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Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

My name is Elsie!

From District 12

Athena child

Phangirl

One of the rare people that ship Raoul and Christine (Oh I don't ship that. I freaking titanic that)

AGE: Between the age of 10 and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Good luck on that.

NAME: Elsie.

OTHER INFO: Team Peeta, Extreme Know-It-All, Broadway obsessive, don't give a crap on what people think and I go to Hogwarts. I also hate Twilight and love The Office.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

GLEE: Brody/Rachel Quinn/Sam Santana/Brittney Kurt/Blaine Puck/Shelby Tina/Mike Emma/Will Artie/Sugar Marley/Jake Kitty/Ryder

HUNGER GAMES: Katniss/Peeta Finnick/Annie Clove/Cato Johanna/Gale PAIRINGS I HATE: Peeta/Gale Katniss/Gale

PJO: Percy/Annabeth Travis/Katie Lou Ellen/Connor Nico/Kate Great (haha love those stories)

HARRY POTTER: Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Neville/Luna Draco/poop Draco/Astoria Dobby/Winky Lupin/Tonks Rose/Scorpious!! PAIRINGS I HATE: Any slash (other than Dumbledore/anyone male or Quirrel/Volemort) ANY incest, Harry/Hermione Draco/Hermione Ginny/Draco Ron/Luna Fred/George

THE OFFICE: Micheal/Holly Pam/Jim Andy/Erin Ryan/Kelly (haha) Dwight/Isabel Phyllis/Bob Vance Stanley/Crossword Puzzles :P I also think it would be funny if Dwight and Angela's baby grows up and fell in love with Pam and Jim's!

OTP: RAOUL AND CHRISTINE (omg i ship it so hard it hurts)

My favorite musicals:

1.Les Miserables and Wicked and Phantom of the Opera(tied)

2. 13 and A VERY POTTER MUSICAL AND A VERY POTTER SEQUAL and Evita

3. Pippin

4.Mary Poppins

5. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

6. MANY MANY MORE

NICKNAMES:

Hermione Granger

Gahndi

Rachel Berry

Santana (I am the best at insults)

Glinda

Elphie (long story)

Clove

Pink Stegosaurus (another VERY long story!!)

My hatred of Dramione story:

There was a boy in my grade who was mean and popular. He went of his way EVERY day to call me a loser, tell me I have no friends and pretty much make my life miserable. IT SUCKED! So putting us together is the same thing as putting Draco and Hermione together!

My Stories:

Rules for Dating Ginny: That one is probably my most popular. I really enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it!

Summary: Fred and George pay a visit to lay down the law with Harry about dating Ginny...

The Lost Hero Cast: This one is pretty funny! Another popular one guest starring Gred and Forge Weasley!

Jason, Leo and Piper (plus others who keep sneaking up on them) decide who would play them in a movie!

Letters to You, Yes You!: Way over done but ever so tempting!

Summary: A funny collections of letters to fan fiction from HP and friends!

Love and Life: My first romance fic!

Summary: Just a bunch of cutsey-romance oneshots

Everything's Alright

Summary: Katniss and Peeta are engaged and Katniss has a nightmare. Peeta is there to confort her.

Ideas:

Maybe an HP Next Generation fiction, I don't know. I'm still working on it.

A Peeta/Katniss fic I wrote dedicated to my friend Sarah! I might upload that!

Les Hogwarts :P

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

Harry or Ron? Both

Hermione or Ginny? Both

Neville or Seamus? Oh I love Seamus but you doubted Harry...and Neville's totally badass!

Snape or Slughorn? Both!

Fred or George? Both!

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?... Harry/Ginny Harmione is like putting together bro and sis you disgusting people!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? ROMIONE!

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? NEITHER HARRY AND GINNY!!!

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? ROMIONE

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? BLACH NEITHER!

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? ROMIONE! LAVENDER SUCKS! I HATE HER MORE THAN VOLDEMORT OR BELLATRIX!...COMBINED!

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Oh sorry Snape luv ya but sooo James/Lily!

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? BUTTERBEER! I'm to young to drink!

Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes? WEASLEY'S WIZARDING WHEEZES!

Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? Both...

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? HOGWARTS YOU IDIOT!

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Both...

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Neither... only Malfoy I like is Scorpious!

Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Wizzbees? Bertie Botts!

Witch Weekly or Daily Prophet? The Quibbler

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Neither...

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? GRYFFINDOR!!

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? MY BLOOD IS RED AND GOLD!

Gryffindor or Slytherin? See above

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor!

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Gryffindor

Remus Lupin: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Who said that?
Remus Lupin: Me.

Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this?
Minerva McGonagall: Yes, Longbottom.
Neville Longbottom: Blow it up? Boom?
Minerva McGonagall: BOOM!

Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra!
Ron Weasley: [chasing them off] Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty!

Luna Lovegood: Well, there's Rowena Ravenclaw's lost diadem.
Ron Weasley: Oh bloody hell, here we go.

Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who.
Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know.
Dean Thomas: Where is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.
Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.

Minerva McGonagall: Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.
Seamus Finnigan: I can bring it down!
Minerva McGonagall: That's the spirit, now away you go.

Hermione Granger: [Disguised as Belltrix Lestrange, addressing a Death Eater] Good morning!
Griphook: Good morning? You're Bellatrix Lestrange, not some dewey-eyed schoolgirl!

Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now.
Harry Potter: [Stepping out of the crowd] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster

Luna Lovegood: Harry, wait, I need to talk to you.
Harry Potter: I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: You won't find it where you're going, you're wasting your time.
Harry Potter: We'll talk later, ok?
Luna Lovegood: Harry!
Harry Potter: Later!
Luna Lovegood: Harry Potter! You listen to me right now! Don't you remember what Cho said about Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem? There's not a person alive whose seen it. It's obvious isn't it? You have to talk to someone whose dead.

Flitwick: You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely.
Minerva McGonagall: That doesn't mean we can't delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way.

Ginny Weasley: [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville have entered the Room of Requirement] Harry!
Harry Potter: Hi there.
[Ron pauses waiting for a response from Ginny, then addresses Hermione]
Ron Weasley: Six months she hadn't see me, it's like I'm a Frankie First Year. I'm only her brother...
Seamus Finnigan: She's got lots of them, but there's only one Harry.
Ron Weasley: Shut up Seamus.

Hermione Granger: We can't just stand here. Who's got an idea?
Ron Weasley: Don't ask us. You're the brilliant one

Ron Weasley: [as they're rescuing Draco and Blaise] If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU!

Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
1.3.6.7

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
1,3,6,7

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Dobby, Remus,Tonks,James,Lily,Fred,George,Hermione,Hagrid,Sirius,Harry,Ron,Luna,Neville,Ginny,Dumbledore,Mcgonaggal, Snape, Mrs. Weasley, Mr Weasley,Slughorn,Flitwick,Mad Eye, Headwig,Trevor the Toad,ect

What house do you prefer to be in?
Gryffindor!

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Gryffindor!

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Nearly Headless Nick!

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?
Transfiguration, DADA!

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Professor McGonagall! And Snape (in the last one)

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Seeker! (or commentator)

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Seeker or commentator

Who do you want to make friends with?
Hermione,Luna,Ginny,Fred,George,Ron,Harry and everyone except for the Slytherins! And Lavender!

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Ginny , Luna and Hermione!

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Because me and Hermione are alike, and I am friends with people like Luna and Ginny. Plus they sound cool

Which character in the book can you relate to?
Hermione!!!

What pet would you get?
OWL!!

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. (If evolution was real...)

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my soda!

"Sir, we're surrounded!"

"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, and/or Ron/Hermione shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you’re a proud member of Dumbledore’s Army copy and paste this into your profile

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this if you are a proud member of S.P.E.W!!

Copy and paste this if you are not afraid to say Merry Christmas!

Copy and past this if Jesus Christ is your Savior and Lord!!

Copy and paste if you are a Gryffindor!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is just a river in Egypt!

Copy and paste if you hate Dramione and are TOTALLY Romione like everyone with a BRAIN is!! Dramione sucks you idiots!

Copy and paste if you want a bunch of copy and paste things in your profile!!!

Things you think people would know:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? on the moon?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
(Really? I was just going to test that)

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Random Things by Kebchii reviews
In the most random things, random events happen. A tribute to Percy Jackson's birthday and to his and Annabeth Chase's anniversary! PercAbeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Their life of Love by OncePeetaHermione reviews
Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione, plus all the other favourites on the rocky path of life. strictly cannon. H/G R/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Truth or dare by DustRiver98 reviews
The campers of camp Half - Blood play truth or dare. What could go wrong? Everything. A few campers as well as gods can be a bit OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011
Wizards and Demigods in the City by Athena's gray owl reviews
Most of your favorite Wizards and Demigods are adults now and have a family. What happens when the Wizards, Demigods and their children all move into the same city? Will they fight when wizard and demigod identitys are revealed? Has been adopted by Mwagner11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Offstage Love by TheGrandeGillies reviews
Elizabeth Gillies and Eric Nelsen have an onscreen-romance. But that romance goes on Offstage. Can they keep it a secret for the others? Set during Broadway Shows, rehearsals and real life. Ericabeth and Grahiana romance, Eliana and Erham friendship.
13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Lucy, Brett
Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin by Funshine Tonks reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin's relationship in the Order Of the Phoenix. Starting when Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place. Sirius and Remus argue, Ginny, Hermione and Tonks have a interesting slepover.Rated T 'cause I'm paraniod.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Olympian Facebook by AlFanBoy reviews
The Olympians have found facebook! Join Percy, Hades, Apollo, Zeus in Facebook. And Harry Potter?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Tonks and Lupin by Wotchereleni reviews
TonksxLupin! Will be more chapters. Tonks got a crush on Remus, obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Monologues by bestgyrl reviews
Haven't you ever wondered how the characters truly feel? What's really going on in their heads? Well, it's your chance to find out, and you'll hear it straight from the horses' mouth. That is, if I include Blackjack. Inspired by Ilovepercyjacksonsomuch. Sadly, on hiatus until I can get my bearings together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
Post Battle by 11016 reviews
The few hours after the battle of Hogwarts. And a bit of the summer too. And a bit of their return to Hogwarts. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Careers by MarigoldStevens reviews
Because ruthless killing machines weren't made in a day. A collection of one shots about our favorite Careers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Moments in the Life of Teddy Lupin by Darci the Thespian reviews
Teddy's life and the events that happen in it. Most of the characters are J.K. Rowling's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Teddy L. - Complete
Aphrodite's Scarf by hey.dovewings reviews
"Somewhere, deep inside, I'd known it all along... I'd let myself fall for a boy who was destined to die." Somehow, Percy had gone from driving her crazy to being the one she cared most about. -A collection of Percabeth oneshots, spanning the series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,017 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tis the Season to be Random by helotastic reviews
From awkward mistletoe encounters to drunken house-elves to overprotective dads, here are 25 fun Christmas one-shots spanning several decades of holiday cheer. Marauders, Golden Trio, New Generation, etc. Will be updated once a day until Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Letters for the Lupins by Teddy R. Lupin reviews
Have you ever wanted to know what happened in between the lines of Remus and Tonks's relationship? Now you have the chance to find out. Leave the Lupins a letter and soon you'll have your answer! Remus/Tonks, Andromeda/Ted, possible Teddy/Victoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Hermione's Desire by WorldNerd12 reviews
It was concealed in the only place that could hide the many secrets of the castle: the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Taayluur reviews
The PJATO characters write "Strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
The SueSlayer Got Served by bestgyrl reviews
Try saying that five times, fast. Anyway, take a look. I hope you find a creative point of view, taking a stance against excessive Sue-Slayer stories
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - OC - Complete
Gods facebooks plus campers by Wandering Historian reviews
What would happen if percy and the camp half-blood gang all had facebooks plus the gods. Creepy right. Laugh out loud funny on some conflice
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Potters Get The Girl by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
This is a story I wrote form my best friend, MasakoDaenerys. It's a James/Lily story about how the two got together! A Christmas present for my friend, posted early, but it has nothing to do with Christmas! : Humour, Romance. Please R&R! Happy Reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
From nightmare to bliss by DustRiver98 reviews
Annabeth teaches Percy how to shoot arrows as something strange happens. And its Aphrodites fault. One thing leads to another and soon Percy and Annabeth are on a quest together with a new Half - Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigod Facebook by The Silence Out Of The Dark reviews
The Percy Jackson crew are on facebook. Oh no! First fic. R&R?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Wizards at Camp HalfBlood by liveforcolorx13 reviews
Pretty much what the title says! The characters of HP meet Percy Jacksons world! Will be some Percabeth and Ron/Hermione. Rated T for slight language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Annabeth C.
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Truth or Dare Olympus Style by Athyna DaughterofPosiedon reviews
Some of the gods and goddesses get stuck in Apollo's place. He suggests truth or dare. That won't end badly at all...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Ginny and Harry Tying the Knot by MissBlueGum reviews
Well the title pretty much says it all, this very short story just shows how i would imagine Harry proposing to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
Standing in front of that mirror, she couldn't have felt more... ugly. She didn't DESERVE to be a daughter of Aphrodite. It must've been a mistake, a joke. Lacy-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Drew T., Silena B. - Complete
Dear JK Rowling by helotastic reviews
Tomorrow, the movies will end, but the magic will live on. A letter I wrote just pouring my heart out and thanking Jo for the books that were my childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Tik Tok by PoseidonKidd reviews
If you like Kesha...this song...is for you!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Broadway Song Parodies by Slytherclaw-girl17 reviews
Originally "Castle Up On Mars," this is now one entire collection of my song parodies for Harry Potter/Broadway. Please note: Now or Never SvG will remain one document.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L.
The Little Missteps We Make by Neko-Chan in Wonderland reviews
The small missteppings that sent Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks toppling into each other. How they met, how they fell in love, and what became of them. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Bound To Happen Sometime by Neko-Chan in Wonderland reviews
[Oneshot]Harry was hoping for a quiet evening of homework, but his constantly arguing friends never let him have that. However this argument has a different outcome than usual. Well, it was bound to happen sometime. RonxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Sacrifices by RiverofTruth reviews
Things continue to be amiss in Paris. Though this time it is no Opera Ghost that threatens the happiness of the two lovers. RC. R.A.O.U.L. I give you this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,027 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Christine, Raoul
Protect Me by Operatic reviews
Just a bit of RC fluff. The conversation between them as they leave Erik's flat together. One shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Nepenthe by Adison reviews
On a warm, sad summer day, the Vicomtesse reflects. One shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter, Broadway Style! by azriona reviews
A series of Parodies of Broadway Musicals. Get ready to laugh, cry, and most importantly - sing along! You'll never be able to watch these plays with a straight face again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
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Love and Life reviews
Oneshots. Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, James/Lilly, Scorp/Rose, ect
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts
Title credit to Starkid. Anyway, Harry, Ron and Hermione visit Hogwarts before doing a Defense Against the Dark Arts seminar, and each have there own mini-adventure. Set while Albus and Rose are in 5th year. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Screwed up Lives of Finnick and Annie
A story from the beginning of Finnick and Annie to the end. I'll try to update every Wednesday. Review please? Thanks.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Letters To You, Yes You! reviews
I know this is way overdone but I couldn't help myself... T for mild language and safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012
Everything's Alright reviews
Cute little oneshot about engaged Katniss and Peeta. Review please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Gone reviews
Takes place when Ginny thinks Harry is dead in the Deathly Hallows. Oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Rules for Dating Ginny reviews
Fred and George give Harry a talk. FLAMES ROAST MY MARSHMALLOWS! PS. I GOT IT TO DO PARAGRAPHS! FLAMES ROAST MY MARSHMALLOWS! : : :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Lost Hero Cast reviews
What Leo and Jason and others who keep sneaking up on them would cast the Lost Hero as. Review and FLAMES ROAST MY MARSHMALLOWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jason G., Leo V.