Author has written 19 stories for Soul Eater, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tsubasa Chronicle, Loveless, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Hunger Games, Kingdom Hearts, My Little Pony, Greek Mythology, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Norse Mythology, and Avengers.
WARNING! When I write, I rarely write for seriousness. Whenever you read somehting I write, it is most likely me simply blowing literary raspberries (in other words, I'm just dinking around), so please don't expect my quality to be consistent. I realize that this information might drive a few readers away, but I just don't want you to be disappointed if you go from "Germany Never Really Forgot" to "Is He Listening?". With that in mind, please enjoy. :)
Herros peoples! I am a girl whose age shall not be specified, and manga is one of my great joys in life! I hope you enjoy my fanfics! _
Let's see...something about me...Well, something that wouldn't bore you.
Favorite colors: Green, blue, and brown.
Favorite Science movie: Twister.
Favorite movie in general: Treasure Planet (squee!)
Aspirations for the near-future: get through high school, then become an English teacher for high schoolers, and maybe minor in teaching Science.
Physical appearance: What I look like.
Current emotional status: F.I.N.E. (Brownie points to anyone who knows what that stands for. :P)
Topics I don't know a whole bunch about: Star Trek/Star Wars (I can barely keep them straight. I know one of them has "Live long and prosper") Taylor Lautner (one, I just had to look up the spelling for his name, and two, I had to ask what movie he payed in, and I got some funny looks), math, and me.
Topics I do a lot know about: Manga, anime, Disney movies, chess, books, mythology, Hunger Games (they messed up the TRAILER!), anything that would get me labeled as a nerd, ect. But not math.
Things I like: my geeky friends :), writing; reading; manga; anime; English; mythology; the Twilight books; plays; playwrites; James Patterson's books; people I can trust; people who trust me; The Hunger Games Books; being called a nerd (don't ask me why, but it makes me feel all special inside :)); any books by Rick Riordan; books; Black Butler; The Legend of Zelda, all games; getting fanfic reviews; getting replies from editors about my novels; ect.
Things I strongly dislike: bullies; people who disgrace books, people, or things in general; the stereotype cheerleader (not the stereotype itself, but people in that stereotype); the colors yellow and pink; people who call mangas "coloring books"; the Hunger Games movie; Hollywood for screwing up the Hunger Games movie; the Twilight movies; and anything popular (especially Glinda, but not the whole play); people who can spell but refuse to, i.e. people who use "u" instead of you, or "2" instead of to, two, or too.
(Originally titled "Things I Will Not Do In History Class", but I'd prefer to keep out the "Not". :3 And all credit goes to TribalGirl for coming up with this.)
1. I will not yell "PASTAAAAAAAA!" at random points.
2. I will not hide under the table every time Belarus is mentioned.
3. Silesia is called Silesia. Refering to it as "Austria's vital regions" is not acceptable.
4. Nations do not have human names.
5. Nations do not have genders.
6. I will refrain from bursting into tears every time the American Revolution is mentioned.
7. "True love" is not an acceptable answer when I am asked about the diplomatic relations between America and England.
8. Or Italy and Germany.
9. I will not cosplay in school.
10. The adjective "vital" really does not precede the word "regions" as often as I think it does.
11. When asked about the landmass of Prussia, I will not reply "5 meters."
12. Turning in fanfiction will not get me a grade.
13. Nor is fanart an acceptable substitute for a world map.
14. Especially if said fanart is geographically correct. In fact, if said fanart is geographically correct, then I really shouldn't be bringing something like that to school.
15. Prussia no longer exists, and I will not attempt to convince the teacher otherwise.
16. I am perfectly capable of remembering what and where Canada is, and I will not pretend otherwise.
17. When the class is studying the first Silesian War, especially in regards to the Prussian invasion of Silesia, I will have my mouth duct-taped shut.
18. "Bilateralism" is not synonymous to "romantic relationship."
19. I will not stare at the map for extended periods of time.
20. I will especially not do so while giggling in a perverted way.
21. If said perverted way of giggling involves "ohonhonhonhon", I will have my mouth duct-taped shut once more.
22. I will not draw ahoges on the world map.
23. I will not use random historical events to demonstrate the validity of my crack pairings to the class. No one knows what I'm talking about in any case.
24. I will not burst into a rousing chorus of Marukaite Chikyuu in class.
25. I will refrain from overuse of the words "like, totally" when talking about Poland.
26. Sweden is Sweden, and I will not refer to it as Susan.
27. I will not draw chibis on the whiteboard.
28. I will especially not do so claiming it's for the Allied Conference Meeting.
29. I will refrain from drifting into a fangirly swoon every time the names of certain countries are mentioned.
30. I will stop talking about Italy Veneziano and Italy Romano. In this class, it's just Italy.
31. At no point in class will the words "Bad Touch Trio" ever cross my mouth.
32. I will refrain from overuse of the word "awesome" when talking about Prussia.
33. I will not refer to Texas as "America's glasses".
34. I will not make inappropriate jokes about Florida.
35. The American Revolution was not "releasing sexual tension".
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
I, MegaOtaku777, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution! Post this same thing in your profile for the authors who work hard for no feedback.
If I can think of anything else, I will put it one here, but I'm brain-dead. :) Bye-bye! *wave wave wave*
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