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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3104019, Profile Updated: 06-16-15
Author has written 1 story for Simpsons.

Formerly known as JuliusRootLover

My new username is based off of the names of several of my favorite characters from different fandoms.

Waylon = Waylon Smithers (The Simpsons Show)
Julius = Julius Root (Artemis Fowl Books)
Lecter = Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal Show and Movies)
You can call me WJL for short.

I plan on re-posting my old fics eventually.
Yes, my picture is Smithers wearing a flower crown.
He/him pronouns please.
Yes, I'm gay.
I also love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Monk, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bone, and Star Wars.
I have two dogs, a cat, and a turtle.
I'm a Hufflepuff.
The Incredible Hulk is my favorite Superhero.
If you're curious about something just ask! :) But please don't be rude.

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Habits by friedmermaidtails reviews
Smithers is forced to reevaluate his life and his feelings for Mr. Burns when a cancer diagnosis quakes him to his core. Everything he thought he had known, every year - decade - spent in servitude for a man he could never have, would come to a head during a night of careless, drunken mistakes with the only person to ever provide him solace. Perhaps it wasn't so much of a mistake?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 6/25 - [Moe S., Waylon S.] Montgomery Burns
It's More Than a Crush and You Know It by Bloody Simpson Chibi reviews
Love is in the air when Lisa begins to have feelings for Nelson. Again. Meanwhile Bart falls for the new girl in school. But someone from the past is out to ruin this new relationship. Nelson x Lisa. Bart x OC. Rated T because of my OCs potty mouth.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 6/14 - [Lisa S., Nelson M.]
Hug It Out by PengyChan reviews
Mabel doesn't get any sleep that night. Stan wishes he didn't, either. [Set right after AToTS]
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
A Smithers Named Desire by Lambent Flame reviews
After Smithers gets exceptionally drunk, Mr. Burns learns of his assistant's true feelings for him, forcing him to re-evaluate their relationship.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/7 - Homer S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Still Monty by Lambent Flame reviews
When Mr. Burns is diagnosed with behavior-altering dementia, Smithers tries to cope with losing him piece by piece as he discovers a new side to his oft callous employer and object of his affection. Rating strictly for a few scenes of casual vulgar language.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
The Boy Who Kissed Me by BaconWrappedRainbows reviews
Ross Walters: a mischievous professional opera singer with a history of cutting class, underage drinking, and being awful at goodbyes. He is also Lieutenant Columbo's 'wife'. Columbo/OC (M/M) Pretty fluffy romance. Rated for makeouts and implications of sex. Enjoy!
Columbo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12 - [Lt. Columbo, OC] - Complete
Ice Cold Knight by randomplotbunny reviews
Mr. Freeze has gone off the deep end. Can Batman stop him before it's too late? And can the Joker save his Batsy from the aftermath? BatmanxJoker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
The Best Thing by SavageauthorAJ reviews
Bart and Milhouse finally confess there feelings for one another and decide to keep it quiet until they are ready. But when Milhouse gets sick of Bart dating girls he gives Bart a choice that He might not be ready for. ONESHOT BartxMilhouse SLASH
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Bart S., Milhouse vH. - Complete
Eyes of Maroon, Just Like you by Nyx Crepsley reviews
Luna Morgan is a young girl who is all alone now in the world and no one knows why or how. All they can seem to see are those horrible maroon eyes of hers. No one can get her to speak, her only way to communicate is through the music on her iPod and portable speaker. That is until she meets a man, who shares her strange Maroon eyes...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - H. Lecter
Slender's Child by Bleach-ed-Na-tsu reviews
Slender remembered few names, he saw too many faces and heard too many stories to afford that luxury. The names that did remain with him were truly special and usually came with an incredibly unique story. Within a leather bound book in his breast pocket Slender keeps the stories of these names; one such is the story of his daughter.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2012
Confession by Boba Fetts Secret Stash reviews
Bubbles has a secret she has to tell to the professor and she's terrified
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bubbles, Professor Utonium - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Ragdoll by Maid of Blood reviews
What if the Joker and Harley Quinn had a daughter together? Rated T for language and violence. Currently being revamped. Look for the newer version on my profile soon!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,266 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
Through His Eyes by cherryredxx reviews
Arthur knew that, someday, he'd allow her to see this memory through his eyes. Written for the Daddy's Girl competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
Before a Fall by BiteMeTechie reviews
Once upon a time, Talia al Ghul made her father proud. It was not as he intended.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Talia al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Wildcard by RoeBoat reviews
Buttercup reads a letter from the Professor as she leaves for college. Written for the "New Beginnings" challenge on the PPG Monthly Drabble LJ.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Buttercup, Professor Utonium - Complete
My Daddy's Waltz by Quillified reviews
It's moments like these that remind Professor Utonium that his Girls are still just that: girls. Even tough old Buttercup. -This month's entry for LJ's PPG Hub Drabble Contest. Prompt: Uplifting-
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Buttercup, Professor Utonium - Complete
Haymitch's True Heart by Alice Uzumaki reviews
Haymitch fell for someone but didn't mean to. What will happen after a night of calming that person? sorry. not really good at this summary. Rated t just in case. please R&R. love you peeps!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
What really happened by Caiuslover reviews
So we all know how the books went but what if behind all the yelling and fighting and lifethreating adventures Holly Short and Julius Root were in love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Holly S., Julius R.
Invert by Andy Magnuseth reviews
Mr Burns and Mr Smithers...
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Fatherhood by WhotookMYcookie reviews
DESPICABLE ME Margo should have remembered sooner... Tenth in the Fatherhood series. Rated T for future stories.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010
Mind Games by Reilaxx reviews
I just want people to see my father for who he really is. Not the psychopath that everyone in Gotham saw him as. My Father the Joker! OC/Joker Father/Daughter relationship. Discontinued!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Joker
The Joker's Daughter by Kinkary reviews
It's hard to be the Joker's daughter. I mean... you try dealing with Harley practically throwing herself all over your dad, and try living up to dad's expectations. A strange little thing I began. Never abandoned.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008
Artemis's Questionable Flirting Methods by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
Artemis wants to know if he's been flirting the right way with Holly, who he wants to make his girlfriend. For some obscure reason, he goes to Root for advice on his flirting methods. Warning: stupidity and hilarity. T cuz I feel like it! AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Julius R. - Complete
The Frying Pan by nekodreamstealer reviews
Holly utilizes a slightly unconventional method to apprehend a criminal, and Julius realizes something important. With a touch of "Tangled"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Holly S., Julius R.
Overwhelming Love by QueenTakhsis reviews
Mr. Burns decides to confess to Smithers his love for him. But Smithers becomes overwhelmed by the situation and runs off. Will Mr. Burns be able to get Smithers to talk to him? Or will their relationship suffer irreplaceable damage?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Julius Root's Guide to Dating by E.N.HA reviews
The real question is, how does Julius Root know enough about dating to write a dating guide?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Smithers at Crisis by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Mr. Burns was proud of having the most competend assistant a businessman could ever had. Until one night Smithers saw a person that opened old wounds once more. BurnsxSmithers
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Love Hurts by QueenTakhsis reviews
Waylon Smithers is in love with Monty Burns. Monty Burns is in love with Waylon Smithers. But will either man reveal their feelings for each other? Rating is just to be safe.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns
Love Wasn't Meant to Be Easy by QueenTakhsis reviews
Smithers and Burns have been dating secretly for a while. But what happens when people find out about it and they aren't so accepting of their relationship? And what about when something previously thought to be impossible, happens?
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
I Won't Let You Down by LakinBacon reviews
Holly's thoughts after a tragic event in Opal Deception. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
MaxiPads and the Joys of Fatherhood by The Behemoth reviews
Puberty sucks. Poor Gru. One-shot!
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
The Creepy Clown's Daughter by MySadCaptains reviews
Rainees life was horribly boring. Until The Joker escapes from arkham and claims shes his daughter. He wont stop until he's twisted her mind and got her back. Rated T for language stuff.Review.NoFlames.First Joker FanFic Be Nice Please :D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,811 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Joker
Trudy's Secret by SuperWhoLockMerlinArrowBuffy reviews
Several years after Trudy's death, Monk discovers a secret that she's been hiding for years, that Adrian Monk has a daughter.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Adrian M., Julie T.
Uncle Jules! by Lulu-fifi reviews
Julius Root takes in Holly after an incident that leaves her without a home. What will happen? Dun dun dun duh! It's much better than it sounds I promise. Rating just in case. H/R don't like don't read.I won't cry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Revealed by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Charles Montgomery Burns had spent the last twenty years not realising that his assistant was in love with him. When he realises those feelings he has to come into terms with his own. BurnsXSmithers
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns - Complete
The Wedding Date by occaecation reviews
When Holly's sister, Ivy, has her wedding, everyone expects her to show up with a date. A date that, in all actuality, doesn't exist. With a little help from Trouble, Holly manages to pull off the lie but will the fantasy become reality? Holly/Root
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Joker's Daughter by ToffeeRose reviews
The Joker has returned, he has a daughter and a new plan. Who is The demonic pair's next target? Can the Batman save them in time?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Little Tuna by Shiggity Shwa reviews
The staff of DunderMifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.'
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
His True Colors by Wisel reviews
Homer's dead. Marge finds herself turning to Ned Flanders and falls in love, and finds out he is quite different than she thought. Maggi comes home after two years on the run, and is still haunted by her experiences.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Fragile Strength by girlperson2235 reviews
Buttercup breaks her leg in battle. But being the tough one, she doesn't want anyone to know she's in any pain. Can a broken leg soften a tough heart?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Buttercup, Professor Utonium
Like Father, Like Daughter by SpontaneousCombustion reviews
LAST CHAPTER! Yea!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,203 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Break Dance Trouble by occaecation reviews
The LEP officers are bored and at it again...involves a positively ancient boom box and Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign. So enjoy plz R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Trouble K.
What About The Girl by Detafo reviews
AU fic... if Hannibal had a daughter, what would happen? Would events play out as they had in the movies?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,807 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
fathers day by usagisnape reviews
Snapes daughter isn't very popular, who would've thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hannibal Lecter: My Father by Screaming Ferret reviews
A little oddity about Hannibal's daughter.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Complete
To Travis reviews
Burns and Smithers are married and have a child. Unbeknownst to them, their child is not only being severely bullied for having two dads, but is also keeping a secret. Will their child be able to open up to them? What will life be like as their child grows?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/11 - [Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.] OC