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Author has written 23 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VII, Disney, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy XIII, Sherlock, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Final Fantasy XIII-2.
Hello, my name is Marlene Shadowheart (well DUH!). I've gotten very sick of my old bio that I had on here so I'm just going to tell you everything you need to know about me (and definately more) in a big ol' obese paragraph. I am a teenager, I have poofy hair that refuses to stay in one constant shape throughout the day (is hair really SUPPOSED to have a shape, you ask? ...who knows?), and I have come to the conclusion that I will pretty much eat anything you put in front of me...which is a good thing if I'm ever starving to death out in some foreign country, but not good if I mistaken a glob of dried glue on the counter for a clump of melted dried cheese. :P This has happened. I have also come to the conclusion that I am possibly the best procrastinator in the world and I will do almost anything to make sure that everything that has a deadline is put off until the last minute. (Deadlines are the bane of my existence.) I have ALSO come to the conlusion that I hate really long profiles because they usually end up preaching about something (I came here to read your stories, I don't CARE what you think about abortions or stereotypes or the color of your Wednesday underpants!), I dislike people on Fanfiction who don't actually write stories but instead dedicate their lives on educating others about how to write and publish (this IS NOT as easy as it looks, pal!) and I've realized that not every cloud has a silver lining (like right now the sky's covered in just one giant-ass cloud, and I can't even see a lining, silver or spicebrown or magenta or whonow...). So basically I'm just coming up with a lot of conclusions about my life, and (dramatic music plays) about myself. Because we're all just humans, humans living on one giant-ass floating sphere called Earth (dramatic music ends)...and that would've sounded a lot more dramatic and awesome if I hadn't used the word "ass". Other than that...the harlem shake is getting way more views than it's actually worth, I need to stop eating so much pasta or else I won't be able to digest anything, I'm stuck in an abusive love-hate relationship with all those new PlayStation4 ads that are coming out, if I hear one more person say "YOLO" I think I'm going to drink bleach and end my misery (What do you mean, "you only live once"?! What about reincarnation? What about Axel from Kingdom Hearts, or Tidus from FFX, or Doctor Who, or a cat or something?!), and I really need to pipe down because this is getting waaaaay too long for my own good...plus I need to get back to writing more stories!!! :3
Forever yours (unless PS4 boyfriend and I make amends with one another...)
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