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Joined 07-21-11, id: 3093179, Profile Updated: 02-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note.

Hey. What's up. I'm Paige. I do a lot of stuff. I roleplay. I cosplay. I dance. I DJ. I draw. I write. I read. I have panic attacks. I listen to music. I sleep. I eat. I fangirl. I watch movies. I watch TV. You know. Normal teenage stuff.

I'm very adamant about several topics...Gay rights, gay marriage, the death penalty, human rights. our prison system, global warming, what have you. I'm pretty opinionated even if people don't know it because I don't go around yelling my opinions in people's faces. Well...except for the gayness. Being a lesbian it sort of just happens that I scream 'I AM ALL FOR GAY PEOPLE'.

I write a shit-load of fan fictions about Matt and Mello, because I wish I was Mello and wish I had a boyfriend like Matt. But I'm not. OTL No matter how much I try, it's just not going to happen. Because I have boobs.

FFF...

I'm now going to list a bunch of random-ass facts about myself. Which no one will read, but writing about myself is fun. Because no one cares. OTL Mostly because I like lists. Lol.

HOTTEST GIRLS EVER:
-Amber from the band f(x)
-Yukari from Touhou
-Hyuna from the band 4Minute
-Minzy from 2Ne1

BEST MOVIES EVER:
-Fight Club
-Silence of the Lambs
-Lord of the Rings
-Lawrence of Arabia
-The Great Ziegfeld
-Eagle vs Shark

BEST TV SHOWS EVER:
-Flight of the Conchords
-Peep Show
-Beavis and Butthead
-Red Dwarf
-Monty Python's Flying Circus
-King of the Hill

PAIRINGS I SHIP:

-Matt/Mello (Death Note)

-BB/L (Death Note)

-Marisa/Alice (Touhou)

-Remilia/Flandere (Touhou)

-Frodo/Sam (LOTR)

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Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 203,998 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Neon Hearts by Amour en Rayures reviews
After Misa drags Mello to a rave, all he can think of is the redheaded DJ he saw there. They are from two different worlds, and he knows it's for the best to forget about him, but even so, he can't get the mysterious man out of his head. MelloxMatt. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,321 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Mello, Matt] Misa A., Takada K. - Complete
Sometimes He Would Sing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Auction by can't-reach-beer reviews
"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,421 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello
The Flaw by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
There was a belief that there were no consequences of using a Death Note other than the nothingness of Mu. But not even the shinigami could have predicted the true nature of the note; it creates a flaw into each who touches it. –MM. M for later on.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,088 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Darkroom by desushi reviews
AU. MM. - "It is our duty to make sure customers stay anonymous." Two boys, one secret.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Matt, Mello
Cupid Strikes Back by Possessed4evr reviews
Matt thought life as a twenty-year-old video-game obsessed virgin would royally suck. And it did, up until dominant and dangerously sexy CEO Mello decides to willingly become Matt's submissive sex fiend and working slave.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
Happy Birthday To Me by PrussianTails reviews
What does Matt do for himself on his birthday? This year just might start a new tradition when Mello finds out about his not so secret fetish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tales of Terror by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
B brings to life four popular fairy tales, giving them his own frightening little twist. Mellylocks, Little Mail, Sheep Boy, and dear Princess Aurora...each shall have an encounter with the psychopath, but will they live to tell the tale? ; read and see
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - BB
All Grown Up by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Part 3 of the "Housewife" series. Mello is having issues accepting the fact that his little baby boy is all grown up now. Can anything make him feel better? Warnings: Language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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Parental Advisory reviews
Matt was a bachelor, trying to get his life back together once Misa was gone. However one afternoon five years later, he finds Misa on his doorstep, announcing that he has a child; and that she needed him to watch him for a while. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mello, Matt
My Beautiful Cherub reviews
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour." Apocolyptic, Biblical Allusions, Lemon, Cursing and Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bombs Away reviews
Cambridge elites, so full of hope and prosperity; they all strove to be the best. Mail found himself unsatisfied with money and prosperity. Mihael was unsatisfied as well. Needing something more substantial. WWII. Lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Anguish reviews
Matt and Mello had been together forever. But Mello couldn't reach out to him-couldn't find out what he was thinking.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete