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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3099037, Profile Updated: 03-23-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello there... I kinda forgot to do this a while ago, so I'm going to do it now.

I enjoy fanfiction sometimes more than I enjoy the actual show or book series. What I like and like to read goes in stages, one day it'll be Static Shock, the next Harry Potter, and it changes frequently. I am the nerdiest girl you might ever find and I am very proud of it. I do tend to voice my opinions (quite loudly) in most of my stories, and if you happen to disagree with me to the point it bothers you, just don't read. For example, if you happen to believe that gay people shouldn't get married, first of all, why are you on this site? That's like all I've seen. Secondly, gay pairings are like the basis of my stories, and I, myself, plan to get married to some lovely young lady some day and we won't care what you think.

And just as a general precaution: I own nothing except the plot of the stories I write. You better be happy about that, because other wise it would just be a bunch of smut and nothing would ever get done.

UPDATE: August 27th, 2012

I am alive, I am writing, I will be posting to my story eventually. Honestly I am just so stuck right now in my plot that it sucks.

BUT- I have fantastic news, soon I will be taking over one of the sweetest stories ever.It is a Harry Potter story. The author was so kind to let me take over as long as I give her credit and junk. Sooo, here we go. Her name is Kitty mama and her story is My Beautiful Raven. If you plan on reading my version of the story, go check it out, it is well worth your time. It is the alternative universe in which Harry is a creature who spends his life protecting his mate. It is a completed story, but there is almost a twenty year time leap that I would like to fill in.

UPDATE: March 23nd, 2013

I've been having problems with my account here recently, but as they seem to be all fixed, I will resume updating on a fairly regular basis *no promises*

Problems I Have With Harry Potter:

1) People die for stupid reasons, such as:

Sirius Black - killed by drapery.

Albus Dumbledore - This is a very controversial one, because he was going to die anyway because he touched a cursed ring, but you would think a man of his age would have just a tiny bit more self control then that

Dobby - that one was just plain wrong, the others I can handle, but Dobby?

Fred - now we only have one twin, and he only has one ear

Tonks and Lupin - they had a son, and now they're dead? Not cool

Severus Snape - I just think this one is stupid, Harry didn't even try to save him? He can't hate Snape that much

2) There are no gay people...except maybe Collin Creevy...but he died...

Favorite Pairings:





I'm sure there are some more but I can't think of them at the moment

Realllllly, Reaalllly bad pairings

Snape/almost any student, this includes but is not limited to: Hermione, Draco, and the twins

Draco/Lucius ... not going there



So thank you, and goodnight!

Also, there are my stories, if you think I am special enough for you to read them... they're right there, feel free to click on one... I can't wait around all day. I have more smut- I mean fanfiction to write. Nope... I'm running out of patience here, you've spent all your time reading this when you could have been reading one of my stories. In case you're wondering, they are right here \/

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Happily Ever Afterish by funnyjester reviews
Harry gets whisked away into the wondrous worlds of Fairy tales. And who is his very own 'knight and shining Armor?" Why Voldemort of course. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,314 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forbidden Gate by MidnightEmber reviews
Something, someone calls to him deep within the bowels of the Department of Mysteries and the Dark Lord needs to know what it is especially if it is linked to the Potter's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,180 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 5/14/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 5,183 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Better in the Dark by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is struggling after the loss of Sirius but discovering that he isn't a Potter pushes him over. Now that he knows the truth what should he fight for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,190 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Blind Devotion by Conssunshine581 reviews
20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
The Catalyst by AozoraNoShita reviews
Sassy! Rated T for excessive swearing. "Jesus Christ but this was ridiculous. Completely ridiculous, but still: his brother and his angel were actually interested in each other and had no intention of doing anything about it. Which meant that Dean was going to have to do something about it."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Defenceless by mangacrack reviews
Sam gets de-aged.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Once Upon A Time by mortenavida reviews
When Lucius' mate died during the War, he thought he would join her in the afterlife. Along comes Harry Potter and things change, hopefully for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cradle Will Fall by Aleisha Potter reviews
Sequel to "Bough Breaks": Life goes on for the Winchesters, though a much more domestic life than either brother ever thought, but the looming threat of Eve still hangs over the weird family they've managed to form... when Mother turns her attention to...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,152 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel
With You by MidnightEmber reviews
The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,300 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
To Have a Name by marksmom reviews
Severus gains custody of an abused and strangely silent seven year old Harry Potter. Severus OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Family by irishchic799 reviews
When the Ministry passes a new law, Severus Snape's life changes drastically. The story of the adoption of a strange little boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Severus S., OC
According to Plan by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry hadn't planned on attending Draco's stupid party. He hadn't planned on sleeping with his enemy either. But nothing went according to plan when Harry Potter was involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
you look so fine by Michi the Killer reviews
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When the Bough Breaks by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean could blame it on Gabriel, because EVERYTHING could be blamed on the Trickster, or he could blame it on Sam, for knowing the possibility and not telling him, hell, he could even probably blame Cas but in the end, he knew the blame lay with him...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Death Brought Us Together by Lauressa reviews
When Harry comes to the realization that he is unable to complete the task that the order has placed upon his shoulders, killing, he makes a wish for a different chance. Unknowing that his wish has set off a chain reaction. Set at the end of DH. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bloodlines by romulus-girl reviews
Harry finds out that he is a Veela, he has a mate, and that not every one he thought he could trust are trustworthy. Ignores most of books 5-7. HPSS NLDM. Title subject to change. Slash. Unbetaed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Beautiful Raven by Kitty mama reviews
What if Harry was a very Rare Creature? What if he was a Domenent determand do save his Mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Between Two Hearts by quote intangible reviews
No words are necessary between two loving hearts. James and Carlos like to express their love with Sharpie instead. Fluffy oneshot, James/Carlos slash, and written for the BTR Kink meme
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Making A Politician Shut Up: A Lover's Guide by Lokifan reviews
Draco is the youngest member of the Wizengamot; being a politician has not made him quieter. Harry would just like one damn evening without Draco running his mouth. Warning: D/s, gagging, bondage, humiliation, orgasm delay cock ring . It's fluffy though!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
His Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Just a short drabble about Severus's newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, "A Means of Survival," or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Firedancer by La Morraine reviews
[Updated 2015] After the war everything has changed. Lucius feels the strain of loss deeply, even years after Voldemort's death, but suddenly, after being dragged into a Muggle circus by Snape and falling hard for a talented artist, a firedancer, everything changes again and the bitterness isn't so hard to bear ... Veela!Lucius x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Pack Mates by dragonpearlz reviews
Remus is sick and Harry sticks around to take care of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Recovery by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, but is badly injured. Can Severus help him find the will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving Harry by Most Slytherin of Gryffindors reviews
AU. What happens if Harry Potter killed himself after he fulfilled the prophecy? Severus goes back in time to change Harry’s Hogwarts years. Not HPSS but will have slash pairings. Harry won’t be paired for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
An Unwilling Ownership by Lanta reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
43 Months by Lanta reviews
Due to a potions accident, Severus Snape was accidentally transformed into a three year old. After over three and a half years of being looked after by Harry Potter, an antidote has finally been found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In The Shower by shadowycat reviews
Fanfic authors are always saying that they get their best ideas in the shower. Want to know why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Such a Sin by sumisweet reviews
It is upon Draco's bad luck that his best friend Pansy is an absolute maniac. Being a 'concerning friend', Pansy decided that Draco's virginity must be destroy before the school finds out. Meet Harry Potter! Five hundreds per hour and guarantee no relatio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dragon Lovers by Batsutousai reviews
Charlie/Draco warning! Abuse warning! With the Malfoy Manor in turmoil, Draco finds himself at the home of his boyfriend, and his worst nightmares. Can the Weasley's and Harry get Draco to change sides?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Draco M., Charlie W.] Harry P. - Complete
Your Guide to Becoming a Vampire reviews
One mistake can change everything. Harry is taking a night time stroll when he is attacked. Who else would find him but Severus Snape, his hated potions master. Together they must survive Harry's Change while battling a Dark Lord. No slash, father-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.