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Whassup? Here's a montage of Epical quotes.

This one is my friend, AngelofFluffiness:

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

These next two made me laugh extremely hard

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

- When you ask to use the restroom, you stand up on your chair and shout "I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!"

- When you come back from the restroom, you slam open the door and shout "MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!!"

What my father taught me:

1. My father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My father taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My father taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My father taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My father taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My father taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My father taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My father taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My father taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your mother!"

15. My father taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have a wonderful father like you do."

16. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My father taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My father taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My father taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your mother."

23. My father taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My father taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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We Are Spartans! by TDSonic135 reviews
Take a trip down the life of a spartan named Soul. Along with his friends Black Star and Kid. After the battle of Marathon, Athens is in trouble. They need help and ask the Spartans. 300 of them fight with Athens against the Persians. Will they survive?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Soul Eater
21 Days by sassy-seadwellers reviews
Its Spring Break and the crew of seven are off to the Shibusen Summer Cottage for 21 days! But what happens when Kids cousin arrives unexpectedly and stirs things up around the gang? Rated T for some mild language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Maka A., Death The Kid
Where Do We Go When We Die? by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! The day her mother's cryptic postcard arrived, Maka Albarn did something she had never done before and had never wanted to. She bought a slave! She had to, though, because he was inches from a cruel death. AU. Adult themes. MakaXSoul. (65 Chapters.) MOVED!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Mysterion Mythos: Cthulhu Fhtagn by Jizena reviews
Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan & Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help,and Butters & the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos & insanity. Kenny/Red, Style, others. M for violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 495,792 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
Transcendence by Captain Jules reviews
He was a Deathscythe now. It is as they wanted, so why do they suddenly feel so…hollow? But when a new threat is awakened, Maka Albarn finds a power within herself that has not been seen in centuries. And she is going to need a Deathscythe to use it. SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
TUMAW2:The Evil Has arose by ClockworkHoenn reviews
They are needed again. Maka and friends have been kidnapped by a evil man known as DarkLight. The Ultimates have to save them, or try dieing. The second story. Set after The Ultimate Meisters And Weapons.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
Bite Size by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
Started by blankdude, finished and reposted by myself. When an accident by Blair leaves Maka shrunken to 5in. high, Soul has to take care of her and protect her until Blair can turn her back into her normal size. Which is more difficult that it sounds...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Soul and Maka's Fluffy Family by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
A week after Fluffy Puppy, Soul brings home an abandoned puppy. Maka approves, but can Callie overcome her fears of the harmless puppy in her home? Soul and Maka can only hope as their fluffy adventures continue in part three of the Fluffy series!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Love and Band: A summer romance by TheGreatRinnim reviews
In the first story, Soul and Maka fell in love. Now they spend the summer with the famouse Evans family, now fun, games, drama...and sex are instore for our lovers.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Choices by colleenrawr reviews
It's Mari's junior year at South Park High and she finds it to be filled with love, drama, broken hearts, friendship, and choices. OC STORY.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011
The Ultimate Meisters and Weapons by ClockworkHoenn reviews
Stein has a new plan to defeat the Kishin. There is a secret Meister and a secret Weapon that live in each state. They are stronger than a death scythe. No one thought that was possible. Join the DWMA students as they find the Ultimate Meisters & Weapons.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Meisters, Weapons, Shinigamis & You by xXHikariRenXx reviews
Once you have taken that path, there is no turning back... Double agent Maka Albarn never hesitated to kill. That is until she meets Soul Evans, one with a sealed destiny and the rest of the GANG..? Can they save her from the dark path she's heading?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,829 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Soul Admiration by snowbunnie13 reviews
Second in the Soul Equilibrium series. Maka was about to lift her hand to chop him but couldn't. There must be something wrong with her! "Soul, quick, make fun of my breasts!"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kissing Booth by Blainerschick012 reviews
A sad attempt from Maka to steal a kiss from a certain sexy white haired male; MakaSoul, SoulMaka, SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Teenagers by StartingWithSugar reviews
Boys these days. They only want one thing. Oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Soul's important to live lesson by TheGreatRinnim reviews
Soul has to teach for Stien as part of his death scythe studies. but what lesson should he teach...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Excalibur by Kotohime Haku reviews
When Excalibur meets Allen Walker and Kanda Yuu.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Elizabeth T./Liz
South Eater by RabuPep reviews
Oh, my! When you take the hilarity of South Park and collide it with the creepy craziness of Soul Eater, hijinks ensue! It's a crack-tastic crossover extravaganza with a sprinkle of shounen-ai !
Crossover - South Park & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011
Cheating Souls by Vampire Lolita reviews
Maka has a weapon named Soul Eater. Riku has a weapon named Soul Eater. Coincidence? I think not. Find out who's cheating on who. Oneshot. Sebatian's Devil Girl"s birthday present!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Riku, Soul Eater - Complete
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SoulEater Truth or Dare reviews
Ah, the tiime has come to force our Main's to do...epic shizz Anyway, Send Truths or Dares Rated T for toast, May change to M for marshmellows.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
New Form, New Power reviews
When Soul and Maka are out hiking they find somthing..odd very odd Soul Eater Xover D. Gray Man
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.