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Joined 07-24-11, id: 3100723, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 19 stories for Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Kingdom Keepers, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and To Kill a Mockingbird.

"991, what's your emergency?"

"Yeah, my daughter just collapsed screaming and crying in front of our TV and now she's screaming something about... The Moff? I'm really scared for her and she's saying something about a Doctor..."

That's right, we got another batsh*t crazy Whovian in here.

My favorite companions: ClassicWho-Jo, NewWho-Amy
If you try and make me choose a favorite Doctor then I'ma cut a bitch.

I'm the captain of the good ship RiverEleven, and we make frequent rest stops so you can gather your feels once in a while.

I love River because the answer to who she is is as complicated as the question. I like me a good enigma once in a while. Don't worry, my grammar is legitimately better than that specific sentence demonstrates...

WARNING: THIS IS MULTIFANDOM TERRITORY


Just so you're not surprised when you see my story categories bouncing all over the place... I have attention deficit disorder, so that's the main reason why I start so many things at once.

Within the BBC, I'm also part of the Torchwood and DUN DUNDUUUUN I am also a Sherlockian. Although I honestly think we should be called Sherlock's Holmies... God I love tumblr.

I can't digest lactose. I'm a Hufflepuff!
My Harry Potter OTP is NevillexLuna, and I was really I MEAN REALLY disappointed when they didn't end up together.
Bellatrix LeStrange is one crazy BAMF, 'nuff said. Please don't judge me by my singular BellaFic, it was the first thing I posted. I've definitely improved much as a writer since then.
PotterFan4Ever writes some of the best NextGen fanfic around, so you might want to check her out. Pft I'm not just whoring her out because she's my best friend...

I can't decide if I'm a Brony or a Pegasister... Brony seems to be the prevalent term for one who canters through the MLP:FiM fandom, but Pegasister would make more sense for all the ladies out there...

PFT, since when has gender ever mattered? Just take a gander at Team Starkid... Joe Walker. And Lauren, I mean I've never seen a better portrayal of Draco Malfoy than as played by this delightful woman. Like, she's even more delightful than Mama Umbridge. I take that back, but only because I don't want to feel the sting of Mama's lil love hand... This chillun' don't need no tough lovin.

So I have a lot more fandoms that I'm part of, but for those I generally read more than write. So I guess I just won't mention them? IDFK, if you want you can PM me I guess.

My tumblr is mooshymoomoo.tumblr.com

My DeviantART username is Bellaminion, I do photography, portraits, and digital art. I'm also working on a cosplay, but it's top secret Sweetie. Spoilers!

And no, that wasn't a hint.

If you would like to see my delightfully awkward face, then you could go to my YouTube channel...

Just search "Emma Glovely". That's not really my last name but... Let's just say it's a long story for another time. And also boring. So yeah.

Ridley Pearson's Kingdom Keepers Blog: wildride.ridley.blogspot.com

The Kingdom Keepers Movie Petition: petitiononline.com/disneysb/petition.html


"Now remember Anne, there are no walls, no bolts, no locks that anyone can put on your mind."

Otto Frank to Anne, The Diary of Anne Frank

Needs no reason
Comes from the heart
This is passion
This is art.

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Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Dance Me to the End of Love by bunghoney reviews
This is Eleven's first "dance" with River, a fic that has been written over and over again, I suppose, but I couldn't really keep my fingers off it - I have this picture of him being so very cute and insecure when this happens so I had to give my version of it. Fluff! Smut! PWP! A two-parter with next chaper coming up soon. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Hello Baby by fawkester reviews
One-shot Eleven/River fluff (yes River is pregnant - I'm sorry apparently that's all I can write right now) Feedback is always appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Bowties, Fezes and Stetsons by The-Doctors-Song reviews
They aren't just accessories... NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT! But a COLLECTION of them... Rory and Amy appearance. WARNING! Some... intimate details... READ and REVIEW please. ELEVEN/RIVER
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
On this lovely Bella Notte and other Stories by FuTuRe-AniMaToR reviews
Amanda and Finn's first official date! And Others! I have also decided to write a bunch of one-shots based on old Disney songs! All the Keepers will be in the stories somehow.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Amanda L., Finn W.
The Beauty Underneath by Vaneria Potter reviews
OK, we can all agree that the Phantom mentioning Christine while Meg was holding a gun was just stupidity in action. So, what if he hadn't? "They were both flawed, broken, and perhaps that was what they needed. She saved him, and now he would save her." Meg/Phantom, mentions of Raoul/Christine. One-Shot.
Love Never Dies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Sweeney Todd: A Demonic Parody of Fleet Street by ToddLover13 reviews
Johanna's a pop star? The Judge and Beadle are married? Lucy is an Elvis Presley impersonator? Anthony's a cyber stalker? Toby wants to be a dentist? Pirelli switches between accents? God, what has this world come to? Rated T to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
In Which the TARDIS Happens by gallifrey calls now reviews
The Doctor promised Rose lovely planets. What they got was a shocked Hall full of children staring back at them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
and they all lived happily once upon a time by Snowy Ashes reviews
So he garnered his strength and smiled as if her question was silly, and if just a hint of his sadness still shone through, he could hardly be blamed; and anyway, the woman before him did not yet know him well enough to tell.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Just Felt Right by Mrs Rosa Riddle reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange becomes a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione is comforted by somebody she once hated. Contains femslash! Please R&R, I really appreciate feedback, good or bad. Chapter 15 added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,656 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Liar or Coward? by ILikeFemales reviews
After Narcissa, Severous, Lucius, and Bellatrix spend hours waiting for a late Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix begins to get bored. What heppens when she suggest playing a game?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
My Little Pony: The Generic Lemonfic by VictorSage reviews
Twilight and Rainbow Dash have sex with Luna Lovegood.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Opposite Timelines Equal Enemy Rights by Just A Mad Woman With A Box reviews
Just a little bit of River/Eleven fluff. Do not read if you don't like flirting! Severe Doctor/River flirting! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Her Demise by Meggie3367 reviews
Came the night when young Emily was to run away with her secretly betrothed...but things did not quite go as she had anticipated them.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Emily, Lord Barkis B. - Complete
Kingdom Keepers Songs by Catluver3 reviews
Parodies of songs about the Kingdom Keepers!
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011
Truth or Dare, If You Dare! by HazzasKitties reviews
ANOTHER Harry/Ginny FanFic, as always! :D But "Siriusly", Fred and George decided that Truth or Dare would be a good idea, and like in a few of my other fics, THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL. Also, Harry REALLY wants to tell a certain red-head how he feels... *HIATUS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Voldemorts Legacy by Bellaminion reviews
Bellatrix is in Azkaban...again, but she is saved. Who could have saved her and why? Takes place after the final battle at Hogwarts. I promise sotry is better than summery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
WACKY WIZARDS ONLINE CHATROOM by EveilB reviews
What happens when Voldemort and his Death Eaters begin to use chatrooms? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011
I'd Lie by FuTuRe-AniMaToR reviews
Amanda's REAL feelings for Finn. Not what you think... Has nothing to do with any other story I've done...Just something I came up with.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Amanda L., Finn W. - Complete
Dead Beating Heart by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Two years after his marriage to Victoria, Victor comes across a story that somehow seems quite familiar. When it becomes too familiar, he embarks to the Underworld, and in befriending a mysterious amnesiac, discovers a secret about his greatest adventure.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Victor V.
Search the Skies if You Must by TheEvanescentOne reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange has been given a mission by the Dark Lord to travel back in time to find him a very valuable object. On her mission, Bella comes across Mrs Lovett's meat pie shop where emotions run high and ice becomes thin. may be a T rating later
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L.
Winner at a Losing Game by FuTuRe-AniMaToR reviews
Charlene is obsessed with Finn...will Finn be able to break her from it? One-shot song/fic. All the Keepers are in this somewhere
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Charlene - Complete
Eminent Destruction by handschuhmaus reviews
The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no point in getting all annoyed! Just lie back and let the dulcet tones of the newest Jedi apprentice lull the Daleks into submission…or, maybe not. HP/Who/Trek/Star Wars/Les Mis/HHGttG X-over.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Voldemort
Midnight Awakenings by HazzasKitties reviews
Ron wakes Hermione up because he can't sleep. Takes place night after the Battle of Hogwarts. Sorry for the crappy title, but it pretty much sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Chatroom by NoSuchTriangle reviews
What happens when some wizards are in cyberspace? Hermione created this chatroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Black in Time by BellatrixHBC reviews
Before Bellatrix attempts to kill her captive mudblood, Hermione finds the time turner around her neck and ties it to Bellatrix. sending her back to the past. So far back, that she cannot find a way out and she will have to relive her days at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bellatrix L.
Do You Love Me? by Mrs Rosa Riddle reviews
Bellatrix's daughter sits alone in King's Cross station, pondering her unusual fears. Unfortunately, she decides to ask the question that Bellatrix hoped she would never ask. How will Bellatrix answer? One-shot. Reviews are appreciated. xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
The TARDIS's Room Of Requirement by oncomingpondswin reviews
"Doctor, you can get your basilisk into my Chamber of Secrets at anytime." One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Hogwarts: The Chatroom by Scolander reviews
What happens when Hogwarts finds an online chatroom? What happens when people start to confess their love? What happens when Boo Radley leaves the chatroom? Who knows? I don't! XD AVPM AND AVPS QUOTES INCLUDED! I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010
Melody's Memories by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
A humble fan's headcanon of River's timeline, as seen through the eyes of an older and wiser River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Dream Of Mirrors by Gangsta Aragorn 69 reviews
' Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi ' I show not your face but your heart's desire. Bellatrix Lestrange spends some time in front of the infamous mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bellatrix L., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Bellatrix Goes To Hell by actressen reviews
One got killed by a menopausal red-headed housewife. The other died when the man she fancied threw her into a furnace. It was friendship-at-first-sight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L. - Complete
An End to a Bad Week by Aeria reviews
River turns up on the TARDIS playing her usual games but doesn't realize that Doctor has had a bad week.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
What if Jellicles Had Chatrooms? by ILikeFemales reviews
wut if jellicles had chatrooms? lets find out!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: The Bipolar Parody of Fleet Street by Velvet Liquor reviews
The brooding misadventures of a depressive barber. Join Sweeney Todd as he gets sucked into a jaw-breaker, Anthony hides in Johanna's closet, and Spiderman joins Sweeney to destroy a killer lump of dough in Mrs. lovett's bakery. Sweeney/EVERYONE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
I Will Always Love You Lord Voldemort One Shot by VoldemortsDarkQueen reviews
Did Lord Voldemort love Bellatrix Lestrange?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Quandary by lightofhislife reviews
One-shot sorting of Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Cinnamon Rolls by LinkehCrescent reviews
Oh no! Mrs. Lovett spiked the icing! Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Penance by The Nightingale's Song reviews
Mrs. Lovett's dying thoughts.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Hell by Elinor Gaunt reviews
Mrs. Lovett contemplates her love. One sided Todd/Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Luna Lures Lucius by K. M. Fosgan reviews
This was is a one shot written for April Fools Day. Where Luna convinced Lucius to be in Hogwarts Cabaret night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Transformation by D. M. Robb reviews
A vignette depicting what Emily might have been thinking and feeling during her transformation at the end of the film.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Emily - Complete
Sweeney Todd the parody by Ratty Bjorn reviews
A Sweeney Todd parody chatroom style! Scary, no?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2006
Doctor Who by yamiangie reviews
a poem about The Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange Favorite Things by Lady Lestrange reviews
A poemsong that showcases Bellatrix Lestrange's twisted verson of her favorite things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Hakuna Matata, Harry... by Grommetik reviews
A (small and irritating) collection of spoofs involving the Harry Potter characters. if you haven't watched the Lion King or the Little Mermaid, you won't get this. R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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A Ride On the River reviews
Riverx11 smutfic. M for anniversary sex. The two are having a romantic evening in the canals of Venice when the Doctor has an idea, and River tries something new. AN: This started as an inside joke with a friend and turned into a sort of kinda Christmas gift. So yeah, here I present to you my first smutfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Carried Away reviews
What if things had happened differently on the way home from the pageant? An alternate ending for the story, written as an English project but posted here because reasons.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
What if? reviews
A sort of drabble of Amy's thoughts. Takes place directly after The Wedding of River Song. If you haven't seen that yet, then first of all Tsk Tsk, and second of all: Mild spoilers. Sorry Sweetie!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Let There Be Light! reviews
The Doctor, Amy, Rory, and River meet a very strange girl with a very strange problem. Rated T for mild language. It's amazing how easily offended some people are!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor
Gin Is The Answer reviews
The absurd sequel to the crossover parody "But I Said I Wanted A Sandwich." While Voldemort is happy to be able to dance again AVPM , Bella is exhausted and it's making killing people boring. Mr. T completely rejects Nellie when she tells him her plans of getting married and having private sexytimes by the Beautiful Freaking Sea. The answer is to get drunk. T for Language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L.
An Extremely LeStrange Story reviews
The start of Bellatrix Lestrange's new life. Did Mrs. Weasley kill her? Or was it all just a clever trick? A/N: yes, I just realized Dolores wrong. It didn't look right, but I was too lazy to look it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bellatrix L., Dolores U.
The Key To It All reviews
After the Doctor left, Donna's memory was wiped. She can't account for the things she's missed. But the one thing that bothers her most is a tiny metal key that doesn't seem to have a lock...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Donna N.
The Kingdom Keepers: Mischief Night reviews
The Keepers head to MK to keep guests safe during the Halloween party. Things go GRAVEly wrong. Pardon my pun. A/N ch1: Mickey's not so SCARY Halloween Party. I left out a word there, in the very first sentence!
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011
River's Melody reviews
A narration of River Song/ Melody Pond's life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
TARDIS Chatroom reviews
River and Rory set up some wifi in the Tardis... Some interesting conversations ensue. T for mild language/themes alcohol
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012
The Doctor Explains It All
Got a question about anything? Feel free to put it in our big, blue suggestion box. A Doctor will be with you shortly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - 11th Doctor
Who, exactly? reviews
About a girl who knows the truth. Based on real life. If you have similar experiences, tell me. I will form a London Investigative 'N' Detective Agency community if I get can at least 5 similar stories from other people.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
An Ode to The Kingdom Keepers reviews
A project for language arts I did last year. I'm sorry updates on all of my other stories are taking so long, I've been mega busy with school. I hope this pre-fabricated literary work woah, someone's gettin fancy! will suffice as a placeholder.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Rain Fall reviews
Bellatrix loves the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Ghost Stories reviews
To Wayne, the true magic of the parks comes at closing.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Wayne - Complete
But I Said I Wanted a Sandwich reviews
Voldemort tries Bella's patience, Mrs. Lovett is scared of a twig, and Mr. T freaks out- he's seeing double! T for mild language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L. - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar reviews
Based on Teardrops on My Guitar By T Swift Charlene just can't stop thinking about Finn. But she's stuck in the friend zone! Duhn duhn DUUUHN
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Charlene, Finn W. - Complete
Emily Waits reviews
This is kinda like a prequel to The Corpse Bride.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Emily - Complete
Crushed reviews
Some say that the worst form of abuse is neglect. Ignorance. Mrs. Lovett describes her love for her Beautiful Benjamin. AN: I figured out the Eleanor/Nellie thing. Cool beans. AN: Yes, I realize it was 15 years. My mistake.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B. - Complete
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