Kristenschaalisahorse
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Joined 07-22-11, id: 3096124, Profile Updated: 03-26-14
Author has written 13 stories for iCarly, Bob's Burgers, Homestuck, and Sherlock.

Hello, there. You've stumbled upon the profile of a multi-fandom shipper and writer.
You can also find me on Ao3 (http://archiveofourown.org/users/elephant_bubbles) and Tumblr (screaming-lamb.tumblr.com).

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The Best Damn Thing by christian95 reviews
Summary-After an unspeakable event transpired, Logan left every part of his old life behind, including the love of his life, Louise Belcher, now after tragedy strikes, he is forced to return home, where he meets, Louise once again, & connects with her, but Louise has a new boyfriend Ben Dowdy & he isn't giving up Louise, without a fight, surprising new and old pairings inside.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 9/29/2013
The New Store Next Door by swarmogan reviews
A new tenant moves in to the store on the right, and Louise decides to befriend her son for her crazy shenanigans. Will it work? (Please review :D)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/6
Homestuck ship wall by homestuckTroll reviews
Exploring the various points of troll romance.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/28/2013
Like a good neighbor by homestuckTroll reviews
This is a parody of Abethia's story where John summons Karkat using the statefarm jingle. I'm basically writing what would happen if the trolls did that during their session.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26
pass the potatoes by t0psy reviews
louise/logan, oneshot, awkward family dinner.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Complete
Determination by Novie Vantas reviews
It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/18/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dad E., Karkat V.
Here's To Never Growing Up by louigan reviews
NOT DEAD ANYMORE :D Sequel to She's A Lady, please read that before starting this one, it's on my profile. Louigan, OCxOC, Scone, Alexney, Tinajj (or Timmy, if you must), Tameke, RudyxOC. Not as dramatic as the first fic. Yet. Will probably be M eventually. Sorry not sorry.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/8/2013
Rabbit Ears by The Cool Zacharie reviews
"Some say she was born with her head covered. Barely anyone outside the family has seen her without it. Anyone else who's seen Louise without her precious rabbit ears hasn't lived to tell the tale." Short drabble about Louise and her irremovable hat.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
Will He Ever Love Me Back? by DarlingAna
-Warm up fic! Hope you like!- Jade has a crush on Karkat! What will happen? Will Karkat have a crush on her too? Will he break her heart? Read to find out!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,667 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Karkat V., Jade H.] [Kanaya M., Rose L.] - Complete
The Burger Chef's Daughter by kkman57 reviews
Bob and Linda receive devastating news, which causes the lives of the Belcher family to change forever
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013
Summer Love by christian95 reviews
Louise and Logan both get on the same cruise will their friendship develop into something more? rated M for Possible future content Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Family by homestuckTroll reviews
A DavexJade fic.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
She's A Lady by louigan reviews
And ladies shouldn't be messed with. Louigan, LouisexOC, GenexOC, CourtneyxOC, other minor pairings; M/M, F/F, abuse, language, probably way too dramatic for the Bob's Burgers universe.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Oppan Bob's Burgers Style by christian95 reviews
this is just a short little thing i wrote just for the fun of it it is a songfic and it is comedic just a one off random short lol :) Gene does Gangnam Style lol enjoy
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
What's Life Without A Little Adventure? by AllieAlexMarie reviews
When Louise's best friend, Jamie, realizes the chemistry between her best friend and a certain blonde haired boy she knows exactly what to do. Through a few chaotic adventures and expeditions, Jamie and a few friends help Louise to find her love, and Jamie finds herself falling for someone the exact same way. LouisexLogan GenexOC
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2013
Summer job by SpokenSpades reviews
When Tina decides to write a erotic FAMILY fiction, Louise gets furious and decides to get away the only way she only knows how to. Get a summer job. But Gene get's the idea, then Tina does too. What will happen when Bob's burgers goes down in ratings and everything is a complete disaster? Please R&R!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013
A Surprising Proposal by christian95 reviews
Logan and Louise's Two year anniversary as they spend it at the carnival Logan has a special surprise for Louise Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
A Night at the Rink by adventuresofcarlig reviews
Louigan junk!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013
How Things Change by adventuresofcarlig
Louise/Logan, JJ/Tina night on the pier
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013
You Know Why by Smileyfax reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Dreams, Uh, I Wish They Were Real by xTanukix reviews
"Uh,,, why am I not stuttering when I talk to Vriska?" My twin only replied, "She's the only one who could never make you nervous. You loved her too much to think about it." :: Oneshot - Tavros x Vriska :: Birthday Fic for Dizzy ::
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
50 Shades Of Karkat by CruddyFicsAreUs reviews
When Karkat and Gamzee have a wonderful night inside.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Western/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Birthmother by sweetlilsunshine reviews
She is one of the least respected members of the community, one of those who's assignment is looked down upon. Follow a girl who, though mentioned in The Giver, never had her story told.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Homestuck Ipod Shuffle by theVERYCONFUSEDgirl
You get the gist from the title hopefully Individual characters and shippings
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012
Scourge Sisters: A Lame Vriska x Terezi Fluff by AnonIsAshamed reviews
The trolls have narrowly escaped disaster, and are enjoying the calm before the next incoming storm. While some watch over the humans in their new universe, Vriska has her eyes set on someone nearby... As title suggests, mild fluff. Some language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Terezi P., Vriska S. - Complete
Chocolate Pudding by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Making chocolate pudding at four in the morning... truly a sign that you lost control of your life. This is the brief tale of such a poor man.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
The Death of Steve Smith by Game Ghost reviews
Funny Oneshot. Steve Smith is dying and his family make his last few hours as comfortable and hilarious as possible and later try to deal with their loss. Not Somber, funny One-shot/
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Stewie goes to PreSchool by Reigo reviews
just read and review plz. capter 2 is here
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Stewie G., Peter G.
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Baby Dolls reviews
In which Mr. Jones' health class must baby-sit baby dolls for their Senior project.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/11
The Biggest Sign of Disrespect
In which John learns (the hard way) about a rule in troll culture.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26 - [John E., Vriska S.] Karkat V. - Complete
Shoes reviews
In which John cannot find his shoes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We'll See reviews
In which Terezi and Vriska journey through a pregnancy together. There are highs and lows, ups and downs, and good friends along the way to help them through it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Vriska S., Terezi P.] [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Melodies reviews
In which Sherlock returns to Baker Street with his violin.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
He'll Be Fine reviews
In which John sits at Sherlock's bedside after an accident.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Build Me Up, Bunny reviews
In which a new game ends in a unexpected result. (Because I'm so un-original. Older Louigan.)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
How Do I Live reviews
In which John sings his daughter to sleep with a song from Con Air.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - John E., Vriska S. - Complete
What A Crazy Journey We're On! reviews
In which Logan and Louise switch bodies. (Older Louigan)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013
The Movie Date reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're going on a movie date with Jade Harley. But other things decide to happen rather than it be a peaceful night like you wanted.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - John E., Jade H., Karkat V., Vriska S. - Complete
A sisterly chat reviews
In which Tina and Louise have a chat about womanhood.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Grand Theft Belcher reviews
In which the Belchers play Grand Theft Auto.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013
iBaby Spencer reviews
In which Sam and Freddie's lives change drastically after they move in together.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,872 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete