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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3097692, Profile Updated: 12-12-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Blood Ties, and Big Bang Theory.

Hi there!

Like most of you I'm spending my free time scribbling madly away at whatever tickles me fancy.

I'm writing fan fictions as a means of therapy for a brain injury that left me unable to write a coherent sentence.

I have to admit I love the anonymity--nothing like writing an ukkie story and having the ability to whistle on by with a "What--me worry?" (o:

One day I hope to write my own stuff but until then I'll continue to torture the masses here.

All the best *Lynn

Favorite Movies:

Dogma (Oh, say you're the Metatron and people stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!)

Pink Panther Strikes Again (Every day in every way I'm getting better and better.)

Unbreakable (What if Superman walked the earth and didn't know he was Superman?)

Ringu (Japanese version--the girl scared the bejeezus out of me)

American Psycho (I'll never listen to Huey Lewis the same way again.)

No Country for Old Men (Call it.)

Groundhog Day (Kill Puxatony Phil!)

Favorite TV Shows:

Sherlock Holmes (BBC--Jeremy Brett version--he's the best ever!)

Robin of Sherwood (BBC--Robin mythos with a supernatural bent)

Nero Wolfe (A&E--Because it isn't the principle of the thing--it's the money.)

The Tick (You're not insane Arthur--you're going sane in a crazy world.)

Drawn Together (The way reality TV should be)

Puppets Who Kill (Canadian content at its best)

The Big Bang Theory Seasons One to Four (I'm not crazy--my mother had me tested.)

Doctor Who (Tom Baker and David Tennant)

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Christmas With the Coopers by wolfofsheep reviews
Penny and Sheldon stay at Los Robles for Christmas both trying to avoid family, except Sheldon's family comes to him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Spock Hypothesis by Bari Sax Player reviews
Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact. But how does he know?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Brothers by theatrhythms reviews
He doesn't understand why he lets his brother move in with him. AU, Loki-centric; For those of you who'd already been following the verse, please read the introduction and thank you.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 276,441 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Thor
Of Geniuses and Men by Gypsy Love reviews
Sheldon struggles with dead ends in his work.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Experiment by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Gratified By Your Company by starfleetdream reviews
The year they met and married. Warning: Chapter 10 is explicit. Everything else is PG-13. There is also a non-explicit version of this story posted on my author page here at fanficnet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Beginning of Sanctification by FuchsiasAttic reviews
Pages from Reid's journals are copied and taped to the walls of the BAU office. These pages contain some very erotic imaginings involving Hotchner. Sorry I am terrible at summaries. Warnings: language, some s&m type things eventually.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
The Coward's Way Out by legaldramafan reviews
Rated M for suicide and inferred SLASH. This story involves character death, not for children or teens. Potential outcome of Reid's headaches. DISCLAIMER: I do not own and have no rights to Criminal Minds and its characters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
your fonder heart, half lit in the half light by whatbecomesofus reviews
What would you do if you met the other you? In which there is a free ticket to space and a fine line between what is and what should have been.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Morgan's Eternal Day by toggledog reviews
Morgan's having the same day over and over. He's stuck in a small town with Reid, so it can't be that bad, can it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
The BreakUp by Concupiscence66 reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Wood and Cardboard by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
The Libido Revelation by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Boyfriend by Lumiere02 reviews
Sheldon proves he's human, and Leonard is thankful. -NOT MINE, just sharing. This story is from Callmejude.-
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
The Hysteria Nomenclature by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Okay, so they're together. Now what?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt by Talitha Koum reviews
Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spoiler Alert by DSieya reviews
It takes a few years for everyone to figure this out. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for paradox holiday fic/art swap and dedicated to jazzrose343. POV of all five main characters
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unsaid by DSieya reviews
His inner voice politely didn’t mention that he had also chosen to forgo romance and intimate relationships because they were, on the whole, quite frankly beyond him. sheldon/penny, two-parter, complete, dedicated to arabian, sequel to Calling Bluffs
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Calling Bluffs by DSieya reviews
It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Vegas Conjugality by WeirdMisty reviews
ON HIATUS When the boys drag Penny to Vegas for a sci-fi convention, she expects the drinking and the gambling. The husband, however, is a surprise. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Bed Bath Paradigm Shift by starfish001 reviews
It's angst. There's a car crash. Someone gets hurt. Some feelings are confronted. I'm not sure I could have squeezed in any more cliches if I'd tried... Rating is probably excessive, but just in case.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Permanence in All Its Forms by Lady Lioness reviews
AU Future-fic. Set within the 'Optimal' series after 'Supply Run.' Sheldon ruminates about Penny's tattoo. penny/sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Plato's Stepchildren Gambit by Ishie reviews
Sheldon was whispering furiously before she'd even focused enough to see him. "I'm invoking paragraph seven of our recently revised friendship agreement!" When she continued to blink at him, he hissed, "The Plomeek provision!"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Breathtaking Moment Scenarios by PandoraAndBox reviews
A series of short stories featuring Penny and Sheldon based on various prompts.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Elevator Conundrum by gwendy reviews
The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Necktie Cognizance by VeryBerry Rebecca reviews
A new tie has appeared on Leonard's door, and Sheldon has no choice but to ask for Penny's help on the semantics of relationships again. But Penny has a few quiestions on relationships, and Sheldon, of her own.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Friends With Benefits by petthekat reviews
How I think the 'Friends with Benefits' conversation should have gone. Part one of a Penny/Sheldon trilogy. Fluffy AND smutty!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Plasma Implosion Experiment by AWMPerry reviews
Of all the people to curl up to during a storm, why did she have to pick *him*? Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Sheldon’s Cat by hey citrus reviews
Is there a fatal flaw in Sheldon's hypothesis? And is the cat dead or alive? Slash: Leonard/Sheldon. Chapter 2 now up!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
It's Only Time by Rashaka reviews
It’s only time that pulls the stars apart, it’s only time that brings your orbit ‘round. --AU Challenge: What if Sheldon and Penny had grown up in the same neighborhood? ...Angst before cheese, always.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Coitous Condundrum by chunkeymonkey reviews
Sheldon and Penny are dating. But they are having a "problem".
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
The Scientific Method by secondhandsmile reviews
Leonard asks a question. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
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By Any Other Name reviews
In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,167 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/26 - Sheldon C., Penny
Sharing the Shenny Sauce reviews
Taco Bell Sauce Package Line: "Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future." Rated M for obvious reasons.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10 - Sheldon C., Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
Leap of Faith reviews
Penny needs a change and decides to go to her whack-a-doodle neighbor for help. While assisting in the effort to 'better' her Sheldon unexpectedly discovers what life is all about.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,213 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
But Who's Counting reviews
It takes a lot of courage to ask a woman out. A season one snapshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Daily Occurrences reviews
Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 296,845 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Blood Lust reviews
Time is running out for Vicki, Celluci and Henry as the Vampire Killer is back in Toronto-or is it?
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
A Question of Want reviews
Blood Ties and Twilight x-over. Can Vicki and Henry stop a demon from destroying the Cullen's idyllic world?
Crossover - Twilight & Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete