Victoria The Obsessed Fangirl
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Joined 07-21-11, id: 3091503, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Marching Band.

I am a fangirl. That's all you need to know. My fandoms? Geez, you're the one that asked.

-Directioner

-Thunderhead

-Janoskianator

-Arianator (Yes, I ship Jariana. Who doesn't?!)

-Swiftie (Yes, I also ship Haylor. Don't like it? I'm sorry.)

-I am a Niall girl, & a Liam girl. And yes, EVERYTHING HURTS.

-Harry Potter

-The Avengers

-Batman

-Spider-Man

-Red Dawn (2012 remake)

-Anything Josh Hutcherson, Chris Hemsworth, & Chris Evans.

Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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Worlds Apart by Aveline Barnes reviews
*REWRITES ARE UP* There was something about the man that held my attention, he certainly wasn't like the soldiers I'd been surrounded by the past few months, nor like the men I'd met before that. He was one of a kind. Genevieve meets Steve in 1943 and unwittingly falls for him. But she soon finds herself fighting a war she wasn't prepared for and that would go on to span 70 years.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter, Bucky B., OC
Moonlight by EdwardLoverForever13 reviews
Bella at the age of 15 runs away and ends up in Forks, Washington. There she meets Anne and Victoria who offer her a job as a stripper and a place to live in. She doesnt trust men easily, so what happens when she meets Edward Cullen one night at work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,194 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Avenge by lste reviews
Being the only female in the Eckert household was tough. Being the baby made it even worse. Not only that, but throw in the world seemingly being taken over did not make the girls life any easier. Chloe, Matt, Jed, and the rest of the Wolverines fight to survive, get revenge for their families, and maybe find love along the ride.
Red Dawn - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Robert, OC] Jed, Matt
Innuendo by WolfyToes reviews
Normally, Katrina goes through the school year without much interruption. She's always been a reliable student; studying, finishing her homework on time, and testing extraordinarily well. However, when she and her friend come in contact with a pair of rambunctious twins, everything immensely changes. No longer will Katrina roam the halls without a grin on her face. Part 1 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,018 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Burning Darkness by Pandora6373 reviews
A mysterious girl falls to Earth. A troubled past and an infamous reputation, she is no one to start a fight with. As her empire spirals down before her eyes, Nero discovers through darkness can be light. Of course with the help of the Avengers and the Fallen Prince, but not without danger, love, and loss... OC/Loki pairing. Rated T for crude torture. Post Avengers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Loki
Drabble Time! by squigglestheredpanda reviews
So I finally decided to jump aboard the drabble bandwagon and attempt a challenge. 104 of them to be exact!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011
Nambrie by I'mJustAnotherGuy reviews
What will happen when Niall Horan runs into a fan at a hotel?
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012
Sinners Never Sleep by blackpegasus19 reviews
When Loki casts the wrong spell, the Avengers end up in the middle of the Quarter Quell. They can't escape until Loki is fully healed. Will they escape before they die? Or will they loose a few friends on the way.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Finnick O., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Daughter of the Volturi by Team Non-canon reviews
Bella isn't human, blah blah blah, imprints, etc. etc. etc. princesses. what ever. Paul can cook... -Wait what? Noo.. Read it, don't read it, review. Bad Ass Bella, Eddie hatin, and epic powers. Join the journey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Two Divided By One Equals Four by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
Ron has broken up with Hermione, taken her engagement ring, & kicked her out of the house. When she's shoved out into the rain, Draco comes to help. But is she willing to let sparks fly, after having her heart broken? (This was my first story and it is utterly, completely terrible. Like, I'm-not-even-going-to-encouraging-you-to-read terrible. I'm keeping it up for ol' times sake.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,652 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five, Ten, Fifteen Years by KateToast reviews
Four times Peeta tries to get Katniss to consider having a baby, and one time he succeeds. Before the epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Love On The Battle Floor by Corrinne10 reviews
Edward leaves, and Bella can finally go back to Hogwarts! But as a pureblood raised to value people, will she be shunned by classmates? Will she find a new love with Harry or Draco? And what happens when the Cullens come to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Bella
What Have I Gotten Into by I Will Abandon Heaven For You reviews
OC Character decides to interrupt a seemingly harmless conversation between two classmates. Turns out that wasn't the best idea, now shes up to her neck in problems. Rated T for language later, and possible sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Cho C., Cedric D.
Surprises by thusspakekate reviews
During the rebuilding of Hogwarts, Draco sees Neville in a new-and surprising-light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Chat, Date, Hate by Luce The Genius Panda reviews
Fleur and Hermione know each other from this site they found. But as they meet in TWT, both never knew the other is their friend in site. Full Summary inside. Contain OC, OOC, Femslash. I know bad summary but give it a chance. R&R please...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Wizarding Blind Date by Her Royal Goddess reviews
The wizarding world had finally adapted muggle technology with magic and now every witch or wizard has a magical tv set in their living room,and the show that was currently topping the ratings chart was called Wizarding Blind Date. revamped and updated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Way I Loved You by KayLee1417 reviews
Bella Swan wanted to be know and heared.\ And that's what happened. At the age of thirteen she left her small town and became one the most known face out there. She sang in front of thousands. She starred in movies. But the fame swallowed her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Paper Thin Lines by Blueandgreen91 reviews
Random cute story I just came up with. Rated K. Enjoy. One-shot
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
The Taylor Swift Collection by gemma loves edward reviews
This is my collection of stories which are all based on Taylor Swift's fab songs. There will be romance ,drama, hurt, comfort and family moments. On Hold.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,614 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Wicked Game by Dragon Slayer Queen reviews
Draco is the badass Prince of Slytherin and can have any woman of his choosing. An end of the year dance has the classmates voting who is going to be their prom king and queen. Can Draco transform the bookworm Hermione into royalty material? Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Want My Big Break! by Breeoxox reviews
Lauren rants to the Cullens.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lauren
Who Killed Ronald Weasley? by TheHogwartsPlayers
Mr. Ronald B. Weasley, age 20, was found dead in room 13 of the Leaky Cauldron Thursday October 31st, under circumstances Aurors are calling 'suspicious.' Eight suspects are being held for questioning in connection to the crime...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,228 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Ron W.
I Never by Crazy105 reviews
This is the story about a girl who is saying goodbye to a boy who loved her. But, she didnt know until moments before he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Band Room by SoBeLizard reviews
If only, if only the woodpecker sighs, my beautiful lovely, if only, if only...
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2000
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Ah, The Joys Of Marching Band reviews
"Good morning! I'm your new band director, Mr. Bailey." I stared at him, dumbfounded, before nodding at him and nearly running out of the band room. Since when did Mrs. Taylor quit!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
What Went Wrong! reviews
Edward leaves Bella, as planned, but the wrong person finds her. Rated T for language & possible smut later. Enjoy, my lovelies!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Bella, Seth
Your Silence Speaks Volumes reviews
Bella leaves Jasper, and joins a prostitiution agency. She gets beaten by Carlisle, and put into the hospital. She can't speak at first, and then she regains her voice. But she goes into a coma because the nurse gave her too much painkillers. What happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Jasper
My Boyfriend, The Sidekick reviews
This takes place in Ron & I's fifth year. I am Vicki, as you can tell, and Ron is my soulmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Ron W.