Author has written 19 stories for Merlin, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Avengers, Sherlock, and Star Trek: 2009.
I'VE FINALLY GOT MY INVITE TO AO3! For those of you who don't know AO3 (Archive of our own) is an in beta fan fiction site. My friend had an account their and really wanted me to get one so I did and I will be posting some of my older stories on their (not all of them, that would take forever!) My username is also TheNightFury on their so you can find me if you want (Yes shameless self advertisement!) Or just check out the site, their are a lot of great Authors.
School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Sure...right...)
Hieght: To tall for my sisters taste
"It's always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed the meat off his sandwich. Excuse me bar maid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered for an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This 'ere, this is a talkin fish bone!"
"Oh yeah, perfect. And when I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself. What could possibly go wrong?"
"Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. Huh, what's with that?"
"When I was a boy-"
"Our vacation is more than halfway over. And what have we accomplished? *looks through Ferb's log* Okay, so we built a rollercoaster, traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. See, we've hardly done anything. We need a real challenge. We need to make the biggest, longest, funnest Summer day of all time."
Candace: Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.
"Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today."
Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains.
Ferb: Well he did pee on the couch.
"I'm- I'm sorry, I'm just having trouble processing this right now. *Perry hands him a pamphlet*'So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent' - *throws pamphlet away* I don't want your pamphlet!"
"Oh, snap. *parachute falls on him and Ferb* Look! There's a logo on this parachute! He's got his own logo!?"
"Anyone else here living a bizarre double life? *Ferb raises his hand* Put your hand down, Ferb. *Ferb lowers his hand*"
"Excuse me? Excu- are you lookin to me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden, you're walkin out on me? I don't think so, not right now, you're getting your wishes, so SIDDOWN!!!!!!!"
Genie: "Rika racka ricka ricka rake! Stick a sword into that snake!"
"Your son is awake."
Timon: So, what's your plan for getting past those guys?
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
"Don't worry Simba, we're on her like stink on a warthog!"
"Blue punch buggy! *wacks with actual blue buggy* No punch back!"
"Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw."
Lilo: *finger few inches/centimeters away from Stitch*
Lucy: 'I've had a horrible Christmas, you just managed to ruin my New Years if you come back for Easter you can burn down my apartment."
-While You Were Sleeping
Jerry: "I'm sick? You're the one cheating on a vegtable!"
-While You Were Sleeping.
Leon: 'Why is their soup in your hair?'
Merlin: 'Because he was reading'
-Merlin Season 4
While getting these quotes I wondered if I should just copy and paste the script for the Avengers and be done with it. Then I thought ‘nah this is WAY more fun!’
: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
: [discussing attacking Loki] They're basically gods.
: [Over telephone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
: I thought we were having a moment.
: [to crowd] Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
: [to Captain America] You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle.
: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
- Avengers (BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!!)
DRAGON PRIDE METER:
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
'Silence is golden,Duct tape is silver'
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
Copy and Past this onto your profile if you’ve looked through other people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few by observation, and the rest to test the electric fences for themselves
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile. (HECK YES!)
If you automatically tune in to a conversation whenever anyone mentions Merlin, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.
If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile
Copy and bold those that apply to you.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
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If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
And remember only two defining forces have ever
And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul,
If you agree... Keep it going
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
12 Characters- Ok so I've seen this on like a million accounts so...here I go :)
All of the characters are in girl scouts (hmmm...). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?
All of the characters go camping together and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?
Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?
What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?
What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?
Each of the characters have purchased a brand new computer. Which would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?
1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do? So me and Gwaine are out (Wouldn’t HE be the one drunk?? Just saying…) and we’re savagely attacked by a drunk Arthur (Backwards much..) Gwaine would kick his butt as usual J then we’d continue on our way like nothing happened.
2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
Everyone would hate Gwen and Flynn’s butts for cheating.
4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Percival and Morgana are making out when Hiccup walks in, Hiccup stares at them then faints from the shock.
5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Harry and Hermione fall in love and Merlin is jealous because his girlfriend died, so he secretly broads until Arthur makes him feel better by giving him a noogie.
6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
YES! Who wouldn’t want a ride on Toothless?
7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Percival is an awesome knight and Gaius is an old physician. He could kick Gaius’s butt any day.
8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
Harry and Flynn are about to get married when Gwen stops the ceremony. She stops it because it is SO wrong and Flynn has someone.
9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.
…uhh…how about ‘The most wrong romance in history’
10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."
Merlin and Gwen are in a happy relationship until Gwen runs off with Arthur (how dead on) Merlin, broken hearted has a short relationship with Neville (NOOO!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Gaius (Dies from the horror) then follows the wise advise of Gwain (*snorts* wise?) and finds true love with Hermione.
Well, that was horrific!!!
I hope you had fun reading my insane profile!!! :)
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