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Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Graceling, Fire, The Heist Society, Divergent, Insurgent, Daughter of Smoke and Bone, Sherlock Holmes... and way more.

Favorite Quotes:

"Why do people kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?"

"If it wasn't for electricity, we would be watching TV by candle light"

"People who are dancing often look stupid to the people who can't hear the music"

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions"

"If you're going through Hell, keep going"

"Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. But many that die deserve life, can you give it to them? Then do not be to quick to deal out death in judgement, for even the very wise cannot see all ends"

"Life's a bitch and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky,"

"Like a stalker, an obsessed stalker, an obsessed vampire stalker"

"How strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"

"Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco. Aaaaaand noneforGretchenWeiners bye"

"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"

"Boo, you whore!"

"We're in deep Barney... Barney Rubble... Trouble!"

"Is your name Evelyn Salt?" "Yes" "Then you are a Russian spy"

"Eveyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it's going to live its whole life believing its stupid" -Albert Einstein

"I don't need anger management. I just need people to stop pissing me off"

Favorite movies:

The bourne series, ocean's eleven, 21, Salt, inception, sherlock holmes, mean girls, devil wears prada, easy A, twilight, harry potter, ferris buellers day off, mona lisa smile, despicable me, chicago, titanic, social network, seventeen again, the king's speech, my cousin vinny, a few good men... (this could really go on forever)

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,722 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,688 - Follows: 12,384 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Abduct Me With Your Love by xbitterangelx reviews
Bella Swan is abducted from her family and will only be returned for a price - in midst of being locked up, she meets one of her kidnappers and becomes irrevocably drawn to the green eyed man. Does he share the same feelings? AH. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 205,134 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Silver Lining: Renesmee and Jacobs Story by rOcKeRfOoL reviews
Renesmee coming of age and falling in love with her best friend Jacob. Can he get over himself and see that she loves him, or will they never be?...I hope you guys like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,194 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,024 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,429 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starting Over by Spring Witch reviews
When Professor Dumbledore sends Lucius and Draco Malfoy to collect Harry Potter from his relatives, neither of them expect to find a beaten and bloodied hero. Lucius finds himself falling for the young man who could very easily change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,988 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,178 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 266 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7666 - Favs: 9,006 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Catch by Passo reviews
{COMPLETE} It all started with a chess game and a bet between Harry and Ron. Now Ron has to take Snape out on a date. How will our favorite redhead woo his acerbic Potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,544 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Interview reviews
Aro's company is looking to hire and they need a very specific type of employee. What happens when Rosalie Hale applies for the interview and has enough spunk and attitude for the job? 1st fanfic! please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Rosalie