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Joined 07-22-11, id: 3096124, Profile Updated: 05-21-17
Author has written 11 stories for Bob's Burgers, Total Drama series, and Fire Emblem.

About me:

Previously, "Kristenschaalisahorse" (2013-2017; four years and three fandoms ago...), but now with a new icon️️ and pen name️️~

Hey, the name’s Jessica and I’m twenty-three. I’m a criminal justice major who likes legal things, writing, and girls. I'm also on Tumblr (screaming-lamb) and ao3 (elephant_bubbles). I cross-post most of my stories on ao3, and sometimes post them on Tumblr, too! Feel free at any time to message me on here or there with any comments, questions, requests, or just to say hi!

Current Projects/2017 goals:

~ And Owain makes Four ('One in a Million' sequel️️): "I had a baby and got proposed to all in the same day, and..." Lissa stopped mid-sentence, tears welling up in her eyes again as the day's events finally caught up with her.
current status: chapter 1 posted 5/1; chapter 2 posting 7/15.

~ I signed up for a friendly Writing Challenge during the months of June, July, and August to attempt to write a total of 50,000 words; I’m hoping to finish up some older writing projects (previously listed here) and start a few new ones during this, so keep an eye out for those!


~ Pen name inspired from an unintentional typo from a thing I was writing that I liked too much to get rid of. Icon made by one of my very best friends, signelchan. Be sure to check out her fics because they're amazing! On that same note, be sure to check out these other amazing writers profiles and fics too: kamikaze2007, A Little Indifferent, GreenPokeGuy, and SecretAgent12. All my very best writing and Skyping buddies. Give them and their fics some love. c;

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283 Kilometres by StarrNight reviews
283 kilometres; the distance from me to you. Donnel and Maribelle's troublesome relationship told in short vignettes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 11/2/2016 - [Maribelle, Donnel] Avatar/Robin, Lissa
Like Stones at Glass Houses by signelchan reviews
No one's completely immune to bad decisions, but calling someone out for one is grounds for karma retaliating in unexpected ways. It only takes a few negative opinions on the choices of the people around her for Severa to learn this lesson first hand, but by then it's far too late for her or Brady to stop what's coming for her. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/20 - [Severa, Brady] Kjelle
I Am Ophelia by signelchan
Once upon a time there was a so-called "fictional" land of Ylisse that a book spoke of, that poor Ophelia was forbidden to speak of for some reason unknown to her. The want to travel to, and learn about, this place began to consume the girl, until someone had to step in and say something about it to her. Was that person a parent? Of course it wasn't.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,750 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - [Odin, Felicia] Ophelia, Soleil - Complete
Disaster Hearts by kamikaze2007 reviews
Sometimes, common ground is all you need to break the ice with someone. However, despite being able to transform into a giant monster, Panne was never very good at that. When she finds that she shares a bloodstained, traumatic history with the last member of the Shepherds that she expects, everything goes very wrong, very fast. Pairing, character, and genre to be added later.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/18 - Virion, Panne, Lissa
Peculiar and Pretty Plucky by signelchan reviews
For normal kids, high school's a time of growing and learning all about oneself and what's to come in the future. For kids like Owain, whose entire family works at the very high school he's attending, it's so much more than that. So, so much more. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 3/6 - Inigo, Owain, Brady, Severa
Strawberry Pastries by hernobleness reviews
Even when Lucina forgot her own birthday, the family knight was sure to remember. A quick little birthday morning scene written up for Lucina's big day.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Lucina, Frederick - Complete
Perfect Daughter You Deserve by signelchan reviews
When not every time-traveling child ends up being recruited during the war, assumptions are made about what this means for those left without. If only the world worked to where there wasn't a child waiting to show up at one's front door when their presence would be least appreciated.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8 - [Sully, Vaike] Kjelle - Complete
Selfish Human Beings by PunkyPenguin reviews
I knew I was selfish when I made the decision to retire from ice skating after the Grand Prix Final. But honestly, I had never expected Viktor Nikiforov to be such a selfish human being as well. - Viktor/Yuri, LEMON
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7 - [Yuri K., Victor N.] - Complete
Intertwined Lines by signelchan reviews
Romance has many forms, no two of which are quite the same, especially not when people are merely "supporting" together to ultimately be together. Two romances in four scenes each.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] [Lissa, Lon'qu] - Complete
Summer Days' Nightmares by signelchan reviews
Fate's hand and a perfectly-manicured one simultaneously push events into existence that result from people with opposing views and lives having to interact. A cabin in the Feroxi mountains and a police conference in Plegia are the dueling scenes for one wild week that no one (but everyone at the same time) could have asked for. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/5/2016 - [Sully, Vaike] [Lon'qu, Lissa] - Complete
Secrets by A Little Indifferent reviews
One morning, Maribelle wakes up to find her spouse and her precious baby missing. She searches everywhere until Frederick returns with a well kept secret to tell her. Present day AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Frederick, Maribelle]
Anniversary blues by What'dIMiss reviews
It's the anniversary of John Lauren's death. Alexander realizes something about Philip. Another Hamilton One-shot, sad, suggested Lams and obvious Hamliza. Alex actually took a break, so the affair with Maria never happened. Rated T b/c. Sorry the title sucks.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2016 - A. Hamilton, J. Laurens, Eliza S., Phillip H. - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening: Love Amidst War by NintendoLemonTree reviews
A series of short Fire Emblem: Awakening oneshots that will be based either on my personal favorite support pairings or on yours if you leave one in a review. Please leave feedback and suggestions! Rated M for many lemons and a lot of explicit sexual activity. Oneshot #3 up now!
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014
Young and Yearning by signelchan reviews
Girls always want things; from toys to affection, there's always something on their want list. But for Lucina, growing up as a single child with her younger cousin always around, there's only one thing she asks for when prompted for gifts. The problem here is simple, her parents aren't exactly...sure that giving her a sibling is best. But Lucina wants what she wants. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 9/22/2016 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lucina - Complete
School Spirit is in Their Blood by kamikaze2007 reviews
Ophelia decides to follow in her father's footsteps by going out for cheerleading, but quickly runs into the problem of her friend Soleil, who doesn't seem to take this beloved past time seriously, despite her father being the cheer coach. Maybe she can be convinced if a pretty girl tells her to get her head out of the clouds-and the gutter. Slowburn high school AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Ophelia, Soleil] Inigo, Owain - Complete
Seconded by signelchan reviews
Family isn't always something you can choose, not something that can typically be replaced or regretted. It's a thing from birth, and sometimes, that birth family is about the weirdest thing that anyone could ever find themselves living with. Factor in some distant relations and an entire different species and it can easily take "weird" to a new level.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Nah, Owain, Ophelia, Soleil - Complete
Emergency by friedmermaidtails reviews
Boris and Doris' marriage is tested when Caillou is diagnosed with cancer. Throughout his treatments, Doris constantly finds herself (and her efforts to keep a roof overhead) undermined by her husband, who can't resist giving the world to his son as the boy's last days unfold. As the cancer begins to ravage their family, the children get their first gulp of a grim reality. (Gift)
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Complete
Udobure Week by SecretAgent12 reviews
It's Udobure (Owain/Brady) week! A new prompt each day to celebrate this pairing. Second Prompt: Date
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Brady, Owain]
The Art of Heading Home by signelchan reviews
For having vague, possibly altered memories of where they came from, it's impossible to forever and always ignore the call to return home someday. If only returning home to Ylisse with their lives they'd built in Nohr didn't mean creating a mess that no man or woman could have ever asked for. [A fic in which three unlucky souls end up with two spouses across their universes.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Inigo, Owain, Severa - Complete
Perking Up the Heart by signelchan reviews
A first job is always a daunting prospect, and this first job definitely wasn't anything Lissa was interested in, but with family comes standards to be held against. Did those standards have to make her first job be in a coffee shop with a strict rule-following manager and an air of romance for everyone around? Or, why baristas shouldn't fall in love with customers. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Chrom, Cordelia, Lissa, Lon'qu - Complete
Finding Owain by kamikaze2007 reviews
Three times Owain went missing, only one of which ended well. Don't be fooled by the title, this is no light-hearted crossover. Minor Fates spoilers within.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Lucina, Owain, Lissa, Ophelia - Complete
Two-Tone by signelchan reviews
In a world where hair color is determined by the father, someone having two hair colors is means for concern. Unless it's Owain, who's too dense to realize that having such a trait is not means for a wild goose chase for who his second father is, so that he can pad his heroic backstory further.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Owain, Cynthia - Complete
Illegal Magic is Fun Magic by signelchan reviews
In a Ylisse where dark magic is outlawed and punishable by banishment, Henry tests the boundaries of the law on small children and seems to have no intentions to do anything more, despite his boyfriend Ricken's disdain for him doing any cursing to begin with. And then Henry gets an idea that's so unlawful and illegal, he's got to do it. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Henry, Ricken] Brady, Maribelle - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by sakuralavender reviews
A very very short poem about Lucina.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Lucina - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening Families by Tigereyes45 reviews
A story about the many different families in Fire Emblem Awakening. Will include chapters based on multiple different couples. You can say in the comments which family you want to see next in this series of one-shots. I don't own Fire Emblem Awakening or any of it's characters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Gaius, Lon'qu, Tharja
A Day in the Life by smileplease91 reviews
Drabbles of Fire Emblem Awakening characters. Relationships, family, friends- perhaps even those whom we wished had supports but did not. Requests are back on! But please, one or two per person!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 322 - Words: 190,597 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014
A Shepherd by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Where Chrom finds out just how much he means to everyone. Happy birthday, Chrom!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Chrom - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by signelchan reviews
All Ricken wanted from life after school was a girlfriend. Never once did he think that his love of small animals would bring him one, nor did he think that his first girlfriend would somehow become so much more. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Ricken, Panne] Donnel - Complete
This Scene Takes Three by SecretAgent12 reviews
Owain is an aspiring actor who seems to have no luck with his job. Brady's a scary looking nurse who thinks he's the luckiest man on earth. Ophelia's just a little girl with two dads who are trying their best. This is their story, told through random points in their lives.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Owain, Brady] Ophelia
The Day Marinette Broke by qrowin-shitposts reviews
"Today was the day. A body hit the floor, and the room exploded into a glorious, unmoving silence." Not-even-remotely-serious story about how Marinette finally cracks. Rated T for language and awkward boners. Kind of crack but still somewhat grounded in the original work.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi, Gabriel A.
Labor Day by xdfxv reviews
Gregor loves his wife dearly, but Anna pushes all boundaries as she refuses to take a single day off during her pregnancy-and that includes the day she gives birth! Gregor/Anna, with minor Lissa/Maribelle. A Fic Exchange present for Kristenschaalisahorse!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Anna, Gregor] [Lissa, Maribelle]
anything but impulse by signelchan reviews
Facts. Logic. Research-based decisions. Never impulse. Except when Laurent's involved.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Laurent, Miriel - Complete
two, twenty-two by signelchan reviews
Life requires a whole lot of luck and many tiny coincidences coming together all at once to shape how it ultimately ends up. As love's a part of life, it has the same requirements, all of which won't always fall together the way anyone expects them to.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2016 - [Maribelle, Lissa, Gaius] - Complete
Terribelle Things by signelchan reviews
Maribelle has a way of making the worst possible decisions. Not just ones that impact herself, but ones that affect everyone around her, and never in the way that she would have liked them to. Call it a weakness, but she's one for being the catalyst of terrible things. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,306 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Lissa, Vaike] Frederick, Maribelle - Complete
One Simple Birthday Wish by kamikaze2007 reviews
For almost as long as she can remember, Lissa has demanded that Chrom do one simple task for her birthday. He didn't enjoy it in the slightest at first, but after a while, it came in handy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lissa, Emmeryn - Complete
Frederick and his Horse by coolemyasi reviews
So my triumphant return to fanfiction writing is going to be this lovely crackfic about Frederick from Fire Emblem: Awakening and how he likes his horse more than most people. It was a thought that came to me during my first playthrough, and I decided to run with it. In this particular save file, my avatar was named Akari, and Fred was married to Lissa.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa - Complete
Stupid & Barely Special by signelchan reviews
Living life with overbearing and protective parents makes for children ready to lie to get what they want. For two boys who have the power to legally bind others in marriage, this can only end in disaster. Or, at least, it can end in Brady possibly marrying Severa without giving so much as a hint to being with her to his mother. Which might be worse than a disaster. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Brady, Severa] Owain, Maribelle - Complete
Snowed In! by signelchan reviews
A winter snowstorm turns an afternoon of horse rescuing into an indeterminate amount of time being stranded at a summer camp, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't days before Christmas and if one of the two people now stuck against their will didn't have big plans for the holiday. Plans that others may be trying to toss to the wayside. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,920 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Sully, Lissa, Vaike, Maribelle - Complete
Where Her Heart May Lie by signelchan reviews
Cordelia's been in love with Chrom forever, but Chrom's never loved her and never will. That doesn't stop her from wishing, even when there's someone meant for her standing at her side, or when the future child representative of their love comes to the past to set things straight.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Cordelia, Gaius] Severa - Complete
Obvious in Hindsight by kamikaze2007 reviews
What starts as a night of soul-searching between best friends ends in years of keeping a big secret. One that, after a while, seems like it doesn't really need to be kept. Later on, what will the advent of two children do to the relationship between those who can't make children on their own?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Lissa, Maribelle] Chrom, Owain - Complete
An Almost Happy Holiday by A Little Indifferent reviews
In a universe when Valm never attacked after the war with Plegia ended, the shepherds were able to enjoy their lives. For Cordelia and Gaius, they were mostly happy with their healthy daughter. The holiday season crept up on them, and they were short on cash, which was the usual thing. The two loved making sure Severa was happy at this time of year; Gaius had a plan to insure this.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Vaike, Lissa] Cordelia - Complete
Not Falling For Him by signelchan reviews
Kjelle walks into a clearing and finds Owain battling with her empty armor. He takes her unarmed appearance as a challenge and brings her to her knees, literally.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Kjelle, Owain - Complete
Drunk Party in Sea Whore's Baby Apocalypse by signelchan reviews
Karkat and Terezi are dating, and nothing will change that. Not even a night of drunken partying (and much more) that leaves Karkat torn between his girlfriend and the fish pun-spewing Meenah Peixes, even though Terezi's on the other side of the country for school and Meenah is Karkat's accidental baby momma that lives just blocks away. [Humanstuck AU.]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] Meenah P. - Complete
Kjelle and the Demon Horse by signelchan reviews
Maybe something to do with the whole "not knowing how to ride a horse" thing comes from the fact that her mom's horse may, in fact, be possessed by some sort of demon. Doesn't matter if it's years in the future or in the past. The thing still lusts for blood, and Kjelle's going to come face-to-face with that.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Sully, Vaike] Kjelle, Severa - Complete
Backseat (Driver) Problems by signelchan reviews
Chrom agrees to take three boys to a concert so that he can take his daughter to a museum in the same city. Naturally, things go sour on the way there. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Chrom, Lucina, Morgan, Owain - Complete
Nothing Innocent Stays Innocent by signelchan reviews
Inigo's fallen in love with one of the Shepherds from the past. And while Owain thinks that it might be a good idea, when he sees that it's his mother that his definitely-not-friend has fallen for, he has to take action, especially when Lissa seems to think there's nothing wrong with the situation. At all.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Inigo, Owain, Lissa, Vaike - Complete
Plucky and Prideful by signelchan reviews
Being a new hire at the school her sister built and her brother runs, all Lissa expects from the job is a paycheck, a place to live, and maybe a friend or two. But things don't ever go quite as one expects, especially when there's someone like the new gym teacher roaming around. A story of a young woman coming into what her life is meant to be like. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Lissa, Vaike] [Avatar/Robin, Chrom] - Complete
Dancer's Shoes by signelchan reviews
Olivia would never let young Inigo wear a pair of shoes not meant for a dancer. No matter what. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Virion, Inigo, Owain, Olivia - Complete
Once Upon a Ferris Wheel by signelchan reviews
There are many different ways people react to the gentle shaking of a ride meant for overlooking the surrounding area. Screaming for their lives? Deciding to have a show of dominance? Check and check. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] [Lissa, Vaike] - Complete
My OWN Immortal by MetaGiga reviews
After reading the painful yet infamous fanfic: "My Immortal", I've decided to write my own take on it. Read along to see what an extremely bored author comes up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015
Let's Live Life by signelchan reviews
Join a ragtag bunch of friends who live in an apartment building (plus some others) as they experience life as only the arguable middle class could. Currently back to following the couple by the names of Tavros and Vriska, as they mess up in different parts of their lives.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Dave S.
Accidental Online Matchmaking by signelchan reviews
Chrom turns to the internet to find someone to watch his daughter. Who turns up at his front door is a person who becomes so much more than just a babysitter. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lucina - Complete
Meeting a Legend by MBenz4268 reviews
Lucina knew she would be meeting strong competitors in Super Smash Bros. But she never expected to meet her own ancestor!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Lucina - Complete
The Curse of the Burromuerto Family by signelchan reviews
Neither Heather nor Alejandro exactly like admitting that they're wrong or that they're in over their heads, and that makes for a lot of them not seeing eye-to-eye about things. Especially things where one of them knows how it's going to be, and the other is fiercely determined to make sure that she gets her way. They're young, they're dumb, and they're definitely messing up.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
expression of displeasure by signelchan reviews
Sometimes a poor choice of words has unintended consequences.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
the most (excellent, amazing, fantastic) adventure by signelchan reviews
Living the famous life has been kind to Geoff and Bridgette, but now their fame is being expected to get them to be able to do the impossible: put together a reunion of the original Total Drama crew. There's no way this is going to go according to plan, but along the way, things much better than any old plan could happen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [Geoff, Bridgette] Chris M. - Complete
Head Over Feet by signelchan reviews
John has never really had a crush on anyone in his life, if one doesn't include actors and actresses, so when he sees a beautiful girl at the airport and feels something inside of him, he becomes a bit of a bumbling fool about it. To make matters even more interesting for him, the girl of his affections knows him - whether he knows her or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [John E., Vriska S.] Jade H., Meenah P. - Complete
three precious words by signelchan reviews
Four times he said "I love you" and one time he meant it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Routine by mayoral reviews
Who is that new barista, and why is she here, interfering with Maribelle's schedule? (Coffeeshop!au, Maribelle/Lissa)
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Frederick, Lissa, Maribelle
A (Little) Christmas Lesson by signelchan reviews
It's that wonderful time of the year where people are going crazy over sales and doing the exact opposite of what the spirit of the holiday means, and Izzy wants everyone to learn that greed isn't the way of Christmas. With Noah (un)willingly by her side, she's about to try and teach the greediest people she knows the best lesson ever.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
My Adorable Little Pet by HotCrestFanfics reviews
Sometimes when things get repetitive, you need to shake it up. Too bad Robin wasn't aware his wife's idea of such involved collars and walkies! MUxMaribelle lemon. You have been warned!
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Maribelle] - Complete
love's all a game to (her, him, them) by signelchan reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
bonded with baby by signelchan reviews
Sometimes children inherit the worst of their parents.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Hey Father Which One's Mother? by KageYami reviews
When Lucina introduced herself, she revealed another strange fact to her father. Not only she doesn't know who her mother is but she also has eleven younger siblings. "T-Twelve kids?"
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,809 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chrom, Lucina
Let It Snow by Sara Jaye
For the kids, snow means playtime all the time. For Vaike, it's shoveling contests with Chrom. For Lissa, it's the first time in weeks she's gotten to be alone with her wife. 90s AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Lissa, Maribelle - Complete
She's A Lady by louigan reviews
And ladies shouldn't be messed with. Louigan, LouisexOC, GenexOC, CourtneyxOC, other minor pairings; M/M, F/F, abuse, language, probably way too dramatic for the Bob's Burgers universe. Playlist: 8tracks/louigan/1uJHA3t
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,098 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Support Grinding: A Rank by Def Liepard reviews
To better understand his companions, Robin endeavors to get to know every last one of them as intimately as possible. Het and yaoi inside, pairings are Robin/everybody.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
You Know Why by Smileyfax reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
A Different Kind of Wet Dream by Reinamy reviews
Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Holding On by Renfield reviews
The Morgendorffers have to cope with a tragedy in their lives. How is Daria handling it?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/17/2001
At The End by SilentWitness reviews
A glimse of a funeral. A quiet observation.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2001
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And Owain Makes Four
"I had a baby and got proposed to all in the same day, and…" Lissa stopped mid-sentence, tears welling up in her eyes again as the day's events finally caught up with her. (Sequel to 'One in a Million'.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,790 - Published: 4/30 - [Lissa, Maribelle] Owain, Brady
The Princess and the Hair reviews
Lissa looked over just in time to see Owain with one of Maribelle's blonde curls in each small fist, giggling madly, as the woman quickly tried prying his fingers open to release herself from his grasp. Modern AU, for signelchan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5 - Owain, Brady, Lissa, Maribelle - Complete
Fire Emblem: Awakening Writing Challenge Prompts reviews
A collection of prompts written for a writing challenge. Includes multiple pairings, characters, and situations. Modern AU's.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] [Lissa, Maribelle] - Complete
Bananas reviews
In which baby Owain tries his first baby food (Modern AU). A gift fic written for signelchan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Lissa, Vaike] Owain - Complete
Switched reviews
Nothing felt too off about the babies that the new mothers had been given back at the hospital, but suspicions arise when the babies seem to like the opposite mother better.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2016 - [Lissa, Libra] [Maribelle, Vaike] - Complete
One in a Million reviews
"You mean, you're picking him?" Lissa asked, going along with Maribelle and sounding surprised at what she had said. "You finally found someone who's up to your standards?" Or, Maribelle has super high standards about who the donor for her and Lissa's child should be. Modern AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2016 - [Lissa, Maribelle] Frederick - Complete
Balloon Heads reviews
Owain and Cynthia have some fun with helium balloons.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Cynthia, Owain] Lucina - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
Sierra is put in charge of babysitting three of the Burromuerto children late one night, and chaos and unexpected news follows.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] Sierra - Complete
Yankee swap reviews
Courtney is having her annual Christmas party, but instead of simply sticking with the "Secret Santa" game, she gets another plan in mind.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
Thanks to the birth drugs, Heather decides to temporarily rename the baby.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Grand Theft Belcher reviews
In which the Belchers play Grand Theft Auto.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete