SwaggaKidd
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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3104168, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Kannazuki no Miko, Mai HiME, and Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト.

I'm a female and I like cartoons and Anime


New Story up and Running. I'm trying to get a beta reader to over view my story Dimension: Kannazuki no Miko. It's gonna be BOMBASTICAL. Read & Review. Also it is gonna have Lemons, lots and lots of lemons :D.


16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask,

"why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!'

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream...

''NO! NO! It's those voices again!'

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while, and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

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Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

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Duran and Kiyohime's Omake Theater by DezoPenguin reviews
Featuring the Kuga-Fujino family pets! A collection of random drabbles and gags with chibi versions of the Childs livening up their masters' lives. Some ShizNat lurking in the background.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 76,057 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - [Natsuki K., Shizuru F.]
Maternal Kombat by Sai Kunai Blade reviews
The two royal sisters of Edenia have been a royal pain for their mother, Queen Sindel, giving her a massive headache and problems in general, so now, she's about to give them each a massive pain in the butt.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Kitana, Mileena, Sindel, Jade - Complete
A New Light: The Beginning by piper5381 reviews
Natsuki and Shizuru live crazy lives as Otome, so what happens when Aishu, and little stubborn orphan girl gets involved? Will she learn that family is not so bad after all?
Mai HiME - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,495 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K. - Complete
Sleepover Time! by AlexCfiolee reviews
Artemis, Zatanna and M'gann want to have a sleepover together but what they don't know is that Wally, Robin and Connor were up to no good! I know that young justice sleepovers have been done before but I really wanted to try one! Artemis/Kid Flash Zatanna/Robin Superboy/Miss Martian (I can't fit all of the charaters in the character list.)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash, Megan M./Miss Martian, Conner K./Superboy
Yuri Oneshot: PantyScanty by Hardman 5509 reviews
A story dedicated to one of my favorite yuri couples. So Panty is hungry for sex and picks up Scanty. Need any more?
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Scanty, Panty A. - Complete
Yuri Oneshot: StockingKneesocks by Hardman 5509 reviews
A story dedicated to one of my favorite yuri couples. A simple tea party leads to something new...
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Stocking A., Kneesocks - Complete
Forbidden Sweets and Breakable Rules by GrimGrave reviews
StockingXKneesocks. Having a crush on the demon meganekko forces Stocking to come up with a plan to win her heart in their next encounter. Read and Review. Finished!
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Kneesocks, Stocking A.] - Complete
First Days of the Deal by Dead.And.Alive reviews
Shizuru and Natsuki are finally getting to make progress in their relationship and their 'deal.' The deal that in exchange for Natsuki facing school life Shizuru had to move into the same dorm. Natsuki being a completely helpless when it comes to lifestyle realizes a drastic change; but what happens when her love leaves?
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete
A Love Story written by Kuga Natsuki? by Yvonne mi Amor reviews
As a final requirement for graduation, Natsuki was given an exceptional, ridiculous and impossible project. To write a love story. She ponders if it will be with Mai or Nao. Huh? Wait? No Shizuru? One-shot only. Please R&R. A bit of OOCness.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K. - Complete
Let's be each other wings by angelronin reviews
50 sentences about a dreamer and a spoil princess. Part of LJ 1sentence.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Arika Y., Mashiro K. - Complete
You and Me by deathbybunny reviews
A peek into The Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum's past and the aftermath of the episode "What Was Missing?". WARNING YURI. MarcelinexBubblegum
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.] - Complete
The Clown Girl's Choice by Harleyfan reviews
Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn. Harley was kicked out again and promises Ivy she's never going back, what will happen when Joker calls?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harley Q., Pamela I. - Complete
Chocolate Promises by DezoPenguin reviews
Out of season, and AU besides, Valentine's Day fluff? Himeko has a gift for Chikane, but the student council vice president thinks they're costing her usual haul of chocolate.
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - [Chikane H., Himeko K.] - Complete
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Dimension: Kannazuki no Miko reviews
When the Greek Goddess of Love and War and God of Gods finds a book on Dimensions they read a stoy about what happens when to lovers go down. Find out what happens when the God and Goddess jumps in to change the lovers destinys. OCs and lemons
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Himeko K., Chikane H.
Unlikely Couples reviews
I don't know how, but it happened. StockingXKneesocks and PantyXScanty. Not the best summary, but you can deal with it.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Panty A., Stocking A., Kneesocks, Scanty
That's The Way Love Goes reviews
A bunch of stories for Nina, Arika, and Erstin. Mostly Nina and Arkia. Some other parings too.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Arika Y., Nina W.
Shizuru with Mayonnaise on the Side reviews
This one-shot turned into a twofer. It's Natsuki's birthday even though it's for from now. Terrible Summary.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete