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Hey my name is Ashlee im 15 and i live in nova scotia canada i moved out here about 5 year ago i used to live in B.C . I love the colors Blue and purple. i don't mind justin bieber music but i prefer Marilyn Manson. i love horror movies and books. ive love harry potter one direction some anime, black veil brides, blood on the dance floor that kind of stuff. love reading writing poetry. (also go follow 13Thorns he is the most awesomest person to ever walk this earth lol) oh and i am bi and proud (online only)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the X-Men who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun! Let's do it next week!”
FRIENDS: Never see you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Are for awhile. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Stupid stereotypes, right!?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a b*. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hellI'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid and stuck up I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogantI'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm Bi-sexual, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Wait, what? I are not person... I are DINOSAUR!) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... So, here's how it works: 1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.). 2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Opening Credits: Fantasyland -BOTDF
Waking up:what makes you beautiful-one direction
First Day At School: up all night-one direction
Making Your New Best Friend: you are the heart -botdf
Falling In Love: i wish -one direction
Breaking Up: beautiful remains-black veil brides
Prom: savior black veil brides
Graduation:riot- 3 days grace
Life's Okay: rebel love song-BVB
Death of a Close Friend: ever after-marianans trench
Mental Breakdown: gotta be you- one direction
Driving: fallen angels- BVB
Getting Back Together: iron man-black sabbath
Birth of Child: new religion-BVB
Wedding Scene: its a long way to the top-ACDC
Car Accident: havent had enough- marianas trench
Death Scene: love story-taylor swift
Funeral Song: celebrity status-marianas trench
End Credits: incomplete and all alone-botdf
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