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Author has written 8 stories for Animaniacs, Friends, and Tiny Toon Adventures.

name-Yuval Zirler

gender-male

age-15

where i live- central israel,middle east,asia,the world

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13 things to do in an elevator:

1. state that you support the arabs (instant death in maale edomim!)

2. state that you support the homosexual comunity (instant death in jerusalem!)

3. state that you're homophobic (instant death in tel aviv!)

4. state that your hydrophobic (instant death in eilat!)

5. yell "food fight!"

6. play dead

7. mumble something about an elevator accident.

8. write a short story, with the people in the elevator as the characters. make sure to say everything you write.

9. sing a song in the most annoying voice you can.

10. in the floor before your floor, press all the buttons.

11. watch your finger and say "i think it's getting bigger".

12. bring a laptop and watch the 10 hours nyan cat in full-volume.

13. drop a box on the floor and say: "5...4...3...2...1...holy crap, it doesn't explode!"

3 things to do in the airport:

1. if you're flying with a friend, seperate and go to different lines in the ticketing, the first to reach the counter calls his friend!

2. if you have a lot of time till your flight departs,go down the escalator. and up. and down...

3. think about every person you see- is he a tourist? if he is, where is he from?

sentences you only hear in the tel aviv airport-

"is there a place near the emergency exit?"

"why there's a delay? it's not a charter flight!"

"if i'm buying a six-pack of wiskey, how many do i get free?"

All the characters from Tiny toon adventures, Animaniacs or Looney Toons belong to the Warner bros.

talespin belongs to Disney

Friends belong to NBC

The amazing race belongs to CBS

Yuval, Hillai and the five additional Warners belong to Yuval Zirler (hey, it's me!)

the annoying orange belongs to Daneboe

sonic characters belong to Sega and Nintendo

things i've never seen happening in fanfiction.net-

1.amy rose (from sonic) getting a pie in the face. rouge, knuckles and shadow got one. so...

Sonic:"hey ames, there is something i really wanted to do..."
Amy (thinking to herself): " finally...he's finally going to be my boyfriend!"
Amy: "what is it?"
Sonic: "getting you officially owned!" (smashes a banana cream pie in Amy's face) "This is for being such an annoying brat!"

2. a crossover couple of tiny toons and animaniacs. i found a cool pairing of skippy with fifi in deviantart).

3.an israeli user writing fics that aren't romantic (well, except me)

4.an animaniacs fic that features minor characters but not OCs.

Sonic characters game

List your top eleven favorite (Sonic) characters in any order and tell us what they would do is these situations.

1)Sonic

2)Tails

3)Rouge

4)Blaze

5)Silver

6)Cream

7)Amy Rose

8)Knuckles

9)Shadow

10)Tikal

11)Sally Acorn

extra* 12)Espio

What would (1) do if (2) make her/him breakfast in bed?

Sonic will thank Tails and hope no one will see it.

What would (2) do if (4) pulled down her/his pants in public?

Tails will probably slap the living hell out of Blaze (with his tails).

What would (3) do if she/he caught (8) reading her/his diary?

An epic wrestling match at Rouge's place, on Saturday at 10 PM. Mud is optional, blood is guaranteed.

What would (4) do if (6) barged in on her/him while she/he was using the toilet?

Blaze will scream at Cream to "Get the f* out of there" and close the door, and poor Cream (that will probably be deaf after that) will close the door and run away as fast as she can.

What would (5) do if (1) broke his/her favorite toy, video game, etc.?

Silver will forgive Sonic after the first time Sonic apologized. However, Sonic will apologize at least twice more...

What would (6) do if (10) gave her/him a present?

"Thank you so much, Tikal...That totem was just what I wanted! It's way better than a Wii console!" (What can she do? After all, Tikal is a nice girl, And Cream doesn't want to disappoint her.)

What would (7) do if (9) and (5) were fighting for her/his love?

Amy would separate them and than say very loudly "My heart belongs to Sonic!!!"

What would (8) do if they have a leg cast and (11) accidentally kicked it?

I don't know exactly what will happen, but it will end with an urgent call to 911 and with sally waking up on a hospital bed with three broken limbs and eight broken ribs.

What would (9) do if (3) wrote a yuri/yaoi story about her/him and was about to post it on the internet?

He will break up with her and right after that-he will chaos blast her.

1.What would (10) do if (7) threw a pie in her/his face and 2.what kind of pie would (7) throw?

1. Amy was lucky that she didn't hit Blaze or Rouge. Instead, Tikal will search for another pie, throw it at Amy and it will escalate quickly into a huge pie fight involving almost all of the characters.

2. Maybe Boston cream?

What would (11) do if (1) kissed her/him on the lips?

Sonic will say: "It's not going to work, I'm still with Amy". JUST KIDDING! He will call 911, pay the cops loads of money and next thing you know, Sally Acorn will be in the jail for years.

What would (3) and (5) do together in a fancy restaurant?

They'll try to figure out what are they doing here, and than they'll try to find the writer that put them in this situation.

What would (10) and (4) do agree to create in an art class?

Tikal likes Talismans and Blaze likes burning stuff...it'll be a burning talisman.

What would (1) and (6) do if four robbers came to steal their valuables?

Cream will be totally scared and freaked out but Sonic will save her...let's just say the robbers will wake up in the jail, next to sally.

What would (7) and (11) do in a dance club?

Drinking and talking about stuff.

What would (2), (8) and (9) do if they found out they were cousins?

Although Tails will try to spend more time with his new cousins, Shadow and Knuckles will get mad and destroy any evidence for that.

What would (1) do if she/he was shown by everyone a M-rated yuri/yaoi picture starring her/him with another character she/he hates?

Sonic will Pay Tails lots of money (After all, 21 years of video games gave him some cash) to hack the server and delete that picture, and then he'll pay knuckles (Who has secret ties with the Jamaican mafia. Shhh, it's secret!) to kill the one who drew that.

What would (2) do if a friend confessed his/her love for her/him in front of a large group of people?

Everybody knows that Tails and Cream are friends. It's not a secret!

What would (3) do if she/he was reading in a quiet library and accidentally farted very long and very loud?

She'll say: "Yeah, Girls also fart. Got a problem with that?"

What would (4) do if she/he turned a corner and accidentally kissed someone on the lips for all to see?

She'll confess to Silver, And although he'll say that it was an accident and it was nobody's fault, Blaze will say that he deserves a much better girl, run away and won't talk to him again.

What would (5) do if she/he bent over to pick up something and her/his pants, shorts, dress, etc. made a loud rip in public?

He'll run away, wear different pants and walk back like nothing happened.

What would (6) do if the person they hated surprised her/him by pouring cold water over them in public?

She'll cry for hours, that's sure.

What would (7) do if she/he spilled something on the floor and then slipped and fell in it when she/he tried to clean it up?

Amy will laugh at it with her friends.

What would (8) do if she/he was talking to someone she/he looks up to and accidentally burped in her/his idol's face?

He will continue talking just like nothing happened. He might even burp a second time.

What would (9) do if her/his crush walked in on her/him in the shower?

A loud kiss sound will be heard...and after a few minuets of things that I'll better not write about, they'll walk out and won't talk with anyone about it.

What would (10) do if she/he got a body part stuck in a ridiculous place (like a toilet) and had to call for help?

She probably won't ask for help and if she'll do, that she'll beg the rescuer to keep it as a secret.

What would (11) do if she/he was caught by a large group of friends doing and singing the Caramelldansen?

It'll obviously end in a huge Caramelldansen because everyone will join her.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

So let me get this straight…Sonic and Amy rose are in a happy relationship (So far, so good) until Blaze ran off with Shadow (poor Silver). Sonic, brokenhearted (Sounds logical) had a hot one-night stand with Sally Acorn (Oh no! WTFH?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Espio (Seems like Sonic is bisexual) then follows the wise advice of Silver (No, Sonic! Don't listen to him, he's still brokenhearted after Blaze left him and he just wants to have a revenge!) and finds true love with Rouge (Huh? Oh no! WTFH?!). Dafuq did I just read? BTW, Jews can sing "Had Gadya" after they read this paragraph.

Animaniacs&Tiny Toons version

1)Wakko Warner

2)Buster Bunny

3)Babs Bunny

4)Shirley the loon

5)Montana Max

6)Skippy Squirrel

7)Fifi le fume

8)Pluckey Duck

9)Calamity Coyote

10)Mary Melody

11)Dot Warner

Extra-12)Rhubella Rat

13)Hampton Pig

What would (1) do if (2) make her/him breakfast in bed?

Wakko will thank Buster and eat everything, including the dishes, the glass and the tray.

What would (2) do if (4) pulled down her/his pants in public?

"Now that's personal!"

I think Shirley is going to lay flat on the floor (literally) after she has been smashed with an anvil.

What would (3) do if she/he caught (8) reading her/his diary?

It'll gonna hurt.

What would (4) do if (6) barged in on her/him while she/he was using the toilet?

She'll say: "Like, Skippy, the Boy's room is in the other side of the corridor."

What would (5) do if (10) broke his/her favorite toy, video game, etc.?

Max will sue Mary for the video game although he has enough money to buy Sony.

What would (6) do if (12) gave her/him a present?

Rhubella? Present? I don't think so.

What would (7) do if (9) and (5) were fighting for her/his love?

She'll scream: "Stop eet! I'm in love with Skippy!" BTW, no one ever knew about that before.

What would (8) do if they have a leg cast and (11) accidentally kicked it?

Dot will end up having a leg cast as well.

What would (9) do if (3) wrote a yuri/yaoi story about her/him and was about to post it on the internet?

He'll build a ballistic missile of his own and launch it at Babs' house. But it won't end after the missile will explode on Babs. Pies! Slime! Bombs! Anvils! Seltzer bottles! Lots of other cartoony violence lasting for more than fifty minuets! After that, I guess Babs will learn the lesson- if you are perverted, don't write fanfiction.

1.What would (10) do if (7) threw a pie in her/his face and 2.what kind of pie would (7) throw?

1.Mary will just wash it off and pretend that nothing happened (while planning a revenge. (An ACME PieZooka in Fifi's locker sounds like a good idea.

2.Chocolate cream pie...it's gonna leave a huge mess.

What would (11) do if (1) kissed her/him on the lips?

DotXWakko? U MAD?

What would (3) and (5) do together in a fancy restaurant?

They'll just eat without saying a word. After all, Babs got a great deal! Having a free dinner in a fancy restaurant. Why would she refuse?

What would (10) and (4) do agree to create in an art class?

If I remembered correctly, they didn't have art classes in the ACME Loo...But I think that they won't have a problem with a Bugs Bunny statue.

What would (1) and (6) do if four robbers came to steal their valuables?

Skippy will call Slappy and she'll explode the robbers and send them to biddy biddy kingdom come.

What would (7) and (11) do in a dance club?

Flirt with boys. While their boyfriends (Skippy and Hampton) are sitting right next to them. Someone is going to end with a black eye, and it's not going to be the boys.

What would (2), (8) and (9) do if they found out they were cousins?

They will be together all of the time and crack jokes (Well, only Buster and Plucky. After all, Calamity can't talk).

What would (1) do if she/he was shown by everyone a M-rated yuri/yaoi picture starring her/him with another character she/he hates?

Mallet time!

What would (2) do if a friend confessed his/her love for her/him in front of a large group of people?

Buster and Babs? Come on, everybody know about them.

What would (3) do if she/he was reading in a quiet library and accidentally farted very long and very loud?

She'll start laughing hysterically while all of the others looked at her, confused.

What would (4) do if she/he turned a corner and accidentally kissed someone on the lips for all to see?

She'll spend the next two hours spitting into a sink.

What would (5) do if she/he bent over to pick up something and her/his pants, shorts, dress, etc. made a loud rip in public?

He'll get mad and sue all the people who saw that and the company that made the pants.

What would (6) do if the person they hated surprised her/him by pouring cold water over them in public?

Time for another phone call to aunt Slappy.

What would (7) do if she/he spilled something on the floor and then slipped and fell in it when she/he tried to clean it up?

She won't talk to anybody for the whole day, cry for hours in the bathroom, and in the next day she'll act normally like nothing happened.

What would (8) do if she/he was talking to someone she/he looks up to and accidentally burped in her/his idol's face?

Plucky Duck's idol is himself so I guess it won't be such a problem.

What would (9) do if her/his crush walked in on her/him in the shower?

Wait, does Calamity Coyote has a crash?

What would (10) do if she/he got a body part stuck in a ridiculous place (like a toilet) and had to call for help?

She'll call for help. What's the big deal?

What would (11) do if she/he was caught by a large group of friends doing and singing the Caramelldansen?

She'll release the monster!

(1) and (13) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Wakko and hamtom are in a happy relationship (Ew. Even if they were gay, they're just not matching!) Until Calamity runs off with Shirley (it's getting weirder every line...). Wakko, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dot (incest) and a brief unhappy affair with Rhubella (Of course it's unhappy! HeroXVillain is always a bad idea!), Then follows the wise advice of Max (You can say anything you want, that guy is wise) and finds true love with Babs (What will Buster say?) Wakko's life sure sucks.

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Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
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in this fanfic,you can send questions for the characters,and we will answer. new chapter every Saturday.
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