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Joined 07-22-11, id: 3096124, Profile Updated: 08-15-16
Author has written 14 stories for Bob's Burgers, Homestuck, Total Drama series, and Fire Emblem.

About me:

I'm Jessica, a criminal justice major who spends way too much time obsessing over court trials and writing babyfic. I also have accounts and waste time on tumblr and ao3. Feel free at any time to message me with any comments, requests, complaints, or just for a nice chat! :)

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Fire Emblem: Awakening Writing Challenge Prompts: A collection of prompts written for a writing challenge. Includes multiple pairings, characters, and situations. Modern AU's. New chapters post periodically on Mondays and Fridays.

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Young and Yearning by signelchan reviews
Girls always want things; from toys to affection, there's always something on their want list. But for Lucina, growing up as a single child with her younger cousin always around, there's only one thing she asks for when prompted for gifts. The problem here is simple, her parents aren't exactly...sure that giving her a sibling is best. But Lucina wants what she wants. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lucina
School Spirit is in Their Blood by kamikaze2007 reviews
Ophelia decides to follow in her father's footsteps by going out for cheerleading, but quickly runs into the problem of her friend Soleil, who doesn't seem to take this beloved past time seriously, despite her father being the cheer coach. Maybe she can be convinced if a pretty girl tells her to get her head out of the clouds-and the gutter. Slowburn high school AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 8/30 - [Ophelia, Soleil] Inigo, Owain
Seconded by signelchan reviews
Family isn't always something you can choose, not something that can typically be replaced or regretted. It's a thing from birth, and sometimes, that birth family is about the weirdest thing that anyone could ever find themselves living with. Factor in some distant relations and an entire different species and it can easily take "weird" to a new level.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/31 - Nah, Owain, Ophelia, Soleil - Complete
Udobure Week by SecretAgent12
It's Udobure (Owain/Brady) week! A new prompt each day to celebrate this pairing. Second Prompt: Date
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 9/12 - [Brady, Owain]
The Art of Heading Home by signelchan reviews
For having vague, possibly altered memories of where they came from, it's impossible to forever and always ignore the call to return home someday. If only returning home to Ylisse with their lives they'd built in Nohr didn't mean creating a mess that no man or woman could have ever asked for. [A fic in which three unlucky souls end up with two spouses across their universes.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/12 - Inigo, Owain, Severa - Complete
Perking Up the Heart by signelchan reviews
A first job is always a daunting prospect, and this first job definitely wasn't anything Lissa was interested in, but with family comes standards to be held against. Did those standards have to make her first job be in a coffee shop with a strict rule-following manager and an air of romance for everyone around? Or, why baristas shouldn't fall in love with customers. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/16 - Chrom, Cordelia, Lissa, Lon'qu - Complete
Finding Owain by kamikaze2007 reviews
Three times Owain went missing, only one of which ended well. Don't be fooled by the title, this is no light-hearted crossover. Minor Fates spoilers within.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15 - Lucina, Owain, Lissa, Ophelia - Complete
Two-Tone by signelchan reviews
In a world where hair color is determined by the father, someone having two hair colors is means for concern. Unless it's Owain, who's too dense to realize that having such a trait is not means for a wild goose chase for who his second father is, so that he can pad his heroic backstory further.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15 - Owain, Cynthia - Complete
Illegal Magic is Fun Magic by signelchan reviews
In a Ylisse where dark magic is outlawed and punishable by banishment, Henry tests the boundaries of the law on small children and seems to have no intentions to do anything more, despite his boyfriend Ricken's disdain for him doing any cursing to begin with. And then Henry gets an idea that's so unlawful and illegal, he's got to do it. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/19 - [Henry, Ricken] Brady, Maribelle - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Butterfly Effect by sakuralavender reviews
A very very short poem about Lucina.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29 - Lucina - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening Families by Tigereyes45 reviews
A story about the many different families in Fire Emblem Awakening. Will include chapters based on multiple different couples. You can say in the comments which family you want to see next in this series of one-shots. I don't own Fire Emblem Awakening or any of it's characters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Gaius, Lon'qu, Tharja
A Day in the Life by smileplease91 reviews
Drabbles of Fire Emblem Awakening characters. Relationships, family, friends- perhaps even those whom we wished had supports but did not. Requests are back on! But please, one or two per person!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 322 - Words: 190,597 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/4/2014
Someone Else's Mistake by Pianoparamour reviews
What Rizzo really meant when she told Kenickie it was "someone else's mistake." That moment and everything that happened thereafter, behind the scenes and on film. Rizzo/Kenickie alternating POVs. (*Rated M for Language only and T for all else*) Reviews appreciated.
Grease - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Rizzo, Kenickie - Complete
A Shepherd by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Where Chrom finds out just how much he means to everyone. Happy birthday, Chrom!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26 - Chrom - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by signelchan reviews
All Ricken wanted from life after school was a girlfriend. Never once did he think that his love of small animals would bring him one, nor did he think that his first girlfriend would somehow become so much more. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22 - [Ricken, Panne] Donnel - Complete
This Scene Takes Three by SecretAgent12 reviews
Owain is an aspiring actor who seems to have no luck with his job. Brady's a scary looking nurse who thinks he's the luckiest man on earth. Ophelia's just a little girl with two dads who are trying their best. This is their story, told through random points in their lives.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22 - [Owain, Brady] Ophelia
Labor Day by xdfxv reviews
Gregor loves his wife dearly, but Anna pushes all boundaries as she refuses to take a single day off during her pregnancy-and that includes the day she gives birth! Gregor/Anna, with minor Lissa/Maribelle. A Fic Exchange present for Kristenschaalisahorse!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28 - [Anna, Gregor] [Lissa, Maribelle]
anything but impulse by signelchan reviews
Facts. Logic. Research-based decisions. Never impulse. Except when Laurent's involved.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25 - Laurent, Miriel - Complete
two, twenty-two by signelchan reviews
Life requires a whole lot of luck and many tiny coincidences coming together all at once to shape how it ultimately ends up. As love's a part of life, it has the same requirements, all of which won't always fall together the way anyone expects them to.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24 - [Maribelle, Lissa, Gaius] - Complete
Terribelle Things by signelchan reviews
Maribelle has a way of making the worst possible decisions. Not just ones that impact herself, but ones that affect everyone around her, and never in the way that she would have liked them to. Call it a weakness, but she's one for being the catalyst of terrible things. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/6 - [Lissa, Vaike] Frederick, Maribelle - Complete
One Simple Birthday Wish by kamikaze2007 reviews
For almost as long as she can remember, Lissa has demanded that Chrom do one simple task for her birthday. He didn't enjoy it in the slightest at first, but after a while, it came in handy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lissa, Emmeryn - Complete
Frederick and his Horse by coolemyasi reviews
So my triumphant return to fanfiction writing is going to be this lovely crackfic about Frederick from Fire Emblem: Awakening and how he likes his horse more than most people. It was a thought that came to me during my first playthrough, and I decided to run with it. In this particular save file, my avatar was named Akari, and Fred was married to Lissa.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa - Complete
Stupid & Barely Special by signelchan reviews
Living life with overbearing and protective parents makes for children ready to lie to get what they want. For two boys who have the power to legally bind others in marriage, this can only end in disaster. Or, at least, it can end in Brady possibly marrying Severa without giving so much as a hint to being with her to his mother. Which might be worse than a disaster. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/21 - [Brady, Severa] Owain, Maribelle - Complete
Snowed In! by signelchan reviews
A winter snowstorm turns an afternoon of horse rescuing into an indeterminate amount of time being stranded at a summer camp, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't days before Christmas and if one of the two people now stuck against their will didn't have big plans for the holiday. Plans that others may be trying to toss to the wayside. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,920 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Sully, Lissa, Vaike, Maribelle - Complete
Where Her Heart May Lie by signelchan reviews
Cordelia's been in love with Chrom forever, but Chrom's never loved her and never will. That doesn't stop her from wishing, even when there's someone meant for her standing at her side, or when the future child representative of their love comes to the past to set things straight.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Cordelia, Gaius] Severa - Complete
Obvious in Hindsight by kamikaze2007 reviews
What starts as a night of soul-searching between best friends ends in years of keeping a big secret. One that, after a while, seems like it doesn't really need to be kept. Later on, what will the advent of two children do to the relationship between those who can't make children on their own? FE:A Secret Santa fic for Meghan!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Lissa, Maribelle] Chrom, Owain - Complete
An Almost Happy Holiday by A Little Indifferent reviews
In a universe when Valm never attacked after the war with Plegia ended, the shepherds were able to enjoy their lives. For Cordelia and Gaius, they were mostly happy with their healthy daughter. The holiday season crept up on them, and they were short on cash, which was the usual thing. The two loved making sure Severa was happy at this time of year; Gaius had a plan to insure this.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Vaike, Lissa] Cordelia - Complete
Turns out they're not good parents by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when two of your favorite characters hook up and have a child? Obviously complete chaos! As it turns out none of them are good parents. How bad are they? What kind of horrible parenting techniques will they try? What kind of couples will be in these situations? Some you would never even imagine! Going to try every single couple I can think of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013
Homestuck Report Cards by grand butterfly reviews
Every report card from school can only mean one thing: terrible, terrible, sobbing. Unless these are report cards for your favourite Homestuck characters, in which case, you might end up with a permanent smile on your face. Sometimes, there's just no in-between when it comes to these sort of things. (A collection of report cards for Homestuck characters, all of them, I might add.)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2015 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V.
Not Falling For Him by signelchan reviews
Kjelle walks into a clearing and finds Owain battling with her empty armor. He takes her unarmed appearance as a challenge and brings her to her knees, literally.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Kjelle, Owain - Complete
Drunk Party in Sea Whore's Baby Apocalypse by signelchan reviews
Karkat and Terezi are dating, and nothing will change that. Not even a night of drunken partying (and much more) that leaves Karkat torn between his girlfriend and the fish pun-spewing Meenah Peixes, even though Terezi's on the other side of the country for school and Meenah is Karkat's accidental baby momma that lives just blocks away. [Humanstuck AU.]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] Meenah P. - Complete
Kjelle and the Demon Horse by signelchan reviews
Maybe something to do with the whole "not knowing how to ride a horse" thing comes from the fact that her mom's horse may, in fact, be possessed by some sort of demon. Doesn't matter if it's years in the future or in the past. The thing still lusts for blood, and Kjelle's going to come face-to-face with that.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Sully, Vaike] Kjelle, Severa - Complete
Backseat (Driver) Problems by signelchan reviews
Chrom agrees to take three boys to a concert so that he can take his daughter to a museum in the same city. Naturally, things go sour on the way there. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Chrom, Lucina, Morgan, Owain - Complete
Nothing Innocent Stays Innocent by signelchan reviews
Inigo's fallen in love with one of the Shepherds from the past. And while Owain thinks that it might be a good idea, when he sees that it's his mother that his definitely-not-friend has fallen for, he has to take action, especially when Lissa seems to think there's nothing wrong with the situation. At all.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Inigo, Owain, Lissa, Vaike - Complete
10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say by GiLaw reviews
This is just me in one of my random moods so be warned! Rated T for swearing and sexual references!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013
Plucky and Prideful by signelchan reviews
Being a new hire at the school her sister built and her brother runs, all Lissa expects from the job is a paycheck, a place to live, and maybe a friend or two. But things don't ever go quite as one expects, especially when there's someone like the new gym teacher roaming around. A story of a young woman coming into what her life is meant to be like. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Lissa, Vaike] [Avatar/Robin, Chrom] - Complete
Dancer's Shoes by signelchan reviews
Olivia would never let young Inigo wear a pair of shoes not meant for a dancer. No matter what. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Virion, Inigo, Owain, Olivia - Complete
Once Upon a Ferris Wheel by signelchan reviews
There are many different ways people react to the gentle shaking of a ride meant for overlooking the surrounding area. Screaming for their lives? Deciding to have a show of dominance? Check and check. [Modern AU.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] [Lissa, Vaike] - Complete
Let's Live Life by signelchan reviews
Join a ragtag bunch of friends who live in an apartment building (plus some others) as they experience life as only the arguable middle class could. Currently back to following the couple by the names of Tavros and Vriska, as they mess up in different parts of their lives.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Vriska S., Tavros N.] Dave S.
Accidental Online Matchmaking by signelchan reviews
Chrom turns to the internet to find someone to watch his daughter. Who turns up at his front door is a person who becomes so much more than just a babysitter. [Modern AU]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lucina - Complete
The Curse of the Burromuerto Family by signelchan reviews
Neither Heather nor Alejandro exactly like admitting that they're wrong or that they're in over their heads, and that makes for a lot of them not seeing eye-to-eye about things. Especially things where one of them knows how it's going to be, and the other is fiercely determined to make sure that she gets her way. They're young, they're dumb, and they're definitely messing up.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
expression of displeasure by signelchan reviews
Sometimes a poor choice of words has unintended consequences.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
the most (excellent, amazing, fantastic) adventure by signelchan reviews
Living the famous life has been kind to Geoff and Bridgette, but now their fame is being expected to get them to be able to do the impossible: put together a reunion of the original Total Drama crew. There's no way this is going to go according to plan, but along the way, things much better than any old plan could happen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [Geoff, Bridgette] Chris M. - Complete
Head Over Feet by signelchan reviews
John has never really had a crush on anyone in his life, if one doesn't include actors and actresses, so when he sees a beautiful girl at the airport and feels something inside of him, he becomes a bit of a bumbling fool about it. To make matters even more interesting for him, the girl of his affections knows him - whether he knows her or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [John E., Vriska S.] Jade H., Meenah P. - Complete
three precious words by signelchan reviews
Four times he said "I love you" and one time he meant it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Our Little Miracle by VocaloidAnimeFreak reviews
Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe. PART 3 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,787 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
A (Little) Christmas Lesson by signelchan reviews
It's that wonderful time of the year where people are going crazy over sales and doing the exact opposite of what the spirit of the holiday means, and Izzy wants everyone to learn that greed isn't the way of Christmas. With Noah (un)willingly by her side, she's about to try and teach the greediest people she knows the best lesson ever.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Property of Heather by niko56 reviews
While the total drama crew is on vacation courtesy of Chris, Bridgette is ambushed by Heather and quickly becomes smitten with her. Though Bridgette bites off way more than she can chew, and its up to Courtney and Gwen to help get her away from Heather's clutches. Can they do it? Will they find love in each other? Will Bridgette forever belong Heather? Read and see! Rated M! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Bridgette, Heather] [Courtney, Gwen]
Determination by Novie Vantas reviews
It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,519 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dad E., Karkat V.
From Drama to Death by The Sarcasm Master reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Did Something Happen? by Hi5totheface reviews
Kyle is sitting around with his baby brother Ike. Something...happens. No better way to summarize it. You've just gotta read the story.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Ike B., Kyle B., Sheila B. - Complete
Night Over Derlaven by GwennieBlack reviews
One was born during the night. One was born during the day. One was to become a heir since he was born, and the other must learn to control her powers. They had been raised together within the castle walls, but it was only a matter of time before Fate decided to separate their ways. If they ever meet again, will there be place for forgiveness, or will the desire for vengeance win?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Gwen, Trent
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 9775 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
love's all a game to (her, him, them) by signelchan reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Heather Gives You Hell by SideshowJazz1 reviews
A parody of All-American Reject's song "Gives You Hell". Aleheather rivalry - what would Heather say to Alejandro if she wanted to be truthful without getting mushy? Please review!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
The Labor Pains Lesson by ArtsyPaige reviews
When Heather and Courtney are annoyed that Alejandro and Jośe think that labor pains aren't that the most painful thing ever, they decide to teach them a lesson they won't soon forget. ((Based off a prompt I made myself a couple of days ago)) It's a little short story with the ships : Aleheather and Courné. (but mostly with Aleheather)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] Courtney
Reaction by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Topher forces Jasmine and Shawn to watch a shocking, yet disturbing video. Imagine the looks on their faces once it's all over. I bet you know which video I'm taking about. But be careful, it's a little gross. Added Chris for a reason.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Topher, Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn, Chris M. - Complete
bonded with baby by signelchan reviews
Sometimes children inherit the worst of their parents.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
What Are We Going To Do? by hopelesslyinlovewithyou reviews
Rizzo and Kenickie are happily married with a baby on the way...but what will happen to their relationship when a terrible accident makes them both question whether they can ever love the other again? Mostly Rizzo/Kenickie, but there may be a bit of Danny/Sandy fluff in later chapters.
Grease - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Rizzo, Kenickie, Danny Z., Sandy O.
Mosquito Rap by purplerocks12 reviews
This is a song.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Gwen, Cody, Heather, Sierra - Complete
Revenge Taste Sweet by MyDeepDesire reviews
The pain... It hurt as bad as hell would. I could barely breathe as my face was being shoved into the bed my screams weren't heard to the world at all. More than two hands were touching me that I knew it felt like four. "They say revenge is a dish best served cold and I was going to serve it below freezing."
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Heather, Justin, Courtney, Alejandro
Justice Never Sleeps! by ParanormalDork reviews
Studying to be a lawyer takes a lot of energy, apparently. [human!stuck Karkat and Terezi; don't like that AU, then don't read; rated T only because of the cursing]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
A Total Drama Wedding by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Alejandro and Heather are recently engaged, but Chris is turning their wedding into his latest scheme to get ratings! Will they make it down the aisle in one piece? {I do not own Total Drama.}
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Heather, Alejandro
The New Store Next Door by swarmogan reviews
A new tenant moves in to the store on the right, and Louise decides to befriend her son for her crazy shenanigans. Will it work? (Please review :D)
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014
Cody's Hijacked Birthday Surprise by randompandattack reviews
It's Cody's birthday and his girlfriend Gwen decides to throw him a party. Afterwards she invites him up to her room to give him a "special" present. Much to Gwen's dismay, Heather discovers them and she wants in. This can only get better for Cody. Cody/Gwen/Heather oneshot lemon.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Cody, Gwen] Heather - Complete
in which tensions are somewhat resolved by Tabine reviews
A collection of suggestive and potentially NSFW drabbles and ficlets about Heather and Alejandro. Contains mature content — viewer discretion is advised.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Outhouses aren't for that by Slendie258 reviews
Alejandro and Heather want to do something fun in the outhouse, but no one else is letting them do that. Will they ever get to do what they want?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Things Yet Unseen by Lyraeon reviews
After walking in on her in the shower, Karkat can't get Terezi out of his head, no matter how hard he tries. Desperate times call for desperate measures. One-sided(?) Karezi.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Too Good to be True by Crazed NetGirl reviews
Terezi has a dream that is WAY too good to be true. Karezi. Rated T just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Oh, Baby by VocaloidAnimeFreak reviews
Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. Or, in other words, Vriska somehow ends up pregnant. Rated T for themes and language. Karezi as a major side pairing. PART 2 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,107 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
You Are My Cure by ArtsyPaige reviews
A cute little Aleheather story. Heather always catches a cold every winter (living in Canada doesn't help with that situation much). But things are a little different since Alejandro is her boyfriend.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Rabbit Ears by The Cool Zacharie reviews
"Some say she was born with her head covered. Barely anyone outside the family has seen her without it. Anyone else who's seen Louise without her precious rabbit ears hasn't lived to tell the tale." Short drabble about Louise and her irremovable hat.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
If good children get coal by NoahFan4Ever reviews
What do bad children get? Written for my friend DaleJr.88 as a Christmas present!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Noah - Complete
Baby Mine by Infected Bliss reviews
AU. After Duncan gets sent to jail in TDAS, Gwen finds out she's pregnant with his baby. Chaos and emotions ensue.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan
Desire by AleheatherCanon reviews
"There's no shame... in wanting me..." / Alejandro and Heather both desire each other, but will their stubborn ways prevent then from it? / Gwen's troubled when Trent returns to Total Drama, since she's dating Duncan. (Featuring Duncney) *NOW RATED M*
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Trent, Gwen] [Alejandro, Heather]
Game On by Scratchy Acid reviews
Terezi visits Karkat in his hive for a little competition. [KAREZI SMUT]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Karkat V., Terezi P.] - Complete
Will He Ever Love Me Back? by DarlingAna
-Warm up fic! Hope you like!- Jade has a crush on Karkat! What will happen? Will Karkat have a crush on her too? Will he break her heart? Read to find out!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,667 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Karkat V., Jade H.] [Kanaya M., Rose L.] - Complete
From I to Us by rhanji reviews
The raven haired girl squeezed the leotard in her palm. There was a certain intensity in his face that she'd never seen before letting her know that the extra commentary needed to stop. "Heather you're twenty one, I'm twenty one. I'm a college student! Neither of us know anything about raising a child! It's like you don't even care!" AleHeather fic. Read and review
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,147 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
How I met his mother by FFraspberry reviews
Heather wants to tell Alejandro something really important, but what will happen when she unexpectedly meets Alejandro's mother? AleHeather oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Positive by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Heather and Alejandro are married, but something's up with Heather. Why is she so upset? Can Alejandro help her out? AleHeather.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
The Burger Chef's Daughter by kkman57 reviews
Bob and Linda receive devastating news, which causes the lives of the Belcher family to change forever
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2013
Giving in to desire by Limonero reviews
Heather and Alejandro spend a moment alone together during all stars. Rated M for a reason.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Summer Love by christian95 reviews
Louise and Logan both get on the same cruise will their friendship develop into something more? rated M for Possible future content Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
She's A Lady by louigan reviews
And ladies shouldn't be messed with. Louigan, LouisexOC, GenexOC, CourtneyxOC, other minor pairings; M/M, F/F, abuse, language, probably way too dramatic for the Bob's Burgers universe. Playlist: 8tracks/louigan/1uJHA3t
Bob's Burgers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Support Grinding: A Rank by Def Liepard reviews
To better understand his companions, Robin endeavors to get to know every last one of them as intimately as possible. Het and yaoi inside, pairings are Robin/everybody.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
Oppan Bob's Burgers Style by christian95 reviews
this is just a short little thing i wrote just for the fun of it it is a songfic and it is comedic just a one off random short lol :) Gene does Gangnam Style lol enjoy
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
What's Life Without A Little Adventure? by AllieAlexMarie reviews
When Louise's best friend, Jamie, realizes the chemistry between her best friend and a certain blonde haired boy she knows exactly what to do. Through a few chaotic adventures and expeditions, Jamie and a few friends help Louise to find her love, and Jamie finds herself falling for someone the exact same way. LouisexLogan GenexOC
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2013
Summer job by SpokenSpades reviews
When Tina decides to write a erotic FAMILY fiction, Louise gets furious and decides to get away the only way she only knows how to. Get a summer job. But Gene get's the idea, then Tina does too. What will happen when Bob's burgers goes down in ratings and everything is a complete disaster? Please R&R!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2013
Tales of Confused Parents by itwasyounme reviews
Imagine your OTP having identical twins and having to assign each a color so they don't get them confused. Another prompt taken from the very cool blog imagineyourotp. I hope you'll like this yet other Jeca fluffy one shot :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
A Surprising Proposal by christian95 reviews
Logan and Louise's Two year anniversary as they spend it at the carnival Logan has a special surprise for Louise Louigan Logan x Louise
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Mr Potter's Penguin by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night at the Rink by adventuresofcarlig reviews
Louigan junk!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013
How Things Change by adventuresofcarlig reviews
Louise/Logan, JJ/Tina night on the pier
Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013
Labor Of Love by FlonkertonChamp1 reviews
Jim & Pam welcome their daughter. Takes place about a month before the epilogue of "It's Too Soon". Rated T for a bit of language, and because it deals with birth. Nothing graphic though.
Office - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Pull the plug by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
"Tomorrow evening, they're going to come in here and switch those machines off. And then you're going to be dead. You're going to be put in a box, and they'll either bury you or cremate you, and," She stalled; this was hard for her to admit. "You'll have never known... You'll have never known I loved you." Angsty oneshot, A/H. Set after TDWT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
The Ballad of Vriska and John by 90sbaby112 reviews
This is a poem i wrote for my creative writing class. It is based off of Vriska and John, one of my many OTP's.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John E., Vriska S. - Complete
Phone Conversation by jonwei reviews
Edited version of the 2004 comedy Mean Girls ;)
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
Simply Christmas by RainbowxRose reviews
Tootie and Timmy have a quiet Christmas with their daughter. [Timmy/Tootie]
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
You Know Why by Smileyfax reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
The Plan by Alexex reviews
Sure, being best friends with Courtney is great. But now that Courtney's hell bent on having a baby, no matter what it takes, Trent is caught between a rock and a hard place... Especially because Courtney wants to have HIS baby.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Courtney, Trent
Dreams, Uh, I Wish They Were Real by xTanukix reviews
"Uh,,, why am I not stuttering when I talk to Vriska?" My twin only replied, "She's the only one who could never make you nervous. You loved her too much to think about it." :: Oneshot - Tavros x Vriska :: Birthday Fic for Dizzy ::
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
50 Shades Of Karkat by CruddyFicsAreUs reviews
When Karkat and Gamzee have a wonderful night inside.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Western/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Birthmother by sweetlilsunshine reviews
She is one of the least respected members of the community, one of those who's assignment is looked down upon. Follow a girl who, though mentioned in The Giver, never had her story told.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
Homestuck Ipod Shuffle by theVERYCONFUSEDgirl
You get the gist from the title hopefully Individual characters and shippings
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012
History by Grim Lupine reviews
"Shut up and do something better with your mouth," Janis says hoarsely, and has the distinct, shocking pleasure of watching Regina George do as she's told. /JanisRegina/
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Janis I., Regina G. - Complete
Scourge Sisters: A Lame Vriska x Terezi Fluff by AnonIsAshamed reviews
The trolls have narrowly escaped disaster, and are enjoying the calm before the next incoming storm. While some watch over the humans in their new universe, Vriska has her eyes set on someone nearby... As title suggests, mild fluff. Some language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Terezi P., Vriska S. - Complete
Scalemate Playdate by Ayden Sutcliffe reviews
Takes place before SGrub. Terezi and Vriska play with scalemates. Fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Terezi P., Vriska S. - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Welcome by wildcannabis reviews
The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
It happened in the Locker Room by xstarry-nightsx reviews
Izzy walks into something intresting as she walks into the locker room. Izzy/Gwen/Heather. Warning:Mature content inside
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Gwen, Heather
Hostility by TheSocialLoner reviews
A hostile conversation in the bathroom might just help them discover feelings they didn't know they had... For Love and Fanfiction Contest.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Gwen, Heather
My Girl by Hossenfeffer reviews
There was a girl, and I fell in love. Simple as that. The rest is all details. Warning: Swearing, violence, lesbian themes, lemons, limes, everything in between. R&R pleasee! Gwen x Heather
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Gwen, Heather
Chocolate Pudding by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Making chocolate pudding at four in the morning... truly a sign that you lost control of your life. This is the brief tale of such a poor man.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
The Death of Steve Smith by Game Ghost reviews
Funny Oneshot. Steve Smith is dying and his family make his last few hours as comfortable and hilarious as possible and later try to deal with their loss. Not Somber, funny One-shot/
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
The Enslavement by ThatFacelessDude reviews
Gwen is turned into a sex slave by another character we are all familiar with.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Gwen, Heather - Complete
The Naughty TDI Game! by Daikon-Chili reviews
A fun Yet dirty Number game! READ RULES IN BEGINNING! lots of Sex, probable slash, drunkness, randomness... sorry if any material is offensive.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Card Games by Kristen Bealer reviews
Ten year old Daria has a brush with popularity because of...books? A fanfic based on a photo from 'Masochist's Memories' in The Daria Diaries: 'I always got invited to slumber parties. I was the only one with an adult library card.'
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Daria M. - Complete
The life of ending by VladMasters reviews
Tooties gone by suicide, Timmy blames himself. what will happen to him? who will help? or will he just snap? these questions and more wil be answered. one shot songfic perfect world by simple plan. Rated M for teen suicide.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
My Parade Adventure by RLobinske reviews
Tad Gupty's school essay on the events of I Loathe a Parade.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
The REAL Sting by neutralplanet reviews
Takes place during the events of The sting in the real world Not the dream one. R&R Plz
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
Angels by Cerulean Shadow reviews
What would have really happened while Leela was in that coma in that episode, The Sting?
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
A Gupty Christmas by Lawndale Stalker reviews
What toys are safe, educational, and PC enough for sweet young Tricia and Tad Gupty?
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Video by Ace Trax reviews
The Fashion Club finds a videotape on which Daria, Tom and Jane do “certain” things with each other.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Stewie goes to PreSchool by Reigo reviews
just read and review plz. capter 2 is here
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Stewie G., Peter G.
Leaves by wyvern337 reviews
Set when Daria was a very young child. On carefully observing Daria's behavior, Helen begins to suspect that there might be something...*wrong* with her elder daughter...
Daria - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2002
Special Delivery by wyvern337 reviews
Two characters meet for the very first time. Impressions are formed.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2002
Reindeer Bait by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Daria gives Quinn a "pre-Christmas" present.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2001
Holding On by Renfield reviews
The Morgendorffers have to cope with a tragedy in their lives. How is Daria handling it?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2001
At The End by SilentWitness reviews
A glimse of a funeral. A quiet observation.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2001
Passout-over by EmilyB reviews
A sleepover at Jane's produces the usual embarrassing moments. Well written if I do say so myself!
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2000
Cadence by wildgoose reviews
Daria indures complications during her first pregnancy
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/1999
The Cynic by wildgoose reviews
This is A Daria version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/1999
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Fire Emblem: Awakening Writing Challenge Prompts reviews
A collection of prompts written for a writing challenge. Includes multiple pairings, characters, and situations. Modern AU's.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/11
Bananas reviews
In which baby Owain tries his first baby food (Modern AU). A gift fic written for signelchan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30 - [Lissa, Vaike] Owain - Complete
Switched reviews
Nothing felt too off about the babies that the new mothers had been given back at the hospital, but suspicions arise when the babies seem to like the opposite mother better.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10 - [Lissa, Libra] [Maribelle, Vaike]
One in a Million reviews
Maribelle wants the donor of her and Lissa's child to be someone who's up to her standards, and someone who didn't just do it for the money. In a twist of fate, the chosen donor becomes someone more than just some guy she may or may not have stolen sperm from. Modern AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24 - [Lissa, Maribelle] Frederick - Complete
Bike (not) Built for Two
There are many different methods for making sleepy babies take naps. Some make their mothers worry. Modern AU.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9 - [Cordelia, Gaius] Severa - Complete
Balloon Heads reviews
Owain and Cynthia have some fun with helium balloons.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Cynthia, Owain] Lucina - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
Sierra is put in charge of babysitting three of the Burromuerto children late one night, and chaos and unexpected news follows.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Alejandro, Heather] Sierra
Cake Baking
Sometimes, all it takes is a simple comment about something to start a whole entire conversation about said thing.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Jade H., John E.] Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Yankee swap reviews
Courtney is having her annual Christmas party, but instead of simply sticking with the "Secret Santa" game, she gets another plan in mind.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro - Complete
Karaoke baby reviews
A karaoke night adventure among friends which ends up being cut short by a baby's arrival.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Terezi P., Karkat V.] [Vriska S., Tavros N.] - Complete
I'm going to die reviews
A short story based on Tumblr user korrakun's post: "My favorite college experience is when I had a 7 am class and the kid next to me literally poured a Monster energy drink into his coffee, said 'I'm going to die', and drank the whole thing".
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2014 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
Thanks to the birth drugs, Heather decides to temporarily rename the baby.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
We'll see reviews
In which Terezi and Vriska journey through a pregnancy together. There are highs and lows, ups and downs, and good friends along the way to help them through it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Vriska S., Terezi P.] [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Grand Theft Belcher reviews
In which the Belchers play Grand Theft Auto.
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013