Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.
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Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns all characters from the Twilight Universe. No copyright infringement intended. I may not own the characters, but the effed up stuff I make them do? That's all out of my twisted head. I won't steal from you, so don't steal from me - capisce?
Rated: Mature Adult for Language, Violence, Sexual Content and Suggestive Dialogue. Must be 18 to view. Reader discretion is advised.
I love to read. My nose has been stuck in a book for as far back as I can remember. When I have nothing and everything to do, you can find me reading.
I'm kinda nuts. Definitely a little schizo. The stuff that rattles around in my brain is usually pretty scary. This becomes more problematic when I have word-vomit...which is a lot.
I like fire. I talk about blowtorches and flame throwers a lot. When people piss me off, I start talking about setting shit on fire.
If you don't like the use of expletives, you should probably get the hell outta here. It's not that I can't express myself without cussing, I just don't care to. This especially includes excessive use of the word "fuck."
Drama is no-go. If your life's goal is to stir shit up and bask in the black glow of your attention-seeking half-a-heart, then slowly back away. I have enough naturally occurring shenanigans in my life that I don't need your unnecessary b.s. on top of it. Fake people bring out the worst in me. This means I can be your best friend or your worst enemy - take it or leave it.
I'm a wife and full-time mom. My amazing daughter is special needs with a laundry list of medical problems. This means updates are sporadic and sometimes non-existant. It also means I constantly have a brain buzzing with a million and one things that is subject to epic cases of writer's block. If you're anal about posting schedules, I'm not even remotely close to being the girl for you.
What I write always comes from deep within me. Just because this is fanfic, doesn't mean it's silly child's play. I write real feelings with the hope of getting a visceral reaction out of my readers. I'm still learning and always growing, so be patient with me. Constructive criticism is gladly accepted. Blatant, hurtful negativity will earn you a one-way trip to my fecal roster entitled "People for Whom I Give Zero Fucks." ...It's kind of a long list.
As stated above, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter - the latter much more so than the former.
I pre-read for the lovely duskri123. If you're not reading Witness, then make like a bread truck and haul buns because it's damn amazing.
I also pre-read for the sweet dcurley1. Be sure to check out all her awesome stories.
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