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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3097760, Profile Updated: 02-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Well, for starters, let's begin by saying that I am a person who is very open-minded, and whose mental and emotional "age" is beyond that of an average teenager.




Name: Samantha Mehnert (NEVER CALL ME SAMANTHA UNLESS I HAVE OFFENDED YOU! ONLY SAM AND SAMMI. And my one friend has exclusive rights to Sammi-Sam. XD)

Gender: Female

Birthday: 11-02-1997

Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Anime: Hetalia (both World Series and Axis Powers) [Favorite Pairing: USUK]
Favorite Country (A REAL COUNTRY FOR A REAL REASON): England
Favorite Painter: Vincent Van Gogh
Favorite Poet: Edgar Allen Po
Favorite Sport: Archery
Favorite School Subject: It is a draw between Math and English.
Favorite Song:
Favorite Quotes:
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pine
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
-Jimi Hendrix

Favorite MMORPG: It is a tie between Dragon Nest and Grand Fantasia
Favorite RPG: The World Ends With You (for a hand-held device) and The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (for a console)
Favorite First-Person Shooter game: Modern Warfare 3
Favorite Voice Actor: It's a draw between Scott Freeman and J. Michael Tatum
Favorite Person in History: Abraham Lincoln
Favorite Snack: Snickers or Troli Sour Gummy Worms
Favorite Video Game Character: Joshua from The World Ends With You
Favorite Book: Boy Meets Boy
Favorite Television Series: Doctor Who
Favorite Genre(s) of Music: Metal, Rock (all forms), Alternative, Classical, J-Pop, K-Pop, and Vocaloid.

Yes, I am most certainly not an average girl. I like to draw things (mainly manga based things), sculpt clay, paint, and just about anything artsy. I love tea.

Pansexuality for the win! I also like to cosplay, be spontaneous and weird, and I actually like school. I love going to school and learning, and I get very good grades. Who says you can't have good grades as well as a fun life? I proved them wrong didn't I? Just kidding but seriously, It isn't hard to have good grades and a fun life, as long as you apply yourself.
I honestly don't like America (the ACTUAL country) that much, and would much rather prefer to live somewhere else; England would be my first choice.
I never turn the BBC off. That is the channel that remain forever on my television. In the morning, I do actually watch the BBC News, believe it or not.
I am a bit of a grammar Nazi. I know that my grammar isn't perfect, but incorrect grammar does annoy me.

I actually dislike using emoticons. I prefer not to use them at all.
I never take a side in an argument.
I believe in fantastical things such as ghosts, fairies, aliens, unicorns, etc. Why? Because there isn't a single thing on this Earth that is impossible; just very improbable.
On my bad days, I am a combination of Germany and England (from Hetalia). On my good days, a combination of Italy and Hungary would be a valid personality.

I dislike America. My mother always tries to tell me we live in the greatest country in the world, when I really wish to respond that it isn't always the greatest country in the world, and that we should mind our business a bit more often.

I am what is considered a "geek" in my school. No one has called me that; ever. I know that they think so, though.

I can usually tell what other people are thinking/ going to do/ want to do, and what they need.

For now, this is all you get out of me. I am alot more happy and spontaneous, but I'm a bit tired as I write this.

[Sama3267x(yz)(123) is my name for drawings and any other artwork I do. TheCrumpetThief432836 is my Pen name for any piece of writing. Yes, it is a bit long, but the numbers have a purpose (from OMGitsgreen's story: Arthur).]

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Happy House by LittleMissDarkling reviews
When Ludwig got himself locked up in a loony bin, he couldn't figure out how anything could be better again. Will a strange Italian turn things around, or only make them worse? GerIta HumanAU HospitalFic Rated M for cutting, cursing, and whatever else. Discontinued, but with complete summary at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,244 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Stay Alive Till Morning by Drama-freakz reviews
An outbreak of the "Green Flu" has infected most of the world's population; causing people to attack, devour, and mutilate friends and family. Iain, Alfred, and Arthur now have to survive a world gone mad. Warning: Blood, gore, language. Character deaths
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,534 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain
Trollmance by VialCreatures reviews
A/U Karkat decides that today is not the day to spend in his hive and finds himself at Sollux's instead. Unfortunately for the pair they possess mixed feelings for one another that are channeled in a certain direction. A/N I can't summary. Rated for foul language, gore, and adult themes among other things.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Wilted Rose by Vani Jane reviews
"Holy mother of- please don't tell me that fat balding old man is the guy I've been texting with!" Arthur decides to meet up with the guy he knew from a month of texting. Will true love blossom? Or chaos instead? And what's with the cakes on his doorstep?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Play My Game by itachi-is-here reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a psychologist specialising in adolescents who can't remember his childhood. When Alfred F. Jones, a patient who claims that he can see mythical creatures, is assigned to him, will it uncover everything he can't remember? Eventual USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
Need Each Other by tardissnailss reviews
Karkat has red feelings for Sollux, what will happen as they grow closer? wow crap summary. angsty/fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Flying's His Thing by ded sky reviews
AU. "May I fly/ride in your plane?" was a question Arthur Kirkland was too familiar with. So he thought Alfred was just another one of them...aparently not...US x Pilot!UK, Franada, brief FrUK some others, underaged drinking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 159,817 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - England/Britain, America
Don't Let it Get to Your Head by ded sky reviews
AU. Alfred manages to get himself ridiculously famous and let's it all go to his head. Then, when Arthur comes to visit for the summer, he gets dragged into all of the drama as well. USxUK, FrancexCanada and some more, yaoi/gay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,325 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
All Because of Glasses by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,270 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Painting Flowers by OMGitsgreen reviews
There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Have You Forgotten by xIkuna reviews
Arthur and Alfred are best friends, but after a major fight they stop speaking to each other. Then, Arthur mysteriously vanishes. After 11 years they finally meet again, but Arthur has no memory of him. AU/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,950 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
I Just Want to Help by Rosina White reviews
All Italy ever wants to do is make things better, easier, and to keep people from getting hurt. All he manages to do is mess things up and make things worse. Please review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Arthur by OMGitsgreen reviews
There once was a little boy named Alfred, who was saved by a man named Arthur. After Arthur died, Alfred chased after his dreams and fell more in love with Arthur everyday. But what he didn't know, was that Arthur was always there with him. USUK two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Prince by dontpokemepleez reviews
Lovino is a peasant boy, nothing special. The prince, however, would beg to differ. However, there is a terrible rumor about Antonio and it concerns Lovino. Should he even bother? Tragedy request. Very long, so don't complain!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Love Is Deaf, Not Blind by ElricLover244 reviews
Arthur has to deal with the fact that he is deaf and feels a burden to his loved ones, including Alfred. Usuk oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A complex apartment by BlendingSkies reviews
Arthur could deal when Francis's boyfriend Matthew moved into the apartment but suddenly Matthew's brother, Alfred, needs a place to stay. Now Arthur is about to loose his mind as the annoying self-declared "hero" takes over his home. US/UK UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - England/Britain, America
9 11 Tribute by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
Just something about America for 9/11. Pairings are there but not in detail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
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Repealing the Second Amendment reviews
Set in the distant future, Alfred holds the last gun upon the Earth. Arthur, on the other hand, wishes to eradicate this abomination without losing the love he has for Alfred. UKUS, Queen Arthur, alot of things are electronic, and I hope you enjoy this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
Tables Turned: Parenting reviews
The course of life can be changed by just that one, special person we never thought we would meet. For Arthur, this person has brought upon him a troubled past, and he must help him escape it. USUK, and Alfred starts out at age 11, Arthur at 16.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Black Marker reviews
Arthur is a 17 year old boy just looking for an escape from his nightmares; even when he is awake they come to haunt him. He meets someone who shares the same life, and they fight their fears together. FrUK, set back in the 1900's, mythical creatures too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - England/Britain, France