set in the beginning of Book 2. Loki, Aang's longtime friend, is found trapped under the Northern Water Tribe. What will happen now that they have a new friend? My first story, but flames are as welcome as anythin' else. TophxOC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Toph
Versus: Young Justice Unlimited vs Shadow Force reviews
It's been two years, and Young Justice has opened its doors to more superpowered teens. But they aren't prepared for the one's that arrive that snowy, January afternoon. The one's that would change all of their lives, and the fate of Young Justice as well.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis
Lost But Not Damned reviews
Another story in my new five-part 'Turning Point' series. This is Raven's.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Raven - Complete
Near Death reviews
The first in a five-part series called "Turning Point", which touches on a turning point in each of the Titans' lives. This is Robin's.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Robin - Complete
Legend Hunters reviews
Rejected and alone, 16 people will make their mark on the Pokemon world, whether it be by swearing, battling, or just plain having fun. Two concepts borrowed from the story Pokemon: Chance of a Lifetime by Krieger Aurelius. Don't kill me.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011