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Manifest Destiny by BlueWay reviews
"War is the motherfucking answer." - Cpl. Josh Ray Person, Generation Kill
Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 515,933 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Itami, OC
The Siege of Shanxi by Made Nightwing reviews
2157: The Turian Hierarchy launches a secretive war against a new species known as 'humanity'. The first major battleground is the outlying colony world of Shanxi, defended by the 3rd Garrison Division of the Systems Alliance Marines. With overwhelming odds against them, the hopes of Shanxi rest with the fledgling Alliance fleet...and unlikely allies within the ranks of their foes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 157,551 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 7/8/2011
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Tiger's Spring by BobBQ reviews
A loner seeking answers. An outcast seeking acceptance. A hero seeking purpose. Each left a mark on the Zone, just as it marked them.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,706 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 6/17/2009
Just Another Day in the Seychelles by The Fighting Irishman reviews
Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Ocelot, Venom S., K. Miller, Quiet
Choice: A RWBY College AU by elfenlied1012 reviews
After Ruby Rose lost her mother opportunities were slim until the Long family stepped in. Now in a new college, new country, new home, with new people she has all the opportunities in the world. All she has to do is chose. RWBY College A.U. Romance/slice of life. Contains White Rose among other things (Mostly F/F).
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,383 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna - Complete
Roadtrip by mamuzelkc reviews
K-L-EO enjoyed selling wares in Goodneighbor. She also loved destroying things. She, did not, however, intend under any circumstances to destroy Goodneighbor. Rated T for extreme violence and adult themes. May be smut, published separate from this work. Who knows? The story is young!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6 - OC, Piper W., J. Hancock, Nick Valentine
Summer Nights in Space by sisirongana reviews
Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,661 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Knee Deep in the River by robertskycard reviews
As winter sets in, a crippled Ellie tries her best to find her friend, Elizabeth, who has been captured by an unsavory character, and Joel, whom she last saw fighting for his life. Amanda, wounded and desperate, is thrust into a world she has worked so hard to avoid. Four people. Four stories. One family.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
Familiar faces by Delsch89 reviews
The Courier goes to the Tops to enjoy some music. Little does she know that Tommy has a new entertainer, someone she had never expected to see again. Spoilers. Rated M due to some strong language in later chapters. (Unlikely to be continued on, check profile for why)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Courier, Dean D., Raul T. - Complete
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lone Wanderer, OC - Complete
Luck Be A Lady Tonight by cally777 reviews
New Vegas is the place to make bets for the highest stakes, and Cass wants to make one with Veronica. For her virginity.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,257 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Cass, Veronica S.
From the Underground by El Stormo reviews
Even a bullet in the head is not always the end. And those who survive tend to want only two things: answers or revenge. And very often, both.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 86 - Words: 430,621 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Courier - Complete
HAYLO: The Parody From Hell by Ridley the Violator reviews
The Chief and his erotic lover Cortana must confront both the Covenant and a gang of very obnoxious original characters. More importantly, they confront the Chief's host of personality flaws, such as his extreme racism, questionable sexuality, disturbing psychosis, incredible stupidity, and general insanity. But is there a darker threat still? *Now with left justified paragraphs!*
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 66,024 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Cortana, OC - Complete
Viva New Vegas by Cressida Isolde reviews
Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 211,871 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Vileness of Man by LoveShattersWindows reviews
Full description in first chapter. Takes place 7 years after Dishonored. After being convicted of heresy by the new High Overseer, Corvo is forced to recuse himself from Emily's service to protect her image. How will the empire fair without our beloved Lord Protector, and how will he return to the empress' side? Carefully supports the notion that Corvo is NOT Emily's father. CxE
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,104 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Corvo A., Emily K.
Uplifted: Last Days by DarkDanny reviews
These are the last days. The last days of the Third Reich, the last days of the Western Front and the last days of Humanity being alone in the universe. The world is about to change; but will it be for the better?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 121,373 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC, Illusive Man - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
1,000,001 Shells by Elira Rose reviews
Just a parody about what I think would happen after the Dovahkiin dies...and is confronted by the group of figures who all say they have claim to her in the afterlife.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath - Complete
Uplifted: Revolution by DarkDanny reviews
Millions are being shipped to extermination camps across Europe, the Allied bombing raids are growing more fierce, the Sixth Army in Stalingrad is on the verge of collapse and the Anglo-American invasion of North Africa has become a reality. The insanity that is the Third Reich is beginning to show. But little does anyone know that revolution is in the air. The uprising has begun..
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,507 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC, Illusive Man - Complete
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Oh Hell no! by Dixie990 reviews
Shepard and her comrades find some interesting images on the extranet, much to poor Garrus's dismay! Was a one shot just for kicks... now with added stupidness for more kicks! :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Love You Madly by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
The Pathetic Vault Dweller's Survival Guide by SeraphimVanguard reviews
Here for you, my pathetic vault dweller, is a survival guide built just for you. The Capitol Wasteland is indeed, a horrible place, but with this guide's help, you'll be a pro adventurer in no time!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Vault Dweller
Fifty Shades of Blue by RaptorAssassin reviews
Sordid tales of eroticism from the darkest corners of the galaxy, hot from the most degenerate pages of Fornax. It's pretty much Caligula, you guys. But with aliens. Hot aliens. That are hot. If you're uncomfortable than I'm doing it right. Rated MA for NSFW xenophilic blasphemies that will forever destroy your headcanon. Updated not so regularly. Comic relief from my serious fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
Misadventures in the Mohave by nukavictory reviews
Why is it that when the Courier punches out their dying companion, suddenly everything is all well again? Why is it that sleeping in a bed for an hour suddenly heals them completely? Are they a voodoo doctor? Have they sold their soul to Caesar? And most worryingly, have they recently turned anyone into a newt? Rated T for Terrific.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Courier
Duality Effect by xXWintersDescent reviews
The galaxy is tottering on the brink of destruction from a race of mysterious synthetic beings. The geth are reappearing, their top Spectre has gone rogue, and Ambassador Udina won't stop calling. But the Council can handle all that. What they really weren't expecting...was Zierrah Shepard's shotgun-toting, biotic renegade of a little sister. ParagonShep/Kaidan, RenegadeShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker
Not Cut Out For This by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A supposedly simple mission turns out to be filled with complications. Small, noisy complications that wreak havoc on the entire crew. Somewhat crack-y.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
A Little Assistence by RenaKade reviews
Tali worries she has failed in satisfying John's needs, and is too afraid to talk to him about it. She then gets an idea and heads to Kasumi's door for help. What emotions will this action bring forth? Tali/Kasumi/M.Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G. - Complete
A Very Special Fill For A Very Special Prompt by CobaltAC reviews
A little fill I did for a very... "special" prompt on the Mass Effect KinkMeme. Garrus and Tali cuckold Commander Shepard, the generic, human male soldier.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Vault 106 by Alba Raile reviews
Fallout Kink Meme Fill. Prompt: "Make Butch cry." Multi fill. Chapter 5 contains Baby Tunnel Snake related information.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Butch DeLoria - Complete
Roadkill by xXSaberXx reviews
A genetically spliced human-dog Courier from Vault 63 tries her best not to die. M for swearin' and sexin' and drinkin'.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
L4D Double Feature by xmodius reviews
Sequel to Movie Night. After a night to remember, the group "visitor" mysteriously disappears. As the four pursue their missing companion, they discover they have more in common than one night of passion, and more to look forward to than just movies.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 220,847 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Witch, Bill - Complete
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shepard (F)
Appetizers by Farky-fark and the Munky Bunch reviews
I'm really sorry about the title, it's a lame joke. These are one-shots about each of the Daedric Princes that I'm writing as a sort of set-up for a dinner party with all of them. Get it? Appetizers before a dinner party...? See, told you it was lame.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Azura, Sheogorath, Hircine, Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
A Touch of Stupidity by Ninjaholic reviews
The Courier, the so called "Messiah" of the Mojave. The one who would eventually rule it with peace. Except for one problem, he's really slow in the mental department
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Courier
The Diary of Commander Shepard by yo-sirrah reviews
The audio-diary of a certain Commander Jane Shepard as she records her adventures on her initial mission as humanity's first spectre.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shepard (F)
Fallout 3: Aqua Vitae by commandocucumber reviews
Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,553 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons - Complete
Favourite Store On The Citadel by JChandley reviews
A collection of silly one-shots featuring Shepard and his ever lovable crew. Cue a nervous Shepard,a famous Tali, an underrepresented Joker and of course, the enigmatic Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011
The Nefarious Nature of Snow by Blackdeer7 reviews
Shepard hates snow. "…snowflakes dropping out of the sky like foul demons determined to turn the landscape into the cold, forsaken underworld!" Tali disagrees. A fluffy, seasonal romp. FShep/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Patriots by Pookie2 reviews
The Courier assists in the final preparations for war. Part 12 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Courier, Arcade G. - Complete
Back to the West: The Corps of Rediscovery by AKDyadyaVasya reviews
Elder Lyons calls for a small expedition back to the west to reconnect with the Brotherhood leadership. Brotherhood and Outcasts join together again, and set off on a journey that will prove to be a lot more treacherous than any of them expected. COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,828 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
What to Do in the Mojave When It's Freezing by AlphaMonkey reviews
Veronica has a problem: she can't ever seem to get warm. Thankfully, her new traveling companion doubles as a human space heater.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
Beyond The Endgame by C. de la Fere reviews
Shepard finds out what happens after Mass Effect 2's credits roll. Inspired by Playstation's Commercial: For Michael! Some Cursing, mostly in Italian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Pretty Pictures by Loethlin reviews
Shepard sent Kelly to lure Morinth into the trap. It almost went awry. Fortunately, Kelly has tricks up her sleeve. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kelly C., Morinth - Complete
One Plus One Equals? by AlphaMonkey reviews
Former Mojave Express Courier Dexter Rollins attempts to explain basic mathematics to several citizens of the Mojave Wasteland. It goes about how you'd expect. That is to say, poorly.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Wacky Wasteland by KSherwood reviews
A series of misadventures across the Wasteland, taking the Weird Wasteland perk to the extreme! Legionaries are inept, Lakelurks learn to sing, Nightkin defend patches of flowers, and more! Each chapter is a separate story. Final chaper Xmas story!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Armored by FloridaMagpie reviews
A power-armored knight takes on a quest to save a child, and finds more than she bargained for. So due to popular demand - thanks for all the PMs and reviews, guys - this is no longer a one-shot. Let's see where it goes, shall we?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Lone Wanderer
Secrets of a VATS Cameraman by VioletPistol reviews
Stupidity. That's what you need to know about this. Courtesy of the prompt on Falloutkinkmeme: "I want outtakes courtesy of the V.A.T.S camera-man. I want these outtakes to be scenes or simply quotes from funny movies."
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Courier
Disingenuous Assertions by Subject 0 reviews
Shepard has had enough of them. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Lonesome Road by Drone person reviews
A poem about the FNV DLC, Lonesome Road
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
weird day at the strip by Dr-J33 reviews
an unintelegent courier, a dress obsessed scribe, and a robot that can only speak in internet quotes search for a treacherous casino owner in a swivel chair... yep its weird
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Courier, Veronica S. - Complete
For Science! by Pookie2 reviews
When the Courier went to see a Midnight Science Fiction Feature, she didn't realize she'd be the one starring in it! Part 10 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual content.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Courier - Complete
Robot Pony is Best Pony by AlphaMonkey reviews
The ultimate in equestrian robotics. Unleashed now upon the Capital Wasteland. Best start praying.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Little Red EnviroSuit by TDA792 reviews
Raela'Shepard wants her father to read her a story. See if you recognise it... Rated T to be safe. WARNING: May contain D'Aaaww
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Golden Years by Pookie2 reviews
The Courier appeals to the Great Khans while Raul questions his usefulness in life. Part 9 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Courier, Raul T. - Complete
Left 4 Dead Interviews! by Max8080 reviews
Starring Max! The creator of Percy Meet Dora returns in another attempt at lulz. Review and ask the characters questions, and they will answer! Unwillinly, of course. NOTE: No zombies were harmed in the making of this fanfiction. Much.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
Crossing That Bridge by Pookie2 reviews
The Courier decides where her loyalties lie, and begins to learn the consequences. Part 8 of the "All the Things You Are" storyline. Rated for language, violence, sexual innuendo.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Francis Kitt Presents: Spectre: A Dramedy! by DarkDanny reviews
Connection Series: Tali and Shepard are bored so they decide to take in movie. They never get to watch it thanks to a trailer roughly based on his adventures in 2183. Pretty much the most insane thing I have ever written.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
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Along The Path
Team RNJR continues their journey to Haven Academy, Mistral. But there are many twists and turns before they arrive at their ultimate destination, these small adventures will make them stronger prepared to face the darkness.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Published: 7/5 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Keep Moving Forward reviews
The path is long, and the going rough. Some are scattered to the wind, others lost in the dark. But in the end, all come back to the light.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/17 - Ruby Rose - Complete