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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Captain America, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Sherlock.
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  • 17 years old
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  • A Lord of the Rings fan
  • A Percy Jackson fan
  • A song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones fan
  • A Supernatural fan
  • Also Sherlock fan
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    Don't be lazy, you go out there and follow the shit out of those dreams.

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    I can see you're reading, don't be silent creepers.

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    Forget Me, Forget-me-not by miikasaa
    Jean searches for the perfect gift for Mikasa's birthday; her favorite flowers.
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10 - [Mikasa A., Jean K.] Eren Y., Sasha B. - Complete
    Just Another Day In Paradise by Hollyleaf The Black Cat reviews
    After all that's happened the Avengers decide to hit the beach for a well-earned vacation. When Steve notices that Natasha doesn't feel comfortable there for some reason, he tries to cheer her up but what happens when it leads to something more? Is this vacation going to be just another day in paradise?
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
    Gathered All I Had by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
    Steve can't believe that Natasha's never thrown a football before, and Nat's not about to give up any opportunity to have Steve Rogers' body pressed close to hers. Mild Winter Soldier spoilers
    Captain America - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow] - Complete
    Let's Talk About You And Me by chalantness reviews
    "I know we're adults here, but I don't need any more details than I already have when it comes to your sex life."
    Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
    Some Things Were Meant To Mend by chalantness reviews
    It's terribly ironic that the first fight that makes them walk out on each other is over a house they're looking at so they can move in together.
    Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
    Looking Back, It Was You and Me From the Start by chalantness reviews
    [for findthetenthmuse] "They're engaged. I imagine they'd want to come home to their own place as newlyweds instead of going back to crashing on my couch. Or, in my guest room—guest floor."
    Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
    Behind Blue Eyes by Marionette008 reviews
    Dean Winchester is starting college and he loves it so far. But he is soon faced with an obnoxious British roommate. They don't get along that well but all is not what it seems. The Brit has a secret.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,608 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    The Warrior and the Trickster by BelleDayNight reviews
    Loki appreciates the things that Thor takes for granted. The god of mischief has his eye on a certain dark-haired warrior woman. Is being King truly what Loki wants? (Includes cannon from the comic Journey into Mystery issues 646-655 and Thor God of Thunder). Loki and Lady Sif journey into the underworld in hopes of restoring the true king of Asgard to the throne.
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,202 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Loki, Sif] [Thor, Jane F.] - Complete
    I love you, Castiel by Samandrielwasgood reviews
    Dean could not stand it any longer. He decided it was finally time to tell Castiel how he felt. Just a cute short fic.
    Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
    New Beginnings by savinanana reviews
    The Games and the rebellion may have ended, but the torture for Katniss' family hasn't. As Katniss and Peeta's daughter and son are thrown into the Games, Katniss and Peeta are forced upon a choice between two. One will make their children suffer. Another will make the rest of Panem suffer. Do Katniss' children have what it takes to survive, and can Katniss and Peeta save them?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Incentive to Return by ladylillianrose reviews
    What happened but we didn't see between Loki and Sif in Thor: The Dark World, SPOILERS BE WARNED
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Sif, Loki]
    See It Coming by murdur reviews
    The all-seeing Heimdall cannot help but turn his gaze upon his sister, nor upon the shadowed man who plagues her every step. Loki/Sif.
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Loki, Sif] Heimdall - Complete
    No Golden Trio by J.F.C reviews
    What if Draco was the one that saved Hermione from that troll, instead of Harry and Ron? Obviously an AU. Note: As a request from some friends of mine, I have decided to continue this story a bit more through a series of drabbles.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Draco M.
    You're my pie by Marionette008 reviews
    DeanxPie. For laughs only, love triangle Dean, Anna, Pie. Who will he choose ? One-shot.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Anna - Complete
    Can't You Feel the Love Tonight, Hot Pie? by merrylynn reviews
    All Hot Pie wanted to do was eat his piece of bread and drink his ale in peace. Instead, he has Tom sprawled out in front him singing about a blossoming romance in the Brotherhood. He can't be serious, right? Note: Listening to Can You Feel the Love Tonight is highly encouraged and recommended.
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Arya S., Gendry, Hot Pie - Complete
    Reunited by cleotheo reviews
    Hermione sighed, beginning to suspect that Kingsley might have just managed to get her to do something she had been putting off for years, face her past. Ten years after the war Hermione agrees to do Kingsley a favour, bringing her in contact with her friends that she hasn't seen in years.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    For I Am No King by mystic.x.o.pip reviews
    Oneshot: Faramir has his doubts of Eowyn's feelings towards Aragorn at the end of the War of the Ring
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
    One Of The Guys by OogieBoogie reviews
    Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
    At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
    Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5315 - Favs: 8,723 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    TEXT ME by Tribeca reviews
    Sheldon and Penny have a conversation via text. Fluffy little one shot.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
    The Sexy Transformation by Darkly Dreaming reviews
    Previously "Sexification." Penny takes the boys shopping, does their hair, and takes them to a club. Merriment is had by all, but mostly Sheldon and Penny. Shenny, Howadette, Raj/OC, Leondard/OC. Rated T safety. COMPLETE.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
    Waiting For The End by MixItUp reviews
    Stuart watches Sheldon and Penny. Oneshot. Complete.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Stuart - Complete
    Reverie by A Ceramic Girl reviews
    She'd followed him to ask what he thought about the layout. But now, he was standing much closer than necessary, and she could no longer think straight. ArthurxAriadne, one-shot, fluffeh.
    Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
    What They Wanted by Axelrocks reviews
    AU 3x08. What if Leonard didn't go to the meteor shower with Howard and Raj? What if Penny knows this and still called for Sheldon to help?
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
    Synchronized Absences by Maroon5Lover reviews
    Loki and Sif have kept their affair hidden for quite some time now. But Thor has noticed their frequent and synchronized absences. What will he find? Set post-Avengers. Read & Review please! :
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Sif
    Destiny's Digits by DemiSpy reviews
    We all have two eyes, two ears, two arms. Cliché says we have one heart, because someone else's matches our own. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes says we all have a number, and someone else's matches ours. Whose number matches our favorite Head Girl's? Let's find out. One-shot. Post-war, non-epilogue compliant.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    The Apocalypse Realization by MarieofIlledra reviews
    In a casual conversation about the zombie apocalypse, Leonard realizes something about the relationship between his ex and his roommate.
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
    Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
    When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Not a Granger Anymore by TheBlackPanther6 reviews
    One Shot. It has been ten years since Hermione has been seen and she returns, married, to the Hogwarts Reunion. Ron's angry, Hermione is rich and the Weasleys aren't exactly popular. DM/HG
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    The Best Thing I Never Had by mspolapotter reviews
    What goes around, comes back around. Ron's about to learn this lesson the hard way. T for Language
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
    Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    Remembrance Bracelets by DramioneFan-38 reviews
    "I'm Hermione Granger! but my Mum and Dad call me Mione" said Hermione the 6 yr old girl while extending her hand "Um.. I'm Draco Malfoy. You can call me Draco" Draco said while taking Hermione's little hand in his own and shaking it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    On How to Propose to a Nerd by AddictedtoReadingJC reviews
    "Granger." "Yes?" "I love you." "Har, har. Very funny. But it can't be helped. Get on with it." ONE-SHOT
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    100 Minus 99 Ways to Drive Draco Malfoy Insane by Ellie Fabgay reviews
    Snape gets fed up with Malfoy and Granger's antics during Potions and gives them a detention. The tension is heavy between them during so when Snape leaves the two rivals alone for a while, a very interesting event occurs. One-shot, slight-AU HBP
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Passing Notes by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
    In which Hermione and Draco play Hangman, The Boy Who Lived is "hung", and Draco is obsessed with the word asinine. Oh, and before you ask, it's a ONESHOT!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    The Art of Breaking Up by EroticHaywire reviews
    Hermione has decided to break up with Draco. DMHG. Expect smut, lemons, and all that good stuff.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Trading Ties by dayflow reviews
    "Why is Malfoy wearing a Griffindor tie?" Harry and the rest of the gang want to know.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Hogwarts: A History by RisingFire reviews
    Hermione Granger had always considered 'Hogwarts: A History' to be her book, probably because she had never known anyone else who had read it. But someone had taken it out of the library. And that someone was Draco Malfoy. Damn him. Dramione, light smut.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Twisted Memories by readbycandlelight reviews
    "You're going to finish what you started. You're going to keep watching my memories. I want you to see what I've done to them. I want the tainted filth burned into you... Burned into you the way it's burned into me," he snarled raggedly. Dramione. 6th yr
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    Hogwarts' Worst Kept Secret by Alijandra's Editor reviews
    Draco gave her a wicked smile, lifting both his hands up as if he were asking Hermione to shackle him. "Go ahead," Draco smirked, "Put your iron Muggle-bracelets on me, and we'll be on our way." Romance-SMUT-Humor-OneShot! DMxHG Dramione Draco/Hermione Warnings: Smut, Alcohol, and mild language. - COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
    In order to save her parents, Hermione Granger had to give up everything, even her identity… and femininity. Dramione!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    lip gloss love notes by Asking Me Where My Love Grows reviews
    Emma leaves a secret love note in Tom's dressing room. Fluffy Feltson Drabble.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Prefects by Ladii Emelia reviews
    Dumbledore pairs prefects together; neither of this pair is particularly pleased by this decision. Disclaimer: I don't own anything from HP series. HGxDM
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Claimed By A Slytherin by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
    Hermione Granger had lost her bloody mind. At least, that's what the current circumstances would lead one to believe. AU HG/DM Hermione loses a bet and has to wear the claim tag of a certain Slytherin. Comedy, Romance, Fluff, Lemons and Happy Ending!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Caught In The Closet by dayflow reviews
    100 word Dramione drabble plus slash!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
    The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
    Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Spin the Bottle by Funkymonkey713 reviews
    Harry, Ron and Hermione walk in on a game of Spin the Bottle with some Slytherins. Taunt are thrown and the game begins with a very different ending than planned. One-shot smutty.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Sober Hearts by human28 reviews
    Draco rescues a drunk Hermione dancing on top of a table. One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Kick by swim freak 9000 reviews
    "Arthur makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't he?" A take on Arthur and Ariadne's first kiss.
    Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
    Chasing Pavements by ethereallie reviews
    Can two people really just be "Friends with Benefits"? a songfic based on the song "Chasing Pavements" by Adele. Enjoy reading! :
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Brewing Up a Little Love by IcyPanther reviews
    Draco Malfoy hates Muggles and Muggleborns. Horace Slughorn hates losing a promising student. And poor Hermione Granger is just caught in the middle. With Slughorn's plan something more than just potions may soon be brewing in the classroom. On Hiatus
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,116 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    WEPS by JodieLove reviews
    To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Of poems and gods of war by Psychogoth reviews
    "Umm... roses are red... um, Violets are... purple—oh no wait, I'm wrong, sorry, violets are blue. Wait, blue? How can they be blue if they are called violets? Persephone's awful at naming things." He's just so bad at this.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Aphrodite, Ares - Complete
    Take it Off and Keep it Off by SweetnSour246 reviews
    Hermione let her self go after being dumped by her live-in boyfriend Ron. To end her period of self-imposed seclusion, she ends up stripping at amateur night at the Oasis. What will happen when a certain Mr. Malfoy sees her shaking it on stage? Updated
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    He Was There When the Other Wasn't by Poppy Popyncourt reviews
    Seven years after the war, Hermione is in an abusive marriage with Ron Weasley and after a bad fight she takes her children, Rose and Hugo and leaves. For help, she goes to a certain blonde haired boy from her school days.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,720 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    He was right by Wallace the cat reviews
    One of the things Draco Malfoy thought will never happen, is to run into an ice cream shop only to find his harmless flirting buddy, Hermione Granger sitting there depressed and crying over a certain Weasel. *GIVE IT A SHOT : *
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
    "She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Fa Lalala by MuslimBarbie reviews
    He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Love Happens by midnightstar4ever reviews
    Hermione and Draco Met in a ice cream parlor when they were 7, but when they go to hogwarts they dont recognize each other at first, will they ever... Please Read and Review...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 144,038 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Happy UnValentine's Day by kimmiecub1595 reviews
    Hermione and Draco are both having a typical, bitter, lonely Valentine's Day. But can they change that by the end of the night? Rated T for really mild language. The party theme is inspired by the movie 'Valentine's Day'. First story ever, rate&comment!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Wish Right Now by FidusEtFortiter reviews
    This is a OneShot based on the song Airplanes by BOB and Haley Williams.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
    "You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Love has these weird things by Mariii-AS reviews
    A story that shows us how much we can be wrong about something s important as love... Draco/Hermione main couple. Also Harry/Ginny; Luna/Neville and Ron/Cormac - please be aware of these warnings...if you don't agree, then don't read, please.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Cupcake by breeutiful reviews
    "Don't insult the cupcake, Blaise." - BlaisePansy
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
    Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
    DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    In The Eyes Of The Beholder by I Prey On Blonde Boys reviews
    The truth is always there. Hidden. Somewhere in the eyes of the beholder." Ron's POV. ONE SHOT!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Reunions by RZZMG reviews
    Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Cheaters, Lies, and Draco's Surmise by Glalie773 reviews
    What happens when Draco hears a rumor that Hermione cheated on him? And what happens... when it might be true? DM/HG one-shot!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Baby Talk by supernovary reviews
    “You can’t talk about sex in front of the b-a-b-y!” Dramione
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Boredom Has Officially Taken Over by OrangeJuice7 reviews
    Draco has stated that Boredom has finally taken over. While his Slytherin best friend is no help, who does he go to? A Dramione fanfic, very funny! Please R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
    The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Legos Can Do Magic Too! by midnightsun506975 reviews
    6th movie, after Gryffindor/Slytherin quidditch match. It's short but good! "Why are you laughing?" Draco asked. "Oh, it's just that, the reason we are about to do this, is just a couple of legos." PLEASE R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    The Games We Play by green frogs reviews
    His green eyes were beautiful. They turned different shades of green when he expressed different feelings. They were now a dark, almost black green. Anger. He growled and took my shoulders, backing me into the wall of the bedchamber." Ares&Aphrodite
    Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Aphrodite, Ares - Complete
    Always Unfaithful by dm's princess reviews
    Draco Malfoy always seems to steal Hermione Granger away from the men she's bound to.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Love Tease by zetuslapetus reviews
    He loved to tease. Some things never change. Scorpious and Rose's third year. Hint of DHr.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Virtual Coitus Surrogation by gwendy reviews
    Sheldon and Penny play a late night game of Age of Conan...
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
    Christmas Miracle by drcjsnider reviews
    Hermione's Christmas gift to Rose and Scorpius brings her and Draco closer together.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Sex, Pity, and What Could Later Be Called Love by EroticHaywire reviews
    “Oh, get over yourself, Granger. I’m not going to eat you alive. Just come lie down with me.” DMHG, steamy one-shot!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Draconian vs Blaisezonian Idiocy by autumnmist715 reviews
    Draco and Blaise get into a rather heated debate about idiocy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Morning After by Umbridgeskitty reviews
    Bascially this is a drabble with Draco and Hermione. It is a conversation between the pair after they spend a drunken night together. I am no good at summaries but it is meant to be fun so please read and review.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Happy to be Hexed by Quixotic Cervantes reviews
    The twins decide the newest Order member, Draco Malfoy, needs a little time to get used to his new partner. Petrifying him on top of her seems the most logical course of action.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Cloak by insaneprincess reviews
    ONE SHOT, Sequel to Nail Polish, though it's not necessary to read to understand. "She glanced down nervously to where Harry was pointing in horror to the silver serpent insignia. Of course, he had to notice." Hermione wears Draco's cloak to lunch.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Love In An Elevator by dracosgem reviews
    A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Nail Polish by insaneprincess reviews
    He gaped as he stared at her nails – green, silver, green silver… Why on earth was Hermione Granger wearing Slytherin nail polish? Dramione ONE SHOT.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Wardrobe Malfunction by Feigningintrest reviews
    A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Merry Christmas, Pansy! by kalsmalfoy reviews
    Pansy has a 'new colored' sweater that EVERYONE notices, and earns Blaise 50 galleons, Pansy a memory she'll NEVER forget, and Draco almost dead. BZ/PP some DM/HG. and yeah. This summary sucks. I know. so... R&R please!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
    Fade by Lady Emily reviews
    *IT* Beverly is afraid of losing the Losers. **Book based. Moved from what used to be the 'Stephen King' category.**
    IT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
    Saving Granger by KKM reviews
    Hermione Granger has been living life on the streets poor and broken. What happens when she bumps into Draco Malfoy? Can he save her? DM/HG pairing; Rated:T for language, drug use, and excessive violence.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,581 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
    Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Swallow by XxPoisondXByXDracoxX reviews
    Swallow." He told her.Hermione shook her head."Hermione, swallow it." Draco demanded. "I'm not taking it out until you swallow every last drop."She just continued to glare at him with teary glossed eyes.DM/HG Oneshot! DOES cotain humor!1578 hit in 6 days!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
    Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Enough by miss-killer-vamp reviews
    snapes had enough
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Caught! by slytherincrush reviews
    Hermione is caught red-handed by Draco...a new, delightful level of embarrassment! Warning: blush blush blush alert! :s
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
    Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 226 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Two Rons by littlemiss haunted reviews
    Did Harry and Ron imagine what they saw, or are there really two Rons at Hogwarts? How could that be, when one Ron is watching the other snogging Hermione in their secret hiding spot? Dramione
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
    Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Just Scream My Name by slytherin girla reviews
    A little shouting match in the hallway can lead to soooo much more. DHr oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Coffee Tea or Me? by Punkindoodle reviews
    Draco, Hermione and caffeine...will it lead to romance or just bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep? one shot
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
    oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
    Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    King of the Pick Up Artists by Punkindoodle reviews
    Draco and his friends make a bet: they have to pick up a girl and get them to have sex using only cheesy pick up lines. Will Hermione laugh in Draco's face or will she give in? Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
    Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Failed Angel by Ariellabella reviews
    Hermione suffers from abuse and some who knows her pain helps her through. Warnings child abuse, spousal abuse, character death
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Wanna Play 20 Questions? by HermioneTwin reviews
    What happens when Hermione and Malfoy get paired up together for an art assignment? And what kind of madness will ensue after Malfoy suggests an innocent game of 20 questions? DMHG!oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
    COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
    Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 4,474 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Stripped by N0b0dY reviews
    Green. And. Silver. He had stripped her. And he would come again. And she couldn wait! SMUT!one shot DHr
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Life's a Beach by Punkindoodle reviews
    Draco and Hermione each decide to take a much needed vacation... too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heat wave. Hot sand, crashing waves and a tan half naked Draco, need I say more? WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Unfaithful by MusicalCatharsis reviews
    Ron was staring at her intently. “Are you happy with him?” he asked dejectedly. Hermione put the brush down and walked over to him. She tasted of Malfoy. Ron turned his head and nodded. “You are.”
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    You Aren't Supposed to Cheat by ElizabethanRoad reviews
    You aren't supposed to cheat. Especially when your boyfriend is the boywholived and you are cheating on him with Draco Malfoy. HHr. DHr. Probably a one shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Hospital Wing by patronuscharm2 reviews
    OneShot. What happens when Harry and Ron finally get there revenge on Malfoy, manage to vanish his...package, and only one soon to be mediwitch can save him? Read and review!Please!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
    It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 223 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
    Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
    A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
    COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Do You Hate Me? by triquetraperson reviews
    What will happen when two people who hate each other are bored in their Arithmancy class? DMHG rated for some language.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Yes or No by schye reviews
    Sequel to Twenty Questions. What are the Gryffindors to do after their humiliating game of twenty questions? Get even. They are back with a vengeance and this time, they are out for blood, out for revenge,and out to Hogsmeade.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    Mutual Loathing by Sacagawea reviews
    They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Celebrity Skin by EgyptsStar reviews
    Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Twenty Questions by schye reviews
    [DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Power of a Wish by IcyPanther reviews
    [Complete!] DracoHermione After a mysterious incident in which the Golden Trio find themselves at Malfoy Manor, they discover something about Draco never known before. Can they help Draco and can Draco be of any aid to them in these troubled times?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,815 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Staring Contest by nefarious-marshmallow reviews
    Draco and Hermione have run out of things to compete over...well, almost, that is....
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
    When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    If You're Not the One by persephoneia reviews
    COMPLETE -The new DADA teacher has a scheme to get the Gryffindors and Slytherins to get along. You've met her before, and why is the Slytherin Prince not too happy about it? Unexpected friendships, alliances, calamity, romance ensue. DMHG, NMSS Romance
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,050 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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    Don't Look Back reviews
    Set between The Clash of the Titans Arc and The Uprising Arc. A story where you get to explore further into Levi's new squad. A story where stuff happens because a plot bunny told them to. A story where Levi isn't the only one allowed to make poop jokes. Also probably gay stuff going down later on. You have been warned.
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Levi, Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K.
    Young Volcanoes on a Magical Mystery Tour reviews
    Highschool AU. Follow Dean and his friends on a school trip to London and his struggles to understand and gain the love of a new student, the mysterious Castiel. OCs, slang, cultural references, beware. Also, the rating might change. What happens in London...
    Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
    Scars and Stripes reviews
    "The blood-red of a melting day/ Matches the stripes down his arm's length/ His own life mixed with the other's death" A sonnet
    Captain America - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
    Piece of 70 Percent Cocoa Chocolate Cake reviews
    "You know, your eyes kind of remind me of chocolate." It was so absurd she had to laugh, "My eyes aren't even brown." "Well, okay, but like, they remind me of 70% cocoa chocolate. Kind of bitter-sweet, but still warm. In an I-want-to-murder-you way."
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Leo V., Reyna] - Complete
    Promise? reviews
    The Quest changed everyone and Sam longs for the times when his biggest trouble was that of cutting the grass. He feels his relationship with Frodo has changed forever.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
    Fading Veils reviews
    Highschool AU. Ruby and Sam go to the same school but they are still worlds apart. He doesn't even know her name. But there's something about this girl that doesn't let him sleep at night. Is it too late to save her from herself?
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Sam W., Ruby
    The Waltz of Flowers reviews
    Follow your favourite characters in unexpected turns of events, as Neville's feelings for Malfoy change and he gets another chance to win his darling's heart. I tried to lay off the cheesy puns this time. (Beware of chapter 2, though)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
    Running with the Devil reviews
    It's been going on for months and Sam can't help it A challenge
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
    Sympathy for the Devil reviews
    Of Sam, Lucifer and long, sleepless nights
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
    I Hate Everything About You reviews
    How Neville finally made Draco come out Warning: horrible, horrible
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
    But It's Comfy in the Closet! reviews
    He was nowhere near ready to come out just yet. He had no idea how he was going to do it. Is it normal to come up to your best friend and say, "Hey, I know I'm dating your sister, she's great, but I kind of like you better"?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Hodoring reviews
    Drabble. Rickon and Osha are coming back to Winterfell, Bran and Hodor are there to welcome them.
    Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hodor, Osha - Complete
    Going Home reviews
    Your lack of AryaxGendry stories disturbs me. This must be fixed. Here, have a nice story about Arya who is finally coming home after 5 years but meets someone from her past on the way.. COMPLETE Arya is mostly OOC, Gendry is stupid as usual (but we still love him) Also starring: Sansa, Bran, Rickon, Stannis; Special guest stars: Supernatural!
    Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Arya S., Gendry W.
    Home reviews
    Your lack of AryaxGendry stories disturbs me. This must be fixed. Here, have a story about Arya who is finally coming home after 5 years but meets someone from her past on the way.. COMPLETE Arya is mostly OOC, Gendry is stupid as usual (but we still love him) Also starring: Sansa, Bran, Rickon, Stannis; Special guest stars: Supernatural!
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Arya S., Gendry
    The Teddy Bear and the Maiden Fair X reviews
    Jaime Lannister was not amused. He wasn't used to not getting what he wanted. It's time to take matters into his own hands. Oneshot. Also published in A Song Of Ice And Fire.
    Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
    The Teddy Bear and the Maiden Fair reviews
    Jaime Lannister was not amused. He wasn't used to not getting what he wanted. It's time to take matters into his own hands. Oneshot. Also published in Game of Thrones.
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
    In The End reviews
    "They say that the last thing you see before you die is the blinding light that takes you to heaven. That's a lie." My first drabble.
    Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Talisa M., Robb S. - Complete
    Breaking the Habit reviews
    The perfect family, the perfect grades, the perfect behaviour, the perfect friend-turned-into-boyfriend cliché. Hermione had everything a girl can ask for. Isn't that enough? Starts Romione, give it a shot. A bit angsty. Like my diary. Oh well.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    My Immortal reviews
    Dean is helplessly lying in the hospital, and he's about to lose one of the only things that bring joy into his life. Oneshot.
    Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
    Teaching Hermione Flying reviews
    "Quidditch is an art of MAKING people LOVE what you do." He's only trying to teach her how to fly! It's really not my fault you have a dirty mind, but rated T just in case. Give it a shot. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Vampires? No, not really reviews
    What do you get when you mix otters, ferrets, weasels,Twilight and Halloween? Light humor, give it a try. One shot. Rated T for language and kicking one bastard in the *****.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete