Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ghost Hunt.
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Advantages Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're .
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE .
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them .
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
You were born an original, don't die a copy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You are only what you are when no one is looking.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"
Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.
Life sucks then you die
You're Funny, but looks aren't everything
Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver
People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!
aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Are we fighting?"
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.
friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
How is it possible to have a civil war?
friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.
friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Don't take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If Yaoi were vodka
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