Draco and the Sexy Snatchers
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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3105898, Profile Updated: 09-29-11

Hello all! So, I have been hanging out on this site for about 2-3 years and have finally gotten an account!!!! I am very happy *does a happy dance*!!!

I'm Michaela but I answer to pretty much anything...for example Kayla, KayKay, Kay, "Hey You", Nami (the reason this makes sense is cause silver-nightstorm and I go to school together and we answer to the others name), Draco, Luna, Snatcher (courtesy of Doctor), and Snatch (courtesy of Whisp)

...I am not sure if I will ever actually right anything unless Nami performs a magical feat of magic and gets me to *try* to write something...try being the main word here since my writing is rather suck-ish

Yes I know it's long...but if you don't feel like reading it or don't care you don't have to I'm not forcing you to...and I'll just change it when I get bored again anyway...so yeah

My Quote of the Day:

All people are born right-handed, only the gifted overcome it. (long live the lefties of the world)


I am a HUGE Harry Potter Fan!!!!! I also enjoy reading Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, House of Night, The Bloody Jack Series, The Inheritance Cycle, The Girl with the Steel Corset, and Pendragon; as well as anything by Clive Cussler, Brent Weeks, James Rollins, Dan Brown, and many more i could go on forever, but I won't bore you all.

Harry Potter, SWEENY TODD!!!!!!, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Transformers, X-Men, The Princess Bride, Push, again I could go on FOREVER...

Skillet, Sick Puppies, Fuel, Three Days Grace, OneRepublic, Puddle of Mudd, Tool, Creed, A Perfect Circle, Alterbridge, Rise Against, Linkin' Park, Theory of a Deadman, Sixx:AM, Disturbed, Godsmack, Cage the Elephant, Staind, Breaking Benjamin...and lots more I can't think of off the top of my head right now.


Team Starkid!!!!!!!!

Sweeney Todd (the Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter version)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moonlight (the TV show with Alex O'Laughlin)

Criminal Minds


Harry Potter:
Dramione, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Luna, Blasie/Hermione, Blaise/Luna, Blaise/Ginny, Fred/Angelina, Lupin/Tonks, Snape/Lily, Bill/Fleur...notice a pattern here, I like the Slytherins

Hunger Games:
Finnick/Annie, Haymitch/Maysilee, Glimmer/Marvel, Cato/Clove...I also love Gale but I can't stand Katniss enough to pair them...I don't like Peeta either

Maximum Ride:
Fang/Max, Iggy/Nudge (I don't care about the age difference they are so cute together)


"We have Hell in the US. I forgot which state, though.
I think it's Michigan. I dunno, my memory is fuzzy."
~ Doctor
And yes Doctor, there is a tiny little town in Michigan named Hell. I lived right down the road from it...they had very good ice cream. -nods-

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Friends V Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Are there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! NOT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Point, laugh, and continue walking while saying "walk much, dumbass."

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

More Stuff:

Now, lets have a moment of silence to remember all of the great (and not-so-great) wizards who died in the war at Hogwarts School of Magic/

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain.

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye"

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – who cares about the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. (except sometimes not so quietly)

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

War doesn't determine who's right...it determines who's left.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is an Inferi of Cedric Diggory with a sparkle charm, copy and paste this on your profile. Caius is also an Inferi of the young Gellert Grindelwald.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

The average person eats 6-8 spiders in their sleep...probably more if you're like me and sleep with your mouth open. -nervous smiley-

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Sometimes when I’m alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard, but if I'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept on falling out.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom."

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I'm not random; I just have many thought- OH! A SQUIRREL!

What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." But you know that guy is a good friend when you ask him to and he does regardless of what it looks like to other people. (Nami, you know who this is! XD)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!



You love hoodies. (when it's cold...I dislike wearing normal jackets)

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (Definitely seeing as I’m allergic to cats)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (It depends…but yeah most of the time)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (um... yeah)
Shopping is torture. (yes, unless it’s for me)
Sad movies suck. (mostly, if they're the sappy romance kind.)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (all the time)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I also went through a phase of wanting to be a baseball player)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I don’t but my bro does that’s close enough…right?)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (I like watching baseball and HOCKEY games)
Gory movies are cool. (THEY'RE THE SOME OF THE ONLY MOVIES I CAN STAND! I'm always rooting for the 'bad guys'...usually)
You go to your dad for advice. (more than mom)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I think I might still have a few)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (unless it’s my friends yeah it’s weird)
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (RED IS THE BEST COLOR EVER!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (I go crazy quite often. People get scared when I go crazy.)
Sports are fun. (definitely!! Especially when I win)
Talk with food in your mouth. (used to, got yelled at too much don’t do it as much anymore for threats of not getting food)
Sleep with your socks on at night (sometimes…but what’s the point)
TOTAL: 20/25


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice. (occasionally)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (still am a gymnast)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (only for big occasions)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies. (yeah but I don’t go to the movies to see the stupid sad romantic ones only the cool ones…with action and fighting and hot guys)
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 7/25

Apparently I'm more like a guy...that's kind of scary...but not totally unexpected...not at all...you'd understand if you knew me *muahahahaha*

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Detention Lines by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The River Runs by Lightfall reviews
While you still live in the hearts of others, you can never truly die. The river washes the blood away, the world forgets, but those 24 children, taken in tribute, they will never die. The river runs, and they are claimed, but they live on. This is their story.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Other tributes
The 30th Quarter Quell by silver-nightstorm reviews
625 years after the failed rebellion, the districts are still in darkness. Now, the new president brings you the 30th Quarter Quell! Who will survive? Is there hope for Panem's future?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,023 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Other tributes
Hufflepuff Bash by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
Don't underestimate Hufflepuff's. Have you ever been to one of their Parties? They're wild !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Secrets of the Manor by Angel Anastasia reviews
A charming pyschopath comes across the BAU who are working on his case. Bad turns to worse when he decides that they are worthy enough to be "invited" into his house. Warnings: torture, non-con, language. No pairings
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 58 - Words: 274,829 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Silence by MidnightBlast reviews
Words are spoken when needed, but a lot more can be said without them. Tasha/Clint oneshot. Set after the events of the film.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Things That Chaff Isn't Allowed to Do by fully dead now reviews
Well, Chaff is a bit weird. This is a list of things he learned not to do throughout the ages. Part two is up.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Chaff - Complete
Stayin' Alive by Mysteriosa reviews
An UNSUB that plays torturous games on the BAU team and other missing victims? That has got to be insane right? Probably but this intense story is all about survival, and outsmarting the most gruesome and demented UNSUB they've faced! Some pairing! R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss
In The Pouring Rain by Retrak52-IAmOmicron reviews
How did Thresh really die? Did Cato kill him? Or was it a mutt? Or was it his own stupidity, like running of a cliff? Who knows. This is how Thresh from District Eleven died.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Thresh, Cato - Complete
Control by Cometas Por El Cielo reviews
We all know how Foxface died. But what about her life before?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Foxface, Female Morphling - Complete
Asleep by flYegurl reviews
When Iggy is kidnapped, the flock sets off to save him... but Iggy doesn't need saving. Or does he? He has his sight back, and has fallen in love, but is that all fake? What is reality, when time has been totally altered? First in the 'Dreaming' series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Tis the Season for Miracles by Alexandria Silver reviews
Luna was friends with the Griffindors. That means nothing to do with Draco. A detention together in the dungeon and a Christmas invitation leads to unexplored feelings. This could be very Merry Christmas or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Very Daring, Aren't You? by animus nocendi reviews
A hug can make you wish you were dead. All-dialogue fic. Luna/Draco. Tri-wiz year. Beware the OOCness and Draco's foul mouth!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete