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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
B-day: October 1
Occupation: Death Eater
Formally know as: StarstruckbyGaga
My current favorite fic: Strange Friendship by SaikohBellaL (which I really hope gets updated SOMETIME hint hint)
Hey so here I am I love fanfiction and am obsessed with the Harry Potter movies. And I'm sure it wasn't that hard to figure out, but I am a total lover of Bellatrix Lestrange. Ive even convince myself that her fate in the last movie/book didn't actually happen. I'm also obsessed with quizzes, Ive taken almost every one there is out there (for ipod apps anyway) my favorite one would have to be zwigglersquizwhiz that one never runs out! So since I do so many of those that also includes a big chunk of harry potter ones. For my Hogwarts house I have gotten Slytherin 15 times (all being separate quizzes) and Ravenclaw once but that quiz had kinda stupid questions that didn't have much to do with anything. Anyway most of, probally all of my fics are going to include Bellatrix in them even if its just for a single chapter, I will probably rewrite her *gulp* death at some point too (even though I am convinced that wasn't actually her that was killed). Updates for some fics might be slow because I write my chapters by hand before posting, but I post them right after I'm done each one so it really doesn't matter. Also if I have poll please vote cause all my polls usually end up in a tie, so I need people to change that (including yooouuu). If I am ever going on vaca or just simply need a break I'll post it on my profile or at the end of the most recent chapter up on my latest fic so you guys know.
Favorite Hogwarts Houses: Slytherin and Ravenclaw
Favorite Harry Potter Character: Bellatrix Lestrange (duh!)
Most Hated Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter (he's basically the reason why Bellatrix is "dead" which I still think she is not), Dolores Umbridge (just plain scary..and wears to much pink O.o) and Neville Longbottom (he killed Nigini)
Favorite Spells: Imperio and Crucio ;)
Favorite Actresses: Helena Bonham Carter, Evanna Lynch, Natalia Tena, Erin Cardillo, Jennifer Lopez
Favorite Actors: Tom Felton, David Thewlis, Ian Hart, Jason Issacs, Gary Oldman, Jim Carrey, Jonney Depp, Taylor Lautner, Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler
Favorite Movies: Tron (the newer one, I love the music ^_^), Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, 9, Alice in Wonderland (the one with Helena) and Harry Potter (again, duh!)
Other Obsessions: Lady Gaga, texting, blood and vampires
Favorite Colours: Dark Green, Violet, Blood Red, Silver and Black
Favorite Singers/Bands: Lady Gaga, Natalia Kills, Rihanna, David Guetta, Nicki Minaj, linkin park, Daft Punk, Ke$ha, LMFAO, Candy Coated Killahz, Mia Martina
Phobias: Apiphobia (BIGGEST one), Taphephobia, Topophobia, Coulrophobia, Necrophobia, Acrophobia, Nosocomephobia, Trypanophobia, Insectophobia, Aichmophobia, Arachnophobia, Spheksophobia and Scoleciphobia. I know it looks like a lot but look them up and you won't blame me.
Dream Jobs: actress (like that would happen), marinebiologist, famous author
More random stuff about me:
I can't stand not having my nails painted
I'm addicted to role playing
I am very excited for pottermore and really hope I won't be in Griffindor of Hufflepuff
I LOVE SMOOTHIES!!! :D
What I hate the most: Writers Block -_-
Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (It's official; I'm an Author.)
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What disease did cured ham have?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms
If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!, Bellaminion-Slytherin 4 life
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say:
Bloody Mary-Lady Gaga (oh no, im turning into Ron Weasley!)
2.How would you describe yourself?
3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Invading My Mind-Jennifer Lopez (i guess they invade my mind?)
4. How do you feel today?
I Gotta Feeling (i guess I feel something lol)
5. What is your life's purpose?
Turn Me On-David Guetta & Nicki Minaj (omg XD)
6. What is your motto?
Bass Down Low-Dev (feat. The Cataracts) (wow, this quiz is making seem like a "playa", which for the record i am not ;)
7. What do your friends think of you?
You and I-Lady Gaga (I guess me and them?)
8. What do you think of your parents?
Give Me Everything-Pitbull (feat. Ne-Yo)-haha well i have been begging for a laptop XD)
9. What do you think about very often?
End Credits (that is the ending credits for Coraline and I think I think about alternative endings for things)
10. What is 2 + 2=?
Love Is a Suicide-Natalia Kills (i don't know what to make of that)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
Sexy Bitch-David Guetta (feat.Akon) (omg! lmfao!)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
Just Can't Get Enough- The Black Eyed Peas (wow, my ipod really doesn't lie!)
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool… As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
1. What is your motto?
Nothing Lasts Forever-Natalia Kills
2. What do your friends think of you?
3. What do you think about very often?
4. What is 2+2?
5. What do you think about your best friend?
We Are Rockstars-Does It Offend You, Yeah?
6. What do you think about the person you like?
Who's That Chick?-David Guetta and Rihanna
7. What is your life story?
Destiny-Zero 7 (creepy)
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Sun Gone Down (Edit)-Protoculture (good song)
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Orphan Tears-Your Favorite Martian
10. What do your parents think of you?
Unstoppable-Kat DeLuna (hell yeah!)
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Bucky Balls (Edit)-Jamie Harrison (wtf?)
12. What will they play at your funeral?
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Grow Up And Blow Away-Metric
14. What is your biggest secret?
Jump-Madonna (um okay?)
15. What do you think of your friends?
Forgotten-linkin park (BURN!)
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Beat It-Earsugar & Double Click
17. How will you die?
Supermassive Black Hole-Various Artists (twilight soundtrack) but seriously LMFAO
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Runaway (remix)-linkin park
19. What makes you laugh?
Lying From You-linkin park
20. What makes you cry?
Candy Shop-Madonna (mabey if I get sugar in my eyes?)
21. Will you ever get married?
The Bugling Elk-Dan Gibson's Solitudes
22. What scares you the most?
Stero Love-Edward Maya & Mia Martina
23. Does anyone like you?
Vertical Drop-Tom Colontonio
24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?
Vanilla Twilight-Owl City
25. What hurts right now?
Government Hooker-Lady Gaga
26. What will you post this as?
Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga-Mark Douglas/key of awesome (yeah ia ctually downloaded that XD
RULES FOR HOGWARTS
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...
- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
- Especially not with kazoos.
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.
- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
...Even if I do conjure him up.
- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.
- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.
- No combination of these is acceptable.
- Murmuring “I see dead people…” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.
- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.
- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
Harry Potter Fanfic Challenge!
(number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!)
1. Bellatrix Lestrange
2. Luna Lovegood
3. Nymphadora Tonks
4. Severus Snape (I like it when he hits Harry and Ron in the back of the head with a textbook)
5. Rita Skeeter
7. Moaning Myrtle
8. Narcissa Malfoy
9. Hermione Granger
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
She's cute and funny, but not hot
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I'm 99.9% sure that CANNOT happen
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
yes, my favorite one is Strange Friendship by SakiohBellaL
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
I don't like either but im going to say 4/8 coz 4/9 is just creepy
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
prolly black mail them and say she is going to tell Bella
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Luna discoveres she likes snakes, especially snakes with power. What happens when she goes to "play" with Voldey's beloved Nigini?
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I sure as hell hope not XP
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bellatrix's forgotten dreams
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Snape used a polyjuice potion, the only way he could get to Bellatrix
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
I doubt there is even one fic about that, and my friends don't read fanfiction
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Luna/Tonks/Nigni??? Um, messed stuff???
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I have no frickin idea XD
16. One and seven are in a happy relationship until nine runs off with seven. One is heartbroken has a hot one night stand with ten and a brief unhappy affair with five then follows the wise advice of eight and finds true love with three.
Bellatrix and Murtle are in a happy relationship until Hermione runs off with Murtle. Bellatrix is Heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Voldemort and a brief unhappy affair with Rita then follows the wise advice of Narcissa and finds true love with Nymphadora (i guess that is messed and true at the same time XD
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? ...I didn't read them all
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Half Blood Prince..i think, ya Bellatrix has the best scenes in it (when shes in the corn feild and hisses to Greyback before...flying away i guess i dnt know what its actually called oh and when she blows up Hagrids hut and starts jumping up and down she sounds like a mandrake ^_^)
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Bellatrix LeStrange (I'm sure you should know that by now)
But what house would you think you'll be in? Im totally a Slytherin, some of the stuff in my head is pretty scary ;) but if for some demented reason I wasn't in Slytherin I would defenitly be in Ravenclaw
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick (so gross! ^_^)
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Care of Magical Creatures
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Hooch
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker, I have a really good eye for things I want to find bad enough...except my phone
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? ummm the one where you wack those black balls at people
Who do you want to make friends with? Draco, Hermione, Luna, Bellatrix and the other death eaters
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna and Bellatrix
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna because we are both wacked and Bellatrix cause we have almost the same personality and tastes
Which character in the book can you relate to? Bellatrix suprisingly... mabye thats why she's my favorite character? O.o
What pet would you get? Owl (you can deliver mail without using a Hogwarts owl..so they won't know what you send)
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me standing beside Bellatrix both of us bearing the dark mark
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? ...which friend?
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Crucio!
What would be his reaction to your reaction? OMG MINI TRIXIE!
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Bellatrix and Luna
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Hell ya! I'd get Umbridges ass booted outta there!
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. I don't think anyone does really.. (brown with red and blond highlights?)
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger in the spring/summer/begining of fall and Bellatrixs in the winter
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Umm black?
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? orange
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? pink
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? scarlet and gold (griffindor colours)
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? green
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No way! I'm a quiz addict (as mentioned way waayyy above)
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) The final battle of Hogwarts (when I'm a death eater of course)
Do you like the books more or the movies? Movies
What would your Patronus take shape in? wolf
What would be your Animagus form? white wolf with grey paws
Would you be registered? no
What would your animigi nickname be? whitetail, because thats usually the last thing you see after I transform
What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Lupin (werwolf remember?)
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius, Snape is a tratior and Sirius is related to Bellatrix ^_^
Hermione or Cho? Hermione
James Potter or Snape? Snape
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus
Harry or Ron? Ron (eaiser to kill)
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks (awesome hair and niece of Bellatrix)
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Viktor
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Aragog
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's (There might be some useful stuff there)
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.
Death Eaters or Aurors? death eaters duh!
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort (as long as I'm on his good side)
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLATRIX!!!!
Female Character? Bellatrix Lestrange (duh!)
Male Character? Snape (i guess)
Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange ( again duh!)
Magical Creature? threstral
Spell? crucio (its fun ^_^
Quote? "Cissy, put the boys in the cellar (which she says as cella, and i love it!)! I'm going to have a chat with this one, girl to girl!"
Movie? Half Blood Prince
Hogwarts House? Slytherin
Place? wherever Bellatrix is
Couple? I am actually a abig fan of Bellamione but also Bellamort
THIS OR THAT
Gryffindor or Slytherin? SLYTHERIN!
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw
Fred or George? George
Ginny or Luna? Luna
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Firewhiskey
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Books or Movies? MOVIES!
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Half Blood Prince
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets
Snape or Slughorn? Snape
Lupin or Sirius? Lupin
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby
Muggleborn or Pureblood? PUREBLOOD
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? CRUCIO TO BOTH!
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLA!!!!!
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? ...they are both kind off creepy
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig
MY 9 NAMES~
1. YOUR REAL NAME
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(The and then your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.
1. Where is your telephone? dunno
2. Where is your significant other? non-exsitant
3. Your hair? wavy
4. Your mother? yikes
6. Your favorite thing? imagination
7. Your dream last night? (Sept 26) ...Squirrels took over the world (not one word but who cares)
8. Your iPod? charging
9. Your dream/goal? famous
10. The room you're in? dark
11. You hate? seafood
12. Your fear? lots
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? succesfull
14. Where were you last night? couch
15. What you're not? perfect
16. Muffins? chocolate!
17. One of your wish list items? necklace
18. Where you grew up? eh?
19. The last thing you did? write
20. What are you wearing? clothes
21. Your TV? On
22. Your pet(s)? staring
23. Your computer? blinding
24. Your life? crazy
25. Your mood? blank
26. Missing someone? wishing
27. Your car? camaro
28. Something you're not wearing? extentions
29. Your summer? dull
30. Your eyes? dark
31. Love someone? secret
32. Your favorite color? black
33. When is the last time you laughed? uncontrollably
34. Last time you cried? unknown
Hair Color [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75
Eye Color: [x] Brown - $20 ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue $150 [ ] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15
Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175 [ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150 [x] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75 [ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85 ] Under 5'4 - $27
Age[ ] 50 to 56 -$175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 -$100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 -$25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750[x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 ] Second born - $150 ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215
Drink? ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600
Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [x] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color: ] Green-$750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [ ] Nope - $1000 [x] some- $750
My price-Aparently $2,615
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), Bellatrix Black and Lord Voldemort.
Take the most scientific sorting hat quiz ever
THE SORTING HAT SAYS: Slytherin
My name is AMBER
M-Makes dating fun
B- Loves People
E-Has gorgeous eyes
R-Good boyfriend or girlfriend
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: can kick the _ out of you O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times
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16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS.
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to preschool as though nothing were wrong.
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.
10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If you're a Potterhead, post this on you're profile.
If you really don't give a rat's ass about Twilightt, post this on you're profile.
Bella Swan-Seriously? A shame.
Bella LeStrange- Bitch. Do not fuck with her. Run.
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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, crystaltokyo9849, coolkl93, Remus Weasley (more than anyone else!),dromedatonks(Ultimate Fan), Bellaminion (Bellatrix obcessed)
If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, Jedi Ani Unduli, Torli, Kakashis-First-Kiss, Remus Weasley,dromedatonks(More than anyone else), Bellminion (just plain ugh)
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
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If you think that HARRY POTTER is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
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If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
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If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a video camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"
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If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile .
If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile .
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
THIS IS THE DARK MARK.
All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.
Long live the Dark Lord!
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