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Author has written 9 stories for Redwall.

wWell, I'm a fan of Redwall who likes to express his thoughts about the books in writing. I'm not the best writer, as many of you may know from my stories, and I'm trying my best to tell a story. I'm pretty good at writing comedy's, some one even suggested I be a stand up comedian, and I like apple pie! :D My favorite Redwall books are:

1. Redwall (of course)

2. Pearls of Lutra (who doesn't like Romsca?!)

3. Mattimeo (Its got an awesome villain)

4. The Bellmaker (Blagguts damn funny)

5. The Rogue Crew (Crumduns funny as well)

http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/6030605/1/ After the recent rash of obscene reviews, someone started a petition asking the mods for the ability to delete signed reviews. I feel this is an important issue here, and support it wholeheartedly. I'd appreciate it if everyone could take the time to at least read the petition, sign it if you agree, and preferably link to it in your own bios and such so we get as many signatures as possible. Thanks for taking notice.

I have nooooo idea how to end this profile so I'll just uuuuh... leave.
(I agree wif this :3 - ferret)


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Daughter of Asmodeus by DragonSketcherMountain reviews
She's lived in darkness and pain for a long time. She's been tortured, abused, starved... Now she's free. And the Daughter of Asmodeus has arrived at Redwall. Takes place just before and during Mattimeo. Possible OC/OC later on...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,544 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/27/2012
Come With Me by Something Horrifying reviews
Just a quick drabble about a budding relationship between a Redwaller and a searat! Been wanting to touch on an idea like this for a while. I may do more with these characters later, especially if anyone enjoys this!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
Excessive Zeal by Kilroy of 1918 reviews
Hard lessons abound as a young hare's fantasies about glory and victory in the Long Patrol are dragged out into the light of harsh reality.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - OC - Complete
Things Better Left Unvisited by Spider Milkshake reviews
There are things in the Redwallverse that sorely need addressing... Things of a nature unfit for the ears of Dibbuns, but they're probably sitting on the Dormitory steps right now, listening in and giggling. Read if you dare.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
The Blood Between Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
Southsward has changed since the days of The Bellmaker. Beasts pay with coins instead of kindness and vermin are trying to carve their way into society. Together, and for different reasons, three beasts will change everything for the kingdom: the stolen warrior, the wayward traveler, and the fledgling lord. What will they bring in their wake? Revolution or destruction?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,433 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012
Big Brother fanfiction season 1 by Lustig Morder reviews
My second favorite reality show. 7 fanfiction authors and 7 contestants I might create or borrow ; are here to compete for the million dollar prize. Rated whatever it's rated for mild cursing, mild violence, and mild under age consumption. Also I'd like to thank all the people in this, you know who you are.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012
Morder mansion by Lustig Morder reviews
What happens when a murderer and his cronies get a group of Disney characters and some strangers that might have more in common than they thought together? Mayhem and eventual insanity. Enjoy your stay at Morder Mansion.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012
We Are All Stars by verminofthemountain reviews
No matter who you are, no matter where you are.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
The Search for The True and Holy Dip n' Dots by Quaver Ava reviews
Collaboration with SaraaLuna and serious crackfic. There will be love, pigeons, and Dip n' Dots.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013
Chickenhound's Bad Day by verminofthemountain reviews
One Mossflower morning, Chickenhound sets out to find some herbs. Little does he know, a great adventure awaits!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Chickenhound/Slagar the Cruel - Complete
Kyrin: Son of a Warrior by Th3Gh0stWr1ter reviews
My sequel to Rakkety Tam! Can the disgraced son of the Redwall Champion live up to his father's name and save Redwall from the clutches of an ermine assassin and his army in time? Read on to find out! OC's/book characters.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,903 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Understanding Loyalties by Black-Phinoex reviews
What would have happened if Shadow the rat survived his fall From the abbey wall. Would he remember much or nothing at all? where would he go? would he learn to trust again after an encounter with Asmodeus and what of his 4 companions. rated T to be safe.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Asmodeus
Warriors of the East The Starblade Tower by Kerrin Quickpaw reviews
Far in the eastern seas, an ancient warrior order falls to treachery. Redwall and Salamandastron are beset by forces beyond anything they have ever imagined and they must rely on a group of warriors touched by Fate. An impetuous squirrelmaid, an escaped mouse-thief, a timid badger, a vengeful fox and a reformed Searat captain, along with many others, will join to fight for freedom.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012
Three Tales, One Story by Spider Milkshake reviews
Wise beasts know that even the same story will differ depending on who tells it. When a snowstorm strikes Mossflower, two foes are forced to shelter together. They soon do what anybeasts will to amuse themselves: Tell their tales. But what will happen when both sides tell the same story? WARNING: REDWALL-ESQUE VIOLENCE. I assume if you're in this section you can handle that.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Martin the Warrior
Surprise! by Naoko Matatabi reviews
Naruto has some surprises for Kurama after asking him an odd question. Filled with funny moments, friendship, and a nickname Kurama will regret.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Cream Pie by Samadhir reviews
A couple of shrews staying at Redwall have to inform Sister Aurelia about the true meaning of a song the Abbey children have picked up.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Jurassic Park: Through a T Rex's Eyes by jurassicpotter2k reviews
This is the story of jurassic park, but in the point of view of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
The Happiest Days of Our Lives - Tales from the Greenshroud by Jiago Brandtail reviews
What if Braggio Ironhook had not been killed by Razzid Wearat? What adventures would the crew of the Greenshroud face with the intelligent ferret in charge? Writings from the crew's journals record the tale of how the Greenshroud's fate might have differed from the way things went in The Rogue Crew. Hoping to write in short chapters frequently. Reviews and suggestions welcome!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
Soldier by White Wolf Phoenix reviews
(Moss Flower (Redwall 2)) As night falls over the fortress of Kotir, one particular soldier ponders his situation and his possible future. Please read and review. oneshot.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
The Best Gift by Cairn Destop reviews
This is a Redwall winter holiday story that is much like ours. Or is it?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Bitter by Taryn Streambattle reviews
I've always wondered why if Bryony loved Veil so much, then why did she claim he was always evil after he saved her life? Saxtus knows the answer. Oneshot, complete. Spoilers for Outcast of Redwall and Mariel of Redwall
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bryony, Veil - Complete
Cold and Dark by Kelaiah reviews
A frail pine marten, a sinister wildcat, a haunted otter, a conniving fox... This is their story.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,334 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Tomorrow Cannot Come Soon Enough by Sethera reviews
When a badger lord finally vanquishes a warlord stoat, he unintentionally slays the family along with him, shattering one child's dreams as well. This is the story of the child's path for revenge, and the twisting his mind went through for it to happen. On hiatus.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011
Unexplainable Insanity by Kai the Mad reviews
Otherwise known as "what happens when you have way too much free time on your hands." But that title was way too long.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Martin the Warrior - Complete
Tales of Iffrit: Chronicle of the Wuulvite Kingdom by Spider Milkshake reviews
Follows the story of a young weasel and the fortunes of the Wuulvite Kingdom of the Northwest. The world is complex, life is difficult, but somehow these "vermin", or so they're called, have made a nation for themselves. Takes place between Salamandastron and Redwall. Expect all the violence of the canon. Oh, and don't count on judging by species and expect to be right 51 % .
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012
The Lost Adventures of Martin the Warrior by Psychochic98 reviews
Martin's life is shrouded in mystery. No one knows what adventures he may have gone on after the stories. Martin and his friends, must now join the creatures of the north coast, to help save Noonvale from the vermin army of Sislope, the pine marten.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Martin the Warrior
The Relic of a Forgotten Past by lkcrm94 reviews
(Formally known as 'A Discovery') Something is discovered hidden deep in Mossflower Woods…
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Gonff Proofing The Kitchen: Short by RedBow reviews
Columbine has had enough of Gonff's bandit ways... It isn't any where near perfection, I rushed a bit. But hey, it is a short!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete
A Typical Day at the Abbey by Duckflesh reviews
A story that should sound very familiar.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Life with Raptors by AwesomeHunter77 reviews
A girl that needs to get her credentials for college and is working on Isla Nublar is stuck after the storm. Her only protection? An alpha raptor and his pack. Is it enough to keep her alive until she's rescued?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Blackness by Something Horrifying reviews
A young mousemaid is hurt and temporarily blinded from a shipwreck, but is helped by a new friend. Single chapter story exploring certain ideas of "black and white" morality. My first fanfic, so reviews are absolutely adored.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Martin the Warrior, Abridged by Lady Storm reviews
An abbreviated adventure. Please do not read the reviews.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,606 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Martin the Warrior, Badrang the Tyrant - Complete
Restoring Feeling by Spartan-IV reviews
When the imagination's worst horrors are confronted in reality, people can't help but change. Adaptation is one of the cornerstones of evolution, but for Gordon Freeman, this isn't evolution, it is regression.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,702 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010
Ravenholm by The Red Dove reviews
How had this come to be? The town filled with nothing but fear and death had not always been so dark. Then what happened? This oneshot holds the answers.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Father Grigori - Complete
The Saga of the Ferret Princess by v.ren55 reviews
First fanfic, R&R with that in mind. After the events in Triss, Arganu's cousin raises an army to conquer Redwall and Salamandastrom. Thus begins the saga of a Pureblood ferret Princess and her struggle to find her allegiance and acceptance.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Triss
The Chains that Bind Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my ally. Some beasts would do anything for freedom- including allying himself with vermin. How would these two clashing sides change the fates of Mossflower? Betrayal, friendship, redemption, and grief pave their roads.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,651 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008
The Troll by Sgt. Sporky reviews
A Troll wanders Mossflower Woods. A Halloween fic, celebrating a certain someone's lack of activity as well.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011
Kelly's Almost Christmas Special by Kelaiah reviews
A throroughly silly fanfic set to a beloved holiday song.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Spirit Fading by pyrrhic victory reviews
Everything he had was taken from him. Everything he had ever taken for granted was ripped from his paws. Saved from death by a ship full of pirates, he only wanted to go home. The problem was that his home no longer existed.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,038 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete
Eight Words: The Story of Veil by TaheenKiller19 reviews
What if Veil had survived? This tale of a ferret's redemption takes place about 6 seasons after The Outcast of Redwall. Please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004
Guardian Angel Romsca by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Romsca died in Pearls of Lutra, it looked like she had become a Reformed Vermin. Does that mean she goes to the Happy Place where only good woodlanders get to go? Well, yes, sort of...but before that, she has to become...a guardian angel first...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
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Redwall: Mossflower Abridged reviews
After some thinking, (and I mean a little), I have decided that abridging the entire f(bleep)ing series is kind of impossible for me, so I deleted the redwall part and left mossflower. So, I now present to you all Mossflower abridged!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Martin the Warrior, Tsramina
Disfigured reviews
Sometimes you need to look past the cover of book to fully judge the contents.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014
The Rise of A Warlord reviews
The story of the burning vengeance of a deserter who's past finally catches up with him, destroying all that he holds dear.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013
Probably Some of The Stupidest Things You Will Ever Read About Redwall reviews
If you are a major fan of the Redwall series or are prone to severe diarrhea, you are advised to please ignore this parody. Those who are not prepared for the bad writing style, grammar, or humor are advised to keep a bottle of cyanide pills with them to prevent suffering. If you do want you kidneys to still be intact today, DO NOT READ THIS! Enjoy!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013
Ashes reviews
A very deep and serious short story I have been wanting to write. I couldn't think of a good summary to compliment it, so please just read it and tell me what you think! Its a story about a huge war fought between the woodlanders and the vermin. Their might be some mistakes, but I really don't care because I'm proud of this!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
Ghost reviews
Veil Sixclaw died saving Bryony, and most of us were made to believe that the small ferret had repented in his final moments. So that means he goes to the Dark Forest right? And becomes an angel... right? This is the story of a small ferret named Rin, whose a bully. He's probably the most evil little thing in the abbey, and Martin decides to change that, and guess who he sends in!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Veil, Bryony
One Winter Day reviews
A family of rats sees a hare approach their small shack, and reacts in fear. Small little one shot for christmas, please read and review.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Cooking with Cluny! reviews
Just a cooking show staring Cluny the Scourge and several other characters! Please read and reveiw! Is now rated: T
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cluny the Scourge, Swartt Sixclaw - Complete
Redwall: A weasels tale in mossflower reviews
This is the story of a weasels journey into mossflower. Now complete and unabridged!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete