the pawn shoppe heart
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Joined 12-13-02, id: 309545
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
New bio time, kiddies.

Titles: reader, artist, writer, grammar whore, musician, actress, problem child.

I love: the fine arts, the not-so-fine arts, classic punk, cats, anti-culture, obscure anything.

I loathe: idiots, people who don't bother checking their work beyond the use of spellchecker, Mary-Sues, closed-minded people, people who post absolute trash on this site and expect me to give them kind "OH I LOVE THIS CONTINUE PLX" reviews.

The review thing? I don't do that. I correct your spelling. I correct your grammar. I point out plot and character inconsistencies. If I like it, I tell you. If I don't like it, I tell you.

I try not to flame, but sometimes, you fecking deserve it.

Don't like it? Deal. You're not getting rid of me.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Pirates of the Carribean, Wicked, Rent, etc.

Kinks: slash, dub-con, etc. Violence in general is a fantastic catalyst.

Think I'm a b-tch? Think I'm neat? Tell me.

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Pigments by Ku-chyan reviews
Pieces from the constantly intertwined lives of Red and Purple. RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Red, Purple
Good Horrible by Koneko Cain reviews
Red and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Red, Purple - Complete
Runes of the Serpent by Argentus 9 reviews
AU, but still a good read. A sporadic account of enigmatic Severus Snape's life: insights and theories on his past and, perhaps, future...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S.
Step Away from the Microwave and No One Gets Hurt! by Forty Names None the Same reviews
Arwen's pregnant with her and Aragorn's first child. What happens when the fellowship and friends are invited to the baby shower? Based on a true story. Rated PG-13 for language in later chapters. Not suitable for little ears! ^_^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 10/16/2002
Inside the Lives of the Fellowship by KrasnayaSquare reviews
The Fellowship has been herded into one house! Will they ever get around to watching the game!?!? Read to find out! *** Chapter 8 up***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Seven Deadly Sins by Enter the Extinct Age reviews
**COMPLETE**PG13 for later chapters...each chap. is a Deadly Sin...**D/G** please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,088 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Gollum Mania! by Ahlmora reviews
Gollum has become the heartthrob of Middle Earth. Women desire him. Men want to be him. Enter if you dare. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Gollum, Frodo B.
Dude by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
Our loveable stars for some reason find themselves doing played out t.v. commercials. Includes Confusing!Harry, Angry!Ron Baywatch!Hermione, and some others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Oblivion and the Stupidity of Its Results reviews
AU, written pre HPB. Voldemort's dead, and the Order staff party is on! Rating for foul language, suggestivenss, and sheer stupidity. Cowritten, see author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005
How In the World Did They Find Out?
When our four favorite Gryffindors enter King's Cross Station, they get a bit of a surprise. AU written for the Drabble challenge at LiveJournal's Spoil Me HBP. PG for very mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Published: 7/1/2005
All For Nothing reviews
Severus Snape has shown his true colors, leading to Voldemort's victory and Harry, Hermione, and Ginevra's enslavement. Together, can these three Gryffindors understand Snape's decision and live through the reform of the Wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Never Gamble On Gryffindors reviews
A bet between the esteemed heads of Gryffindor and Slytherin house provides unprecedented comic relief. Possible SSHG, best read with a cynical mindset.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Severus S.