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Author has written 3 stories for Wizard101, Portal, and Hunger Games.

i've got this second chance, i'm gonna take it ~ i've got all that i need, and i can taste it


TMDHTM (8/28/16): 4/5 POVs drafted.


alison // 17 // california

entj. ravenclaw. wampus. district 2. divergent.

vb tryouts are going to k i l l me hey i lived


injureds.tumblr.com


this was summarized but i'm still gonna count it:

Chanel Agresti, 18, New York. Darkest Desires. Placed 1st.

surviving (for now):

Chase Kennedy, 15, Louisiana. Off to the Races.

Thomasin Fetter, 16, District 9. Friendly Fire.

Siena Lefebure, 16, District 7. Call to Arms.

dead as shit:

Flavia Baxter, 17, District 2. The 17th: Rubber Rooms and Deadlines. Placed 3rd.

Blair Myles, 18, Sector J. All Eyes. Placed 14th.

Phoebe Ryder, 16, District 7. Iridescence. Placed 15th.

Annalise Weaver, 13, District 5. Devil Side (deleted). Placed 19th.

Dempsey Spurn, 14, District 3. Hunting Season (deleted). Placed 23rd.

lost in the void:

Calen McNeil, 16, District 11. The War Game (deleted).

Neeve Korol, 14, District 10. Almost Martyrs: The 70th Hunger Games.

Maeve Quincy, 14, District 11. Allies and Betrayal: The 47th Hunger Games.

Mavis Hukari, 15, District 9. To Marvel at Death.

Chace Faulkner, 14, District 7. 118th Hunger games, Nightmare.


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Friendly Fire by jakey121 reviews
"May the bridges I burn light the way." Welcome to the 100th Hunger Games! ft Jalen Kun.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,032 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 7/15 - Other tributes
All Eyes by District11-Olive reviews
"They were prisoners, hardly human, so what could they expect to be given from the people that had trapped them there in the first place? Nothing. Absolutely nothing." Welcome to the Zero Verse, and the 220th Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,112 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
Off to the Races by nevergone4ever reviews
Though rootless and desolate, these kids know what they're doing. Cutting off all ties takes guts. After all, if they don't have guts, what do they have? Modern day AU SYOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/15
Iridescence by District11-Olive reviews
"This year the Hunger Games is all about choices, in so many more ways beyond this twist." A collaboration story with Acereader55 and Call Me Fin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,462 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 11/5/2014
Darkest Desires by JabberjayHeart reviews
Second in the Hunting Club Series. "Everybody has a dark side. Twisted and raw. Sometimes...sometimes your darkest desires can keep you alive." Hunger Games AU-SYOT, set in 2014.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Complete
The 20th: They All Fall Down by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
Hot scarlet streams run in rivulets down their tortured bodies. Their lips part in agony so terrible that their screams are silent. Plagued by nightmares, they forever flee but can never escape. Let the 20th Annual Hunger Games begin. I do not own THG.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,987 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Very old and in need of a rewrite, but left up for posterity or something.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Official Fanfiction University ASFES by katzsoa reviews
DISCONTINUED
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011
Tales of Monsters and Mentors by nightfuries reviews
What does it take to become a victor of the Hunger Games? Who are the people that belong to this elite group? What were they like, before, during and after their experiences in the arena? These are their stories. Sort of a companion piece to A Grimm Set of Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Invisible: Foxface's Tale by SealingWax reviews
When the annual reaping tosses her into the Hunger Games, Fleta must depend on the one thing she hates most about herself to survive. The Hunger Games from Foxface's POV. Rated T for violence and mild language. My first fic, so please R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,436 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Foxface, Other tributes
The 18th: Standing in their Graves by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
It is time yet again for children to become murderers, time again for twenty-four young lives to be sacrificed. Muttations will tear at naked flesh and cruel laughs will echo through the dreaded Arena. Under the cruel hand of an evil Head Gamemaker, who will be condemned to a life worse than death? May the odds be ever in your favor. I do not own THG.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,343 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
It Wasn't Sleep by Grammar Defender reviews
He didn't notice the dark stain slowly spreading on the wall behind her. He just nattered on, happy that they were both out of danger.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Kate W., Sticky W. - Complete
Serendipity by WritingBookworm reviews
Rolf enters a Muggle restaurant looking for a break. What he finds is so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
The Boy Who Could Fly by chaoswalking reviews
Dean tells him he thinks he's in love. He tells Dean he's starting to die. (One-shot. Deathfic. Destiel.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Necromancer's Matter by WritingBookworm reviews
Destiny Seagem was a girl dreaming of being in the school of Fire. Then, just like that, she was a necromancer. When a dark power threatened all Worlds, she proved her worth as a Lieutenant of the Order of the Spiral. Now, as the final, most bloody battle yet draws ever closer, she must accept her fate- no matter how horrible it may be- if she wishes to save everything she loves.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,129 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
The Thorn In My Side by Crooked Young reviews
When an influential politician is murdered, and a strange note is left on the body, Shawn begins to suspect something bigger than a run-of-the-mill homicide. Shawn must decipher the clues before Santa Barbara itself is the victim.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Enter the Thief by Mirae-no-sekai reviews
There are ways to sneak my way through the Hunger Games, I suppose. Foxface's point of view for her Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,948 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Foxface - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Color of Blood by Wintermoth reviews
My life didn't end in the Games. Sometimes I wish it had. Sometimes I'm glad it didn't. Sometimes I look and I see their blood on my hands. Sometimes I see him smiling at me and I feel like everything I've done doesn't even matter. I am a murderer. I am a savior. I am Panem's 69th victor. I am just me.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,900 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010
The 17th: Rubber Rooms and Deadlines by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
Scarlet flowers bloom and innocent eyes glaze over. Cruel smiles fade as knives fly. Screams ring in terrorized young ears. Twenty-three lives cut short, the victor forever changed. The 17th Hunger Games have begun. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,660 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Ghost Towns by chaoswalking reviews
Without one, there is no other.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lucky by chaoswalking reviews
Gareth Laul, a young Breton, has always been told he has a way with words. But when he and his father are robbed of all their gold, he must move from his native Bravil to Imperial City to start his own life. There, the Dark Brotherhood are watching...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011
A Better Place by Crooked Young reviews
Troy McCracken's father takes out the trash every day. He makes the world a better place, by 'removing the bad stuff'. At least that's what Troy believes. A short, one-shot McCracken origin story. Completely my take on it.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - McCracken
Vitrification Order by JenovaII reviews
Based off of Did-You-Reboot's version of GLaDOS, Chell, and the Reassembly Machine. Jealous of Chell and GLaDOS's relationship, RM finally decides to take action.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Wizard City Cleaning Crew 395 by Hazing Insanity reviews
It's your average Wizard101 story, a young girl gets transported into Wizard City from Earth. But a couple of things are a little different. For one thing, she's not exactly in Wizard City. The second? She's not exactly human.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
May the Odds Be Ever in Your Vomit by Oisin55 reviews
A series of one shots exploring the most common cliches in Hunger Games FanFiction. All resemblences to actual works of FanFiction is entirely coincidental. So if you see reflections of your own work, laugh along, because there are certainly bits of mine
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Peeta M., Other tributes
Smasher Swears by WritingBookworm reviews
Zelda finds a list of naughty words that Crazy Hand posted- crazyness ensues. Rated K for a VERY boyish Zelda, bullying Olimar and an ancient swear that comes from the dawn of time... OOC. Sequel to Mysterious Ticking Noise.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Warmth by Frigonfic reviews
She wonders what it's like to be warm. What it's like to feel warmth on your skin and warmth in your soul. Maybe there's a reason why that District 8 girl created that fire on the first night of the 74th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Saving the Boy by Embracing-Immensity reviews
What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,943 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Icing by Fanatic Drone N reviews
Chell finally makes it out of Aperture and back to civilization. But there's still one more thing she needs to be really satisfied... Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Chell
Second Chances by DabblesInDrabbles reviews
What would you do if you could take it all back?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Surviving the Hunger Games by HorcruxesandHallows reviews
A short guide for an ordinary girl from District Twelve.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012
Missable by JenovaII reviews
GLaDOS misses her favorite test subject. Seeing her with someone else...it's almost unbearable. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Adventurers Beware by GreatKateZonkeyMachine reviews
Reynie, Kate, Constance, and Sticky stumble across a mysterious board game and decide to try it out... Violence.
Crossover - Jumanji & Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Other Side of the Raincoat by Spark Writer reviews
Constance shows a different side of herself.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012
Mischievous Rescuers by grugster reviews
A joke from the Weasley twins leads to the rescue of an eight year-old Harry Potter from his abusive relatives. AU-Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., OC
Losing Consciousness by Crooked Young reviews
What happened to Mrs. Wetherall? Was it really an accident? Milligan plans to find out, and will stop at nothing to protect his young daughter from the new threat rising.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Milligan - Complete
When Voldemort Meets GLaDOS by Avery Liddell reviews
Voldemort doesn't know how he turned up here, but he doesn't like the sound of that voice taunting him for being an orphan. GLaDOS realizes that humans die the same. Total crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Voldemort, GLaDOS - Complete
Before the Gong by Wintermoth reviews
Marina, the tribute of District 4, just before the beginning of the 74th Hunger Games. Written by request of Rowan for Panem October - info on that inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Tale of Sierra WinterBreeze by TwilightWakerofTime reviews
Sierra WinterBreeze, the new Ice student from Earth, discovers that she's supposed to lead a group of wizards known as the Seekers of Light in defending the Spiral. The only problem? Sierra needs to find all of them first!
Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - OC
Christmas Carols a la Harry Potter by HorcruxesandHallows reviews
Christmas Carols with Harry Potter themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Snuff by Crooked Young reviews
Lassiter's thoughts on Juliet and Shawn's relationship. NOT Lassiet, nor Shules. Songfic to Snuff by Slipknot. Enjoy:
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Inheritance by DrakeFan077 reviews
What if you were the daughter of Malistare Drake? What powers would you have? Would they be average? Or maybe something a little more terrifying? Well meet Emily Drake...
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,170 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
Who's On First? by YankeeFan87 reviews
Who'd have thought a softball game could be so dangerous? Shawn gets seriously injured at the championship softball game for the SBPD...Hurt!Shawn and some Shules.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Tale of Alexandra Stormrider by Alexandra Storm reviews
The self-indulgently-named adventure of Alexandra Stormrider and friends at Ravenwood School, maybe including saving the Spiral as we know it, but maybe not.
Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Beginnings by Saphiraimafan reviews
Rachel goes to Hogwarts in her first year, having been a potterhead her entire life. But what is this about a prophecy? And why is she the only muggleborn in the school? R&R please :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - OC, Albus S. P.
Selective Mute by yeahishipdrarry reviews
Draco has heard about him... everyone on the train was talking. But the infamous Boy-Who-Lived is slightly different to how Draco imagined him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Turret Love by JenovaII reviews
A short poem on the military weapons we hate to love.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Firsts by hachoo reviews
Fred was the first to smile. George was the first to talk. Fred was the first to pull a prank. George was the first to get a detention. Twenty snapshots into the 'firsts' of Fred and George, from their birth to the Final Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Not Another Twilight Parody by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
The epic Twilight saga, complete with sparkly vampires, hot shirtless werewolves and one stupid human. Now with FREE swearing and sexual references!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
The Island of the Mill by Crooked Young reviews
Just over a year since the Society defeated the despicable Mr. Curtain, he escapes prison, and kidnaps Mr. Benedict and Kate. With the two held as hostages for a very large sum, will the remaining members risk everything to save them?
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kate W., McCracken - Complete
The Respect He Deserves by Kkarrie reviews
It took me five minutes to become friends with Buzz McNab, but it took me seventeen years to give him the respect he deserves.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/17/2011 - B. McNab - Complete
Aperture Science Innovators by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Welcome to Aperture Science Innovators! Here at Aperture, we believe that science and innovation are the key to a brighter tomorrow. Through testing and perseverance, we can make the world a better place. The future starts with you.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Crashing, Tumbling, and Generally Falling For You by AwwYouGuysMadeMeInk reviews
Temper tantrums have this way of ending anticlimatically. But Shawn's always done things differently...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Lingering Night by Wintermoth reviews
Clove has been waiting for this moment. She finally has caught The Girl on Fire. Trying to trick her, Katniss calls for Peeta. Cato hears and instead of leaving Clove to fight two dangerous adversaries alone, he races to the Feast to help her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by WritingBookworm reviews
Snake hears a ticking noise, and absentmindedly starts singing it- what happens when everyone else joins in? Rated K for a Zelda with an Alto voice, Ganondorf adoring Mario and a weirded out Snake. Very OOC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Solid Snake - Complete
Reality Vs Wizard Life by Secretismine4ever reviews
Katie Rose Falmea was a girl who was one day completely normal, going to an average high school, the next day, a WIZARD? Turns out, her friend Max is too, and they will be going full force to wizard city together to face an abnormal life.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
The Lie by chaoswalking reviews
The scene in which Chell parts with her beloved companion, short-story style. Sorry, it's not word for word, but I hope you think it captures the emotion, and whatnot :
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Chell, Weighted Companion Cube
Snape or Snake by Ferretess xxx reviews
Spelling really does matter, as the Golden Trio's class finds out when their most loathed professor turns into a video game character. You don't even have to know what Metal Gear is to understand this; I only know it's a game. Kplus for Ron's minor swear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Severus S., S. Snake - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Counter Conversations by alindy reviews
How she ended up sitting on a counter with George Weasley, licorice, and no wands while a killer mouse swarmed below she'd never know. She was seriously going to kill Charlie for going on that date...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Testing, One, Two, Three by Intergalactic Asher reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bones and Babies by Grammar Defender reviews
Very depressing. Warnings - Depressing writing, creepy quotes, insanity, and character death. Not a light and fluffy little romance, folks. This one is truly creepy.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kate W., Number Two - Complete
Sympathy by rosabelle317 reviews
Concussions suck. Andros has a concussion. Andros/Zhane.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Andros, Zhane - Complete
Blossoming Regret by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
Twelve year old Rowan gets by day by day, living with her abusive father in District 11. What happens to her and those around her when she is chosen for the 57th Hunger Games? Oneshot, short, child abuse. Not graphic. Worth a quick read!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Salt by Kkarrie reviews
Buzz makes coffee, Lassie drinks coffee, and Shawn... well Shawn is Shawn.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Shawn Finds His Glee! by Kkarrie reviews
Shawn and Lassiter head back to Lassie's old high school, William McKinley High
Crossover - Psych & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11043 - Favs: 14,810 - Follows: 5,977 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Among Thousands by Wintermoth reviews
Primrose Everdeen!" Fear. To be afraid. This is not fear. I was shaking from head to toe and I was sure there was no color left in my face. This is not fear. This is terror. - Prim during the reaping of the seventy-fourth Hunger Games. OLD
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Prim E., Katniss E. - Complete
Warning: Contraindicated by Wallflowergirl reviews
It was just a concussion... wasn't it? Hurt!/Sick!Sam Angst!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sharp As A Knife by laxgoal31 reviews
The book from Clove's POV. Her actions throughout the Games, and insights of her life in District 2.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Clove, Other tributes - Complete
Faith by BandGeek58407 reviews
Rat is always beating up Pig, but why does Pig deal with it time after time? Oneshot.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pig, Rat - Complete
Miscues by Qoheleth reviews
In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - S. Vector, Argus F. - Complete
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The Murdered Do Haunt Their Murderers reviews
"If you truly believed that you'd be enjoying your last days of school out in the mountains, playing games with your classmates... you were sadly mistaken. This is no game." AU-SYOT, adapted from JabberjayHeart's Darkest Desires.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17
Dark Days and Stormy Skies reviews
i might rewrite this one day lol. hiatus.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Malorn A., OC
Together Again reviews
The Companion Cube was more than just a testing deviceā€”it was her best friend. Songfic to Together Again by Evanescence.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Chell, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete