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Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fate/stay night, Legend of Korra, and 100.

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Who We Really Are by Starry-eyed dreamer86 reviews
We think we have ourselves all figured out. We think we know exactly who we'd be if things go bad, but you don't really know until you've lived it. When push comes to shove, you can't call if you'll be a soldier, or a healer, or an innocent bystander. Couldn't call if you'd be with the good or the bad. Now that the wall has come up, it's time to find out who you really are.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,173 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/1/2013
Clarent Blood Arthur by King of Beasts reviews
What happens when Ilyasviel von Einzbern summons a different Berserker for the 5th War? More importantly, what if the one she summoned has an axe to grind against a certain King of Knights?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,674 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Mordred
The Council of the Four Seasons by wolfchic011 reviews
Two days after the end of the eternal winter, Elsa disappears without a trace. Kristoff, Sven and Olaf go after her, leaving Anna in charge of an Arendelle that is still very much unsettled. Meanwhile, Elsa is about to discover exactly where her frosty powers came from…and what destiny they tie her to.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,905 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
War and Memories by Stormfire76 reviews
A harsh battle to win. A difficult history to remember. Endless death to forge... This is the life of Reyna Concessi, sister of the Queen of the Amazons, daughter of the goddess of war, former friend of a son of Jupiter, and praetor of the Twelfth Legion Fulminata. Set during the Battle of Greece. Rated T for violence and mild language. Agrees with canon up to MoA, but not HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,073 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Jason G., Reyna R., Hylla
Shes a Survivor That One by BookNinja93 reviews
AU K/F. She realized she never changed out of her dress and she was straddling Finnick , even though he had a knife against his throat he couldn't keep the cocky smirk off his face "If this is how you greet everyone in the morning, I volunteer to be your personal wake up call. Knifeplay, Hell Kat? Kinky" Finnick purred at her. Katniss glared at him "Keep it in your pants Fish Boy"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,960 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
To Storm or Fire by Stormfire76 reviews
The demigods have reached the House of Hades, but their problems have just begun. The Doors of Death need to be closed. Rome has to be stopped from destroying any chance of a future alliance. The Prophecy of Seven must be fulfilled. August 1st will approach, nothing will go as planned, and storm and fire will spread everywhere from Greece to Tartarus. Written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,548 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
What If? by C-AND-B reviews
What if Snow didn't make the victors go back in the arena? What if Johanna and Katniss were both mentors for their district? What if…
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,671 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Johanna M., Katniss E.] OC
A Doctor Walked into a Bar by DemonKittyAngel reviews
3 years after the crash Ryan Stone sits in a bar. "And where were you when the satellites crashed?" A small idea that took a mind of it's own.
Gravity - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2014 - R. Stone - Complete
Part of Me by Moldy Wart 88 reviews
What if Anna ignored her parents orders to never go into Elsa's room?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King, Queen - Complete
How Deep is the River by Empatheia reviews
The one in which Annabeth builds Reyna a house.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Reyna R.] - Complete
Can't Hold Back by intheinkpot reviews
Three months after the Great Thaw, Anna and Elsa receive a message informing them their parents are still alive and headed home.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King, Queen - Complete
The IWA by Stalking dream reviews
A meteor has struck the Nuclear Power plant of a small island called Tide on the east coast of England. Only it wasn't a normal meteor. It contained a horrible extraterrestrial monster called The Obsidian. When children start getting supernatural powers, all people older than 15 dissapear, and a giant dome appear around the island, chaos takes over. Welcome to the IWA. SYOC open.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Mannequin by ThePraetorLady reviews
Jason has second thoughts about Piper, but he doesn't realize just how much he doesn't know about Reyna. Lighthearted Leyna! T for brief, minor swearing. Oneshot. Written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
The Scourge of the Seven Seas by HecateA reviews
The story of how Reyna and Hylla got to Circe's island, how they lived there, how they got out, and how they did that while staying alive...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,077 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Reyna R., Hylla
The Sannin Chronicles by Levi Ackerman reviews
The life and times of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru from Academy graduation to present. Everything you didn't know about the Sannin's convoluted friendship and history. Eventual JirTsu and OroTsu plus side-pairings mainly MinaKushi after chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,069 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru
Daughters of Kyoshi by TheOnlyWayOut reviews
Five years ago, all the Kyoshi warriors disappeared, except for one. Five years later, a young Suki finds the last warrior practicing in the woods. Thus starts the long, hard journey for Suki as she becomes a daughter of Kyoshi. A pre-series origin story. Now COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Suki - Complete
Switched Up by xxhurlyxx reviews
Sakura is the awkward container of the demon fox, Sasuke is a smooth play boy that doesn't think about revenge, and Naruto is the stoic son of the Fourth Hokage. What could possibly go wrong? Humor, Adventure, and Friendship. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Team Seven
A New Strength by Saiyans are scared of Bulma reviews
Sakura makes it through the preliminary rounds of the Chunin Exams. But to her horror, her first opponent in the finals is Gaara! Can she learn an amazing new techinique in the month they are given? And who is this mysterious blonde-haired woman who says she can give Sakura a fighting chance? GaaraxSakura, GaaSaku. T for violence and laguage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,512 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
Sacrifice by Might is Right reviews
The kingdom of Fiore has been overrun by a tyrant. It is up to Amose Keel, a blacksmith's apprentice with a closely guarded secret, Natsu Dragneel, a murderer accused of high treason and the deaths of thousands. They are joined by those who have chosen a life without corruption and oppression. AU and OC. Submit characters please and review if you like it. Sort of dark. NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,370 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Natsu D., Gildarts C. - Complete
A Bazillion Ways Peeta Could Have Died by Nareya reviews
Peeta's a great guy. But sometimes, we get a bit frustrated with him. And then we blow him up. And run him over with trains. And let him get eaten by squirrels and the like...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Jiraiya's Update by Mattell reviews
Exactly what the title says. Besides, messing with the Hidden Villages is fun! Set before Jiraiya's death. Warning: Some bad language. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the original text. I'd be a genius if I did. Which I'm not. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
A Story of Long Ago by OwlCookies XD reviews
Mavis Vermilion. The founder and first guild master of Fairy Tail. Everyone knows that. But... how did Fairy Tail ever come to be?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,471 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Mavis V.
The Deepest Darkness by Alize Remix reviews
Sofia and Paul were dead. Mistress Jane was dead. Master George has no way of communicating or rescuing him. Tick is all alone with Reginald Chu who has taken him on as his apprentice. Features a Dark!Tick.
13th Reality series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - A. Tick. H., Reginald C.
Spiders by Hazel Sage reviews
Very short Percabeth one-shot. An amusing moment in Paul's English class involving Percy, Annabeth, and a spider leads him to believe that something might be going on between his stepson and his best friend
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Our Beautiful Tomorrow by The Croc Shop reviews
AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Legend of the Four Swords by Fireangel66 reviews
Years ago Sakura left Konoha and became one of the most powerful missing-nins in histroy. But how did it start? And what made her change from average medic to powerful missing-nin? The next generation will know her story. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,241 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Russian Roulette by JaneVolturi96 reviews
.:And I know at this point that you can see my heart beating inside my chest as far back as the horizon. As the cool barrel touches my temple my mask is broken. I'm no longer hard and cold. I'm terrified. All he needs to do is just pull the trigger:.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow - Complete
Twisted Fate: Part 1: Beginnings by Scribbledydee reviews
What if Harry Potter was not the Boy Who Lived? What if the Girl Who Lived was no, not Luna Lovegood! Absolutely AU, if you did not think it was already! How can the wizarding world survive if Luna Lovegood is meant to be its saviour?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Luna L.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Sut en Jus (Dust and Blood) reviews
The story of the Commander, past, present, future, told in a series of 100 one-shots.
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Lexa, Clarke G.] OC, Anya
The Legend of the Guardian reviews
It's been eighteen months since the Day of the Colossus, and Kuvira is resigned to spending the rest of her life in prison with a spirit that only she can see and hear. Meanwhile, Mako and Bolin find an ominous sign that that Red Lotus is back in action, and Korra and Asami's vacation is interrupted by a mysterious stranger claiming that everything is about to change forever.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Korra, Asami S.] OC, Kuvira
The Heroines of Olympus reviews
What if Hera had switched Annabeth and Reyna instead of Percy and Jason? A series of one-shots depicting certain events that would have been different had the trade been between the two heroines.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Reyna R.
The 81st Hunger Games: Dead Silence reviews
Jack and Rin are two friends and volunteers from District 12.Urea is a mysterious prodigy fighter from District 4.Katniss and Peeta and Haymitch are three of District 12's four 's the 81st Hunger Games,and in a tale of tragedy,love, and pure iron will,these men, women, and teens tell their stories,because not everything is as it seems... First story in the Silence Series.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Other tributes, OC - Complete
La Pucelle reviews
During the battle with Caster's monster, Saber is wounded by Berserker before she can use her noble phantasm. All hope seems lost until an unlikely heroine comes to save the day, along with the Holy Grail Wars. One-shot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Saber, Lancer, Caster, Jeanne d'Arc - Complete
The Three Rules reviews
"Lady Tsunade!" Sakura sobbed. "Please listen to me! Rule number one: don't close your eyes, Lady Tsunade!" Sakura never thought the day would come when she would see her mentor lying on the ground, the life slipping out of her as she watched. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Easy To See reviews
"Their eyes meet. The connection is made. He knows her. She knows him. As the two pass, she takes her hand out of her pocket and places it on top of his head. And as they part ways, they are both easy to see." A one-shot about the similarities between Naruto and Anko.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M., Hiruzen S. - Complete
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