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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3097442, Profile Updated: 07-23-11
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Inheritance Cycle, and Mortal Instruments.

Hi!!!!

As you have probably guessed, my name is Noah - and yes, I am a girl. I got really into fanfiction when my friends Alyssa and Aurora mentioned Diary of a Lovesick Mutant to me, and then I proceeded to annoy the rest of the people in my house by taking up the computer for three whole days. Too bad for them.

Anyway, I love writing to death, and reading to...well, whatever you believe comes after. Currently I'm working on a mixed Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices fanfic, and still debating about whether or not to put it up. Some of my favourite books include:

Anything by Cassandra Clare, Hush Hush, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, the Inheritance Cycle, The Flappers, The Swan Company, Maximum Ride, Wildwood Dancing and Cybele's Secret - pretty much anything with empowered females, dark romances and magical forces at work.

Except Twilight. You will find that I don't particularly care who's on Team Edward or who's on Team Jacob as long as they all get eaten by Saphira. Different series, I know, but it would make for a great ending!

And my motto for life? Ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts. Don't trust them.

With that, I'll leave you. Happy reading and duck-hating!

Noah

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Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Periculum by Young.FOOLS reviews
"The floor's still dirty," he said, smirking as I scrubbed his floor with a teeny, tiny toothbrush. I wanted to smack him. "Of course it's dirty; I'm dirty!" I screeched at him. I was tired, sweaty and completely covered in dirt. "I hate you." AU. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Arya by SimplySupreme reviews
Some days it's all she can do to keep on going. Love is all around her, but Arya clings to the only thing that makes sense: duty. But then again, without duty, who are we really? Book 4 style fic, entirely in Arya's POV. EXA, SXT, MXN Everything is IC!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,130 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Infernal Devices Alphabet Drabbles by ashli101 reviews
Pretty self-explanatory, a drabble-y type thing for every letter of the alphabet. Finally finished!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Politics is a Bargain Between Beggars by CountessCadhla reviews
She was completely naked in front of Murtagh. "Your Majesty, how like you this?"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,282 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Murtagh
James Potter Chronicles: Year Two by Mean St reviews
After narrowly surviving his first year at Hogwarts, James Potter is back for his second year. Secrets will come to the surface, rivalries will boil over, and the adventure will continue. R/R, and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,136 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Diary Entries by cherryblaster reviews
One night, Iggy goes into Fang's room with...Max's diary. Do they read it? Of course they read it! But when Max wants to get her revenge when she finds out, what do us readers get? A lot of Fax of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Perfect Harmony by JacquelineJoyeuse reviews
Tessa pays Will a visit. This is what I think should happen in the middle of Clockwork Prince, after some huge life threatening battle. Yes, I know the title is cheesy.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Counter Clockwise by Katherine Julia reviews
What if Tessa decided to leave the Institute after what Will said to her at the end of Clockwork Angel. Would he follow her? And would there be time travel involved to M.I. time ? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Will, Hell hath no fury. Post CA. HIATUS.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Tessa G., Will H.
These Five Times by Heimarmene reviews
She was angry. He kissed her. She was happy. He kissed her. She was sad. He kissed her. She nearly died. He kissed her. He was so irresistibly...James. She kissed him. These are five of her bittersweet memories of his love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/13/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How the Heavens Go: An Unlikely Story by Majesta Moniet reviews
This is the story of a boy and a girl. Some would call it a love story; others would call it impossible. Gabriel/Tessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gabriel L., Tessa G.
White Flag by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
They say when you walk down the aisle, flashes of memories resurface and the time seems to drag forever. It was true, Rose had concluded. Her past with Scorpius never seemed clearer than it did in these few moments as she made her way toward him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,967 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Waiting for Tomorrow to Come by whispered touches reviews
"Love is not knowing what you have until it's gone." Annabeth takes her time before she speaks, and "I love you" is no different. But she'll regret her silence. Pre-TLH through SoN. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Riddle of Love by DemiSpy reviews
Has anyone else ever wondered why Hermione didn't end up in Ravenclaw? Here's my version of what the hat told her before placing her in Gryffindor... and how she and Ron figure out what it meant! Post TDH - Ron/Hermione - Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
The Belle of the Ball by theworldcouldbeburning reviews
It has been two weeks since Tessa and Will have talked, but a ball might be just the thing to make Will realize that his feelings for Tessa aren't something he can easily dismiss.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Concerning Badges by whispered touches reviews
In which James attempts to give up his Captaincy for reasons known only to him... and, well, his Head of House... and most of the school, really. But that doesn't mean he's not right. Right? JamesLily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/15/2011 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
cross my heart by whispered touches reviews
And Ginny realizes... "You're alive, Harry." Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
To Have Lost Everything by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Maybe it'd have been worth it. To love only for a little while in its purest form, than to go on infinitely without loving at all. Post Clockwork Angel.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
I'm Leaving by EpitomeOfCool reviews
Fang's thoughts on leaving at the end of Fang. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Fang - Complete
Child Of Revenge by YouLookLikeFOOD reviews
It was an ordinary, cloudy, stormy day, and lightning had flashed across the sky. On that ordinary day, a beautiful goddess came down to earth in fury and rage. It was the day a young demigod named Revanche was born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8207 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Epic Proposal by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Tonight is the night. Percy is going to ask Annabeth to marry him and nothing will stop him. Hopefully.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Deception by zeurin reviews
Nasuada and Murtagh have always been forced to hate each other. Now they do. But what happens when they meet again, under horrid conditions? Will their hate last?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Murtagh, Nasuada
The Love That Outlasted Empires by Aeronnen reviews
The war was over a hundred years ago, and Eragon and Saphira are Leaders of the Riders. Arya lives in Ellesmera. They have not met for years and years. But now they will be in Ellesmera together for rather a long time ... EragonArya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,788 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Give Me A Kiss by Sarinati reviews
Sequel to Awake and Dreaming. Lily Evans is in her 7th year at Hogwarts now. Her life is miserable, Henry abuses her, and Petunia taunts her. Maybe a little love at Hogwarts can patch things up...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Clockwork Legacy reviews
When her parents leave for Idris, Ash Herondale can't wait to get out in the city. But when she's visited by dreams from the past, and another teenager comes to stay at the Institute, no one knows if the peace will hold. Set after City of Heavenly Fire.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011
Born of Lightning reviews
It's been two years since the second Great Prophecy was fulfilled, and Nico di Angelo is enjoying the peace and quiet. But when a powerful new demigod appears at Camp Half-Blood, Nico is pulled into a chain of events that even the gods cannot control.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Nico A.
Home Again reviews
Murtagh comes back to Ilirea seven years after the war ends, wondering if the one person he especially wants to see again has missed him as much as he missed her. Oneshot. WARNING: INHERITANCE SPOILERS.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada
Fairy Tales are for Sissies reviews
Max is perfectly happy living in LA...that is, until her parents announce they're moving. Before long, she's settling down in a snobby private school surrounded by snobby kids...but some of these kids aren't at all what they seem. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Clockwork Child reviews
Tessa visits Alicante, just as the last battle of the Mortal War has ended. She's searching for answers, but will she like what she finds? Best-case scenario end of Clockwork Princess, oneshot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete