Elle Leigh
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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns all characters from the Twilight Universe. No copyright infringement intended. I may not own the characters, but the effed up stuff I make them do? That's all out of my twisted head. I won't steal from you, so don't steal from me.

Rated: Mature Adult for Language, Violence, Sexual Content, and Suggestive Dialogue. Must be 18 to view. Reader discretion is advised.

I love to read. My nose has been stuck in a book for as far back as I can remember. When I have nothing and everything to do, you can find me reading.

I'm kinda nuts. Definitely a little schizo. The stuff that rattles around in my brain is usually pretty scary. This becomes more problematic when I have word-vomit ... which is a lot.

I like fire. I talk about blowtorches and flame throwers a lot. When people piss me off, I start talking about setting shit on fire.

If you don't like the use of expletives, you should probably get the hell outta here. It's not that I can't express myself without cussing, I just don't care to. This especially includes excessive use of the word "fuck".

Drama is no-go. If your life's goal is to stir shit up and bask in the black glow of your attention-seeking half-a-heart, then slowly back away. I have enough naturally occurring shenanigans in my life that I don't need your unnecessary b.s. on top of it. Fake people bring out the worst in me. This means I can be your best friend or your worst enemy--take it or leave it.

I'm a wife and full-time mom. My amazing daughter is special needs with a laundry list of medical problems. This means updates are sporadic and sometimes non-existent. It also means I constantly have a brain buzzing with a million and one things that is subject to epic cases of writer's block. If you're anal about posting schedules, I'm not even remotely close to being the girl for you.

What I write always comes from deep within me. Just because this is fanfic, doesn't mean it's silly child's play. I write real feelings with the hope of getting a visceral reaction out of my readers. I'm still learning and always growing, so be patient with me. Constructive criticism is gladly accepted. Blatant, hurtful negativity will earn you a one-way trip to my fecal roster entitled "People for Whom I Give Zero Fucks". ... It's kind of a long list.

As stated above, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter--the latter much more so than the former. I've also recently joined Tumblr. You're welcome to seek me out there; however, you should know that I've taken quite an interest [read: become obsessed] with Harry Potter fic, & Tumblr is where I feel free to share my love for certain Slytherin men ... You have been warned.

Due to several private messages I've received (some pleasant, some not-so-pleasant), I've decided to officially put Slipping Through, Criminal, and Too Close on hiatus. It's not something I like; it feels like a copout. I'm not one to just drop things; however, when I feel like I can't do something justice or give it its due, I will back away and leave well enough alone until such time that things change. Please know, though, that ideas are always flitting about in my head, and it's nothing for me to write a hundred words (or more) here and there. To those who have sent the few less-than-nice messages I received: The third paragraph up from this one is a very vague and brief synopsis on my life and how I feel about update schedules. Not everyone can just belt out updates like some writers. Some don't have the skill. Some don't have the time. As I stated above, if you're a stickler for update schedules, I'm not the girl for you. Not even close. If you feel things like family, jobs, etc. aren't good enough reasons to not be beholden to a hobby, that is your problem, my friend, not mine. At the end of the day, I write for me and merely choose to share with others. If that makes me a bad person, ungrateful, a snot, a bitch, or a multitude of any other nasty names, then so be it. It won't be anything I haven't already been called in my life, I'm sure.

The lovely duskri123, for whom I used to pre-read, has officially graduated to publishing her seriously fucking amazing original work. You can find info on all of Bethany-Kris' published and in-progress works on her blog.

I still pre-read for the sweet dcurley1. Be sure to check out all her awesome stories.

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The History Project by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/19 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,114 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Blood Moon by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Post-Second Wizarding War AU. One-shot, sort of gift fic featuring Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, and what happens when he gets caught up in feeling sorry for himself. It's not actually all about happy endings after the good guys win. - PWP, creature fic with questionable behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
For The Only Hope by ausland reviews
Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 328,921 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unintentional Inveiglement by onecelestialbeing reviews
Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (whom is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 466,501 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,829 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Happily Ever After the Fact by TycheSong reviews
Hermione receives a letter from the Ministry informing her of a bit of new legislation, and attempts to deal with it in a unique way. My nod to the genre of Marriage Law Challenge fics (among others), originally written for Dragoon811 for the SSHG GiftFest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,610 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/21 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Immortality by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Immortality, what is it good for? - Almost a crackfic? What is Mother's day like when you're evil and immortal? - A not fluffy, dark-ish Volmione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Absinthe by Aurette reviews
A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/7 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,213 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/25 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Before I Saw Your Face by Subversa reviews
Two years post-war, the world is settling again into a regular rhythm. The Boy Who Lived has a lover and a new business, and his two best friends are embarking on careers of their own. Working as an administrative assistant and teacher-in-training at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger becomes suspicious of the unusual behaviour of her boss, the Deputy Headmaster. Where does Severus Snape g
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,249 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 2/1 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slow Burn by givemesomevamp reviews
Even unconditional love has its limits. AU/Breaking Dawn/ OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3863 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Live by the Moon by GemmaLisax reviews
The Forks High gang is out for a weekend away from their parents to celebrate the end of High School...nothing could go wrong with that, right? Rate M for sexual references and dark, DARK themes. Deliciously Wolfy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet to hooking up in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4921 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 6,329 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
With Magic and Trust by Luna Nomea reviews
Severus Snape was made to chaperone a Halloween Ball. What will happen when a certain Gryffindor catches his eye?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Longest Distance Between Two Places by RZZMG reviews
Time is immutable... but filled with magical possibilities. Hermione Granger discovers this truth after an accident in the Dept. of Mysteries leads to a series of bizarre, random encounters with a handsome young man donning Slytherin colours. -"I never believed in fate until I met you."- Time-travel/star-cross love fic. Drama/Romance/Angst. 2013 Hermione-Smut Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,244 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
You Know Nothing, Miss Granger by llorolalluvia reviews
My entry for the HP Kinkfest on Livejournal. It's a postwar fic, AU because Severus survives. He frequents Muggle pubs to pick up women, but he never expected her. She thinks dirty words are for the vulgar, but she's never heard them in his voice. ONESHOT (forreal this time).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/8 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Knowing You by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
A dwindling magical population, a community divided, one panicked Ministry, and a forced marriage law that swears it has paired citizens with their most suitable match. What do you do when your spouse is your most loathed compatriot? Well you date them, of course. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts/War, EWE format. Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 256,588 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Night at The Leaky Cauldron by kci47 reviews
The first-ever Hogwarts Alumni party allows everyone to relax and let loose. Hermione didn't come with the intent of finding a man…but then Neville walked in and all bets were off. [Written for smutty claus on lj, Hermione/Neville smut, full warnings inside.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
The King and I by bluecurls reviews
They fought on the same side for the same thing, but as the Wizarding World works to right itself after the war, Hermione Granger finds herself in danger yet again. She needs his help. He needs her. A/N: Story on hold as of 1/11/15.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,029 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Hermione G., Kingsley S.
The Potions Deal by kci47 reviews
A few years after the final battle finds Hermione Granger working on independent research at a renowned Potions corporation and wondering when Ron will finally want to settle down. Unfortunately, her boss decides to hire someone to help with her work, and the new addition sets his sights on helping her with her love life, too. SSHG. Strong language, smut at the end.Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/6 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Playing with Slytherins by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/5 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Moonlit by StormDragonfly reviews
When Bella returns to the town she hasn't lived in since she was eight, she's intrigued by the Cullens more than she realizes. As she matures and starts to consider the weight of choice and morals, she realizes there is one man who's always there for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 220,063 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Bella, Carlisle]
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 9,358 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 237,837 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Innocent Shadows by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You'll sort everything. Gods, Hermione, you fought five Death Eaters to a standstill *and* defended and saved Snape."/ "Professor Snape."/ Harry rolled his eyes. "Yes. That." He waved his hand at the bed. "So this? Piece of cake." /Marriage Law /ss/hg HEA...always *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Quid Pro Quo by SweetTale4u reviews
**Winner Best Romance 2014 LJ SSHG Fan Fic Awards** My Entry into the 2014 Live Journal Hermione Smut Fest. Severus Snape is fed up with reports that he is somehow planning/plotting to be the next Dark Lord. Thanks to a comment by Lucius he decides to seek out Hermione Granger and proposition her in exchange for helping her cause. Hermione in turn has other ideas in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Bite to Remember by dragoon811 reviews
Masquerade. Vampires. Smut. What more is there to say? (Written for the 2014 samhain-smut on livejournal) SSHGLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
A Polyjuiced Meeting by articcat621 reviews
Hermione has desired Snape for quite some time and decides to take matters into her own hands, but will she be able to handle the repercussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The F Word by Dena Gray reviews
Professor Snape catches Hermione in the absolute worst possible circumstances, time and time again. Is it the work of a vindictive third year, or could it be something much, much bigger? Rated M for 45 uses of the 'f' word and light frotting. AU/EWE, Hogwarts 8th year SSHG -COMPLETE! *** Nominated Best A/U, Best Het Smut: HP fanfic fanpoll awards fall/winter 2014! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Die by Colubrina reviews
Years after the war is over Hermione sees Draco alone in a pub. When she invites him back to her flat the die is cast and it becomes possible that two very damaged people might, eventually, find peace. "You know me dark, you know me cruel, you know me shaking in the night and you're still here." Dramoine. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,641 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Theodore N. - Complete
Avada by artemisgirl reviews
For Hermione, it starts out as a question. Is it possible to 'Avada Kedavra' oneself? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With Teeth by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Halloween Creature Fic. Werewolf Draco, EWE, mostly PWP. Infected during the war by Fenrir Greyback, Draco survived one struggle to find another. His return to Hogwarts and so-called normal life was a cute attempt to move on, but as always one insufferable woman turns that on its head as well. Short story, dark setting, controversial themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dwaco by CRMediaGal reviews
Draco does not tend to little ones but has somehow been roped into getting up extra early, drinking from a Princess mug, wearing a Weasley jumper, and babysitting his messy cousin, Teddy Lupin. How on earth did that happen? Inspired by the artwork "Draco meets Teddy" by CaptBexx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Live Like A Muggle by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape loses a bet to a sadistic friend who is intent on inconveniencing him, which causes him to seek help from the last person he would have ever considered. Written for Palathene for the 2014 summer SSHG LJ promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21709 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lay Me Low by Teddy Radiator reviews
What begins as Severus' anger at Sirius Black's attempts to seduce Hermione leads to a life he never thought he deserved to live. The past and the present mesh together in a story of protection, betrayal and trust, and how the Battle of Hogwarts might have been fought. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,349 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane by Teddy Radiator reviews
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Rated MA for reasons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,284 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Serenity's Prayer by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! When Edward takes Bella into the forest to dump her, her reaction completely surprises him. Will this be the end of B&E or will they find a new path to forever? A canon-based yet very different AU approach to New Moon. Some OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,786 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by badjujube reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella/Aro. Super creepy. Is that a genre? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Choices by twilover76 reviews
Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 186,553 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
Strange Love by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Hermione finds herself having to assist one Draco Malfoy with a family curse come to light the year of his 21st birthday. With no option but to work together with mere months left, the two find themselves entwined in a way neither would have suspected possible. Rated M for language and deviant sexual situations. Story loosely based on events and timeline of Beauty and the Beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 229,570 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of Swans by onecelestialbeing reviews
A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of a Bevy of Swans. Winner of WiKTT's 2014 Carnevale di Masque contest. "Not yet, Hermione," he says. "Not tonight, Hermione," he implores. 'I'll have you one way or another,' Hermione thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Of Darkening Souls by Raven.Sappho reviews
With a little help from the residing Potion Master, Hermione and Harry overhear a revealing conversation. Their eyes open to deception and the war becomes a completely new league, with their resolution to rid Wizarding Britain of the preconceptions of the light and the dark. A story of Harry and Hermione finding love, family and politics in time of war. Rated M for a reason, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,787 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
No Dominion Greater by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Something is wrong with Hermione. Very wrong. Will Harry be able to convince Severus that she is worth saving, despite their rocky past? If he doesn't it may mean the end of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Send Not to Know by Subversa reviews
An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10804 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love You Take by Subversa reviews
Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,713 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bribery By Way of Croissants by onecelestialbeing reviews
A long and very much overdue gift for Stardustandwands. Drarry/Dramione/Harmony moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Presume to Assume by TinksVamps reviews
Twisted Twilight. Alice 'saw' it all, but so did some-one else & they weren't letting Bella go through that. They were also going to make sure she ended up with the right Vamp. This Bella has Balls. NOMINATED Best Bella/Best Humour in THE SUNFLOWER AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Original Sin by RZZMG reviews
M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Alpha's Prerogative by taoist elf reviews
Imprinting, marriage and mating. Duty, choice and need. What do these things have to do with love? In the midst of a failing marriage and strained imprint, Bella is about to find out. It's complicated, when is it ever not? Bella/Sam some Paul. No poly anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,384 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Transcendent Quality of Remembrance by Subversa reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A/U. In a postwar world, members of the Order and the DA are sent together into hiding. Trapped in claustrophobic circumstances, plagued by inexplicable dreams, surrounded by her closest friends - and her most dreaded adversary - Hermione struggles to come to terms with her postwar life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,726 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Show You Mine by Cybrokat reviews
Professor Snape has a few things he would like to show Miss Granger. Preferably while she is bent over his desk. Companion to 'If You Show Me Yours.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rise, Rebel, Resist by leggy freak003 reviews
They came again, they took him from me, and I broke. Now the pieces are scattered, and I'm looking for revenge. They will die, by my hand, if it's the last thing I ever do. With Jasper's help, with everyone's help, the Volturi will fall. Rated for adult language, situations, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,751 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If You Show Me Yours by Cybrokat reviews
Snape teaches the class how to make a fantasy potion, because sometimes you just need to write a little naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11291 - Favs: 8,395 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cassolette by mabarberella reviews
The perfume emanating from her made me stutter, crazy with want. Not want to drain her dry - I wanted her alive, heart pumping, squirming in pleasure. I had long ago mastered restraint, but it was slipping. I had never faltered, not ever. Until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
The Kindness of Semi Strangers by Freddie Stardust reviews
Bella would rather not have a fuss made over yet another near-death experience - until she meets the man making the fuss. Rated M for a very good reason - don't read it if you can't handle some lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
As You Wish by KissKissCrush reviews
Alice's vision of a battle when the Volturi come to Forks to destroy Renesmee actually happens, leaving everyone dead except Aro and Bella. With the world they knew suddenly gone and no valid reasons left to be enemies, they embark on a bizarre adventure together which is part horror movie and part dark romantic comedy. [The first installment of the After the Battle series.]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,356 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Blue Perfection by TheSuperNinja'sCrabcake reviews
After being liberated from an abusive relationship when she killed her boyfriend out of self-defense, Isabella Swan finds herself landed in a mental hospital. Two years later, the red eyes that haunt her dreams, burning into her every step, however, bring back a past that she isn't ready to confront and before she knows it she's the most wanted person in the country. Post New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,372 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Peter, Bella
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A Case of You by Mrs.Monster reviews
A road trip, a stolen car, a grumpy human-drinking vampire, a disposable camera and a very unique map. Bella's determined to have fun, and Peter's along for the ride. Complete! Look for future outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Senseless by Cybrokat reviews
Sirius vs Severus. Severus and Hermione are reluctant curse breaking partners when Sirius decides he has plans for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12289 - Favs: 7,595 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Without Disappointment There Can be No Hope by StoryPainter reviews
Bella is finally content with her life. She hardly even thinks of Edward anymore. So, what will happen when her past storms back into her life and throws all her plans in the air? Bella has to decide if she can move forward without ever looking back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,672 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,972 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ascent by Lunalelle reviews
Sequel to Abyss: Eight years later... Hermione's new profession leads her to take an anonymous client, and she finds herself face to face with the situation of her seventhyear, but now the tables have turned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,632 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Enduring One's Fortune by smurff reviews
The day after "A Scrap of Honour". What happens after a fabulous encounter with a best friend and his worst enemy? And how can Hermione make it happen again? Hermione/Harry/Draco. Mild Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Resurrection by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
Without Bella's love, I can merely exist. Now that I've lost her, I am bound to wander this earth, alone and unchanging for eternity. - Edward, attempting to be noble, leaves again after the Night of Tears. Will Bella crumble or run after him? Eclipse/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,832 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Captive by Resa Aureus reviews
SEQUEL TO PRISONER. Hermione is working as Transfiguration professor now at Hogwarts and finds that getting along with Snape is harder than it used to be. This is set prior to the Epilogue in Prisoner. If you haven't read Prisoner, good luck trying to understand this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15648 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wiegenlied by Cris reviews
Winner of Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest. Bella's cactus dies and she needs a new friend. Vamp. *no cacti were harmed in the writing of this fic* Banner by FortheLongestDay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
A Gift of Love by magalena reviews
Summary: A child unexpectedly comes into Hermione's life through unusual circumstances. When the secret of the child's paternity is revealed, it will change all of their lives forever. Written for the 2012 Lucius Big Bang on the LJ. (FYI: I post on LJ as madeleone) AN: Rating for bits of violence and strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,655 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Compassion by Cullen Cousin reviews
Bella wants to lose her virginity to Edward while she is still human, but Edward knows that he doesn't have the self control to perform the act himself. Carlisle steps up to help after a request from Edward. AU/OOC C/B Story adopted from MyLoveCarlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,047 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5110 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Italians Do It Better by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Edward - Complete
Entwined by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Edward left 6 months ago, trying to escape the the brown-eyed girl with tantalizing blood. What he doesn't know is that the Fates have another plan for him and the one whose life is twisted with his. AU Vamp, Rated M. Set 6 mo. after E&B's first meeting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,035 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Terms of Engagement by SnarkySimaril reviews
ABANDONED! Love sometimes hides, stuck behind cold hearts and lost dreams. But when it's found and recognized, there no going back. Peter found it, but keeping it is another thing entirely. Peter/Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,102 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bella, Peter
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Holding Sam by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Bodice Ripper Oh Mercy by GeezerWench reviews
Left alone to wait, Bella is a little frustrated, a lot bored, and finds herself reading one of those bodice ripper romances. Jasper conveniently wanders into the room and maybe Bella isn't so bored any more. Re-vamped. Edited, extended. Adult situations. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
All Fired Up by MsEerieChastain reviews
A chance encounter in the elevator with the mysterious, sexy new hire sends Bella's world reeling. It's been eight years, did he honestly think she'd be happy to see him? F*!#ing absurd. She's grown up and moved on, or has she? AU/OOC Over 18 only pls!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,481 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Vengeance for Angels by snarkymuch reviews
They thought Bella was dead, no one imagined that she suffered something far worse. Jasper and the Cullens find her, but will they be able to help her. Will Bella find her vengeance? Warning: Dark and violent, contains references to torture and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Left Alone, to be Together by LoveHGSS reviews
Both Jasper and Bella are left behind, and love eventually blossoms. Rated M for later chapters. R&R. First Twific!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,829 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Need by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 8,279 - Follows: 9,914 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
In Mates by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 207 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7352 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war, Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who is more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they've been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Self Storage by kitkat681 reviews
Edward hates his job. Bella hates her life. What the hell is going on in that storage unit? B/E pairing...angst...romance...Rated M for eventual sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,400 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fulfilling Duties by muzkbox reviews
What if Harry wasn't the one who spotted the doe that night in the forest of Dean?**A/U story that follows DH story line** Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,612 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Prisoner by Resa Aureus reviews
The Battle at Hogwarts just ended and Voldemort has been defeated, but his escaped followers still linger. Right after the fight, Hermione myseriously disappears. The Order goes on the hunt for her and once she's found, something's a little...different. Rated M for violence and language. The Sequel "Captive" is now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,446 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
NCB, Inc by Lillie Cullen reviews
REPOSTED A series of lemons written for fans, woven together with a thin plot. Some sweet, some saucy, some downright scandalous. Various pairings/groupings. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012
The Dress Code Violation, or To Tickle a Dragon by banjobraids reviews
Severus has a disagreement with his apprentice regarding dress code. Hermione is pushed over the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Charm of my Own by Positively 4th Street reviews
A collection of outtakes from 'A May to December Romance'. Edward's POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by GemmaLisax reviews
Bella has always watched them, wanted them. But she never thought that she would ever actually have them. ALL of them. This was born out of some twitter fuckery and many pics of nekkid firemen. Lemons/Perving/Smut. 18 readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella
The Big E by MsEerieChastain reviews
Frustrated at being denied by Edward one too many times, Bella decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Find out what happens when Emmett drops in to dispense advice and offers a helping hand. One-Shot. AU / Mature, over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dirty Daddy C by MsEerieChastain reviews
Yes, it's back! Though Bella belongs to Jasper, Carlisle can't help but allow his imagination to...wander...when it comes to his sassy, sultry daughter-in-law. See two salacious outtakes from the mind of "Sassafrass Junction"'s Carlisle Cullen. Over 18!Tx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Thickened Light by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione finds signs of a health threat to the wizarding world near a hidden chateau in Avignon, but is she prepared for what she'll find inside? SSHG possible LM , VERY ADULT CONCEPTS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hammer and a Nail by DTS Guru reviews
Sometimes the wolf chooses an imprint that surprises everyone. The pairing seems completely wrong on the surface. But as the two strive to make their relationship work, will they find the wolf knew what he was doing after all? Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,069 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Potions Master's Storeroom by dressagegrrrl reviews
An act of good will changes the relationship between the Charms mistress and the stodgy Potions master. Hermione regrets never becoming a decent Occlumens. Severus is pleased she isn't. Fluffy and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,000 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stench Wars by BookishQua reviews
Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,839 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Misfortunes In Spying by georgesgurl117 reviews
The third lesson in espionage - sometimes you see more than you ever wanted to. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Power Hungry by Emertheawesome reviews
Barty finds her perfectly powerful. Hermione just finds him annoying. SwirlsofBlack is, once again, a fantastic beta. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9479 - Favs: 8,555 - Follows: 6,213 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Carlisle by Wrong13 reviews
I'm a cautionary tale if ever there was one. I'd make Nabokov feel dirty. I'd make Fitzgerald hit the bottle even harder. I'd make Hemingway smile and nod. OOC sex and whatnot... B/C
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,837 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 714 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Path To My Soul by cullen818 reviews
Jasper leaves the Cullens and rejoins Peter and Char, but unforeseen circumstances bring him back to Forks. Will he be able to pick up the pieces of his life and find happiness? What does Bella have to do with all of this? PART II NOW POSTING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,543 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,581 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Mortissues reviews
Romantically you dream of who will save you from your agony, care enough to return for the one left behind. Truly I must be cursed . . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,774 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9225 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU by Fakin'it reviews
What if Bella chose action over catatonia to deal w/her pain? What if she blew her brains out, but Jasper changed her anyway? Could venom reconstruct her brain? A newborn vamp with the blank slate mind of a newborn human? Sad at 1st, but HEA later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 279,597 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
tHirTeEn by twolipps reviews
In the aftermath of war, the Volturi have given Bella a choice-live as a vampire among the Guard, or die. What will she choose and will Jasper be willing to train her as a newborn and then give her up at the end of 13 short months? Vamp/Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,386 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Serpent and the Mudblood by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Many Death Eaters escaped during the Final Battle. Hermione is assigned, as are others, to research their targets, so she can help them be captured. What happens when she chooses Lucius Malfoy to research and find? Or when he's caught? Series of one-shots. Will add more when more ideas hit for it, but the story isn't done yet. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,183 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
In the Stacks by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Won Naughty Girls Pick in JNG's "Cullen Boys Contest." Bella enlists the help of Angela to take on a handsy 'ghost' in the stacks of Forks Public Library. Lem/Lang. O/s. Alternate reveal of the Forks vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 7,128 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tied for Last Original Ending by Speechwriter reviews
Warning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Jaws of Darkness Do Devour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Severus Snape has faced death many times. However, nothing could've prepared him for eternity with Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,735 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Worth It by NightFairy85 reviews
Things change, that is the nature of life. After Bella and Jasper share a moment in a motel room their worlds will change forever, but will this change be worth all the pain? Bella/Jasper pairing. Rated M for language and poss. lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,094 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Vengeance by elizaye reviews
When a girl's best friend kills her one true love, how far will she go for revenge? "All right then, prove it. Pretend that this man is the culprit, and PROVE that you would have the guts to kill Draco's murderer." Rated M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,643 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pieces Of Me by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He was confused, man. Who was this human? "What the f*ck would I want with you're little f*cking human pet anyway. I don't play with my food before I eat it. Why the f*ck did you bring her here?" He spat. Little did he know, Bella would be his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,853 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8393 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cost of Deception by AJlove reviews
Not yet ready to start a family with her husband, Hermione begins using an untraceable contraceptive potion. What will she do when Lucius Malfoy catches her in the act and threatens to blackmail her? Lemons, violence, AU, Abuse, Canon Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Black Eyed Angel by prettyflour reviews
A twisted Twilight. An all vampire love story. She turned her face toward me, her black eyes pleading with mine. "I can't be saved. I've taken too much. I am no longer Bella. I have become something evil."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,727 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella and Quil find themselves comforting eachother after the loss of Jake's friendship. Can drunken sex turn into love? B/Q OOC Rated M **Lemon Filled** Beta: Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,076 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr.
Clean Up on Aisle 17 by darkNnerdy reviews
It's been years since Bella's ill-fated birthday party and the Cullens left. Bella's now attending college away from Forks. What happens when she goes on a booze run at the local supermarket? Fun O/S collab with my wifey Sushi Loves Whitlock. Pure funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Finished Product by Mortissues reviews
Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,622 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hunt by ToryTigress92 reviews
"Wherever you run, I will always be there to hunt you," he growled. "And the harder you hunt me, the faster I'll run," she returned, her body softening beneath him in the cold earth. In one moment, the hunt is all that matters. Scabior/Hermione please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/12/2011 - [Scabior, Hermione G.] - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Priori by mopstyle reviews
Alice, Jasper and Bella are pushing their boundaries physically and emotionally. What happens when the rest of the Cullens move back to Forks? Will Bella be the catalyst of another family feud, or will she be the salvation of one? AxJxB ExB OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,942 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Swansong by faithunbreakable reviews
She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unmasked by RZZMG reviews
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thought Like Flames by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. No pact with the wolves. The Cullen's are overwhelmed by newborns. Edward & Alice are destroyed. Bella loses her mind & seeks death. Jasper, overwhelmed by guilt & agony, leaves Forks. Their paths cross. Full summary on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,833 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time Heals by abbymickey24 reviews
Your typical Edward leaves Bella and Alice leaves Jasper, but the whys are different so please give it a chance. Plus B/J won't meet again and fall in love in a day. Will be B/J though. Hum/Vam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Whom the Goddess Chooses by Aurette reviews
Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,661 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14242 - Favs: 15,247 - Follows: 8,282 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
They Are As Legion by DarkRiverTempest reviews
What is the price of peace? Some things are worth more than others, and Draco Malfoy will finally understand the value of selfless love—that is, if he survives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now You See Me by smurff reviews
Hermione wakes up tied to her bed. Her two lovely gentlemen are there to help her. Threesome relationship. Hints of slash. Can be read as a continuation to Raging Sensation, or alone. Herm/H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Choice and Consequences by JustBiteMePLease reviews
17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,455 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Lives by ineedcoffee reviews
Five years have passed since Edward left Bella in the woods. Both Bella and the Cullens' have experienced great tragedy since they last saw each other, but what happens when they meet again and what is the meaning of the prophecy? Bella OOC. BxJas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,617 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hush Little Baby by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Fragments of Her broken heart, trite as it sounded, were lodged in the wood. Part of her lived in these woods. Part of her died in these woods, when he followed the pieces and found her. We Don't Need No Stinkin Coven Contest Entry! LangxLemXViolence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Forthright by Duessa reviews
Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,554 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My Mitten by little-morph reviews
A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,105 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting’ Lucius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 5,166 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kiss Me by octoberland reviews
Inspired by the leaked extended kissing scene in the New Moon movie that takes place right after the birthday party. Rating for sexual content and dark subject matter. Now with alternate happy ending.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Red Dawn by the80srule reviews
Taking place after the failed seduction scene in Eclipse, Bella is spurned by Edward's rejection. Where will she go to fulfill her desires: La Push, or to another member of the Cullen clan? MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY, more lemons than a Minute Maid truck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
A second chance at love by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Sometimes love isn't enough. When Edward's overprotective control is the death of their relationship, Bella must find a way to move on with her life. Everyone deserves a second chance at love. Rated M for future lemons. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,861 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Such Great Heights: A Tale of Finding Forever by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in NM. Edward has left Forks, Bella's future disappears & Alice sends Emmett to Forks to find Bella. An extremely co-dependent friendship develops between them, leading to romance. M for language & lemons. POVs: Primarily Bella & Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,978 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6049 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3286 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
All That Remains by Emisha reviews
Alice has a vision of Bella being tortured by Victoria. Edward and his family race to Bella’s side in Forks not knowing if they will make it in time. Warning:Story has many lemony scenes and some violence. E&B. Chapters are from different character POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,299 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lewd Confessions by Soline reviews
One-shot. This is a story of Hermione's sexual journey in which Snape appears recurrently, up until our student and professor confess their fantasies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Tears or, Hermione Granger and the DH by grangerous reviews
Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,256 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spoken by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione finds her professor's voice elemental in an important situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
A Scrap of Honour by smurff reviews
Sequel to RAGING SENSATION. Consequences can be harsh. Or they can be exciting. What happens to Hermione as a result of her actions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Other Worlds by slasher454 reviews
Hermione and Theodore Nott are in a relationship. A series of sexy, angsty, and/or frustrating vignettes that eventually tell a story. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Edward has always been too careful with Bella, and refuses to have sex with her until she's changed, but sex is the one human experience she refuses to give up. When she seeks out Carlisle's help, will he be able to refuse her? AU M for lemon HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual by tonksinger reviews
He went into the bookshop looking for books, but found a head of bushy brown hair selling them. She opened the bookshop looking for happiness after heartbreak, but finds that business in Diagon Alley can get nasty. SSHG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Raging Sensation by smurff reviews
Hermione gets bored during a long Potions class and, high on hormones, lets her imagination and fingers run wild. Is she as discreet as she thinks?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Disguised Affections by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Restrictive Covenants by Shiv5468 reviews
Snape is still Headmaster. The Ministry wants him out. Hermione is sent to negotiate. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Lessons by NixItAll reviews
Hermione learns a valuable lesson about the importance of moderation in alcohol consumption. No longer a oneshot! Smut warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Dafina reviews
A Post Half Blood Prince Hermione and Severus romance with a little side of RLNT. Full summary inside. An original story with multiple plot twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,421 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Abyss by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione takes in a serpent familiar that turns into a man by night. Kidnapping, deception, and unsaid words. Very long time in coming: HermioneVoldemort. Some one-sided HermioneWormtail as well. A lot of three dimensional Death Eater action, too. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,912 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Chainsaw reviews
"Love is shady. Love is tragic. It's hard to bury the hatchet when you're holdin' a chainsaw." Hermione centric, Ron's-a-cad trope, drabble-esque one-shot. Humor with a sprinkle of crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15 - Hermione G. - Complete
One Second reviews
For a moment-just one second-she saw and felt everything. SSHG AU O/S Drabble Rated M to be safe for suggestive themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Pyro's Revenge reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella in the woods, only this time Bella has the last laugh. Way OOC Bella. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Complete
The End Justifies the Means reviews
Locked in a prison with no escape, Bella fights to keep her son and herself from harm. When worse comes to worst, Bella decides she will escape no matter what. A/H Rated M for violence and more. See Author's Note for details on content and trigger warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shot A Day reviews
Various one-shots based on prompts supplied by duskri123 & dcurley1 as daily writing exercises. Canon & non-canon pairings, may be AU, various POVs, may be drabble, not beta'd. Overall Rating of M just to be safe, though each o/s will have an individual rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013
The World is Burning Down reviews
The wolves chase off Laurent that day in the meadow thus leaving Bella "safe". . . but at what cost? New Moon AU, VERY OOC/Dark Rated M for some language, but mostly to be safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Bella - Complete
Too Close reviews
Bella runs to Italy in an attempt to save Edward from the Volturi, but what happens when she decides Edward's too close? What, or who, is in store for Bella when she says 'No more? New Moon AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Bella
Criminal reviews
It was like some twisted version of déjà vu. I blinked several times making sure it wasn't my eyes. I squinted as I looked at her & it was like thinking the name had cleared the cobwebs & allowed the light bulb to shine brightly over my head. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Jasper, Bella
Slipping Through reviews
Bella comes across a member of the Cullen family she doesn't expect to & finds it hard not to let him in despite her anger. Off-shoot of my "All I Want for Christmas is You" o/s. NM AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
All I Want for Christmas is You reviews
It's been three months since Edward & the Cullen's left Bella behind after her birthday party. What happens when Bella comes out of her stupor & runs into an unexpected member of the family she misses so much? New Moon AU, OOC; Christmas o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I'm With You reviews
There was nothing to help the burning, festering hole in my chest. There was no such thing as relief. "Relief" was a foreign word. All I knew anymore was pain. My mind was in constant turmoil. "Why do you care what I do?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Peter - Complete