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Author has written 2 stories for Glee, and Immortals series, Alyson Noel.

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OK I WANNA HAVE A LIL RANT BOUT THIS WHOLE S MEYERS AIN'T A GOOD WRITER WELL IF SHE AIN'T A GOOD WRITER Y HAS OVER 47 MILLION COPIES OF HER BOOKS BEEN SOLD ANSWER IT


Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!
... OR ATLEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DONT THEY ARENT TRUE TWILIGHTERS!


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.


If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile


The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
(I'm white, but racism makes me want to kick somebody's butt! IT.IS.WRONG.)


87%of teenagers would cry if someone called them a 'freak'
copy and paste this if your part of the 13% that would say 'what gave you the first clue'


1.YOUR REAL NAME: robyn
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):robizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):purple puppy
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name:fleur woodlands grove
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):cocroles
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): saphire coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's first name):ceiuet
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names): maggie paul (i used my mums 'nickname' as she doent have a middle name and i ain't gunna be called paul)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of your first pet): black snowy ( i think ;P)


Difference between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


AN IMPORTANT POEM!! PLEASE STOP AND READ!!

I went to a party, Mom And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn’t drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now I’m lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, “This girl is going to die.”

I’m sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put “Daddy’s Girl” on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I’d still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I’m getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I’m so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say I love you, Mom So I love you and good-bye.

--Unknown Author


One message:

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.


Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye"


Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Put this on your proflie if you think abortion is wrong.

-bye.


╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it to!


Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you." (too true)

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." "ditto"

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped." ( that's a bit rude huh)

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants, don't you?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over." ( well that is very very ...true)

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (got this of stevie rae johnson's profile cause i thought wow this is cool )


PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE:
1.) People can have dirty minds sometime
2) Your friends go ewww everytime you use the word it
3.) Fanfiction and Twilight rocks
4.) Its hard having a secound life no one knows about
5.) You have 3 different personalities. Family, friends, and new people
6.) Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz should definitly hook up
7.) You have a dysfunctional family that you love


i dont beleive these and im not fraid to die but i care for my family *cough not cough* but i think murder would be a horrid way to die but i only reposted this because well i felt like ' i wanna scare people'

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

just cos i love 2 scare y'all


AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile


I promise to remember Zoey, when I'm caught between two loves,

I promise to remember Stevie Rae, when someone says evil, good must rise above

I promise to remember the twins, whenever I talk about fashion

I promise to remember Damien, when for vocab someone has a passion

I promise to remember dragon, when someone loses a loved one

I promise to remember Anastasia, when I stand up for what I believe in

I promise to remember Aphrodite, when I seethe popular girl at school

I promise to remember Neferet, when the world someone wants to rule

I promise to remember Darius, when someone loves me unconditionally

I promise to remember Rephaim, whenever a raven flies by me

I promise to remember Stark, when someone's a little cocky

I promise to remember Jack, whenever I use technology or hear defing gravity

I promise to remember Lenobia, whenever I see a horse

I promise to remember Kalona, whenever I love someone, to much, of course

Yes, I promise to remember the House of Night, wherever I may go,

So everyone may see my obsession, because I know what the House of Night fans know


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H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rikki C., Cleo S., Emma G., Bella H.
Foreseen by StevieRae2011 reviews
Sequel to Destined. Really the same summary as Destined. Kalleb, Layla, Joi, and Cassidy are all 7 years old. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ ALL OF DESTINED! R&R! You know you want to!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
The Justice Reaper by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO TSK & TWS: After his time at Hogwarts, Edward knows that Bella and he are destined to be parents. Unfortunately, their time on Isle Esme sets other, more ominous events in motion too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,409 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
Elemental by Pheonix 143 reviews
Minutes after Edward leaves her, Bella discovers she is a mutant. And unlike any of the humans, she is okay with becoming one. As long as it lets her see more of HIM.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella
Two is Company by Scarlett Rose Monroe reviews
A new girl gets the same full mark as zoey and new powers? what happens when erick and her have a relationship unknown to even them? And what happens when she doesn't only bring her bags to HON but a crazy ex-boyfriend?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Zoey R., Erik N.
All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Perfection by xxpipxx reviews
Mara Jaffray was happy. Mara Jaffray had finally gotten it right. Jerome Clarke needed to get over it. JARA
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,032 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Mara J., Jerome C. - Complete
A Change of Instinct by xxpipxx reviews
"Mara, Mick's a meathead!" Those words are what potentially ended his chances with her, but what if he'd stopped himself before he'd said them? Would everything be different? JARA.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete
Seeing the invisible by glee-finchel-4ever reviews
"Oh, God. Their screams will haunt me." Friendship between Quinn, Mercedes and Rachel. Involves kidnap.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rachel B.
The Other Woman by Sneaky Snarky Subs reviews
Something sinister is stalking Seattle. Items near and dear to Bella are popping up with each new body that's found. Will the killer be caught before they catch her or will she catch them herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella - Complete
Mermaids in New York by Dragonofthefourelements reviews
The girls go to NY city to meet the Russos and explore NY. Clueless to each other's secrets, Emma and Justin fall under her mermaid love spell. Then, the girls dicover a new moon pool and realize that they're not the only mermaids anymore. TY myVampire24!
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Justin R., Emma G.
Not What it Seems by DArKSP4rK reviews
Bella is the one who was marked. Not Zoey. Bella goes to Forks, hiding from Neferet as she thinks she escaped the change into vamp. Bella runs into Edward and 2 different vamps collide.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
Secrets and Lies by ClewisforLife reviews
A Clane/Clewis fanfic. Zane tells Cleo he loves her, Cleo isnt sure between Zane and Lewis, Lewis is cheating on Cleo with Rikki, Emma is confused. Rated K
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Cleo S., Zane B.
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars by Saint Jelli reviews
She has been a killer since the age of four. Now, shes going to school. How will they react to the scars on her back, and the strange way she acts? And how will she react to them? Bella OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Guardian of My Heart by causewerewolvesdontsparklexx reviews
What if Bella wasn't just a silly human? When Bella turns 18, a drastic change will occur and change her life forever. Set in New Moon. Edward hasn't left. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,195 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Demigod by Jazzii reviews
The beautiful Bella Swan moves to forks with her Dad, thats where she meets Edward Cullen and his Family who have a secret. But What they don't know Bella also has a important secret just as more important as there. Shes not all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Mermaid's Man by Queen of Spar Oom reviews
With the third member of The Mermaid's Men club,things between the mermaids and their guys have never been better But when a strange eclipse hits Mako Lewis and Ash investigate. But its not the girls they should worry about! R & R H20 Fans! mastakes fixed
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008
Holes and Water by EdwardnBellaCullen88 reviews
Rikki gets sent to Camp Greenlake in America. Will she want to leave after her 18 months?
Crossover - Holes & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Rikki C.
The Susan Code 2: Where we belong by LucyCrewe11 reviews
The whole gang is back. Now with four Mermaids and the unexpected return of an old friend the secret may be even harder to keep. Mako Island itself may even be in danger. Will the mermaids and their friends FINALLY end up where they truly belong?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,034 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Cleo S. - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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wonderland
song-fic to natalia kills wonderland. Ever's listening to wonderland on the radio and thinks about damen. After Blue Moon
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ever, Damen
secrets reviews
My name is Rachel Barbra Berry, when I was young I was recrutes by an agency for assassins. nobody knows except the two people I trust most Noah puck and Finn. This is my story of how we get out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rachel B., Puck