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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3102876, Profile Updated: 10-28-14
Author has written 9 stories for Hunger Games, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, and Doctor Who.

Um...Hi! (He he, Hermione quote). I'm just a random person of no particular interest to anyone whatsoever and a HUGE Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fan. I was privileged enough to be chosen to try out a wand at Ollivander's Wand Shop at Universal in December 2011. I even did the proper hand motions when he asked me to preform Wingardium Leviosa on a set of shelves! :)

My favourite character in the Harry Potter series is Luna Lovegood. I made my own dirrigibble plum earings and cork necklace and wear them all the time. My favourite Lord of the Rings characters are Pippin, Gandalf, Eowyn, and Faramir. My favourite Hunger Games characters are Rue and Foxface. Katniss was also pretty awesome until she started getting all romantic, even if it was just for show. Blah! If it was me, I would have been all like "Screw you Peeta" and run off. Seriously, he'd just slow me down.

But enough about that. My favourite pastimes are reading, writing, chess, and archery (Even if I don't own a real bow). I'm of Scottish-Italian descent and love Chinese food. I'm dreamy and bookish, and really good in school. My favourite Harry Potter books and movies are The Order of the Phoenix and The Half-Blood Prince. My favourite music artists are Owl City, Taylor Swift,He Is We, Lights, The Band Perry, and Josh Groban. The Time Lord Rock band Chameleon Circuit is AMAZING!!! I can play the piano, guitar, clarinet, and the recorder and am really good at guitar on Rock Band (when set on easy :). My other book interests include Percy Jackson and the Olympian, Narnia, and Mirrorscape.

Doctor Who is amazing. It makes me happy! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Fezzes and Bowties are cool!!!!!

Preferred name: Amy

Favorite color: Royal Blue, Light Blue, Emerald Green, Light Purple, Sunflower Yellow

If you could have anything right now… The precioussssss! Funko plushies!

Favorite article of clothing: Luna Lovegood shirt from Universal

Have you ever been cut…? I got a paper-cut from a test paper once!

If you could change anything about your appearance… I don't believe I'm a metamorphnagus...

Favorite beverage: Coke floats!

Favorite number: 14

Half empty or half full? I just hope it didn't say 'Drink me' on it

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Colgate (Brushie Brush Brush!)

Do you eat the apple peel? Hell yeah! What do you expect me to do? Peel it? (Eleventh Doctor: Apples? Apples are rubbish!)

Turkey or chicken? Turkey!

Morning person or evening person? Evening. I'm the princess of the night! Mwahahahaha!

Favorite thing about your appearance My hazel eyes

Gummy worms? Hell yeah! It's candy, why would I turn it down?!

If you could be doing anything right now… Go to Middle-Earth, annoy the hell out of Boromir, ask Saurumon to sing the 'Trolling' song...

Ever been in love? NO!!!

Siblings? One.

On my background… What?

Pickles: Only on tuna sandwichs

Guys in pink shirts… As long as they're not V-necks

What pajamas do you wear? T-shirt and fuzzy pants

They're coming for you… Where's my frickin' sword?!?!

Saxophone or trumpet? Trumpet. I'm a swan! (Yeah...no one probably got that one)

Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla! But never try to eat vanilla extract. It burns us! It burns us!

Ever worn your hair up? Yes, for about 4 years in a row until recently.

Least favorite smell? When my dad makes bacon and tomato pasta for lunch.

Favorite smell? Vanilla, apple crumple, peppermint

When it rains… Another spider falls down the gutter

One word to describe yourself: Intelligent

One nice thing about the person who sent this: Hi! Do you like bunny rabbits?

Where are you? Where are you?

What do you think of this questionnaire? Good, until you asked that question.

Favorite food? Bread! And Tic Tacs!

Married? Never!

Et tu, Brute? Looks up from eating Kraft Dinner. "Needs more ketchup."

What does your Pen Name mean? I'm a Luna fan. Nargle!

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Gryffindor!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To fly! But not like Super-man. I mean like, birdy flying!

Do you have a special talent? I have a good imagination and can play guitar.

What age group are you most comfortable around? Kids my age.

Do you like cheese? Yep!

Who is your favorite Disney character? Merida!

Favorite flavor of pie? Apple!

Team... Fellowship!

Which shoe goes on first? Ask my feet, they'd love to tell you.

Ever throw a shoe at someone? I accidentally kicked one over the fence at my friend's house once.

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl! Crap, I'm dizzy.

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? Why do you care?

Do you cook? Mainly breakfast and desserts.

Current mood? Hyper!!!

Other random facts:

My Hunger Games district is district 4 (even though I think that I'm more of a district 5 person. I don't want to be a Career).

My Hogwarts house is Gryffindor. :)

I own a pair of spectraspects. Well, two actually. Three if you count the failed pair I made.

I really like the movies Bedtime Stories and Twister.

I really enjoy reading parodies. Especially The Hunger Pains. DIE PEETA DIE!!!!

I am obsessed with tornadoes

My hobbit name is Azaelia Knotwise of Michel Delving

My elven name is Larien Ancalime

My all-time favourite video game is Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Favourite Song:

The Llama Song (Oh Llama Song, all of the torture you have inflicted upon my friends. sigh...)

Okay, Fun Time!

1. Put your Ipod on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer.

Questions are not mine.

1. What is your motto?

American Pie by Don Mclean (love the song!)

2. What do your friends think of you?

The Story of Us by Taylor Swift (scared)

3. What do you think about very often?

If My Heart Was A House by Owl City

4. What is 2 plus 2?

To The Sky by Owl City (looks like I was daydreaming during math class)

5. What do you think of your best friend?

The Coolest Girl from AVPS (makes sense)

6. What is your life story?

Touch The Sky from Brave. (Awesome!)

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?

All Your Life by The Band Perry (confused)

8. What do your parents think of you?

All American Girl by Carrie Underwood (I'm not American)

9. What will they play at your funeral?

Fifteen by Taylor Swift (Oh no! I hope I don't die when I'm 15!)

10. What is you hobby/interest?

Hip To My Heart by The Band Perry (What the hell)

11. What is your biggest secret?

Forever And Always by Taylor Swift (What?)

12. What do you think of your friends?

Dreams Dont Turn To Dust by Owl City

13. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Deer In The Headlights by Owl City (I guess that makes sense)

14. How will you die?

Hot Air Balloon by Owl City (Remind me to stay away from hot air balloons)

15. What is the one thing you will regret?

Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift (looks like I need to get revenge on someone. Mwahahaha! It depends on how you look at it. Shut up Ishmael. Call me Ish. Ive got a 44 with your name on it. It depends on how you look at it. Die Ishmael!!!)

16. What makes you laugh. (my question mark button broke :()

Jump Than Fall by Taylor Swift (No, the Llama Song makes me laugh.)

17. What makes you cry.

Lucky You by Taylor Swift ( This is the happiest song ever! Im confused)

18. Will you ever get married.

Fearless by Taylor Swift (I guess that's a yes. In the rain. Gosh that sucks.)

19. What scares you the most.

American Honey by Lady Antebellum (I suppose that makes sense. I hate bees, and bees make honey.)

20. Does anyone like you.

Blame It On The Rain by He Is We (The rain does. It enjoys puffing my hair up so that I look like a wet cat that's been thrown in the dryer.)

21. If you could go back in time, what is the one thing you would change.

All My Little Words by The Magnetic Fields

22. What hurts right now.

If I Die Young by The Band Perry (I guess dying does)

23. What will you post this as.

Sweet Tea and Gods Graces by Taylor Swift

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door (It was on purpose)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (My sister did)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Favourite song lyrics:

- Oh my god he's wearing a fez! Oh my god he's wearing a fez. Oh my god he's wearing a fez! Oh my god he's wearing a fez!!!

- Where dark woods hide secrets and mountains are fierce and bold, Deep waters hold reflections of times lost long ago

- The flowers all implore you, my life was black and white before you, now it's like the things you've said, have painted all my roses red

Favourite Quotes:

-"Obviously"- Severus Snape

-"Gale, aren't you supposed to be in District 2, you know, murdering other..." "Shhh! Spoilers Katniss! Gosh!"- Forever Everdeen (YouTube video)

-"Look at you. Just killed a, placemat"-Haymitch

-"What? That's it!? Voldemort's still alive, and they only found one horcrux!" "Dad! What don't you understand about Part 1?!!!"- Some random guy and his son in the movie teatres at the end of HP and the DH Part 1

-"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," Luna says seriously, "It's often infested with Nargles."-Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

- "Someone's brain's been removed"- Sunny Baudelaire

- "Poe-Ta-Toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." - Samwise Gamgee

- "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" - Legolas Greenleaf

- "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff." - Tenth Doctor

- "We've had one yes, what about SECOND breakfast?" - Pippin Took

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Legend of Zelda Total Drama Island! by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
22 characters from all over Hyrule have signed up to take part in a reality TV show called LoZ Total Drama Island! They will split into two teams and take part in dangerous, drama filled challenges. The team that loses the challenge will have to vote off one of their fellow team members. What will happen on LoZ...Total...Drama...Island? T for mild swearing and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,648 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Vio, Shadow Link]
What We Saw From the Outside by Wavebreeze reviews
After a horrible mistake, the once popular, talkative Link returns to school mute and with a heavy burden weighing him down. With his inability to communicate and consuming guilt, Link's life has taken a turn for the worse, so now would be a good time for a girl with a severe mental illness to help fix all that. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Zelink AU. Rated T for adult themes and language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,668 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Artdirector123 reviews
AU where Amy is a patient in a mental hospital and believes she's actually going on adventures in the TARDIS instead. The Doctor is the doctor who is treating her and she drags him along in her delusions. Actor names used for main characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,149 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III
The Potter Children by PinkBlossom789 reviews
What if Snape survived Nagini's attack and lived? What if he still teaches at Hogwarts? What happens when he is forced to encounter all three Potter children during each of their seven years at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Severus S., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew by AngelAxexinf reviews
A series of random funny shorts about Link and his adventures in trying to save Hyrule. But an evil plot is revealed! Highly unorthodox things happen in this story, if you do not like random, don't read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Link - Complete
Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth by Archet reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012
The Secret Life Of A Hogwarts Student by Way 2 HP Obsessed reviews
Takes place during Harry's sixth year. A story of life, love, pranks, revenge, and MUCH MORE! This is what all our favorite characters are really thinking and writing in their journals, notebooks, diaries, and in Ron's case, napkins. OOC PARODY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/9/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Hogwarts Watches A Very Potter Musical by E.M. Pride reviews
It's right before Harry 5th year when Albus Dumbledore discovers a mysterious package on his desk. In it is a computer and a note saying to watch what is on the screen. So Dumbledore, along with other special people, watch this strange movie... no, play... no, musical?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,699 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Totally Bizarre by Cherry-sama reviews
Long ago, a fatal error was made. Join Link as he ventures across the Great Sea, his future slowly unravelling into chaos. If there is one thing to say about this fic...it's Totally Bizarre! Critiques welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,986 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Link, Navi, OC
It's not easy to explain, but by Holly Ilex reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter WAS real . . . what if Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton were asked by the REAL Harry, Hermione, Ron & Draco to go back and tell their younger wizard selves how to change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 229,332 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
The Story of The Amazing Thing and May You All Become Towels by Elglor Stargold reviews
Contains a poem about eating pajamas. Various people attempt story telling and amazing things happen. WARNING: Very, very random, and very, very funny!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Peregrin T., Elrond
Arnor High School by Red Pen Ninja reviews
Aragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aragorn
Fellowship Ficlets by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
A Message to You, by Deadaleta reviews
Dear anyone who I write to, I have decided to give a letter to each person I have come in contact with. Well, person, animal, anything with an intelligent mind. I have some things to say to each of you, after all, whether they be good, bad, complaints, or compliments. Please don't kill me after this. Your Hylian Hero, Link. Contains language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Link
Gingers and Sunglasses by DWBean reviews
A random Smillan ficlet I thought of while on holiday. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Behind The Scenes With A Time Lord by Optimistic Lyricist reviews
While he's filming the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who, actor Matt Smith encounters some strange, impossible occurrences and there's only one man who can help him save the world...The Doctor himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - 8th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Fellowship by Nirette reviews
The Fellowship randomly gets transported into our world and is placed in several odd situations with two 'guides'. Rated T mostly because of the language. There are no Mary Sues :D Chapter 11 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,042 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Invisible by Emerald Alitrex reviews
Ginny loves Harry. Harry loves Cho. Ginny wants nothing more then to have Harry notice her but to him, she is just invisible. Watch as Ginny and Harry grow and blossom into a love that will last a life time. Wishes come true, not free, what price will they have to pay?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,483 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter Notes! by lunalovegood134 reviews
Harry and his friends send notes in class using special parchments made by Hermione rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011
City Boy by BlueFrenchHorn97 reviews
Link Faron is uprooted from his happy suburban life and dragged against his will to the countryside, all so the new baby on the way can grow up somewhere 'better'. He hates it here and isn't afraid to let people know… but can two blond twins and their crazy friends coax him out of his shell? Modern Hyrule, the Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo, Zelink, Shidna, and Daria.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,259 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Legend of Malon: Meme's Mask by The Additional Pylon reviews
Following her epic cow delivery, Malon ends up following Link to Termina. However, they soon realize that Majora is the least of their worries as they learn that Cloud, the dictator of Sony, has returned to find the fabled Meme's Mask and conquer the video game universe. Can Malon and her new random allies find a way to stop this spiky haired villain? Only time will tell...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Malon, Link
Harry Potter and the Order of the iPhone by Sailor Eclectica reviews
What if Harry Potter and all of his friends had phones? Read on as Harry theboywholived and Voldemort naginilover162 fight to the death in cyberspace and Ginny mrspotterlove stalks Harry until he finally just blows up! Thanks a lot Hermione! So read on to see what other crazy things lay uncovered deep in the phones of Hogwarts' most famous residents!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
If the Capitol Were In The Hunger Games by makesuretheyrememberyou reviews
No need for a description, the title says it all... *****REVIEW THIS AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER*****
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
The Fellowship Goes to the Mall by Smorelet4077 reviews
Aragorn just wants to buy a birthday gift for Arwen. Too bad the rest of the Fellowship's craziness threatens to make that task an impossible one! Lots of pointless insanity ahead - you have been warned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
Why Hermione Granger Believes In Wrackspurts by ladyoftheknightley reviews
...a study in friendship. "Harry tracked Hermione down to a girl's bathroom. She emerged, accompanied by Luna Lovegood who was patting her vaguely on the back" - HBP, page 290. Just what had been going on in there, after Ron was mean to Hermione? x.For the 2012 Hogwarts Games.x
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Sun Colours by wekfnwekonf reviews
"Well, well, what an unusual mind." It is Luna Lovegood's turn to be sorted and, even it is to a hat, Luna insists on conveying her true personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Duncan, Snicket and Subconciousness: by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
Snicket has a little talk with Duncan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Lemony S., Duncan Q. - Complete
A wicked ability to murder by tua reviews
"They can't hurt me. I'm not like the rest of you. There's no one left I love." How Johanna Mason ended up with nothing to call her own, and no one to love. Right now: in the arena
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Johanna M.
The Desolate Discourse by marthesia reviews
This is currently a one-shot, a word which here means "a single chapter in what is otherwise a long story that, if published in its entirety, would not only endanger every person mentioned, but would also take time away from the writer's other endeavors".
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Lemony S., Beatrice
A Bazillion Ways Peeta Could Have Died by Nareya reviews
Peeta's a great guy. But sometimes, we get a bit frustrated with him. And then we blow him up. And run him over with trains. And let him get eaten by squirrels and the like...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Vote Zant For Twilight King! by Xantospoc reviews
As the elections for the next ruler of the Twilight Realm draws close, the candidate Zant is interviewed by a Twili. Will this mean good for our favorite villain? Set before TP, MidnaXZant discussed, crack, one-shot. Rated T for safeness. Read and Review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zant - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Present Meets the Future by Technophobia678 reviews
Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Strange Events II by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
The Baudelaires and Quagmires have finally arrived at their new home. Uncle Monty's house. What do you think Uncle Monty's like? Do you like him? Do you think the kids like him? Find out the answers to all your questions in: The Rebellious Reptiles.Enjoy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures:The Return of Snapette by A True Weasley reviews
It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S.
Twilight Princess: Journey to High School? by Zeldalover84 reviews
After Link defeats Ganondorf and restores peace to Hyrule he returns to...high school? Wtf? Join Link on this odd journey through the teen life. Somewhat modern. LinkXIlia
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,144 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Link, Ilia
A Series of Strange Events by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
CHAPTER 13 IS UP! R&R PLZ! The Quagmires and Baudelaires go on a twisted adventure including Olaf and Esme. Promise you lots of laughs and randomness! If you just got through reading some sad stuff & wanna laugh, you've come to the right place. ;
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Why You Don't Lock Ginny Weasley in a Closet by One Who Hunts reviews
Unless you want to suffer, don't lock Ginny in a broom closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Door by One Who Hunts reviews
I said, "Leave!" but all I really want is you to stand outside my window, throwing pebbles, screaming, "I'm in love with you!" A small Harry and Ginny story. Surely, those two had a fight at some point in there relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events Christmas Special by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
It's my first ever ASOUE Christmas special. Christmas songs and Duncan being weird. Yes, you read it here first! Weird Duncan is back! Rated T for a mild inappropriate accusing moment
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Fireflies by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Luna song fic to Owl City's "Fireflies". She was sure that, if someone were to catch her out right now, dancing alongside the cool breeze that wrapped itself around her like a comforting blanket, the droplets of high notes would invade their ears as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Deathly Hallows: What Should Have Happened by A True Weasley reviews
What should have happened in Deathly Hallows in a hilarious wacko way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P.
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Just Another Picture to Burn by RoPete reviews
Dean and Ginny's break up Song-Fic song by taylor swift. This is for every breakup gone wrong. Burn Baby Burn!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ginny W., Dean T.
The list of why boys really are jerks by Emerald Alitrex reviews
Ginny and Hermione make a list of why boys are jerks . Companion to the lioness and the serphant. Rated teen for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
In Retrospect by A Terrible Person reviews
Passing stories from generation to generation is an ancient tradition, and heaven knows Beatrice's uncle is full of them. Some light shipping here and there. R&R, please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Lemony S. - Complete
When Life Is Lemony by Maran Zelde reviews
Is one of the Baudelaire parents alive? Where are the Quagmire triplets? What's in the sugar bowl? Lemony discovers the answers to these questions and more. [Oneshot]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
Parody of The Bad Beginning by Spartan Spanker Squad reviews
A parody of The Bad Beginning.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Violet B., Klaus B.
ASoUE parody by Gabrielle Phantom reviews
A parody of ASoUE. A.K.A. A Series of Unfortunate Events Watch as I, maybe with the help of my sister, make Violet LOVE Greenday, Klaus dumb, Sunny overly talkative, and to make a long story short, completely OOC.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Lemony S.
High School by LunaRyuu reviews
Legend of Zelda chars in modern day high school. I'm bad at summaries so just read it. I'm sure you'll like it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
The Faramir Variety Hour by Faramir Fancier reviews
Faramir's got his own TV show and Boromir provides comedy that no one really gets! If you've read 'has the apocalypse come yet' you'll understand it better. With field trips to other places in M.E., interviews, and other fun stuff! Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
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The Fellowship Of Insanity reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,796 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Pippin Who reviews
What about second breakfast? Oh wait...I'll just use the Tardis...and then I can eat second breakfast as many times as I want! Wahoo! I love being a TimeHobbit!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Peregrin T.
Sidekick Mayhem reviews
When Midna, Navi, and Tatl get abducted by some mysterious figure, they are forced to team up with Link and Fi in a hilariously insane adventure to kill Ghirahim and get back home. But can Link stop them from killing each other? Rated T because of Midna's swearing issues.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Navi, Midna
Messieurs Rudolph, Scruffy, Rabies, and Shrimp reviews
The Marauders adventures on the night of the full moon. What more can I say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Remus L., James P.
Merry and Pippin Discover Fan-Fiction reviews
Well, you asked for it. :) Sequel to Legolas and Gimli Discover Fan-Fiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
SRWA (Stop Ronald Weasley Agency) reviews
Welcome to the S.R.W.A! As a member, your obligation is to prevent Ronald Weasley's annoying ways at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Insane Olaf reviews
Need I say more?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Count O., Klaus B.
Gimli And Legolas Discover Fan-Fiction reviews
Well, did you read the title?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Outlast The Others reviews
"All I have to do is outlast the others" she says. Little did Foxface know that surviving in the arena was going to be harder than she thought. This is the untold story of the hardships Foxface had to face in the arena of the 74th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Foxface