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Author has written 11 stories for Bob's Burgers, Homestuck, and Total Drama series.

About me: I'm Jessica, the 21-year-old college student by day, fanfiction writer by night, and I have a huge (probably unhealthy) weakness for babyfic.

Contacting me: I'm on tumblr, and ao3. Please feel free at any time to message me with any comments, requests, complaints, or just for a nice chat! :)

Current projects:

Double Trouble: a Total Drama fic. My dear friend signelchan's birthday fic. Sierra is put in charge of babysitting three of the Burromuerto children late one night, and chaos and unexpected news follows (chapter 1 up, second chapter coming soon!)

Baby Dolls: a Homestuck fic, which was inspired by the infamous cliche of high school students being parents to plastic baby dolls to learn parental responsibilities. The one I had put on hiatus because of school last year, now edited and re-written (ch 5 up; hopefully will be updated on the day the chapter takes place in the story).

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Let's Live Life by signelchan reviews
Join a ragtag bunch of friends who live in an apartment building (plus some others) as they experience life as only the arguable middle class could. Currently following one Dave Strider, as he does the exact opposite of what he should in almost every situation. Like being a decent friend.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12h - Published: 2/3 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Rose L., Dave S.
10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say by GiLaw reviews
This is just me in one of my random moods so be warned! Rated T for swearing and sexual references!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 10/28/2013
The Curse of the Burromuerto Family by signelchan reviews
Neither Heather nor Alejandro exactly like admitting that they're wrong or that they're in over their heads, and that makes for a lot of them not seeing eye-to-eye about things. Especially things where one of them knows how it's going to be, and the other is fiercely determined to make sure that she gets her way. They're young, they're dumb, and they're definitely messing up.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/23 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
expression of displeasure by signelchan reviews
Sometimes a poor choice of words has unintended consequences.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
the most (excellent, amazing, fantastic) adventure by signelchan reviews
Living the famous life has been kind to Geoff and Bridgette, but now their fame is being expected to get them to be able to do the impossible: put together a reunion of the original Total Drama crew. There's no way this is going to go according to plan, but along the way, things much better than any old plan could happen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/20 - [Geoff, Bridgette] Chris M. - Complete
Head Over Feet by signelchan reviews
John has never really had a crush on anyone in his life, if one doesn't include actors and actresses, so when he sees a beautiful girl at the airport and feels something inside of him, he becomes a bit of a bumbling fool about it. To make matters even more interesting for him, the girl of his affections knows him - whether he knows her or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/6 - [John E., Vriska S.] Jade H., Meenah P. - Complete
three precious words by signelchan reviews
Four times he said "I love you" and one time he meant it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Turns out they're not good parents by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when two of your favorite characters hook up and have a child? Obviously complete chaos! As it turns out none of them are good parents. How bad are they? What kind of horrible parenting techniques will they try? What kind of couples will be in these situations? Some you would never even imagine! Going to try every single couple I can think of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/23/2013
Someone Else's Mistake by Pianoparamour reviews
What Rizzo really meant when she told Kenickie it was "someone else's mistake." That moment and everything that happened thereafter, behind the scenes and on film. Rizzo/Kenickie alternating POVs. (*Rated M for Language only and T for all else*) Reviews appreciated.
Grease - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Rizzo, Kenickie - Complete
The Best Damn Thing by christian95 reviews
Summary-After an unspeakable event transpired, Logan left every part of his old life behind, including the love of his life, Louise Belcher, now after tragedy strikes, he is forced to return home, where he meets, Louise once again, & connects with her, but Louise has a new boyfriend Ben Dowdy & he isn't giving up Louise, without a fight, surprising new and old pairings inside.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Our Little Miracle by VocaloidAnimeFreak reviews
Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe. PART 3 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,787 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
A (Little) Christmas Lesson by signelchan reviews
It's that wonderful time of the year where people are going crazy over sales and doing the exact opposite of what the spirit of the holiday means, and Izzy wants everyone to learn that greed isn't the way of Christmas. With Noah (un)willingly by her side, she's about to try and teach the greediest people she knows the best lesson ever.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Property of Heather by niko56 reviews
While the total drama crew is on vacation courtesy of Chris, Bridgette is ambushed by Heather and quickly becomes smitten with her. Though Bridgette bites off way more than she can chew, and its up to Courtney and Gwen to help get her away from Heather's clutches. Can they do it? Will they find love in each other? Will Bridgette forever belong Heather? Read and see! Rated M! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Bridgette, Heather] [Courtney, Gwen]
Determination by Novie Vantas reviews
It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,519 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dad E., Karkat V.
From Drama to Death by The Sarcasm Master reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Night Over Derlaven by GwennieBlack reviews
One was born during the night. One was born during the day. One was to become a heir since he was born, and the other must learn to control her powers. They had been raised together within the castle walls, but it was only a matter of time before Fate decided to separate their ways. If they ever meet again, will there be place for forgiveness, or will the desire for vengeance win?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Gwen, Trent
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 7153 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
love's all a game to (her, him, them) by signelchan reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Heather Gives You Hell by SideshowJazz1 reviews
A parody of All-American Reject's song "Gives You Hell". Aleheather rivalry - what would Heather say to Alejandro if she wanted to be truthful without getting mushy? Please review!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
The Labor Pains Lesson by ArtsyPaige reviews
When Heather and Courtney are annoyed that Alejandro and Jośe think that labor pains aren't that the most painful thing ever, they decide to teach them a lesson they won't soon forget. ((Based off a prompt I made myself a couple of days ago)) It's a little short story with the ships : Aleheather and Courné. (but mostly with Aleheather)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] Courtney
Reaction by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Topher forces Jasmine and Shawn to watch a shocking, yet disturbing video. Imagine the looks on their faces once it's all over. I bet you know which video I'm taking about. But be careful, it's a little gross. Added Chris for a reason.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Topher, Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn, Chris M. - Complete
bonded with baby by signelchan reviews
Sometimes children inherit the worst of their parents.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
What Are We Going To Do? by hopelesslyinlovewithyou reviews
Rizzo and Kenickie are happily married with a baby on the way...but what will happen to their relationship when a terrible accident makes them both question whether they can ever love the other again? Mostly Rizzo/Kenickie, but there may be a bit of Danny/Sandy fluff in later chapters.
Grease - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Rizzo, Kenickie, Danny Z., Sandy O.
Mosquito Rap by purplerocks12 reviews
This is a song.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Gwen, Cody, Heather, Sierra - Complete
Revenge Taste Sweet by MyDeepDesire reviews
The pain... It hurt as bad as hell would. I could barely breathe as my face was being shoved into the bed my screams weren't heard to the world at all. More than two hands were touching me that I knew it felt like four. "They say revenge is a dish best served cold and I was going to serve it below freezing."
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Heather, Justin, Courtney, Alejandro
Justice Never Sleeps! by DisneyBlogger reviews
Studying to be a lawyer takes a lot of energy, apparently. [human!stuck Karkat and Terezi; don't like that AU, then don't read; rated T only because of the cursing]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
A Total Drama Wedding by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Alejandro and Heather are recently engaged, but Chris is turning their wedding into his latest scheme to get ratings! Will they make it down the aisle in one piece? {I do not own Total Drama.}
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Heather, Alejandro
The New Store Next Door by swarmogan reviews
A new tenant moves in to the store on the right, and Louise decides to befriend her son for her crazy shenanigans. Will it work? (Please review :D)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014
Cody's Hijacked Birthday Surprise by randompandattack reviews
It's Cody's birthday and his girlfriend Gwen decides to throw him a party. Afterwards she invites him up to her room to give him a "special" present. Much to Gwen's dismay, Heather discovers them and she wants in. This can only get better for Cody. Cody/Gwen/Heather oneshot lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Cody, Gwen] Heather - Complete
in which tensions are somewhat resolved by Tabine reviews
A collection of suggestive and potentially NSFW drabbles and ficlets about Heather and Alejandro. Contains mature content — viewer discretion is advised.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Outhouses aren't for that by Slendie258 reviews
Alejandro and Heather want to do something fun in the outhouse, but no one else is letting them do that. Will they ever get to do what they want?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Homestuck ship wall by homestuckTroll reviews
Exploring the various points of troll romance.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013
Like a good neighbor by homestuckTroll reviews
This is a parody of Abethia's story where John summons Karkat using the statefarm jingle. I'm basically writing what would happen if the trolls did that during their session.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014
Things Yet Unseen by Lyraeon
After walking in on her in the shower, Karkat can't get Terezi out of his head, no matter how hard he tries. Desperate times call for desperate measures. One-sided(?) Karezi.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Too Good to be True by Crazed NetGirl reviews
Terezi has a dream that is WAY too good to be true. Karezi. Rated T just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Oh, Baby by VocaloidAnimeFreak reviews
Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. Or, in other words, Vriska somehow ends up pregnant. Rated T for themes and language. Karezi as a major side pairing. PART 2 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,107 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
You Are My Cure by ArtsyPaige reviews
A cute little Aleheather story. Heather always catches a cold every winter (living in Canada doesn't help with that situation much). But things are a little different since Alejandro is her boyfriend.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Here's To Never Growing Up by louigan reviews
NOT DEAD ANYMORE :D Sequel to She's A Lady, please read that before starting this one, it's on my profile. Louigan, OCxOC, Scone, Alexney, Tinajj (or Timmy, if you must), Tameke, RudyxOC. Not as dramatic as the first fic. Yet. Will probably be M eventually. Sorry not sorry.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013
Rabbit Ears by The Cool Zacharie reviews
"Some say she was born with her head covered. Barely anyone outside the family has seen her without it. Anyone else who's seen Louise without her precious rabbit ears hasn't lived to tell the tale." Short drabble about Louise and her irremovable hat.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
If good children get coal by NoahFan4Ever reviews
What do bad children get? Written for my friend DaleJr.88 as a Christmas present!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Noah - Complete
Baby Mine by Infected Bliss reviews
AU. After Duncan gets sent to jail in TDAS, Gwen finds out she's pregnant with his baby. Chaos and emotions ensue.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Gwen, Duncan, Courtney
Desire by AleheatherCanon reviews
"There's no shame... in wanting me..." / Alejandro and Heather both desire each other, but will their stubborn ways prevent then from it? / Gwen's troubled when Trent returns to Total Drama, since she's dating Duncan. (Featuring Duncney) *NOW RATED M*
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Trent, Gwen] [Alejandro, Heather]
Game On by Scratchy Acid reviews
Terezi visits Karkat in his hive for a little competition. [KAREZI SMUT]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Will He Ever Love Me Back? by DarlingAna
-Warm up fic! Hope you like!- Jade has a crush on Karkat! What will happen? Will Karkat have a crush on her too? Will he break her heart? Read to find out!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,667 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Karkat V., Jade H.] [Kanaya M., Rose L.] - Complete
From I to Us by Skami reviews
The raven haired girl squeezed the leotard in her palm. There was a certain intensity in his face that she'd never seen before letting her know that the extra commentary needed to stop. "Heather you're twenty one, I'm twenty one. I'm a college student! Neither of us know anything about raising a child! It's like you don't even care!" AleHeather fic. Read and review
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
How I met his mother by FFraspberry reviews
Heather wants to tell Alejandro something really important, but what will happen when she unexpectedly meets Alejandro's mother? AleHeather oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Positive by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Heather and Alejandro are married, but something's up with Heather. Why is she so upset? Can Alejandro help her out? AleHeather.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
The Burger Chef's Daughter by kkman57 reviews
Bob and Linda receive devastating news, which causes the lives of the Belcher family to change forever
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2013
Giving in to desire by Limonero reviews
Heather and Alejandro spend a moment alone together during all stars. Rated M for a reason.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Summer Love by christian95 reviews
Louise and Logan both get on the same cruise will their friendship develop into something more? rated M for Possible future content Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Family by homestuckTroll reviews
A DavexJade fic.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
She's A Lady by louigan reviews
And ladies shouldn't be messed with. Louigan, LouisexOC, GenexOC, CourtneyxOC, other minor pairings; M/M, F/F, abuse, language, probably way too dramatic for the Bob's Burgers universe. Playlist: 8tracks/louigan/1uJHA3t
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Oppan Bob's Burgers Style by christian95 reviews
this is just a short little thing i wrote just for the fun of it it is a songfic and it is comedic just a one off random short lol :) Gene does Gangnam Style lol enjoy
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
What's Life Without A Little Adventure? by AllieAlexMarie reviews
When Louise's best friend, Jamie, realizes the chemistry between her best friend and a certain blonde haired boy she knows exactly what to do. Through a few chaotic adventures and expeditions, Jamie and a few friends help Louise to find her love, and Jamie finds herself falling for someone the exact same way. LouisexLogan GenexOC
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2013
Summer job by SpokenSpades reviews
When Tina decides to write a erotic FAMILY fiction, Louise gets furious and decides to get away the only way she only knows how to. Get a summer job. But Gene get's the idea, then Tina does too. What will happen when Bob's burgers goes down in ratings and everything is a complete disaster? Please R&R!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013
Tales of Confused Parents by itwasyounme reviews
Imagine your OTP having identical twins and having to assign each a color so they don't get them confused. Another prompt taken from the very cool blog imagineyourotp. I hope you'll like this yet other Jeca fluffy one shot :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
A Surprising Proposal by christian95 reviews
Logan and Louise's Two year anniversary as they spend it at the carnival Logan has a special surprise for Louise Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Mr Potter's Penguin by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night at the Rink by adventuresofcarlig reviews
Louigan junk!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2013
How Things Change by adventuresofcarlig reviews
Louise/Logan, JJ/Tina night on the pier
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013
Labor Of Love by FlonkertonChamp1 reviews
Jim & Pam welcome their daughter. Takes place about a month before the epilogue of "It's Too Soon". Rated T for a bit of language, and because it deals with birth. Nothing graphic though.
Office - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Pull the plug by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
"Tomorrow evening, they're going to come in here and switch those machines off. And then you're going to be dead. You're going to be put in a box, and they'll either bury you or cremate you, and," She stalled; this was hard for her to admit. "You'll have never known... You'll have never known I loved you." Angsty oneshot, A/H. Set after TDWT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
The Ballad of Vriska and John by 90sbaby112 reviews
This is a poem i wrote for my creative writing class. It is based off of Vriska and John, one of my many OTP's.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John E., Vriska S. - Complete
Phone Conversation by jonwei reviews
Edited version of the 2004 comedy Mean Girls ;)
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
Simply Christmas by RainbowxRose reviews
Tootie and Timmy have a quiet Christmas with their daughter. [Timmy/Tootie]
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
You Know Why by Smileyfax reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Dreams, Uh, I Wish They Were Real by xTanukix reviews
"Uh,,, why am I not stuttering when I talk to Vriska?" My twin only replied, "She's the only one who could never make you nervous. You loved her too much to think about it." :: Oneshot - Tavros x Vriska :: Birthday Fic for Dizzy ::
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
50 Shades Of Karkat by CruddyFicsAreUs reviews
When Karkat and Gamzee have a wonderful night inside.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Western/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Birthmother by sweetlilsunshine reviews
She is one of the least respected members of the community, one of those who's assignment is looked down upon. Follow a girl who, though mentioned in The Giver, never had her story told.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Homestuck Ipod Shuffle by theVERYCONFUSEDgirl
You get the gist from the title hopefully Individual characters and shippings
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012
History by Grim Lupine reviews
"Shut up and do something better with your mouth," Janis says hoarsely, and has the distinct, shocking pleasure of watching Regina George do as she's told. /JanisRegina/
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Janis I., Regina G. - Complete
Scourge Sisters: A Lame Vriska x Terezi Fluff by AnonIsAshamed reviews
The trolls have narrowly escaped disaster, and are enjoying the calm before the next incoming storm. While some watch over the humans in their new universe, Vriska has her eyes set on someone nearby... As title suggests, mild fluff. Some language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Terezi P., Vriska S. - Complete
Scalemate Playdate by Ayden Sutcliffe reviews
Takes place before SGrub. Terezi and Vriska play with scalemates. Fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Terezi P., Vriska S. - Complete
It happened in the Locker Room by xstarry-nightsx reviews
Izzy walks into something intresting as she walks into the locker room. Izzy/Gwen/Heather. Warning:Mature content inside
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Gwen, Heather
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 373 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Hostility by TheSocialLoner reviews
A hostile conversation in the bathroom might just help them discover feelings they didn't know they had... For Love and Fanfiction Contest.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Gwen, Heather
My Girl by Hossenfeffer reviews
There was a girl, and I fell in love. Simple as that. The rest is all details. Warning: Swearing, violence, lesbian themes, lemons, limes, everything in between. R&R pleasee! Gwen x Heather
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Gwen, Heather
Chocolate Pudding by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Making chocolate pudding at four in the morning... truly a sign that you lost control of your life. This is the brief tale of such a poor man.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
The Death of Steve Smith by Game Ghost reviews
Funny Oneshot. Steve Smith is dying and his family make his last few hours as comfortable and hilarious as possible and later try to deal with their loss. Not Somber, funny One-shot/
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
The Enslavement by ThatFacelessDude reviews
Gwen is turned into a sex slave by another character we are all familiar with.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Gwen, Heather - Complete
The Naughty TDI Game! by Daikon-Chili reviews
A fun Yet dirty Number game! READ RULES IN BEGINNING! lots of Sex, probable slash, drunkness, randomness... sorry if any material is offensive.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Card Games by Kristen Bealer reviews
Ten year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Daria M. - Complete
The life of ending by VladMasters reviews
Tooties gone by suicide, Timmy blames himself. what will happen to him? who will help? or will he just snap? these questions and more wil be answered. one shot songfic perfect world by simple plan. Rated M for teen suicide.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
My Parade Adventure by RLobinske reviews
Tad Gupty's school essay on the events of I Loathe a Parade.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
The REAL Sting by neutralplanet reviews
Takes place during the events of The sting in the real world Not the dream one. R&R Plz
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
Angels by Cerulean Shadow reviews
What would have really happened while Leela was in that coma in that episode, The Sting?
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
A Gupty Christmas by Lawndale Stalker reviews
What toys are safe, educational, and PC enough for sweet young Tricia and Tad Gupty?
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Video by Ace Trax reviews
The Fashion Club finds a videotape on which Daria, Tom and Jane do “certain” things with each other.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Stewie goes to PreSchool by Reigo reviews
just read and review plz. capter 2 is here
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Stewie G., Peter G.
Leaves by wyvern337 reviews
Set when Daria was a very young child. On carefully observing Daria's behavior, Helen begins to suspect that there might be something...*wrong* with her elder daughter...
Daria - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002
Special Delivery by wyvern337 reviews
Two characters meet for the very first time. Impressions are formed.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2002
Reindeer Bait by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Daria gives Quinn a "pre-Christmas" present.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2001
Holding On by Renfield reviews
The Morgendorffers have to cope with a tragedy in their lives. How is Daria handling it?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2001
At The End by SilentWitness reviews
A glimse of a funeral. A quiet observation.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2001
Passout-over by EmilyB reviews
A sleepover at Jane's produces the usual embarrassing moments. Well written if I do say so myself!
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2000
Cadence by wildgoose reviews
Daria indures complications during her first pregnancy
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/1999
The Cynic by wildgoose reviews
This is A Daria version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/1999
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Double Trouble reviews
Sierra is put in charge of babysitting three of the Burromuerto children late one night, and chaos and unexpected news follows.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15 - [Alejandro, Heather] Sierra
Baby dolls reviews
A humanstuck high school AU where the trolls learn the responsibility of having a baby through taking care of baby dolls for the weekend.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/4
Cake Baking
Sometimes, all it takes is a simple comment about something to start a whole entire conversation about said thing.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Published: 3/2 - [Jade H., John E.] Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son
John is a very busy man, unfortunately for his wife and son. But once John's son grows up, he realizes they have more in common than he thought.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25 - [John E., Vriska S.] OC
Yankee swap reviews
Courtney is having her annual Christmas party, but instead of simply sticking with the "Secret Santa" game, she gets another plan in mind.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro - Complete
A Christmas miracle reviews
"I found her near the Christmas trees." he said, smiling. "She was looking at a tree display, before she realized she was alone."
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [John E., Vriska S.] OC - Complete
Karaoke baby reviews
A karaoke night adventure among friends which ends up being cut short by a baby's arrival.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Terezi P., Karkat V.] [Vriska S., Tavros N.] - Complete
I'm going to die reviews
A short story based on Tumblr user korrakun's post: "My favorite college experience is when I had a 7 am class and the kid next to me literally poured a Monster energy drink into his coffee, said 'I'm going to die', and drank the whole thing".
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2014 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
Thanks to the birth drugs, Heather decides to temporarily rename the baby.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
We'll see reviews
In which Terezi and Vriska journey through a pregnancy together. There are highs and lows, ups and downs, and good friends along the way to help them through it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Vriska S., Terezi P.] [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Grand Theft Belcher reviews
In which the Belchers play Grand Theft Auto.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013