Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
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Hey I'm Macy :)
My profile picture has me (top right left corner), Seth (BooBoo Stewart) and his hot abs!, Katniss' mockingjay pen on fire (it's the movie poster too), Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence), Edward Anthony Mason Cullen (Robert Pattison) Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) and Bella Cullen (Kristen Stewart), Seth in wolf form, then Katniss and Gale (Liam Hemsworth)
I like to sing and read right now. The best books in the world are Twilight and The Hunger Games series. My favorite book (aside from Twilight and The Hunger Games) is Hurt Go Happy. It's a really good book that i found in my school library. My favorite song is either Girl, You Got Skrillex Hair by Electric Valentine and Kids on Drugs or With You In My Head by UNKLE or Eclipse (All Yours) by Metric or Ours by The Bravery
I love dogs! I love cats! I love horses! Okay, let's make this short, I love all animals besides skunks. They look awesome but can stink like nothing else in the world!
I CAN NOT SPELL!
I Love Gale! Petta's awesome but Gale, Gale I love!
I love Twilight TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!
I love Emmett! He is a bad monkey man!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Seth to peices! He has some good abs! I mean just look at my profile picture!!!!!!!!!!! HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend in real life and in fanfiction is Mary!! Her pen name is XxSparklyGothsxX. She's not really goth, it's kinda an inside joke.
Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool. And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told. I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because Johnny got the gun from his big brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much. And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best. Mommy, I'm not the first. I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers that I won't show up for class. And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair! I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try. I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest. But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could. Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college. I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married. I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress. I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now. The time is getting late. Mommy, tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have. I know you know its true. And Mommy, all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost.
Repost if youre against or it made you sad or even cry.
16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to preschool as though nothing were wrong.
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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The bunny said, "I'm a bunny rabbit named 'Bunny' and I like you!"
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails .
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking It was so embarassing!
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head .
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand I do that all the time...
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull . Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else .
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it It happens with corn on the cob because I don't like tomatos.
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house i do this on purpose too.)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on FULL CLOTHES FOR ME!!!
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51.Have done enough to make a stupid test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny all the time.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out . Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them DON'T FORGET THE TOES TOO!!!!
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Wow, never realized how many stupid things I've done so far in my life
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