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Name: David.
Age: 25
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, Stargate, Star Wars, others that I have forgotten...

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If you like my fanfictions, check out my original stories on FictionPress.

If I have reviewed, and complained about your story containing lime and/or lemon content, read this: http:///2011/04/pride-and-prejudice-and-porn/


Harems Rant

So, what is with all the fics out there that have harems? I thought we lived in an age that emphasized the equality of the sexes. Harems, by their very nature, give more power to one sex. Most fics I've read justify it by having the women convince themselves that the guy has too much love/sex to give for one woman. Talk about degrading... Plus, I usually get the feeling that the author just can't stand to have one of the girls/guys have their feelings hurt when they get rejected. That's a lack of writing skill, or just cowardice on the part of the author.

Then there's the unreality of it. Who, in their right mind, would ever want to share the one they love with another? No way would I want to share my girlfriend/wife with another man. And I dearly hope she would never want to share me with another woman. Humans are made to be monomangus. That's when we are most happy and live the best. Sleeping around and all that stuff is always detrimental to our health, mental and physical. Yes, I know that isn't what most people think anymore, but lies have a way of getting popular...

There is one type of harem that isn't bad though. The kind where one person has several of the opposite sex pursuing them romantically, without them deciding that it's ok to share. In the end, one of them wins. (Or none...)

Lemon Rant

Ok, if you don't know what a Lemon is, it's a sex scene. Porn. And I just saw a Teen Titans fic that said it had a lemon in it. Am I the only one who sees this as horrible?! Even ignoring the fact that lemons/porn in and of itself is just stupid, writing a lemon with characters from a show/comic aimed at young teens is practically criminal. Teen Titans is about teens. Which means that they are minors. There is very little difference between writing about kids having sex, and taking pictures. If you don't agree, ask yourself what the difference between imagining sex and watching sex is. Hence, a lemon about minors is basically child porn. Which not only is morally wrong, it's illegal.

So, we've established that any lemon with minors is evil. What about if it's about adults? Number one, if the characters used are still minors in canon, then it doesn't matter if you say they are now adults. People will still think of them as kids. So bad. Number two, the only reason people read/write sex is to get turned on. You can say it helps the plot, but it still is about getting turned on. 'Cause that is what happens, and it seriously detracts from the story. Every story I have read that ended up having sexy stuff in it, lost a lot of quality afterwards. Because getting hit by the sexy stuff made me want more of that, instead of the actual story. Number three, all the sexualized stuff in the entertainment culture seriously detracts from life. There have been many studies done that show how detrimental it's been. Unfortunately, sex sells, and thus the media has done what it can to keep people from seeing the truth. It's really rather sad, since it shouldn't take that much thought to see that sex outside of marriage is really stupid.

Oh, yeah, and as for what age someone is not a minor. It should be 18. I know some countries have it at 16, or something else. But I believe the majority of readers on this site are in the USA. So just stick with 18.

FanFiction Ownership Rant

So I just saw a paragraph in a profile saying that the screenname that person used came from another author's story, and that they would change it if asked. This annoyed me. Why? Well, think about it for a minute. This is a fanfiction site. Fanfiction is all about stealing other peoples worlds and characters for your own use. Everyone on this site does it. Yeah, so, the whole "I'll change it if you want" thing should be a given. Instead they should say something like "This sn came from this story, read it!"

All that brings me to what I really want to rant about. Unfinished stories. Everywhere I go in the fanfiction world there are thousands of unfinished stories. Some of them are really good, and beg to be continued. And yet, hardly anyone ever takes up the challenge. It seems like there is an unspoken rule that stealing other fanfictions is evil, in spite of the fact that fanfictions are theft by definition. I mean, many fics get their start because the authors are impatient for the next installment of canon. So they write their own. Why can't the same thing be done with fanfictions?

Then there is the whole "stealing ideas" thing. Oh no! This person read my story and decided to write their own with the same idea! How horrid. Yeah, well you just read/watched canon and decided to steal ideas from that... So why not steal ideas from other fanfics?

Or the "I don't own the canon characters, but I do own my OC's" thing. Um, sorry, but no. If they are created in the same world as the canon characters, then they are simply part of that world that you do not own, and you really don't own them. On the other hand, if you wrote an original fiction and then wrote a crossover with your original fiction, then you would own them. Also, if another fanfic author likes your OC's so much they use them, then you should be flattered you did that good of a job. Since they are doing to you what you did to the canon author. Same thing can be said for different powers or weapons.

So basically, I just get tired of people thinking that Fanfiction is anything but blatant plagiarism. I did a little reading a while back and found that the standard disclaimer means nothing legally. It's simply functions as a polite notification that the world doesn't belong to the fanfic author. So, yeah, if you write fanfiction, please don't act like you own anything you write... It's just not true.

Grammar Rant

Ok, so one of the reasons fanfiction in general is horrid, is that most authors do not bother to use proper grammar. It is extremely annoying. For instance, I just read a story with a good plot, that had bad grammar. It's driving me nuts because I hate the grammar, but find the plot interesting. So the question becomes, do I pollute my mind with horrid grammar just for a good plot? I mean, I have found myself expecting certain grammar errors when I ream reading regular books... It's kinda sad.

So, if you are a writer, here are a few things to keep in mind for the most common grammar errors I have found.

Spelling, I have seen MANY spelling errors that would be caught by the most basic spell check. That is inexcusable. If you don't have Microsoft Office, is free. If you don't want that, there's AbiWord. Or, heck, you could just paste it into a form in Firefox and use that spell check. Seriously, just spell check. If you don't, don't post your story.

Second, tenses and point of view. I have seen so many errors where some one is writing in third person and suddenly drops into first. Or in past tense and suddenly drops into present. It's horrid. And should be easy for anyone to fix just by rereading the chapter first. People who miss these things seriously have some problems.

So if I have reviewed your story and mentioned grammar, keep these things in mind. Oh, and don't make excuses. If you are young and haven't had much experience, get someone to help you. If English is your second language, get someone to proof read for you. Basically, just don't post unless you have good grammar. You can find forums on the net where someone would likely help you out. is not the place for that, it's designed for readers. Not writers.

End rant.

Slash Rant

Um, yeah, I am extremely frustrated right now with the number of slash and yaoi fics on this site. I understand that some people like that kind of thing, but I don't. So it is annoying to have to scroll though hundreds slash fics in order to find a regular one. I have emailed support asking for a new filter that would let me filter them out, but haven't gotten any response, so if you are like me, email them too:D

On to why I don't like slash. Number one reason is that homosexual acts are not healthy. Feel free to disagree with me, but I have seen evidence to back this up. Only reason this hasn't gotten into the news is that there are very few homosexuals out there, and they have a rather loud propaganda machine. Anyway...

Second, very few of the fandoms I read in have shown any indication that any of the characters are homosexual. Naruto for example. Every single male character that gets any real time is obviously interested in girls. Zabuza and Haku have more of a father/son relationship than anything else. Sasuke just acts about like I would with fangirls, and I am straight. And yet most of the Naruto fics on this site are yaoi. It's the same for Bleach, the characters either show no interest in relationships at all, or are interested in the opposite sex.

Third, the summaries for most slash fics seriously disturb me. One I just read had Ichigo, from Bleach, apparently falling for Aizen or Grimmjow after being captured by them. Um, yeah, Aizen is the villain who was planning on killing one of your best friends, mind raped one of his subordinates, and sent his minons after Ichigo to kill him. Grimmjow was one of those minions that was trying to kill him. That makes for such a good relationship... Sheesh!

Then theres the fact that many of the pairings are pedophilic. Harry/Snape from Harry Potter for instance. I mean, Snape is old enough to be Harry's dad for goodness sake! That's not only ew, it's also illegal! As in against the law! Not to mention the fact that Snape seriously dislikes Harry. As in goes out of his way to be nasty to Harry.

So apparently if you are homosexual, you like to break the law and abuse the person you supposedly love... At least according to fanfics.

Third, fanfiction is about taking canon story and changing it into something different because you love the story so much you want more. That indicates that you hold at least some respect for the author. How is taking two or more characters and having them do something so completely out of character showing respect? Yes, you can rewrite the story so that it isn't out of character, but then, what is the point? You have different characters now, just the same name... In the same vein, is this something the author would want the target audience consuming?

Fourth, if the number of slash fanfics out there was an indication of reality, then any hot guy would be homosexual. And thus the world would soon be depopulated since no one would have an babies. And no, male pregnancy doesn't work. It just gross and wrong. shudders

So, if you are an author/fan of slash/yaoi, would you please be really nice and warn those of us who aren't fans in the summary? And if you are really really nice, could you ask for a slash/yaoi filter here on Please?

On a final note, there could possibly be some one out there who read this rant and now thinks I am homophobic. No, I am not, that would imply that homosexuals were something to be afraid of. Homosexuals are just like anyone else out there. They just have sex in a way that is dangerous. If I found out that someone I knew was that way, I would be uncomfortable for a while, then I would just treat them the same way I did before.

Update: I found a good resource on homosexuality that generally takes an objective view. Narth dot com. There are several papers on that site that explain how many homosexual's become homosexual. So if you want to actually think about why you like or don't like slash and yaoi, check that site out. Don't just listen to the media, school, parents, or pastors. Think!

This is a link to a paper that summarizes the stats from a bunch of studies. Food for thought. http:///docs/CPASSAmarriage.pdf

High School/Fantasy Prince Princess Rant

I scan through different fandoms here on and find myself wondering about people. There are all these summaries where it's "main character one is the most unpopular guy in school, then he gets the attention of main character two who is the most popular girl in school". And in canon, the characters don't even go to school. Or the whole one is prince of blah, and two is princess of blah blah, thing. I honestly don't get it. If you take these canon characters and take away their canon powers (fantasy fandoms at least), how are they still the same character? It just strikes me as stupid and annoying. I guess I could put vampire fics in this rant as well. Seriously, what is with peoples obsession with making main characters vampires? How exactly can you have Naruto be a vampire when they don't exist in canon? OK, so it is a fanfic, you can do what you want, but still. How does being a vampire make the story any better? All it does is make the reader go huh! Oh, and add more angst. As if they needed that...

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The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 9,204 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 10,684 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,682 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 247 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,752 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Black Joker by dragonliege242 reviews
It's been 3 months since Aizen's defeat and Ichigo's powers have faded. Or have they? Pangs of pain constantly plague him, accompanied by bursts of unfamiliar reiatsu. One day, his ability to see spirits returns in time for him to see a Hollow chasing a Plus. What followed would change his life forever...again. True Longinus!Brave Saint!Strong!Ichigo IchigoxHarem IsseixHarem
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 208,961 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Ichigo K., Rossweisse, Kuroka, Ophis]
Shockwaves in the Unifying Force by CzarZelinsky reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Yuuzhan'tar, Mara Jade watches as her husband's life ebbs away. Leia and the Solo family have been destroyed in the destruction of Shimrra's citadel due to Nom Anor's treachery. Mara wished Luke could be saved, that their lives could have been lived in peace rather than turmoil. Mara just wished things had been different. (Time Travel, Wishfic)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,615 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
The Second Chance by SilverAegis reviews
It had been a typical day for Qrow Branwen, until he finds a young raven hair boy with green eyes and mystical powers. One-Shot/No Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,664 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 488 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Harry P., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Game On! by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter knew she shouldn't have picked those three Hallows... but she did, and now, she's immortal, and the gods have a proposition for her : help the heroes of other universe to save her mother's soul. And to help her, they'll give her a tool : the Gamer's Ability. First stop : the Mafia World. fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 222,945 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
A Wizard's Regios by Rothak reviews
Just as he finishes one war to save his world, Harry is literally pulled into another. The trials of living in Zuellni aren't as bad as back in England, but the Contaminoid threat will rear its ugly head. Harry has to fight to protect what he holds dear, but that is nothing new. A certain silver-haired manipulator just has to be put in his place first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chrome Shelled Regios - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,762 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 373 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 13,972 - Follows: 6,488 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 1,542 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 435 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 6,694 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Forestalled by Jacobus-Minoris reviews
Jumping to the past, Harry believes himself prepared for any problem; but he certainly didn't see this one coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 831 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 8,743 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 17,306 - Follows: 5,045 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 1,180 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 1,397 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 6,315 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Team of Wild Horses by beartooth reviews
Sequel to One Trick Pony. Ranma finally decides to act on the dreams he has of an upcoming icy catastrophe. Little does he know how he and his family will play an intricate part in the coming final days. Ranma x Kasumi, plus Sailor Moon crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,101 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Fate:Spiral Time by Z.N. Singer reviews
There are many theories about time. Some call it a circle, every repeating; others a line, never looking back. But the wisest call it a spiral, and say the future contains echoes of the past. But...if that is so...then do we all get second chances?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,911 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 10,078 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Husband of Sha'uri by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Evie could not be certain, but it sounded a great deal like the Ancient Egyptian equivalent of "Oh, no, not again," which struck her as a rather bizarre thing for a newly awakened mummy to say.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/11/2010 - D. Jackson, Evelyn C. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 523 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 10,180 - Follows: 2,779 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 12,986 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
There and Back Again by Jess S1 reviews
During the summer after fourth year, Harry unwittingly makes a wish... which takes him to another world. He needs to find a way home, but he also has to decide where his home really is... LOTR/HP Discontinued for Revision. THIS VERSION WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,536 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Favor by OrionPax09 reviews
Misato sees something disturbing on the news. And is prompted to ask for Shinji's help.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Aaron Nowack reviews
The truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, revealed at last! Any resemblance to canon is strictly accidental.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Red Fighting Robes by brite reviews
Once upon a time, there was a confused wolf, a small, green, crotchety grandmother, and one very no-nonsense little boy in red.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Yoda - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 246 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lightsabers by Lucillia reviews
The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 7,177 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 648 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 479 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Worlds Apart! by Shadow-Nightfall reviews
A Dragonlance and Wheel of Time (book) crossover. What happens when a kender meets a Myrddraal. Or how the Dark One got the idea for Shaidar Haran :p
Crossover - Wheel of Time & Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Over the Rainbow by E. C. R. Potter reviews
At the beginning of Harry's sixth year, a freak tornado suddenly blows he and his friends to a land far away, over the rainbow. A Harry PotterWizard of Oz crossover. HH and RLu. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,628 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wasted Wish by Tail Kinker reviews
Once again, Ranma gets a wish! Once again, he opens his big mouth and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Ranma, Nodoka, Skuld - Complete
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It's That Simple! reviews
Complete One-Shot. Naruto gets a bright idea watching a messenger ninja. Supposed to be amusing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Cultivation of Two Ninja reviews
One-Shot. Sakura sees Naruto being denied access to the library. Assuming that it is because of a prank, she takes pity on him, and gets him some scrolls. This is the story of what happens because of that. Actual word count: 8219
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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