TwilightTHG-Macy
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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3097990, Profile Updated: 11-30-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Check out my twilight/ the hunger games roll play!!!!!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/TwilightMACY/3097990/

Here's a link to Jessy's forum

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Bestist_Twilight_Roleplay_Ever/96939/

Hey I'm Macy :)

My profile picture has me (top right left corner), Seth (BooBoo Stewart) and his hot abs!, Katniss' mockingjay pen on fire (it's the movie poster too), Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence), Edward Anthony Mason Cullen (Robert Pattison) Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) and Bella Cullen (Kristen Stewart), Seth in wolf form, then Katniss and Gale (Liam Hemsworth)

I like to sing and read right now. The best books in the world are Twilight and The Hunger Games series. My favorite book (aside from Twilight and The Hunger Games) is Hurt Go Happy. It's a really good book that i found in my school library. My favorite song is either Girl, You Got Skrillex Hair by Electric Valentine and Kids on Drugs or With You In My Head by UNKLE or Eclipse (All Yours) by Metric or Ours by The Bravery

I love dogs! I love cats! I love horses! Okay, let's make this short, I love all animals besides skunks. They look awesome but can stink like nothing else in the world!

I CAN NOT SPELL!

I Love Gale! Petta's awesome but Gale, Gale I love!

I love Twilight TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!

I love Emmett! He is a bad monkey man!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Seth to peices! He has some good abs! I mean just look at my profile picture!!!!!!!!!!! HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend in real life and in fanfiction is Mary!! Her pen name is XxSparklyGothsxX. She's not really goth, it's kinda an inside joke.

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool. And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told. I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because Johnny got the gun from his big brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much. And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister that she is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best. Mommy, I'm not the first. I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers that I won't show up for class. And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair! I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try. I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest. But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could. Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college. I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married. I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress. I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now. The time is getting late. Mommy, tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have. I know you know its true. And Mommy, all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost.

Repost if youre against or it made you sad or even cry.

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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The bunny said, "I'm a bunny rabbit named 'Bunny' and I like you!"

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

put this
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Stupid Test

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails .

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking It was so embarassing!

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head .

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand I do that all the time...

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull . Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else .

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it It happens with corn on the cob because I don't like tomatos.

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house i do this on purpose too.)

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on FULL CLOTHES FOR ME!!!

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51.Have done enough to make a stupid test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny all the time.

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out . Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them DON'T FORGET THE TOES TOO!!!!

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Wow, never realized how many stupid things I've done so far in my life

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Excommunicated by CookieMonsterismyfriend reviews
From the age of 5 Bella was raised to be a Nun in the church, more than a Nun really…an exorcist. But after not exorcising a demon, Bella is cast out of the church. Now with only her guide Sariel Bella must continue her work as God's Right Hand.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella, Paul
One of Them by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
All human. Bella's mom died when she was a year old. Bella grew-up with 5 protective older brothers. She goes away to a writing school in London. She comes back 3 years later. What happens when the school jock trys to win her affection and she hates him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,212 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Lucky in Life and Love os by edwardlover55 reviews
My life growing up had been very hard. I had lost both my parents at a young age. My mother had walked out on me and my father when I was very little, then when I was about 16 my father was killed in a car accident.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hunger Games: Twilight Style by ClosetReader reviews
Twelve boys and twelve girls are chosen, sent to a foreign place, they must fight to the death, only one can comes out alive and be named Victor! But at what cost? Twilight characters in The Hunger Games world 'May the odds be ever in their favor' AU,OOC. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,865 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Always A Happy Ending by XxPerfectlyPerfectAsIAmxX reviews
Edward gave Bella up for Tanya but many people have their eyes on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec, Bella
Satellite Heart by EmmaLee Masen reviews
Sometimes a little hope is all it takes to make it from one day to the next in your little dark corner of the world. B&E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complicated by IWantToLaPushBellaOffACliff reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie were overweight in high school. Edward, Emmett, and Jasper made fun of them. Now 3 years after high school the girls have lost the weight and are looking hot. What happens when Edward, Emmett, and Jasper show up? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Peeta the Vampire by Allium Banner reviews
A Twilight parody where Peeta uses his amazing vampire skills to get him and Katniss out of the arena. Perfect for fans of both series. Contains foolish Katnisses and hot vampires. Basically Peeta is a Hunger Games version of Edward.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Edward, Peeta M. - Complete
Hold Me Tight by IWantToLaPushBellaOffACliff reviews
Edward left Bella pregnant in New Moon. When Ben disappeared and then came back a vampire. Angela is pregnant too, and now they have to raise their vampire kids. What happends when the Cullens come back to Forks 70 years later; Will love spark again.R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Screw Cupid by EmmaLee Masen reviews
Bella planned to spend Valentines day cooped up at home eating ice cream all day, instead she gets stuck picking up her roommates brother from the airport that she has a not so secret crush on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immortal by That70sshowlova reviews
"I ran quickly, stumbling over my long dress...I could smell the burning flesh from here, and almost stopped to bend over and vomit. Cries of witch traveled across the couple miles." Canon Pairings. Original time frame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,934 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day With Jake by stephj07 reviews
A continuation of 'Renesmee's Learning Experience' Jake and Nessie spend the day at the beach, but have horrible consequences that make Bella a very angry Mamma-vamp. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Gregor and the Prophecy of Heart by iwassixteenonce reviews
Another prophecy is written, this time concerning the fate of the young queen and the warrior... Non-compliant with the last book
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
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Bella and Emmett's Story reviews
Bella and Emmett get married and go on there honeymoon. Bella is already a vampire. What happenson there honeymoon? What happens to Jacob, Edward and Rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Emmett
Ade's Birthday Story reviews
This is a story for a friend I made on Jessy's Twilight Roll Play forum so for her birthday I wrote her a story and here it is. It's about her and Paul having a child with a little bump in the road along the way. See what happens!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Paul
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