Eaglestarisawesome5
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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3103256, Profile Updated: 03-23-15
Author has written 11 stories for Warriors, Invader Zim, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

I AM EAGLESTAR RULER OF EVERYTHINGLAND HEAR MY ROAR!!! meow.

My Favorite Things:

#1: Homestuck

#2: Five Nights At Freddy's

#3: Hetalia

#4: My Little Pony

#5: Doctor Who

#6: Gravity Falls

#7: Stephen Universe

#8: Warriors

Warriors stuff...

Favorite Couples:
LeafpoolXCrowfeather
FeathertailXCrowfeather
BerrynoseXHoneyfern

Least Favorite Couples:
GoldenflowerXTigerclaw
LionblazeXHimself

Whats Your Warriors Names?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

IvypoolBone=Ivybone

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warrior's name and mix the letters up)

Ivypool=Povoily

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkcat

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)

THUNDERBIRD! (Thunderclan and Skyclan) Sounds tough, huh?

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Walrus

My own warriors:

Silvershadow:silver tabby she-cat

Foxberry:reddish tom with black socks and white toes

Eaglestar:light brown she-cat with white paws and tail tip

Wildclaw:brown tabby tom

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a clan,so I must be a missguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets .

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life .

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicinecat with kits,so the kits must be messed up.

Origionally created by LarkroseLukos.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Willowbark, Icelegs, IPuppyluv, Eaglestarisawesome5!

If you were just reading my profile to look for things to copy and paste into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

1. Dovewing

2. Ivypool

3. Zim

4. Firestar

5. Brokenstar

6. Gaz

7. Ravenpaw

8. Lionblaze

9. Hollyleaf

10. GIR

11. Tak

12. Dib

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Gaz/Tak? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE CREATOR OF THIS???!!!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Firestar? idk...

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

you are a sick man

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Ivypool and Gaz? No way.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Brokenstar/Hollyleaf or Brokenstar/GIR...definately Brokenstar/GIR. Brokenstar wouldn't want a mate but he might go out with a robot, considering his evil personality

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Ravenpaw walked in on Lionblaze and Ivypool kissing? He would become mentally insane

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

GIR/Zim? Umm... PREPARE YOUR BLADDERS FOR IMMENANT RELEASE!!!!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Dovewing/Lionblaze? Probably!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Outcasts

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

I have no clue what het is.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Yes, Tak is awesome.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Ivypool/Firestar/Brokenstar...no.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

"Last Man Standing" or "Monster" because of Tigerstar

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Dovewing/Gaz/Dib WARNING:CONTENT IN THIS STORY IS ONLY FOR THE NON-FAINT OF HEART

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Have you read your waffles with mayo today?

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Dovewing and Lionblaze are in a happy relationship until Brokenstar runs off with Hollyleaf. After Lionblaze dumps Dovewing for Ivypool, Gaz gets upset (which is rare) and retaliates by dating Dib. Alone and broken-hearted, Dovewing travels in search of a friend. Finally, Dovewing meets Firestar and Ravenpaw. The three loners meet GIR, who tells each of them to look for love (with a buritto). Firestar finds Zim, Ravenpaw gets Tak, but now Dovewing is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Gaz and Dib!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Mature Content

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Horror

21) I set you up on a date with two!

Why TT

1. Anne Maria

2. Mike

3. Brick

4. Dakota

5. Zoey

6. B

7. Dawn

8. Lightning

9. Jo

10. Sam

11. Scott

12. Cameron

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

um...nope

2) Do you think two is hot? How hot?

MIKE IS MINE!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

I would call the police

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

not that I've read

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

how about Mike and me? there, better

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Zoey/Sam, cause Zoey/Jo makes pretty much no sense whatsoever

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

She'd read their auras to make sure it was mutual(which it wont be) then call the police on Lightning for molesting Mike

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Video games in the army...Brick does not approve.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

maybe...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Great Minds Think Alike

11) Do any of your friends read three het?

um...

12) Do any of your friends draw or write eleven?

a lot of people draw and write Scott!

13) Would any of your friends write two/five/four?

Mike/Zoey/Dakota? probably not Dakota, but many,many,many,many,many people have written Mike/Zoey

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

HIGH SCORE!!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

just to tick Lightning off, the my little pony theme song XD

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: YAOI

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Um, hey Mike, hehe...um...why aren't you wearing a shirt?...Who's Vito? does he play Mass Effect 3?

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Anne Maria and Lightning are in a happy relationship(o.e) until Zoey runs off with Jo. After Lightning dumps Anne Maria for Mike(-.- Lightning, you have to learn that Mike will never accept you, he is MIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEE), B gets upset and retaliates by dating Cameron. Alone and broken-hearted(and hot), Anne Maria travels in search of a friend. Finally, Anne Maria meets Dakota and Dawn. The three loners meet Sam, who tells each of them to look for love(AKA, Diablo 3). Dakota finds Brick, Dawn gets Scott(expected), but now Anne Maria is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with B and Cameron!

19) What would be a good title for this?

The Mike Blog

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romance, Mike

21) I set you up on a date with two!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not literally THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

List your top ten favorite characters in anything.

Example:

1. Canada (Hetalia)

2. Mike (TDROTI)

3. Scourge (Warriors)

4. America (Hetalia)

5. Derpy (MLP:FIM)

6. Pinkie Pie (MLP:FIM)

7. Izzy (TDI, TDA, TDWT)

8. Brick (TDROTI)

9. Italy (Hetalia)

10. England (Hetalia)

Now answer these questions:

1. What would happen if 3 and 7 met each other?

Scourge would probably kill Izzy because she's annoying to him

2. Who would win in a fight: 9 or 4?

America, because Italy would run away screaming for the American not to kill him

3. How would 5 react if he/she saw 1 turn into a mermaid/merman?

Derpy would probably just be her derpy self and give him a muffin.

4. Would 2 and 6 make good friends?

Yes, since Pinkie can be good friends with pretty much anypony. Or anyhuman.

5. What would happen if 8 and 10 ran a fast food resturaunt together?

I honestly have no idea what Brick would do, but England would probably set the place on fire and give half the customers food poisoning.

6. Would 4 and 6 be able to have a lasting relationship?

Yes. They are actually very similar.

7. What would happen if 5 and 8 were locked in a small room together?

Derpy would somehow make muffins and Brick would probably piss himself.

8. Would 4 and 7 get along?

Yes.

9. 10 tries to kill 3. What would happen?

ITS THE BATTLE OF THE AGES A DARK MAGIC USER ENGLAND VS MURDEROUS ALMOST UNDEFEATABLE CAT SCOURGE OMG I NEED TO SEE THIS

10. If 2 accidentally kissed 1...

I would try to decide whether to kill Mike for kissing my Canada or leave him be and my head would explode.

1. Eridan Ampora(Homestuck

2. Canada(Hetalia)

3. Mabel Pines(Gravity Falls)

4. 11th Doctor(Doctor Who)

5. Karkat Vantas(Homestuck)

6. Italy(Hetalia)

7. Terezi Pyrope(Homestuck)

8. Robbie(Gravity Falls)

9. Derpy Hooves(My Little Pony)

10. Nepeta Leijon(Homestuck)

11. Rainbow Dash(My Little Pony)

12. Gir(Invader Zim)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Italy/Rainbow Dash?!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

11/11 :D

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

The world would explode

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

LOTS

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Well, at least they're from the same universe this time...*coughquestion1cough*

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

CATNIP

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

"...OK. SOM3BODY F1LL 1N TH3 BL1ND G1RL."

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

SPARKLES!!!! That is all.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Maaaayyyybbbeeeee...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Love is Blind, Gir

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

wtf

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

LOTS

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

ITS THREE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES WTF

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

AC: :33

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Jar of Hearts

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Extreme use of annoying randomness to irritate Eridan

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

AC: :33

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Eridan and Robbie are in a happy relationship until Karkat runs off with Derpy. After Robbie dumps Eridan for Canada, Italy gets upset and retaliates by dating Gir. Alone and broken hearted(this is oddly accurate), Eridan travels in search of a friend. Finally, Eridan meets the 11th Doctor and Terezi. The three loners meet Nepeta, who tells each of them to look for love(of course she would). The 11th Doctor finds Mabel, Terezi gets Rainbow Dash(all the colors), but now Eridan is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Italy and Gir!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Your mom.

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Parody

21) I set you up on a date with two!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped X
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house X
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! X
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I slapped a house because I'm a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! XD

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

Type your name: Eaglestarisawesome5

Type your name without looking: Eagloestaridsawrsomw4

Type your name with your nose: Eaglestarisawesome5

Type you name with your toes: EEagle3zastyartisazaWSEDSPOMSE5

MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Lacey

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:

(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Lacizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME

(fav color and fav animal)

Yellacat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:

(your middle name and the street you live on)

Lace Donald Ross Way

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:

(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Folci

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:

(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Pink Fanta Orange

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:

(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Ilandbe

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:

(both parents middle name)

Anne Rudolph

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:

(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Mac

THE BOY/GIRL QUIZ

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Only sometimes when it's minor, not when it's serious)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. You hate wearing the colour black. (I like wearing black but my fave is yellow)
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 9 1/2 /25
I am a tomboy in real life but I do have some girly qualities to me. :)

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of the family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "BITCH!! I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade.
When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.

When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life chucks lemons at you and hit hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most"
When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I throw them back and say, "I'm not hungry."
When life gives you lemons, ask him, "What is up with you and giving people fruit???"

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
Of course it does!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

What to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of cookies and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match.

19. Stand by the fruit section and whenever someone is browsing whisper "I heard someone died eating those"

20. Go to the furniture section, find a wardrobe and put a sign on it that says "CAUTION: PORTAL TO NARNIA"

21. Buy some Cristmas sticker decorations, go out into the parking lot, and stick them to any blue Toyota Priests you see.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning every single second of the day.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Think about it. Therapist. The/rapist. Oh my freaking god. Never again.')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (The two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (I've made countless posts with something related to an apology for inactivity)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (read below)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Blah blah blah FISHCAKES!!! blah blah blah I'M A LIAR!!!)

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (and pieces of paper and pencils and chips and plastic and twist ties and...)

You argue with your own OCs. (Jack thinks I need to take a bath)

Some characters interact with you. (apparently Mike wants to marry me and I just had a girl fight with Rarity)

You argue with the charaters.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (two are missing already, but I can still use them. And another button that I have no idea what it does are missing.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (correction, I do have AD-OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (read above)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (true, very true.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (still am)

[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (pizzzzzaaaaaaaa...)

[x] You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[x] You can be clumsy at times. (definitely, especially in class)

[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (All. The. Freakin. Time.)

[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[x] You would surrender in a war situation.

(10/10) WELL THEN.

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.(no really)

]Sausages are your favourite foods.(no)

[x]You like to walk your dog.

[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.(Few of 'em)

]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. (Hahahaha NO!)

]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x] You work very hard.(Yep)

[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (Ahh, thats only if im pissed or bored)

[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. (Mostly.)

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.

(7/10) Okay cool...

Japan (Kiku Honda)

] You're very mature.

] You think everything over before saying it.

[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (well, the first half is true. I flipped out when I caught a little glowing girl in a picture on a ghost tour)

] You isolated yourself during childhood.

[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

] You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

]You're good at practical tasks.

] You need time to adjust to new people.

(2/9) that I can beleive

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (cheeseburgers to be exact)

[x]You think you're awesome.

[x]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[x]You wear glasses.

(9/10) HALLELUIA!!!

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea. (only sweet tea though)

]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (I love fairytales!)

]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

]You get drunk quite easily.

]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

]You're good at embroidery. (But I can sew...)

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. (cuddles!)

[x]You think you have a great fashion sense.

]You like wine. (I ain't allowed to drink wine)

[x]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. (No, but I can write romance well.)

[x]You love red roses.

[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (truth is I don't know if I'm straight or lesbian. HELP!!!)

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

]You're very flamboyant.

]You say you're a gourmet .

(7/10) F*!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FRANCE!!!!!!! F* F* F* F*!!!!!!!!!

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood. ( :( )

]You're very tall. (sort of, but not enough to be considered tall)

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities (I have frickin MPD, that good enough for you?!)

]You wear a scarf all the time

[x]You love sunflowers.(they're so pretty)

]You love vodka.(look at the wine thing.)

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (only when necessary)

[x]You're very strong. (when i feel like it)

]You have a big nose.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.(I call it the Bubble Pop)

(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

]You're very mature.

]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas. (so cute!)

]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

]You love Hello Kitty.(nope)

]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

]You work hard. (Nope)

[x]You're good at drawing.(definately!)

[x]You like sweets. (BLARG YUMMY!!!! EEEEEEEEEE)

(3/10) feh

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

]You are very well-raised.

]You're polite.

]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake. (CAAAAAAAEEEEEEKKK)

]You have a mole on your face.

[x]Spending your tine on Hobbies than do what needed right away.

]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

]You've composed music before.

]You tend to call people 'morons'.

[x]You wear glasses.

(3/10) .3.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (Quite a lot.)

[x]You look younger than you actually are.

]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

]You hate fighting.

[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (probably cause of my pixie cut)

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[x] You're bilingual.

[x] You are always carrying a bear with you. (Does a giant stuffed polar bear count?)

(8/10) YAYZ! I wub you Canada...I remember you

Cuba

]You smoke.

]You're very physically strong.

]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[x]You like hot weather. (COLD!!!! BRRRRRR!!!)

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.(always)

[x]You look very tough on the outside.

]You make a very nice role-model. (nope)

[x]You don't let people get a word in edgewise.

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

]You have a potty-mouth.

]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid.

]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

]You're very serious.

]You have a lot of patience. (definately not)

]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.

]You're not very confident.

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[x]People tend to walk all over you.

[x]You're a born worrier.

(4/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy. (DERF! 69)

]when you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

]You're very wary of strangers.

]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(5/10) merp. that's all I have to say.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

] You're quite mean-spirited.

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x] you're very good at tactics.

]You hate Russia.

[x]You love to fight people. (not physically though)

]You can avoid marriages quite well. (nope. .3.)

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

]You like drinking. (too young!!!)

[x]You want to become stronger.

(6/10) I don't even...

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.

] you favo rthe taste of fresh tomatoes

] you're very Responible (HAHAHAHAHA-no.)

[x] you tend to Dramatize over things a lot

] you love churros.(I don't even know what those are...)

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random. (MOOSE!CupCake!)

[x] somehow, you like bananas.(only w/ pb on them)

]You often offer food to people.

]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x] You like to order people around.

[x]You're a scaredy-cat.

] you curse a lot.

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell.

] you love tomatoes a lot.

[x] you fix yourself on stupid matters.

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(7/10) Ooooookkkkkk...

Name: Coco (Riona) Avenue

Country: South Brazil

Gender: Girl

Age(human): 21

Personality: Very hyper and random, loves sugar and caffeine, but the other countries try(and fail) to keep her from it. Is angered easily and when furious, can make even Russia flinch. She isn't usually sad, but when she is, she goes into full-blown depression mode.

Looks: Blonde pixie cut with a gold shine to it and creamy blue eyes. Tall and thin with freckles and a gap in her teeth. Has a scythe-shaped curl similar to America's, but with a stem on it.

Hates: France and healthy food

Likes: Sugar, caffeine, sweets, peanut butter, fruit, birds, gold(color), rainbows, drawing, parties, and singing

Attire(usual): Yellow sunrise T-shirt and light blue shorts

Crush: Canada

Extra: Sister is Kiki Avenue(North Brazil)

Drunk: Even crazier than usual, more violent, and can switch moods MUCH faster.

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means (Well, if you google it...)

16. You end every sentence with "aru" (does 'eh' count, eh?)

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian Mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute (MURICA!! but canada is cuter)

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (CANADA DAY F* YEEEEEAAAAAA)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia (i once saw someone with blonde hair and glasses working at a mc donalds. I thought 'oh he looks like america lol' AND THEN I SAW HIS NAMETAG WHICH SAID 'ALFRED' AND I FREAKED OUT)

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.


Mature Eyes Only:

Body: This may make you stop and think... very true
Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
90% of you won't repost this
God loves you

Invader Zimpaw by Felinespirit reviews
A crossover with Invader Zim and Warrior Cats. Keep in mind that I've only just started Outcast, so I don't want anybody complaining that I spoiled something for them nor do I want anyone saying that it's not up to date or whatever.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010
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Grim reviews
Eridan becomes possessed by a horrorterror and Feferi is the only one who can help him. But can she handle the malevolent being her friend is becoming? TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, vomit, gore, possession, language, etc.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Eridan A., Feferi P.
Our Little Surprise reviews
After a dare goes horribly wrong, Germany is faced with a little...problem. Rated M for sexual themes, possibly detailed birth, and maybe language. WARNING: YAOI, MPREG!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Ask America and Canada reviews
"Send us some letters dudes!" "And, um...please remember who I am, eh..." Rated T because I'm paranoid. You may send in slightly suggestive question but no explicit ones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Total Drama Hetalia reviews
Ok, I know there's like 15,000 of these, but I wanted to add to that. Rated T in case things get messy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013
Hetalian Truth or Dare Night reviews
Nothing makes sense anymore! Canada's dead, Austria kissed Prussia, and WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS! Just a little thing I wrote. Will update soon! WARNING: Contains spoilers to Our Little Surprise. Rated T for Romano's pottymouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Canada
Unitalia reviews
Me and my friends discover a site where you can buy Hetalia characters! And with pretty much everyone for sale, this was going to be a fun week. Rated T for some language and sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - England/Britain, Canada
Birthday Boy reviews
Just a oneshot for the 4th. Enjoy! Rated T for a bit of language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Truth,Dare,and Randomness Show! reviews
Submit dares,questions,and cats for me!And remember,no dares about cats mating or having kits.Rated T just in case things get messy.Then again,Jaybird could always clean it up.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011
A New World To Conquer reviews
What happens when Zim,GIR,Dib,and Gaz find themselves in the world of Warriors?A lot actually.Zim is now Beastspirit of Shadowclan,Dib is Nightclaw of Thunderclan,Gaz is Rageheart of Thunderclan,and GIR is Greenpelt of Shadowclan.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Zim, Firestar
Catwings reviews
A strange Clan of cats has appeared in the lake territory, and the strangest thing about them is that they have wings! Starclan has prophesized that these cats will save the Clans from a fire and tiger disaster. But do they have the courage to do so?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Firestar
The Battle with Slashclan reviews
A new Clan called Slashclan has proposed that they will take the forest and all the territorys around it. Berrystar recieves a phrophecy, "four will become one, berry and slash will meet in battle, and blood will fill the forest". Will Berryclan triumph?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011