LaynThePurpleRaccoonGirl
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Joined 07-24-11, id: 3100861, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
Author has written 4 stories for Regular Show, and Invader Zim.

Roses are red.
My name is Dave,
This poem doesn't make any sense,
Microwave!

Name: My real name sucks. Call me Layn. Or Raccoon. Whichever.

Age: Physically? 13. Mental age ranges from 3 to 103.

Gender: Female

Religion: Christian and proud of it!!!!

Where I Live: Doya know that place? With the house? And the grass? And the sky, with the trees and the people with the faces? Yeah, I live there.

Music: I listen to a bit of everything, really. Blink 182, Owl City, Reliant K, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Aqua, Stereo Skyline, All American Rejects...the list goes on and on.

Random Stuff: Oh, geez. This? Really? I'm weird, a little off, and I'm usually the last one to get the joke. I'm really slow on the easy stuff, and the hard stuff is a breeze. Go figure. Oh, and my life is just one big blonde moment. So if you don't get what I'm talking about, just ask me. Chances are I'll have made an inside joke with myself or some such nonsence.

Fandoms: Invader Zim, JtHM, Phineas and Ferb, Calvin and Hobbes, Harry Potter, Avatar The Last Airbender, and a bunch more!

Stories-

Tribute-Tribute to IZ, and its fans. I was in a sad mood...

Regular Year-A SI of me into the world of Regular Show. No romance, just a goofy story written (and intended to be read for) laughs. In progress

24 Hour Par-tay of DOOM-Multi-author SI of us throwing an epic 24 Hour Party in the world of IZ.

Passing it On-A Calvin and Hobbes oneshot about Calvin giving Hobbes to his child. Kinda old, not the best of my works. *shrug* Complete

Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen. It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic. Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us. I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a beliver...hide this away in your heart.

If you belive in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and don't ignore this, beacause in the Bible it says that if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Easy ways to annoy Dimentio by Acro111 reviews
Inspired from DeviantART. Join Acro, Icefox and their friends as they annoy Dimentio. R&R please. Ideas are welcomed. Got some Acmentio going up towards the end. The original Annoyance story. Being updated-ON HIATUS
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 240 - Words: 136,510 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Dimentio, OC
Clairvoyance by QueenoftheUndergrowth reviews
Zim's PAK begins to break down one fateful Earth-day which he successfully repairs. His PAK now improved, he sees the world with a new set of eyes. But now he can see people who aren't really there, and who is this little girl following him? Zim learns the truth about... Now complete... Contains characters from Jhonen's comics (though later on in the story).
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 274,728 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim - Complete
Behind the little door by sakiko of soleana reviews
Zim Vasquez is bored with his new home until he finds a secret door tht leads him into a world that's just like his own...but BETTER! but when this fantastical adventure turns dangerous, Zim must find a way back or be stuck forever in this other world R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,977 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zim
The Chaos Trilogy 3: Pure Chaos by Dark Marx Soul reviews
Dimentio's ultimate dream has been realized: the perfect world. However, Fawful still lives, the Purity Heart is hidden away somewhere, strange spirits roam the land, and Dimentio begins to find that his perfect world is not as perfect as he had desired.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,386 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
Bree's Hogwarts Experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 312,279 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
From Your Memory by RavenFollower13 reviews
After an accident, Gaz wakes up in the hospital to find she remembers nothing of the past three months. Not too bad; if it weren't for the fact that there was an obvious secret about those three months that everyone around her wasn't telling her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,352 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Not Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara keeps a journal of all the shenanigans that the Gaang run into. Chapter 49: there is much talk about the future - now that the war is over and everything is changing. Hakoda and Zuko talk. Katara decides that some things in life are worth the risk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 429,313 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Confessions of a Potterhead by helotastic reviews
Meet Susan. Susan is absolutely in love with the Harry Potter series. Her great aunt is hell bent on destroying all traces of this "evil, satanic fad that corrupts the minds of young children." How far should you go to fight for what you love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
An innocent game, not really! by wait what's a social life reviews
Two sets of twins with nothing to do. A game is proposed. Sure, why not? My first fanfiction, so tell me what you think! Fred&OC George&OC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Fred W., OC
Fifth Year For Dummies by GirlWithABook reviews
"That girl was made for you, don't let her slip through your fingers because you were too thick to wake up and smell the roses." Marley is Fred's best friend. But could the infamous Weasley change that? Only Merlin knows. Different summary, same story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Excuse Me? by TheInvaderZimFanGirl reviews
My friends, Destiny, Regan, Jenny, and I, have woke up, after having a creepy sleepover, in the very beginning of the Invader Zim series. Please review, and add my story to your favorites! Sorry I suck at summaries .
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Spleenk, Zim
50 Things I Shouldn't Do at Hogwarts by UbiquitousTime reviews
A collection of drabbles, each one for a thing that one shouldn't do at Hogwarts. - From the list of '500 Things I Should Not Do At Hogwarts'. - Rated T, for safety -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
Obsessive Fangirl 2: Super Star by Mowo64 reviews
The Mushroom Kingdom is doomed! Princess Peach has been captured by Bowser, and when Mario and Luigi head to save the day-they are captured as well! Can the Obsessive Fangirl save the day? Well, probably not. But, it'll still be a fun story!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Fawful, Dimentio
Someone For Dib by Goldenstargirl reviews
Eleventh chap up. A new girl moves to Dib's hometown and meets him at school. Will she be like all the others and avoid him, or will she be different? Rating changed due to Dib burning kid's skin off.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Dib
Invader Zim Song Parodification! by LoneTaku reviews
Invader Zim themed song parodies. They are about fandom patriotism, characters' feeling(s), almost anything. Feel free to request a parody of a certain song (or more!) with the title and artist! Restrictions are no longer applicable on requests!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
The Raven by futureauthor13 reviews
Inspired by the Edgar Allan Poe poem, but with a bit of a regular twist.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Rigby
In Which We Go MAD by Actress.gone.wild666 reviews
My friends and I go to Hogwarts and practically go MAD. Nothing drastic, we just...become magical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Obsessive Fangirl by Mowo64 reviews
Luigi, Kamek, Fawful, Dimentio, and Mr. L are dragged on a grand adventure to the Underwhere and back by their worst nightmare-a Fangirl. With Game-Overs, Curses, Fights, Chaos, Insanity, and Hilarity, these poor fandoms won't know what hit them!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,274 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Fun At Barnes and Noble by stretch the faunlet reviews
Zim and Dib explore the wonders that lie within Barnes and Noble... and of the joy of making fun of Twilight. ZADF one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Chaos Trilogy 2: A Broken Heart by Dark Marx Soul reviews
With the Void opened once again, Dimentio has the upper hand. However, the Chaos Heart is broken and lies in two vessels: Dimentio and Fawful, former allies turned enemies. The Chaos Heart lies in them both, but only one can have it all.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,115 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
A Rip in Reality by Invader Nav reviews
Thanks to a prize won by acing an 'unusual' test, the characters from Invader Zim and JTHM are thrown into my crazy, fan girl, paparazzi filled reality. Now, we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! And Nickelodeon is suspicious.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
It's About Time by The Great Mikey Weston reviews
-Oneshot. The title fails. Relatively old.- Popple tries to sue Fawful for stealing his battle theme in the second to last battle of Superstar Saga. Is justice served? Well...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Fawful, Grodus - Complete
What are Chortles? by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Midbus admits to Fawful that he doesn't understand chortles so Fawful kindly explains.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Fawful - Complete
The Chaos Trilogy 1: The Insane Smiles by Dark Marx Soul reviews
Follow this tale through the eyes of Fawful and Dimentio, two of the Mario Brothers' most heinous nemeses back from the dead, as they plot for the ultimate vengeance together...and as a darker, more sinister plot unfolds in the shadows.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,510 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
Invader Zim: The Series by ngrey651 reviews
An adaptation of the Invader Zim series, including all the unaired and partially-made episodes as I could find. See the whole epic tale from beginning to end with Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, Tak, Skoodge, Red, Purple and many, many more!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 429,062 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Ask Mrs Bitters! by candelight reviews
Mrs. Bitters sets up an advice column in the newspaper! Yes, you may fear for your sanity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ms. Bitters - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Invader Zim Christmas Carols of DOOM by AnaXaver reviews
these are a few spastastic invader songs of hoaday cheer
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Dib, Zim
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Eighty Things To Drive ZIM, Dib and Jhonen Nutters by Samantha The Entertainer reviews
A little list of things that my insane brain has come up with. Note: May cause laughter, implosion or even violent rage. Please take this out on others, not yourself, as watching someone get mutalated is funny. Think of the children with no fun in life.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Yo ho, A Pirate's Life Thingy For Me by Kitty Korpse reviews
Mattie and her friends form a crew of pirates and are heading to Nickelodeon Studios to avenge Zim. How will they do it? Well... read to find out.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Memo to Jhonen by Dibsthe1 reviews
One shot glimpse into a boardroom. Rated for safety. I got the idea for it while exchanging a few thoughts with a dA correspondent. CrystalMew, this one's for you!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Be My Escape by RK Ryune reviews
Sometimes, we fic addicts need to run away from life. We run to this website to escape. But what then? sequel to Forward Motion
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005
This Is IZ by Kitty Korpse reviews
It's just This Is Halloween changed into This Is IZ. Yeah. It sux.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2004
When Fangirls Attack! by Leftomaniac reviews
And it ends.::: Get a bunch of IZ fans in the same place, add someone utterly IZ-less, throw in a week-long convention of doom, and what have you got? MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/8/2002
Things I'd Do For You 3: School for the Real World by MiriahoftheWind reviews
Look I'm back! Yes, well this fic is about a school of Fan Fiction Authors FFA in which it is being run by Jhonen and Co. Also some Roman Dirge characters. Please RR! Discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Complete
Things I'd Do For You II: Sun in San Francisco by MiriahoftheWind reviews
Zim decides to throw a party for her fellow I.Z. fanfictioners. 9 fans Jhonen Vasquez JTHMIFSSQUEEIZ Insanity,Chewy Goodness, and HNB quotes. Lots of cursing so brace yourself.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
Things I'd do for you by MiriahoftheWind reviews
For those of you who hate Nick but LOVE Invader Zim. Based on the 12 tasks of hercules. This is my last chapter. I hope you've enjoyed the story.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2002 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Haiku of DOOM by CrimsonObsession reviews
Just a little bit of insanity. Haiku (what's the plural?) for the cast of Invader Zim. Happy holidays, people!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2001
The twelve days of christmas- with a zim twist by Gaz kyoto reviews
This is a good fan fic...its my best
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2001
Behind the scenes of IZ (on halloween) by Kat23a reviews
This is a look behind the scenes of Invader Zim. But, some strange things are happening...could the fact that Halloween is approaching have anything to do with this? IIIIIIIIIT'S FINISHED!!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2001 - Published: 9/29/2001
Why? by Dark Destiny reviews
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Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2001 - Published: 9/13/2001
Baby Mine by Reve reviews
A short, simple songfic in which Dib struggles with the hurt emotions he usually ignores... from an unexpected POV. o.O
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2001
Interesting Conversations and When Monkeys Howl by fucking faggot reviews
Part one is a bunch of IZ or sugar high conversations that I've had with people, Part 2 is the actual story, very crazy, fans of Happy Noodle Boy will love it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2001
Dreaming of Zim by Ztarlight reviews
Just when you thought they were gone,...here are MY Zim-dreams!! Mwahaha. Rated PG for overall weirdness of the fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2001
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Tribute reviews
Tribute to IZ as a whole, fans included. A nod to the whole fandom, mainly the ones who were there when IZ was canceled. Kinda dramatic, but nothing major. SHORT
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
24 Hour Partay of DOOM reviews
*repost* An insane authoress. A reluctant kid. A stupi-ahem, advanced, robot, and an alien thrown in for good measure. Epic par-tay ahead? I do belive so. *My computer screwed it up and deleted it somehow...so...REPOST!*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Dib, Zim
Regular Year reviews
A year off of my boring life and into the crazyness that is Regular Show! This should be interesting! SI of me being transported into the Regularverse. This should be fun...
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby
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