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Author has written 23 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VII, Disney, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy XIII, Sherlock, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Final Fantasy XIII-2.

IMPORTANT NOTE!!!
I'm really sorry I haven't been updating Open When I'm Dead for a while or coming out with anything new! School makes it harder for me to get ANY writing done because I'm focused on...well...school.
But with the upcoming arrival of summer vacation, I shall soon be back at my post with new stories for your eyes to munch on (that's a slightly disgusting visual) and so on.
Unfortunately that probably won't solve my procrastination when it comes to responding to PMs. If you have sent me a PM and are heartbroken that you haven't received feedback (because who wouldn't be, am I right?) then please do not be offended. It's not you, my dearies, it's me. I have chronic procrastination issues. And since there hasn't been a cure found yet, it means that I probably won't be responding to you guys for a very long time, so please try not to send me anything. I won't send you anything back :'(
But on a brighter note, I have lots of new and exciting ideas to get publishing (including new chapters for Open When I'm Dead! That's right! I haven't forgotten about you lovelies!!!) So stay tuned! :D
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Marlene Shadowheart :3

Hello, my name is Marlene Shadowheart (well DUH!). I've gotten very sick of my old bio that I had on here so I'm just going to tell you everything you need to know about me (and definately more) in a big ol' obese paragraph. I am a teenager, I have poofy hair that refuses to stay in one constant shape throughout the day (is hair really SUPPOSED to have a shape, you ask? ...who knows?), and I have come to the conclusion that I will pretty much eat anything you put in front of me...which is a good thing if I'm ever starving to death out in some foreign country, but not good if I mistaken a glob of dried glue on the counter for a clump of melted dried cheese. :P This has happened. I have also come to the conclusion that I am possibly the best procrastinator in the world and I will do almost anything to make sure that everything that has a deadline is put off until the last minute. (Deadlines are the bane of my existence.) I have ALSO come to the conlusion that I hate really long profiles because they usually end up preaching about something (I came here to read your stories, I don't CARE what you think about abortions or stereotypes or the color of your Wednesday underpants!), I dislike people on Fanfiction who don't actually write stories but instead dedicate their lives on educating others about how to write and publish (this IS NOT as easy as it looks, pal!) and I've realized that not every cloud has a silver lining (like right now the sky's covered in just one giant-ass cloud, and I can't even see a lining, silver or spicebrown or magenta or whonow...). So basically I'm just coming up with a lot of conclusions about my life, and (dramatic music plays) about myself. Because we're all just humans, humans living on one giant-ass floating sphere called Earth (dramatic music ends)...and that would've sounded a lot more dramatic and awesome if I hadn't used the word "ass". Other than that...the harlem shake is getting way more views than it's actually worth, I need to stop eating so much pasta or else I won't be able to digest anything, I'm stuck in an abusive love-hate relationship with all those new PlayStation4 ads that are coming out, if I hear one more person say "YOLO" I think I'm going to drink bleach and end my misery (What do you mean, "you only live once"?! What about reincarnation? What about Axel from Kingdom Hearts, or Tidus from FFX, or Doctor Who, or a cat or something?!), and I really need to pipe down because this is getting waaaaay too long for my own good...plus I need to get back to writing more stories!!! :3

Forever yours (unless PS4 boyfriend and I make amends with one another...)

Marlene Shadowheart

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,142 - Follows: 8,781 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Seldom Love, Simple Life by Versivalia reviews
Everything was fine. Almost good, even. But then she came along, with that red hair and those strange eyes...and everything that I worked towards, everything I did to keep my life under control went to hell. I said it before, and I'll say it again; without love, life would be so much simpler. SoKai AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sora, Kairi
The Book of Retribution by JacindaWeire reviews
It all started with Axel stealing Zexion's lexicon, and it just blew up into a bigger mess from there. The inner-goings of the Organization are revealed, fangirls invade, Squall Leonhart vainly tries to steal the show, and Cloud broods in the corner. Meanwhile, Zexion and Roxas find solace in their emo corner, and Axel burns things. Demyx is just a water baby.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Axel, Zexion, Roxas
The Vanitas Ads by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Vanitas, Sora
Join Me Maybe by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Complete "Call Me Maybe" parody. In Cloud City, Vader realizes that Luke doesn't know the truth about his father. So it is revealed in song...by Vader, of all people. The Sith Lord sings of father and son relationships and the benefits of joining the Dark Side, all while being autotuned. I swear, sometimes I think some neurons in my brain misfired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
The Organization XIII Interviews by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
To find a fourteenth member for Organization XIII, Xemnas interviews characters from various fandoms. Unfortunately, that means lots of chaos with injuries, caffeine, singing, and angsty anti-heroes galore. Crossover with multiple fandoms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Avada Kedavra! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts PrankOff! by Halestorming reviews
What happens when an author and his OC kidnap 7 KH characters to start a prank-off? This happens! Rated K-plus for mild violence
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,839 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sora, Axel - Complete
Squeaky Clean by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
All Mulan wanted was to bathe in peace...Too bad Sora, Donald, and Goofy don't understand the concept of a woman's privacy. It's never good when a teenage boy sleeps for a whole year of puberty and talks. Parody of the lake scene in Mulan, no pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sora, Mulan - Complete
The Twelve Days of Annoyances by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The cast of KH belt out their carol of complaints to all who wish to hear. Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", only this doesn't have a Christmas theme at all. Affectionate parody of the KH franchise
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
I Didn't Deserve That! by mad.madoxx reviews
France thinks England has no talent with the ladies. England wishes to prove him wrong. Unfortunately for him, his ex's have something to say on the matter as well. Small Pirates reference.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Warning: No Guardrails by Matt Perrett reviews
A beautiful and touching ending...ruined because Cid couldn't be bothered to install some basic safety features. This story now has a semi-sequel for Final Fantasy X-2's ending, "Parking Violation".
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Thank You Notes of the Birth by Sleep Cast by miano53 reviews
After the success of the thank you notes from Organization XIII, Tetsuya Nomura gave the order for the Birth by Sleep cast to give theirs every Friday to their fans, creepy and normal. After doing so, each presented their notes. Spoilers abound. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Xehanort, Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Once Upon A Heart by sheiksleopardthong reviews
A series of fairy tales with a certain Kingdom Hearts twist to them. Contains many yaoi, yuri and het pairings, though the main pairing is always yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Intoxicated by Matt Perrett reviews
Tidus has an epiphany about what the Sin's toxin excuse will let him get away with...namely, anything and everything.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Why Terra Wears Those Pants by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
Have you ever wondered why Terra wears those pants? Well, the answer is very simple...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Terra - Complete
Be Prepared by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Angry at being put through garbage in Fanfiction, Sephiroth plots to kill one of his least favorite authors and maybe one or two other people with the help of his Remnants. Oh yes, Sephiroth is prepared. Song parody of "Be Prepared" from The Lion King.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
Something You Could Never Imitate by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Sora has something totally inimitable that Riku does not...but it's not his friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Thank You Notes from Organization XIII by miano53 reviews
Due to the popularity of Kingdom Hearts, Tetsuya Nomura of Square Enix gave the cast members of Organization XIII an assignment: to write a series of thank you notes to other characters, their fans and items they "love". After weeks of deliberation, the Organization gave their fans their thank you notes. Spoilers abound. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Xemnas, Organization XIII - Complete
Like a Boss: Riku Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
While hiring Riku for the Dark Side, Maleficent decides to figure out just what Riku would do if he joined her. Riku replies...with a totally ridiculous song parody that sums up his life in just a few sentences. Parody of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Riku, Maleficent - Complete
Swim This Way by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Organization XIII really didn't know what to say when they saw their favorite puppet in a musical...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sora, Xemnas - Complete
Bottled Love and Horror by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
"What the heck is SoRiku!" Bottled fan fiction begins washing up on Destiny Islands. It isn't too long before Sora and Riku crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Can I Come In? by Matt Perrett reviews
It's the innocent bystanders who suffer the most. My take on the old Kleptomaniac Hero trope.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Cloud S., Barret W. - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
AXEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Altlantica Stitch reviews
All you need to know about caring for your new AXEL unit is contained in this easy-to-read manual!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Axel - Complete
The Gaston Song by Fenny Piper reviews
Just before his fight with Xaldin, Sora makes an acute observation about his foe that many of us made long ago, and a random musical number insues. I'd like to turn this into a cosplay sketch. Rated for two bad words.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sora, Xaldin - Complete
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Eidolons on Parade reviews
So what exactly would happen if you never happened to notice if you had the mark of a l'Cie? Well, school would get cancelled, for one thing... ONE-SHOT! Read please!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
FFXIII-2 Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
Yes folks, now you can watch the characters of FFXIII mess up AGAIN! Only this time, Noel keeps crashing into gates, Lightning's against animal rights, Alyssa really needs to stop talking to herself, Serah's almost too crazy for people to handle, and Caius...is just plain creepy. But you already knew that...
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Serah F., Noel K. - Complete
Open When I'm Dead reviews
When Demyx finds Xemnas' secret file of THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN, he decides to share it with a few other members, and hilarity ensues. Rated T for crossdressing, crack pairings, slight language, violence, and...well, a lot of things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,789 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Intervention reviews
*Oneshot!* When the crew finally notices the Captain's unhealthy obsession with female relations, they decide to host a last-minute intervention...but can they do it before a giant mob of angry alien women burst through the doors of the Bridge? You'll have to read to find out...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Blame Testosterone reviews
*ONESHOT* In the body of Riku, Xehanort's Heartless has only one explanation to his double-voice syndrome: awkward teenage puberty. And yes...this is most definately the smallest dosage of CRACK you shall ever lay your eyes on...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless, Sora - Complete
That's What She Said reviews
Have you ever noticed that pretty much everything that Scotty says sounds like a bad, "That's What She Said" joke? The crew notices, that's for sure...oh dear...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - M. Scott, J. Kirk - Complete
Rufus Shinra Style! reviews
*Parody of Gangdam Style by PSY* Rufus Shinra wants Cloud and the others to hear his new appointment speech...Rufus Shinra Style! Ah, what the effects of Mako poisoning can do...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Rufus - Complete
Texted Horrors of Fangirlism reviews
Oneshot! When Sherlock receives a frightening text message from overobsessive fangirls, he's forced to admit the one thing he knows absolutely nothing about: JohnLock pairings. No doubt this is CRAAACK!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Waking Up In Spira reviews
*Waking Up In Vegas parody.* When Tidus is taken in by the Al Bhed at the beginning of the game, he decides to tell them his story-in song, of course! Warning: Contains a lot of hip-swaying, and other things Tidus definately should not be doing.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tidus, Rikku - Complete
Enchanted Business reviews
All Belle wants is to use the bathroom, is that so hard? ...Apparently with a castle full of talking household objects, it is! Oneshot!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
FFXIII Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
Lightning gets on the wrong train, Serah's a complete clutz, Snow needs to work out less, Dysley can't get music of his own, and Hope's...just special. All the mistakes and epic fails that could've happened in the game are right here! Rated T for Yaag Rosch, 'nuff said.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Serah F., Snow - Complete
Once Upon A Dream reviews
Prince Philip gets hit with a little more than he hoped for when he finds a beautiful maiden in the middle of the woods...literally. ANOTHER PARODY for your entertainment! ;D *Sleeping Beauty*
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Got Any Fours? reviews
What would happen if the group decided to play a game of Go-Fish...with all the predictable over-acting cutscene drama to go along with it! *This is why they should never do recreational activities!*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Free Apples! reviews
It's springtime in Middle-Earth as two unsuspecting hobbits make their way into Fangorn Forest. The Ents are usually very hospitable...as long as you don't pick their apples. *A parody of the angry trees from The Wizard of Oz!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Do You Trust Me? reviews
The signature scene from Aladdin featuring "A Whole New World". Unfortunately for them, they didn't know there was a chance of precipitation on that night. And 1000-year-old Persian rugs and rain don't mix very well. AT ALL. A parody, if you didn't guess!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
FFVII Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
"Mom?" Zack asked. Aerith, shook her head. "Not quite," she said kiddingly. He continued to guess. "Dad?" he said. Aerth kicked him in the balls so hard he yelped like an injured puppy. "Do I look like a MAN to you!" she growled. Contains every game :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
A Dirty Fork! reviews
Cloud and Tifa are out on a dinner date at a fancy restaurant, and happen to notice that one of their forks is a little dirty...and you won't believe how the kitchen staff will act! Based off of Monty Python's "Dirty Fork". READ! If you dare...?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa - Complete
Uncle Riku's Christmas Tales reviews
Merry Christmas everyone! Instead of writing a holiday one-shot, I have decided to write one GINORMOUS Christmas story told by everyone's favorite, Uncle Riku! It will warm your heart and shine some light on your pale life forever...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
FFX2 Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
We are back, ladies and gentlemen, with more fumbles and mistakes than ever before! Call it, Part 2, or Return of the FFX bloopers. I think you get the jest. ;
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Yuna, Rikku - Complete
FFX Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
What could've happened: Rikku ruins romantic moments, Kimahri is a clumsy hulk, and Wakka and Lulu need couples counciling! It's all here, folks! The moments and laughs you've all been waiting for! Don't walk away from this limited-time offer!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Sora, You Lazy Bum! reviews
My take on a one-shot story. Tetsuya Nomura is trying to film Kingdom Hearts, but they keep messing up on that one little line... Caution: Contains some mild language people! READ! If you dare...?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Slumber Partay! reviews
Kairi decides to host a slumber party, but Sora and Riku aren't invited. Ticked off, they embark on an epic quest to listen in-or break in. Rated T for violence, suggestive themes, crossdressing, and other shtuff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Riku, Sora
KH Bloopers: What Could've Happened reviews
If the events of the Kingdom Hearts series were real, then how many funbles and embarrassing mistakes do you think could have happened? A lot. Rated T for some violence. Hilarity begins here!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,272 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas