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Thank you all for reviewing! Band Kids just got 10 reviews. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
I really am just that girl who doesn't do much but read, unless somebody makes fun of somebody for a stereotype. Then, i get pissed and start swearing at them and calling them names. Then they whisper about how horrible I am behind my back. And then they ignore me. That's how life is, but it ticks me off when the make fun of people, especially the emos, because if they saw me, they tend to think that I don't have problems...But I really do...And most emos that I know aren't really that depressed, they just like the color black. I have learned that it is the people who love rainbows and ponies that are the real emos out there...
Anyway...If you want to know more about me...here are the copy and pastes that I love...
Where is your favorite place to shop: Barnes and Noble Kind of pants: Jeans Color: red Number: 37 Boys Name: FANG Girls Name:Christina Animal: Wolf Sports: COMPETITIVE MARCHING BAND! Food Place: Culver's Month: September Movie:Soul Surfer Juice: Fruit Punch! Breakfast: Waffles or cream-filled donuts Favorite cartoon character:...Toshiro?
HAVE YOU EVER
Given anyone a bath: no Smoked: No Bungee Jumped: I wish Gone skinny dipping: No Eaten a dog: Hot dog Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Possibly Loved someone so much it made you cry: That's kind of my personal thing, you know? Broken a bone: Never Played truth or dare: Duh. Who hasn't?
Been in a physical fight: Psshh yeah Been in a police car: Yeah on safety day in the 4th grade Come close to dying:yup Been in a hot tub: Yes Swam in the ocean: Yup :) Fallen asleep in school: Yes...
Ran away: Attempted, half-heartedly Broken someone's heart: Not that I know of? Cried when someone died: No, because nobody I'm close to has ever died Cried in school: Yeah
Fell off your chair: Oh yes Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: I'm not that desperate
Saved AIM conversation: No
Been cheated on: Can't recall this, so no
Your good luck charm: ...my bag of turquiose. Best song you ever heard: ...i have no clue...i listen to soo much music... What's your room like: Purple walls that i hate, you cannot see the floor... What is beside you: a printer Last thing you ate: spaghetti What kind of shampoo do you use: Herbal Essences and Aussie and occasionally others
Best thing that has happened to you this year: Marching band starts soon... Worst thing that has happened to you this year: My dad almost left, then didnt, and now things are...extremely tense... Do you believe in karma?: Not really
Believe in love at first sight: Yeah. I'm a hopeless romantic Like picnics: Sure?
Like school: Usually Would you eat a live hamster for 1,000,000 dollars: NO!! If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: The marching band for sure Who was the last person that called you: Megan What makes you laugh the most: Band!!
You yelled at: My brothers Who broke your heart: My dad...
Who last told you they loved you: my friend Who is your loudest friend: Shayla
DO YOU/ARE YOU
Do you like filling these out: Yeah Do you wear contacts or glasses:GlassesDo you get along with your family:...Obsessive: About some things Compulsive: About other things Anorexic: No
What are you listening to right now: Let Go by Red (amazing band!!!)
What did you do yesterday: I went to ma friends house Hate someone in your family: yeah... What car do you wish to have: a nice one...Where do you want to get married: I don't know If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: my height Good Singer: I'm in band. Absolutely not. How many remote controls are in your house: Wild Guess is 5
Are you double jointed: my thumb is What do you dream about: Band and people I know and occasionally things that should never happen Last time you showered: This morning Last time you took a bath: ...i have no clue...The last movie you saw at the cinemas: the Hunger GamesDo you like scary or happy movies: Happy
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper:both Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla Silver or Gold: Silver Diamond or pearl: Pearl
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.(I havent ever...im sixteen...) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the Companions Quartet, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Mbali97, FANGirlforFANG
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/Chapstick. You love to shop You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mum for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as a little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing
Holy crap...i didnt know i was that much of a tomboy...btw i am a girl...apparently this thing says i shouldnt be...
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that you are) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(marching band friends...duh!) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you KNOW The Flock is real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.
If you'll take first watch, copy and paste this is you profile.
If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.
If you have dreams where you are kidnapped to become a member of the Flock, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.
If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere
If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.
If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.
If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.
If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.
If you have a crush on 1 or more fictional characters, paste this on your profile.(you know who you are ;D)
If you've ever fallen off your chair in school, put this in your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laughed out loud when reading Maximum Ride copy this to your profile.
If you ever read past 2 in the morning, copy this on your profile.
If you think guys with foriegn accents are AWESOME, paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (screaming counts)
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If people say you read too much, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have super powers, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend(s) are insane, put this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Life is uncertain... eat dessert first.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
I ran with scissors, and lived!
A day without sunshine is like...Night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"
I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.
Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Live life to the Max and have the Ride of your life.
Live fighting, to die free, to live free, to die fighting
When life gives you hell, you charge in with a bucket of water.
The best way to stop a war is to fight it (which is true this day and age)
To know the dark you need to know the light.
Flames burning, heads turning, I'm crashing and burning.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. (now see I do/don't do that but one of my freinds do. Im the only one, besides my friend, that I know who gets the joke) 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. 24. You say 'U and An’ a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog.
MAXIMUM RIDE ROCKS!
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I like hardcover books, because every time someone says that reading is stupid, I smack them with whatever book I have on hand.
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You would too if you hit a little bit harder.
The only thing better than chocolate is a good friend with chocolate
Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
Tough times never last, but tough people do
Imagination is more important than knowledge
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had
Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.
If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.
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If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. (hmm... how many times have i done that today? 5? 10?)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like cake.
If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Yes, he is, but not as much as Fang
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No, but I was a little depressed..
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Yus, such a weird name...it reminds me of how my friend likes asians...
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in Max?
I don't squeal.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
no but i did slam it shut, walk out of my classroom with no excuse, then walk back in five minutes later in hysterics to the entire class laughing and my teacher glaring at me.
9. Who is your favorite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
No, i kinda knew something was gonna happen...
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
TFW IS THE MOST BORING BOOK IN THE WORLD!!!! MAX IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! I HATE YOU TFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
yup, i did...well, not so much Nudges but Angel? oh yea
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports, even though Ari dies and I loved him.
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Time of Dying...Three Days Grace
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
A person in the world of mr (I don't really care)
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Fang should play guitar
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
IT WAS BORING AND POINTLESS AND STUPID AND A FILLER AND USELESS AND A WASTE OF PAPER (YEAH, BRIGID, WHAT NOW? YOU WASTED SEVERAL TREES! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?! :) LOL) AND BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH, AND THE WORST BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF BAD BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And did I mention that it was boring?
20. MIGGY or FAX?
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys. yup
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy yup
The one who always wonders what she did wrong yup
The one who writes to escape yup
The one who just wants to help yup
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values yup
The one that refuses to believe that this is it yup
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in yup
The one won't give up yup
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem( i tried to write a happy one...it didnt work)
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot ( Does Fang count? XD)
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