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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I guess I should write something here?

I love to write (obviously) and I've been writing stuff for as long as I can remember. Even as a kid, I would sit around with a pen and paper, and write.

I am a college student, and there isn't enough tea in the world to soothe my soul, although coffee works too.

I read a lot and write a lot and study engineering and waste my life on the Internet.

(And by Internet I mean Tumblr, here's mine)


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Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,675 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,419 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
amo, amas, amant by the general girl reviews
Endings are never as clean as the books make them out to be. — narusaku, chapter 699 and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Anthology of Obscenity by TheOpenedWay reviews
A series of smutty oneshots(Itachi/Sakura). 006. -She went to him for comfort but ended up getting addicted to everything he offered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
don't touch my hand and call it love by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,545 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Catbird Seat by Renaerys reviews
Disgraced and burned, former FBI agent Sasuke Uchiha is set on revenge against those who destroyed his life, his career, and his family. He recruits four unique individuals with highly specialized skills to help him carry out his plans: a thief, a hacker, a hitter, and a grifter. Together, they take on a corrupt multi-million dollar company and an infamous underground organization.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Ino Y., Suigetsu H.] [Sasuke U., Karin]
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Ricochet by Leanne Ash reviews
It was unexpected that Sasuke would've cared at all as he reached forward and angrily grabbed Sakura's arm. "Why?" he demanded, as he glared into the single sharingan within her right eye. "Why do YOU have it?" AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pretty Girls and Pointy Things by Renaerys reviews
"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ino Y., Suigetsu H.] [Sasuke U., Karin] - Complete
Wheezy by lyin reviews
George, without Fred. You get to live a lot, in nineteen years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,201 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2007 - George W., Percy W., Angelina J., Fred W.
simplicity in complexity by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. 100 drabbles. 051. Masks - They grow up at different times and at different paces, but in the end, they grow up. Façades don't last forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 41,638 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Make Believe Theory by sasukes reviews
Let's make shades of gray. —Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Good Stuff by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
Some missions were like pulling teeth... literally. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Goodfellas by sasukes reviews
Two mob hit men, the boss' daughter and a bartender. Oh, the things that can happen. —Sasuke, Suigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by Renaerys reviews
Yamanaka Ino receives the toughest mission of her life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,658 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Ino Y., Sasuke U.]
Things You Should Know by Anowen18 reviews
Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
The Prince Of Jerks And Me by TheBrokenReflection reviews
"Uchiha If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." I snapped at the annoyingly alluring guy standing in front of me. "Haruno, If you were my wife, I'd drink it." He replied back smoothly, smirking. -Full summary inside-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Technique by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Little Get-Together. Naruto shows off his new jutsu. The result is not quite anything Itachi or Sakura expect to see. 50-shinobi Theme 31: Sexy-No-Jutsu. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
When Memory Fails by JGRhodes reviews
"Don't forget me," Sherlock whispers. "Don't forget me." Forgetting Sherlock Holmes was never something he wanted, but he didn't have much of a choice anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Any Road Will Take You There by JGRhodes reviews
John lets out a puff of laughter. "And how does he look at me?" "The same way he looks at cocaine and cigarettes."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dread by ohwhatsherface reviews
They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
i will follow you into the dark by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Kabuto takes on an apprentice when Sasuke arrives with a companion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Law of Reciprocals by thequeergiraffe reviews
John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Abroad by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Kira makes it to America and begins a new life. One-Shot. We the Living X The Fountainhead
Fountainhead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Photograph by JGRhodes reviews
There is a photograph John Watson keeps tucked away in his drawer at work.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best of Friends by Zeeero Gravity reviews
Red stained the group thickly, the salty reek of blood thick in the air. Two boys occupied the tiny clearing, one lying, and the other kneeling. The lying boy sported a head of blonde and a bright orange coat, stained dark by the red pooling 'round. T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
What's Mine is Yours by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock's knee rests gently against John's under the table. John wonders if it means anything. Surely not. After all, it's Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Little Domestic by Mythire reviews
John and Mrs. Hudson share a blanket while watching crap telly and Sherlock feels left out. Prompt by zuignappen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Qualities by GoXC reviews
First fanfic! After reading a book, Sai attempts to portray the qualities he thinks women desire in a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sai
Connecting Hearts by Loganna reviews
Naruto is tired from training and fell asleep against Jiraiya's back. Ero-Sennin leaves his disciple and takes off. Jiraiya, now only a dot against the horizon, has no idea who is approaching his beloved student. One-shot, naruto shippuden, 93
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Biometrics by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock/John. John's display of affection comes out of the blue. Or does it? It's possible Sherlock's been a complete twat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mixture of the Bittersweet by zulka reviews
-Slight TyKa- Oneshot When it seems that Brooklyn has won, Takao cares less about the battle outcome.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Confirmed Bachelor John Watson by BrittFaceNess reviews
"Thank you, John." "For what?" "For worrying over me."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Insomnia by New Guinee reviews
Oneshot Misaki can't sleep, and visions of perverted aliens dance in her head...
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7120 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perigee by Sporktacular reviews
A fluffy little piece inspired by 2x01. John makes the mistake of telling Sherlock just how much he and Irene Adler have in common. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Almost by BrittFaceNess reviews
"I can always predict the fortune cookies." "No you can't." "Almost can."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Thoughts by Atoms and Elements reviews
Somewhere in the mayhem, he lost the ability to think. IC/Sasuke-centric drabble of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Joke by zulka reviews
Slightly introspective friendship piece. Kai has noticed there is an inside joke between the guys and Hiromi. He's not included.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kai H. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Repercussions of Free Speech by Atoms and Elements reviews
In which Hidan befriends Hinata, and Hinata's still unsure as to why. OOC-potentially. AU/AH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
His Favourite Four Letter F Words by cathedral carver reviews
John isn't the most eloquent of men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace by Sarah1281 reviews
There's something to be said about timing and Nessie really wished she'd realized she was in love with Jacob more than a few weeks before he announced his engagement to someone else. She had two choices: ruin his happiness or grin and bear it. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Closet Escapades by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"You were totally with Itachi!" Kiba accused of his friend. Naruto opened his mouth but all that came out was a gurgling noise. The brunette took this as a yes. Request smut for Atoms and Elements. Rated M for a very good reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seesaw by SilverStarShine94 reviews
When one brother rose, the other fell. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
For Everything by sinemoras09 reviews
This is how she copes. Sai/Sakura. Implied Sakura/Sasuke. Angst. Spoilers for Shippuden 200.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Placebo by SilverStarShine94 reviews
Sometimes fantasy is enough. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rose Tinted by SilverStarShine94 reviews
"Stay," he half-groaned. Sakura paused, tempted. "You have no idea what you're saying." "I may be an old man, but I'm not senile yet." KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,687 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Light in the Dark by Zombiegait reviews
NaruSasu. The Sharingan can do a lot, but even it can't convince Naruto to quit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! by angel puppeteer reviews
Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
in love, and war by deews reviews
To the victor go the spoils. The last years of the Order of the Phoenix, both times around. An end and a beginning and all that's in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Six Months by aloxi reviews
The parting of Hades and Persephone always made Zeus uncomfortable.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Christmas With the Roarks by Emilie Rose reviews
A Christmas story based on Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. A one-shot look into the semi-normal lives of Mr. and Mrs. Howard Roark.
Fountainhead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Maladjusted by Zombiegait reviews
NaruSasu. Done for Alphabet Meme on LJ. Prompt - H is for Heartbreak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About Loving You by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
sasuke/karin;; ten short fic snippets for ten different genres, written for a livejournal meme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Book Club by Nymbis reviews
Sakura discovers erotica on Tsunade's desk, and Kakashi discovers someone he can share his hobby with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Persephone by Carryon14 reviews
How difficult is it, really, to love the king of the dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Small, Meaningful Steps by Just A Starving Writer reviews
She knows now how easy it is to go from pride of the village to ruthless villain. It's all just a matter of small, well placed steps. Sakura. Itachi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Chrysalis by elle6778 reviews
He had to let her live, for she was the only one who possessed the potential to offer him a worthy challenge. Itachi-Sakura one-shot. Prequel to The Butterfly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Path of No Regrets: Renewal by Spectrum reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,657 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Step Closer by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifty steps on the long path to becoming a true kunoichi. Sakura, from genin to beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Pianissimo by Itonami reviews
[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
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pull reviews
Because Sasuke had always been drawn to power... and Naruto had too much of it. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Question reviews
Team 7 drabble. Another night at Ichiraku that changes everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Momentary reviews
The original Team 7. They were there for a moment. And then they were gone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sakura H.
In the Dark reviews
Sasuke and his gradual descent into the cold that was his choice. My first story, please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete