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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3102915, Profile Updated: 10-06-11
Author has written 4 stories for Kim Possible, Sucker Punch, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Victorious.

Hey, name's Kat, i'm gay, figure that out?

Favorite fanfiction couples:

-Rocket & Babydoll (Sucker punch)

-Santana and Britny (Glee)

-Quinn & Rachel (Glee)

-Cece & Rocky (Shake it up)

-Temprance and Angela (Bones)

-Kim Possible and Shego (Kim Possible, duh)

-Alex and Stevie (Wizards of waverly place)

-Jade and Tori (Victorious)

-Tori and Kat (Not me) (Victorious)

-A whole lot of others.

Find any really good fanfics of these please inform me (whatever rating & romance please)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (strawberry blonde).
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE/COLORGUARD team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. --> Or a Jonas Brother...(XD)

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet;
past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (-_-...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears
at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.
I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.

OMG my B-Day's soon YAY :D

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A Thin Line of Crimson by FangLoverLX reviews
Feeling lonely and hurt, Faye finds herself meeting the likes of a new Coven and their unbound and albet reckless Circle. But what happens next is something the fates had never planned; demons and falling in love with Cassie. AU. Chamberlake. Cassie/Faye
Secret Circle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,416 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Faye C., Cassie B.
Bittersweet by demondreaming reviews
When Tori first came to Hollywood Arts, I knew exactly two things about her. One, she could sing, and two; I didn't like her. But I know so much more now. I know that she shivers when you kiss her hips. And I know that her toes curl when she comes. Jori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Lips to Lips, Heart to Heart by OublietteVII reviews
A series of oneshots centered around the pairing of RizaxWinry in 'FMA': the golden mechanic and the sure shot. Because love isn't one-dimensional. Side genres will vary; some stories may be AU. Ninth Story: Until The End. Yuri/Shojo-Ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Riza H., Winry R.
No Spark by TracyCook reviews
Another Tawni/Sonny. When Sonny is having trouble with Chad and kissing him, Tawni explains that their is just no spark, and shows Sonny what a true spark is. Femslash Tonny!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M.
A Whole New Competition by TracyCook reviews
Alex and Justin are now competing over something aside from the wizard title. This being a certain blonde vampire named Juliet. Justin is dating her but Alex wants her. Alex/Juliet Femslash
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Alex R., Juliet vH.
Question Marks by agenderalien reviews
She is impossible. Completely improbable. Absolutely and totally absurd. And I'm kissing her like she's the only thing that makes sense. ;Tori/Cat;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
Alice Cullen Must Die by Riana Salvatore reviews
Alice Cullen is Forks High's resident player. Bella Swan is a nobody. But when Bella finds herself in the middle of a revenge plot involving Alice's exes, she finds out more than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Blame It On The Firewhiskey by jeslylo reviews
Quinn convinces Hermione to go to a party with her, and both of them get a little too drunk. Fabranger. Femmeslash. Rated M for language and scenes of explicit nature.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Hermione G., Quinn F. - Complete
The Heart Grow Fonder by elitemassacre6 reviews
Tired of being shut out by and constantly thinking about Quinn, Rachel looks for an escape. She finds it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
My Idol by TracyCook reviews
Sonny gets the chance of a lifetime, she gets to meet her idol Tawni Hart! As much as Tawni tries to hate her she cannot seem to do so and that soon turns into something more. Tawni/Sonny Tonny femslash!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M.
Gone by RED TIGER SKUNK reviews
Stalex :D wat i think shulda happened after stevie's "accident" damn producers... :T Rated T 4 language as always moslty
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Stevie, Alex R.
What Happens by ihatethissomuch reviews
Tori and Cat were happy together, until Jade came in. What will happen when Cat tries something she thought she deserved? Find out inside!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,780 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Love is the Drug by ChaseLehrman reviews
This basically follows the movie With a little switching of scenes to fit my own sick fantasies but with what i think of as cut scenes with Rocket and Baby Doll. M.F.A.R.
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Babydoll, Rocket
Obsessed by TracyCook reviews
Tawni hates Sonny when she gets there right? That is what it is? Or maybe she only hates her because she feels the need to push away her romantic feelings for her. Sonny/Tawni femmslash! Just give it a chance this couple needs lovin's!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,901 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M.
What if Shego by XxNightCoreIIxX reviews
Full summary inside. Warning! If you don't like KIGO read something else!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kim P., Shego
Control it up! by But I'm No Mercury reviews
Discontinued.
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
Sweet Dreams by piercesbitch reviews
Babydoll had thought she'd never see Rocket again, but she was wrong.
Sucker Punch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Babydoll, Rocket - Complete
Face Down by Riana Salvatore reviews
Alex Russo is in an abusive relationship. Her friend Stevie is getting tired of watching. Songfic by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Alex R., Stevie - Complete
Surprises by OrigamiFlower reviews
"When you get a second, I need to show you something." AngelaxBrennan Femslash inspired by what Angela says in 6x11 "Bullet in the Brain" Don't like femslash? Don't read it. Simple. R&R
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
Difficulties of Love by AdamTobiasGrayson reviews
Well you wanted it so now theres a 2nd sequel! Sequel to Faith, Love and Happiness I should change that title . T for now, might be M later on
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Alex R., Juliet vH.
I love my Fake Girlfriend by Harper loves Alex reviews
"This guy wouldn't stop bothering me, Harper so I kinda told him your my girlfriend. He wanted proof we just have to act like a couple for a little bit." Said Alex. It was the last thing Harper heard before her life got turn upside down.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harper, Alex R.
The Moment The World Stopped Spinning by Tempee08 reviews
Angela comforts a distressed Brennan, which leads to some interesting discoveries. Femslash, smut and some fluffy bits at the end. Reviews are appreciated : I think I need to work on my summaries ;D
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Angela M., T. Brennan
Tequila Teyla by drewandian
written for the OTL fest ficathon on LiveJournal. Prompt was Teyla/Elizabeth, getting my buzz on and the prompter wanted femslash...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Elizabeth W., Teyla E. - Complete
Games AKA The Photo Shoot by QuimbyCub reviews
Set after Runway Job and Bottle, and Future, kinda minor spoilers. The girls play 20 questions to get to know each other better. Smut ensues. FOR MARY/OhShinyTomato/SaphireSmoke, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Tara, Parker - Complete
Just Say Yes by just.unique91 reviews
Sequel to Just Wanna Feel Alive. Alex brushed her lips against Juliet's cool ones and Juliet groaned with frustration. “Alex?” Juliet murmured against the soft lips. “Yeah?” The wizard breathed out in reply. “Please kiss me.” TWO-SHOT. Alex/Juliet.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alex R., Juliet vH. - Complete
Just Wanna Feel Alive by just.unique91 reviews
“I swear you're using your vampire hypnotism on me right now,” Alex moaned and arched into Juliet's body. Alex Russo/Juliet Van Heuson. Femslash. One-shot. Alex/Juliet
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alex R., Juliet vH. - Complete
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A series of testsCh1 Tests reviews
This is my first Kigo, so I hope it's ok. Don't like slash, then don't read it. I appologize for any typos and miss-spellings. I would love to read your comments. Enjoy :
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kim P., Shego
Love in Hell reviews
I like to call this couple "BabyRocket" In the end, I'll change it because I hated the ending. First BabyRocket, but not first fanfic, hope you like it. Rated M for later
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Babydoll, Rocket
Freezer Burn reviews
Soemthing happens, something bad, ro something good? Jade and Tori are taken by an overly crazed fan who wants to keep them forever. No rape/sexual assult, don't worry. The title kind of gives up their predicament. Rated M later. Another one for KK eevee
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Tori V., Jade W.
Seing Stevie reviews
Ok, so, first Stalex. I dedicate this to EeveeLuvr18. Ok, so, femslash duh and so, yeah. sorry for the short first chap. After stevie dies, or is she really dead dun dun dun! Maybe rated M later
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Alex R., Stevie