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I am a nerd. Be warned. Gender: Should you care? Location: Gosh, creeperness. Age: In the 3 digits (Joke, I'm 10-18) Authors I love: TO FUCKING MANY TO COUNT! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and are proud of it, then copy/paste onto your profile If bullies agitate you, it means you're allowed to tip them less later. If you love A Very Potter Musical and Sequel, put the following on your profile: We're Goin' Back to Hogwarts, y'all! It's gonna be totally awesome! We get to eat lots of RedVines and hang out with Hermione, who is The Coolest Girl in the whole wide world. Umbridge and Dumbledore will be Gettin' Along. Quirrell and Voldemart are Different As Can Be. Ron and Draco are in some serious Granger Danger. Voldemort's been waiting all this time To Dance Again. But It's Not Over Yet.. Voldemort's Goin' Down! And even though Umbridge is doin' things the Umbridge way, just know that baby you're Not Alone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If life gives you lemons, rip 'em open and chuck them at Life's eyes and/or paper cuts. Today I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, which is funny because the wrong side of my bed faces a wall. If we have Jesus' spirit in all of us, does that make us his horcruxes? Math is the only place that you can buy 60 watermelons and no one looks at you funny.
ok i wrote this when i was like 12 so just. im embarassed but im also keeping this for archival purposes bc its hilarious lolllll. my old username was NerdoftheWorld